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This is a link post Weetos causes (mild) outrage in Scotland
One parent said: “My six-year-old started chirping on about Big Baws the other morning. I nearly fell off my seat."

Edit: Looks like it was posted earlier, so have a bonus video to say sorry. It's bunch of scummers arguing about the price of cigarettes in a chip shop in Wishaw (might need a translator if you don't speak Glaswegian)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOX-pXTRsWA
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait for it...

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post down there vv
ooh i thought it was still on this page.. but it has just been pushed off.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baws :(

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post By this!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh no! I'm a concerned parent who has seen and heard words
that my young hateful child might hear and misconstrue."
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post quick beat the child to within and inch of its life

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post What does big baws mean?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take Tickle off ignore & he'll tell you, I'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You call your pecker "Tickle" Tabby?
Whatever floats your boat.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big balls

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be so personal.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You called?

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a link post europ[ean footballs new sponsors
sponsord by a brothel owner who , lets be honest looks like old age version of annie lennox
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking HATE jamie oliver.
Hes on telly now doing a xmas cooking show & his great showbiz mate dexter 'cunt' fletcher has turned up going on & on about booze n poker.

Fat tongue is now pretending to be a chirpy cockney, in fact hes just a BASTARD.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kick the telly as hard as you can
and shout CUNT! as you do it. The end.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would dearly love to kick him in the gob and shout CUNT!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Turn it off/ over then, you fucking tit

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't, someone else's telly & they are watching it, so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post whats stopping you ?
i dont recall you being this polite or shareing in the past?
is pissflaps on a promise or something ?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Encouraging such violence.
Shame you Brits are such a violent society.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes go and smoke youir own lot
we dead hard over here. we can even win fights with out guns and things
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post We would just prefer not to fight.
Sometimes you need a little deterrent for those that think that fighting makes you a man.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post are calling us brits chickens?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, just a touch violent.
"we dead hard over here. we can even win fights with out guns and things"
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you calling us brits out ?>
are you ?
cos if you are you better remember what happend last time we had fight
and if you cant remmeber that we can certainly do it again *t&c's



*all plane fares to be paid upfront to us here in the uk
we have all freakuent flyer miles added to our account
i want an aisle seat
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What are you on about?
b3ta.com/links/910089
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you around Jamie Oliver's house?

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post no he is a pissflaps with i asume 2 arms and 2 legs like every one else though sadly lacking the care and compasion

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post people invite you over to their house?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I don't think I will be getting invited back here anytime soon.
I tried getting her pissed & fruity but she isn't having it.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post awww.. :(
well don't smash her tv in (or set her on fire) maybe she will change her mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good advice.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post How can one have sexy tiems without a little fire?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post you could always resort to
the chloroform... at least that way you can change the channel.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post & then smash her back doors in.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post whatever floats your boat i suppose...
but you might be jeopardizing your free wifi
(as by 'she' i assume you finally duped the old lady next door to let you in)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately that selfish bitch died.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never stopped Norman Bates...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post aahhh! i see. it all makes sense now...
you are seeking wifi elsewhere.. thus getting tortured with jamie oliver.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post have you tried
standing on her foot?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Last time I did that there was all kinds of bother.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Set fire to the TV

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post No set fire to the person watching telly and film in portrait mode then upload it and start a flame war over the fact that you filmed some one getting deaded by fire or badly scarred and in the wrong aspect aswell.
that will teach them




the bastards
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU MONSTER
portrait mode... honestly I ask you... *shakes head*
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm watching Nigella...
...She just said "Meat Thermometer". Huh-huh-huh.
 (Megamoss, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why's this even news?
Prostitution is legal and regulated in Greece, a far more sensible state of affairs than in The UK.

Picking on someone's appearance is far more insidious.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a link post A selection I made this!
of my songs, with startlingly pretentious descriptions on an outstandingly badly designed website.
Cheers.
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good god my eyes!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"The dog, the dog, the dog is on fire. We don't need no water, let the mother f@*cker burn!"
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like 'em
a lot... haunting, quirky, thanks for sharing.
 (Dr Frank, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a link post i just found out about this amazing article
can't recall where i saw it...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there...

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! Thanks for posting this breaking news.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Less memory loss, more distraction technique.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right, like you're some kind of scientist that knows about that thing that we were talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, what?
I have no idea what you're on about...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks
What they've proved there is that sex is a great way to distract men.

Well duh.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh
I see.
 (I helped save b3ta! P, Benny P, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sore cock
perhaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Study: Watching Porn Tied To Short-Term Memory Loss
This is an important study because... umm... there's a... I know I came in this room for a reason...


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Less memory loss, more distraction technique.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right, like you're some kind of scientist that knows about that thing that we were talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, what?
I have no idea what you're on about...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interestingly ...
... this link is purple, and I have no recollection of ever visiting it..
 (I helped save b3ta! P, Benny P, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a link post James Bond's travel maps from all the films.
Ronseal.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post He really shouldn't go to so many dangerous countries.
Excluding England which is mostly too dull to be dangerous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why did I write that?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/910089
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the contrast in places
In Moonraker he goes to space. In the next film he goes to Beckton Gas Works.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post so Australia, New Zealand and Canada must be in the next movie then

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post struth bro, ay!

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post sooooo
Kirk dies at the end, probably when they reveal Sherlock Holmes is working under another chap, perhaps... called... Khan?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think Sherlock would ever work for Khan


probably should watch the trailer before commenting though, huh?
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it just a coincidence that when the words "into darkness" fade in to view...
it looks like it says "into dorkness"?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this set at the time..
When Luke was young?
Is there going to be some cool podracing in it?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post MOAR LENSFLARE
MOAR INCEPTION NOISES
MOAR BATMAN BACKGROUNDS
MOAR
MOAAAAR
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite liked the first one, but
no more lensflare. Just too much.
 (pahakyy, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's a batman background when it's at home?

(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do find it odd that people refer to J.J. Abrams as a genius
For basically doing what any right minded NON-Trek fan would have done with the franchise from the start, given the opportunity... by adding in explosions and lens flares to make it more exciting and, well, watchable.

Genius, that man. Genius.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is so unrealistic.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Aparenty claiming to have raped someone in your sleep doesn't work
Follow up to original claim posted here the other day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger.
That's my Christmas ruined.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Christmas unblemished criminal record
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Watching football in Germany, way more fun than in England.
Quick summary for tl;dr- Football in England bad, football in Germany good.
 (An amusing and topical username, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm off to Griffin Park this Saturday to watch Brentford play Stevenage (tickets for £1 online!)
Not entirely certain that I'll be coming home with my usual full compliment of limbs/head etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Been to Dortmund this year with Ajax..
Had a great time indeed!
Also been to a few St Pauli games - this is how it should be done!!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great read
and I don't really like football, thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post here's the bit with jingle bells they mention
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPXxgd1B5BQ
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Ride a bike? Wear a helmet? Want to look like an utter twat?
Then this site has the helmets you've been looking for!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post the basic helmet
without a cunty cover is actually quite pleasant.

/something about cyclists being cunts, road tax and red lights.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post PWWCHaC

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You actually look good in the red, Pissy

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it is rather fetching.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have corrected your typo
Yes, it is rather fetching felching.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the hair helmet from Flight of the Conchords

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Afghan style
One in a long line...
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this several days into the future
(and it has raised over 2grand for Swaledale MRT already
 (Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Bat trees
Lots of them joined together
(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post im so glad
i didn't find this information out when i was younger...

I mean i'm still going to make tazer out of it, but still, i'm older and wiser now.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's nice and all...
but you should have seen photonicinduction before he took all his vids down.

That guy was playing with serious voltage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post photonicinduction was a god.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post why'd he take his vids down?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Last I looked he was being cagey on that subject.
He's made some comments about putting some back up with proper health and safety advice.

Maybe somebody copied him and got themselves fried and he got an attack of the guilts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like he's still up to his old tricks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJOX0c60wQE
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!
I had to enter my age to see that vid - of all the shit on youtube and a simple experiment gets censored so bad ;(
Edit - ahh it might been him shouting "Lets burn this cunt!" ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find these videos extremely frightening
it is probably to save the feelings of pussies like me
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a link post The most easily scared Man in the world?
Proper lols.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Properly lolled at 1... actually, don't want to spoil it.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could give him proper scary.
I'd kidnap him on the way home from work. Tie his feet and wrists up and place a sack over his head. I'd drive him round and round, stopping occasionally to give his ribs a work over with my boots. Then at 7am, just as the sun is rising i'd park up in a remote woodland. We'd walk (well he'd hop) for a mile or so until we come to a clearing. I would then force him to dig a shallow grave using only one hand. To add to his fear i'd ask him if he was a family man. He'd see that as a way out of this nightmare, perhaps by pleading to me. It wouldn't work as i'd direct his attention to the three mounds (one large, two small) to his left hand side. I'd then say if it's any consolation, he'll be with his family soon.

He'd kneel over the pit he has dug and feel the cold steel tube at the back of his head. I'd ask him if he has any last words and then bang...i'd let of a party popper next to his ear.

Proper office lols i reckon.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you give your penis a name?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking out of order
You could perforate his ear drum.
 (spunkyD, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's marvellous
Nice to see he's got a sense of humour about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was gonna say that.
Almost word for word. Thanks for saving me the effort.

Actually, no thanks because you made me type out all this, which was much more work than my original comment demanded.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff,
what a nice bloke. More of this sort of thing!
 (MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He's laughing on the outside, but one morning they'll find him hanging.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Uncomfortable red carpet moment goes nuclear
Umm... ummm...
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely parakeets.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Man attacks bus with pitchfork
I like his defence: "I just wanted to get the fork home."
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post i luv scotland

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a female busdriver I can sympathise with the driver.
Especially if he was drunk as well as carrying something that could potentially cause harm in an accident - which is why we don't allow bikes, mirrors, TVs or anything made of glass on buses unless the glass things are properly boxed.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glass bikes are a real pane.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D Maybe glass fibre ;)
Also Students shouldn't be allowed on buses as a health and safety precaution, they're like a bunch of wandering sheep with luggage.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post They pay for everything with cheques so I'm surprised that this doesn't stymie them in the first place :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had them asking if they could use bank cards before :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you ever really properly box a glass bike?
Female busdriver! Ha! Who ever heard of such a thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know ridiculous idea.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't you be watching the road?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you! My point exactly.
Actually, if you're one of those really hot female bus drivers who leaves their shirt buttons unbuttoned and whose jub jubs bounce around, I support your right to drive bus even if you don't permit glass bikes or cocks on your bus.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sheriff's, Pitchforks, what is this the 13th century
such things would never happen in the 18th century
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 18th century sucks balls
15th Century is where the action's at.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
they were too busy using their pitchforks on balloons instead:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Charles#First_hydrogen_balloon
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the bus driver told him...
...to get the fork off. That's when the trouble started. Accent is hard to understand in Dundee.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Google reviews for sperm bank - SFW
Made I chuckle
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5th one down is classic :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Cool 18th Century Cabinet

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post the 18th is my favourite century

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 18th century sucks balls
15th century is where all the actions at
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more of a seventeenth century man myself.
It's a bit like the 18th century but crazier, and combines some very Modern characteristics (industrial development, mass wars, political revolutions) with some of the Renaissance flavour of the c15th and c14th. It's the century that's just about right.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the mummy bear of centuries.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're thinking of the 18th century

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
You're thinking of the seventeenth *Grumps*

It's got the Thirty years War, Shakespeare's best works, The English Civil War....
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the 25th century
We've got jet packs, teleportation and time machines and everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will I ever graduate college?
I mean, can you check for me? Thanks in advance.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
But you also have to put up with that insufferable cunt Buck Rogers.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's worth it for the moments with Wilma Deering.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
jet packs, teleportation and time machines nuclear radiation
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post and mutants.
Don't forget the mutants.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did Pinhead turn up short after the making of this video?

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post wardrobes in disguise

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Freedom is the right of all sentient furniture".

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a link post beatboxing masterclass here
this is what most beatboxing looks and sounds like to me
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It sounded like an audio
recreation of the piper alpha disaster.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Care in the community.
It never works...
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's not true.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post And there's my Monday afternoon pick-me-up.
The dribble at 2.17 did it for me.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
beatbox Meatbox
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beardyman he ain't.
Ignoring the fact that he has a beard and is a man.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Pipe

(MikeMcDime, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post u-bend

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
asymmetrical flange
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lemon meringue

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Newport Pagnell

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently in the event of a Hot war with the USSR
That was the first UK target
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
DFS stands for Doncaster Furniture Store
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post R Tape loading error

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
and TISWAS is Today Is Saturday, Watch And Smile
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4303675/Pipe/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHWHXmLg7YE
 (chompedhomas, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:03, , Reply)

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