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This is a link post Lemmy unveils Motorheadphones (anti-Beats)
Won't you help me, Dr Anti-Beat? Seems like a good idea though - emphasising mid-range over bass. They also come with 5 free adhesive warts!
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This is a normal post "So Mr Lemmy, what makes these headphones different to all the others?"
"They have Motorhead written on them"
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This is a normal post Isn't there a a Motorhead branded wine?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
There's a line of skis too:
www.head.com/ski/products/skis/big-mountain/sacrifice-105/4404/?region=eu
Oh well.
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This is a link post Rise of the idiots... this is timeless
"The wristwatch was invented in the mid 1700's & since then focused solely on functionality…until now."
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This is a normal post eh?
Wanna buy a watch that doesn't tell the time? FASHION.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:12, , Reply)
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can't unwatch
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This is a normal post cuntwatch

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This is a normal post I wonder how many idiots will buy this
and how the fuck did it make it past concept stage?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably Kickstarter

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post FASHION!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Turn to the left!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post FASHION..

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This is a normal post beep beep!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most of the fashionists are late
........so this covers them when someone asks 'dont you wear an effing watch???!!'
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This is a normal post *adjusts monacle*
cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0164/2114/t/1/assets/product_08.jpg?226
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This is a normal post [email protected]
Heck Feckler
9:40 AM (0 minutes ago)

to info
Dear Becomb,

Your Infinity Piece is ridiculous and you are prats.

Regards,

Heck Feckler
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a completely useless version of my ish watch
They have no minute hand but you can still tell the time to within ten minutes or so.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post "This piece contains no movement. It is not a watch."
Difficult to argue with that. Not sure about the Stingray skin strap though, are they sustainable?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Revenge for Irwin innit?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
4 eva etc...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post its not even decent jewelry...
gold plate? so its says... you are cheap AND stupid.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Krokodil. Scary Vice video NSFW
Saw something similar on Youtube , but thought it was from injecting antidepressants. Its really from a new drug which addicts mix heroin, eye drops and petrol, miss the vein and it rots you. Very scary stuff.

NSFW!
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This is a normal post Heroin never did appeal to me much
But mixed with leprosy? That sounds a winning combo.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html
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This is a normal post That article made me glum when I read it last year
sad and glum :(
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how she
parades around in a miniskirt talking about prostitutes.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, this did concern me some.
Not the greatest choice of reporter to send to a junkie infested ho trap. Maybe they thought she wouldn't be coming back? :D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:43, , Reply)
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oooh. Didn't watch the video, but if I had I'd have liked that bit too.
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This is a normal post Last I heard about this someone posted a video on some womans limb being aputated because it had rotted to the bone.
If skags not good enough for you maybe drugs ain't your thing eh?
Same with crack, who went about thinking that cocaines not really good enough?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sound advice.
:D
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This is a normal post I thought it was could Crocodile because of the eye drops....
Silly me... Is this just a hobby film made by somebody on holiday in hell or did a TV company really expose their employees to this?
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'Tsarist-era buildings' which since they mention the drugs Tsar in paragraph nine means the contemporary tower blocks presumably.
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This is a link post Clive - That's Count The Soldiers I made this!
Thats count wooden Soldiers with Clive the puppet!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's count the spam

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post What are you doing?
Really now?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:52, , Reply)
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I like all the people commenting 'great things' on youtube basically to try and get more hits on their videos.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a link post O.....K...... WHY?

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This is a normal post Me and a mate once went on a walk.
We'd toss a coin at each junction, heads for right, tails for left. We ended up in a park, where we found an etch-a-sketch. We took turns kicking it to pieces and had silver shoes for a week - That's why!
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This is a link post The Rowan Atkinson led campaign to reform Section 5 worked
Comedians are allowed to be insulting without getting arrested
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This is a normal post Ace! Now I can be offensive.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post WIth a face like yours,
how can you not?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Winner
lol
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He said "comedians"
Just saying.
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This is a normal post Splendid stuff.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post "an victim?"
Fucksake Guardian.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Driving new car out of showroom

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This is a normal post How do people like this live until the end of each day?
I mean, even if you have no idea how to drive an automatic, the steering wheel is a universal constant in a car, helping you avoid danger.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bought the car
but forgot how to drive?
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This is a link post Poorly-named dentist website.
Apparently, they'll polish more than your teeth.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 5:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post in what way?
you know pedo means relating to children right? and not "sex offender"
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This is a normal post ris

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:31, , Reply)
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Domain name, not name of business
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This is a normal post well it got a chuckle out of me...

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This is a link post this man is concealing his contacts. moshi mosh

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This is a link post Inspired by gas guzzler post

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This is a link post Repost. Just thought, with all the compelling arguments about Americans and their guns...
Think what could have happened if this brave Yank hadn't decided he wanted to kill some Nazis.


Dartford heath, or the trenches of the World War Two front lines? It's almost impossible to tell...
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This is a normal post My hand hits my face on auto with that lot

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This is a link post Gary Busey would like to talk to you about Hobbits

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This is a normal post I do like how insane he is
Shame tho, he was a great actor before his accident.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:11, , Reply)
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surely you have a homeopathic cure for brain damage?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gary Busey would like to talk to you about cars
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWL2A8Lw7Os&list=PLE2C2033DBA1710CB
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This is a link post ~25% of the British public want this man to be PM.
Just think about that as you let this site take over your mind.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the other 75%
Want to see him slowly fed into an industrial Bacon slicer.

Boris Bacon for your Buttery Baps!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think his knack for red-tape-busting would be worth a proportion of bad decisions

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This is a normal post I'd give it serious thought
You have to admit that the blustering buffoon thing is more appealing (or less off-putting) than the smarmy pretend chumminess of your average politician.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You think the blustering buffoon thing is genuine?
He's just found a different way to fool the public.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just wish that the Labour Party could find someone with even an ounce of his charisma.
The left are such a self-conscious, po-faced, wheedly bunch it's infuriating. It comes with the problem of trying to pretend to be 'of the people' when they in actual fact are all 'professional politicians' who studied PPE at Oxford... People see through that shit all to easily, and it drives people away from engagement.

(I say this as someone who...um...might work for the party).
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post only out of nihilistic urge to see what would happen

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This is a normal post Society is going to the dogs. Lets go out in style.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 2:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your tone seems to suggest...
...that this is a poor motive?

Curiosity is what got us where we are today. Let's roll with it. (Incidentally, there's little correlation between how serious your political leader is, and how successful their tenure is by any objective measure like health, economy etc. True facts. Or indeed intelligence. The reality is that the biggest impact tends to be psychological - i.e. do they make people feel confident - and this is why you have people like Reagan who was simultaneously successful and incompetent by most traditional measures...)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Voting for me will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

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This is a normal post where do i put my cross
yay . massive tits and new mota coming my way
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 6:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate BMWs
but the tits is defo a plus...

*Votes*
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you want the biggest tits you have to take the M3.
That's what they come in.
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This is a link post 50 Nice Album Covers I made this!
A product of a severely hungover Sunday morning... I decided to compile a list of my favourite album covers. I don't expect anyone to actually care about my opinions but I thought I'd share anyway as at the very least it's just a big load of well designed eye food.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep, they are some nice album covers :)
except for number 1 which is awful ;)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Number 26 needs more croissant.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nr 10
Needs more innuendo
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This is a normal post Not seen the Halloween III one before
Amazing. I love that film, I know a lot of people hate it, but I think it really does have a Carpenter kind of feel to it, a lot more than any sequel after it.
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This is a normal post It's from last years remastered vinyl re-release.
I think the designer got the feel absolutely spot on. Especially like the subtle inclusion of the Silver Shamrock emblem.

And yes, I agree. Halloween 3 is excellent. I really wish Carpenter's original idea of each Halloween movie having it's own unique plot had continued. When they brought back Myers it just became another Friday 13th clone.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post true
The best Carpenter films have this gloomy doom feeling about them, that nothing is going to be OK
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This is a link post Four Smurfs Arrested After Crime Spree.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is the second article on /links today
involving smurfs...
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This is a link post Is this any good?
Random blog I came across from google image.
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This is a normal post Didn't do anything for me.

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This is a normal post Because we are living in teh future!
Brb, must telegraph to my buddies...

simplestatements.wordpress.com/2011/08/29/162/
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post it'll never catch on you know!

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This is a normal post
well I found this most informative.

simplestatements.wordpress.com/2011/08/11/128/
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This is a link post One for sorrow, two for joy

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This is a normal post Jenny Hanley

(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post A pair of old Crow-ners



/coat
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This is a link post Alan Partridge Owl Sanctuary NSFW
7mins long, love.
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This is a normal post As a single man who's just turned 40
I find everything I do with prospective ladies is filtered through this episode. If AP does it, I try not to.

Too late, methinks.
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This is a normal post At 40 you have lots of time

(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post My best friend's called Dan.
Seriously.

edt: oh hang on, he's called Daz. Great name.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Not seen before
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Equinox - "Rave New World"
There seem to be a few tired old ravers on /links - and I've just stumbled across this channel 4 documentary about the rave scene (circa 1994)

Worth a watch, if only for the haircuts - Also, it's narrated by Tom Baker which is just lovely.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post The intro to Equinox used to scare the shit out of me when I was a nipper

(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post me too!
I used to hide outside the living room until the titles had finished, then go in and watch.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's that voice.... "EQUINOCSCH"

(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post for me it was the face in the lasers

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This is a normal post Yeah, Mr Laserface was a right dickhead in retrospect.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The worst was the Strange But True intro
That still gets me now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpdPZG_7__Y The music, the screaming face. EVIL.
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This is a normal post Yeah, then there's pretty much all of Ghostwatch.
Irreversible childhood damage.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
is it pipes?
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This is a normal post Me too
Too much Doctor Who I think.

And this is ace. I watch it every time I'm having a big comedown (once every couple of years these days. I'm so old!).
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somebody told me it was the sound engineer shagging somebody. dont know if its true, lets just imagine it is, yeah....
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This is a normal post It's like an episode of Brass Eye
Which just shows how brilliant and spot-on Brass Eye was.
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This is a normal post This is quality :)
*clicks*
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ecstacy can kill
yeah cheers Tom
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This is a normal post Just realised I saw that doc at the time, Shulgin looking for his glasses was legendary

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This is a normal post Loud music... and girls, yah

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This is a normal post The guy at 40 mins is a proper bell end

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This is a link post Slightly surreal California cop chase.
It's Inglewood dudes.........wait for it.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't expect that

(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post On reflection though...
Who records live police chases on the TV with a camcorder?
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This is a normal post Someone who''s watching a police chase on TV that's right where he lives?
You know VHS is dead don't you?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post He thought VHS was dead
But it turned out it was him who was dead. In jail!
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This is a normal post People who realise it's in their area
and might expect it to pass near their house?

Other than that, the proud mother of the driver?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can imagine...
I might, if I saw a live police chase in my neighbourhood!

PS people have phones with cameras on these days ;)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used 'camcorder' as a generic term for an video recording equipment
But I'm glad the classes at the Tab Hunter School of Pedantry are working out well.
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This is a normal post tabby runs a school?
I thought he just dressed as one
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, was not expecting that!

(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Stereo
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Thought it was going to be the one where the car drove through the side of a building (still hoped it would be, when it was filmed driving at the house).
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It's the Inglewood dudes bwah bawah bwaah It's the Inglewood dudes bwah bwah bwaah It's the Inglewood dudes it's Ingle dum dum dedumdedumdum It's Woody dum dum dedumdedumdum...trrrrrr...and Dudey too papapapah It's the Inglewood dudes pah it's the Inglewood dudes pah it's the Ingle. Wood. Dudes brum brrrum perappapah papa bwah.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! Holy shit!

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This is a normal post Nice

(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats fantastic

(, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tramampoline!

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This is a normal post HAHA!
i did not see that coming.
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This is a normal post Ring, ring, ring.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Dan."
"Oh, hi; what's up?"
"I'm watching COPS. I can see your house."
"Fuck. I'm moving."
"I'll bring my van; just name the day."
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