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This is a link post Playdead's 'Inside'
Have you played it yet? You should. It's a work of art.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Played it, finished it.
Enjoyed it.

Like Limbo I may play it again once i've forgotten all the puzzles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post <3 Braid

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
I want to play it again to find all the little light thingys. I was surprised how many I missed.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never even clocked the light things first time round so that's my goal for the next play though.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS. Thought it was an app for a moment.
Now I need to buy an XBOX 1 or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post No need for a console
£14.99 on steam for PC at the moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Do you like religious programs?
Extraordinary collection of archive telly, including the 1990ish smug antitheist prick hosting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are some horrible people on that.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
some all
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley you don't include Joe Bob in with that?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There are some horrible thick as pigshit merkins on that.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just watched the last two episodes of the latest series of Check It Out With Dr. St Brule...
I'm struggling to differentiate (NOT dy/dx)!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
wankcne
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Allahu Akbar

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post smug
?
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post His style rankled with me.
Maybe I was tired.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will be mostly keeping the 2 factions apart rather than dealing with any external threat
have they asked the Hells Angels?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Even the Hells Angels would bring chairs and loads of popcorn to watch it all unravel. Nobody wants to see the sorry scene stopped.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post they'd do it for beer and would be comfortable working in pipe smoke

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unless the hells angels have been unionized Labour won't touch them though.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Altamont 1969

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy was waving a gun about
hence why he was stabbed
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where does Labour touch its regular security men?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guns guns guns guns

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, this is uncomfortable!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where can I get this official NRA autocorrect Firefox plug-in please

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having worked for ShowSec in the last 2 years,
I can vouch for the fact that they are a shite company to work for...poor wages to work for a badly organised bunch of power-tripping supervisors...I still possess a full uniform which I could use for anything from a minor prank to a full-on terrorist situation...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to know

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 26 Aug 2016, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post The spastic fringe who support this guy are really in the fast lane right now
crashing into things, being spastic fuck cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The person responsible for this particular fuck up is one of the main anti-corbyn brigade.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think at this stage both emerging "sides" are perfectly capable of fucking up the party.
Blair didn't do this much damage to the party despite killing 100,000's just to feed his man crush on a yank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from the war it was pretty good going...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 26 Aug 2016, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post True, well also apart from selling off gold reserves, PFI Hospitals & spiralling national debt.
It was pretty good going.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post national debt was pretty stable until 2008,
about the same level or lower than they inherited from the tories as a % of GDP. From wiki:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_national_debt#/media/File:UK_Debt_to_GDP_ratio.png
I dont vote Lab but it's hard to blame them for global recessions
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's was easy to blame them when Ed Miliband went around accepting the blame for it

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post difficualt drawing a line under an old regime I suppose
Especially when he was a part of it himself. But yeah, he should have purged the old guard from his front bench before he did that. Or just not have done it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've a lot more respect for a politician that admits mistakes were made and apologises.
I'd have even more respect if they hadn't fucked things up in the first place. Sadly, regardless of who's in power it will be a fucking shambles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're ignoring the last 2 years then?
And seeing as they were lining up to gobble city cock, allowing them to do pretty much whatever they want. That fed into the environment that led to the crash.

For fucks sake it's taken the bloody tories to investigate these cunts and exposed the shit ton of illegal crap they've been pulling.


I can blame them and I shall continue to do so.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget...
Removing taper relief on capital gains tax to encourage total short term-ism in the financial markets, MRSA, imprisonment without trial, ID cards...

Their main success was banning fox hunting. And that took them two terms to achieve.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok... so.
Apart from the 100,000's killed in Iraq, selling off gold reserves, PFI Hospitals, spiralling national debt, Removing taper relief on capital gains tax to encourage total short term-ism in the financial markets, MRSA, imprisonment without trial, ID cards.

What has Labour ever done to us?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post the aqueduct?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having G4S do your security
is like walking into the nearest school and saying "who wants minimum wage and the use of some shiny boots". Because that's who'll be turning up to stand at the door.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Firefighter gets face transplant
Not for the squeamish, but a happy ending.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought only massage parlours did them
Blokes earnt it regardless
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1399868
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Blokdust
Interactive modular synth thing to play with
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I made a
warbling grunge thingy blob.
Hey I could amuse myself for hours with this.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sun 28 Aug 2016, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post should've probed him more

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post in the bum

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1399825
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ sound of a bum being probed

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actual sound
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJm3DVg3EM#t=00m54s
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting
and that guy is pretty condescending considering.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, and that condescending bastard
assured me he wasn't gonna put me on youtube.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely ask if they have Elvis

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hubba! Hubba! Hubble!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRq5TK_V7w
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a 17 year old wrote the script

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 26 Aug 2016, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Steve Martin is rolling over in his grave: King Trump

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post having just watched the original for the first time, I'm not sure which version has got the edge

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Modern Toss Olympics video

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post A huge raid on the ACME sound repository there ........
but still very funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough
'wind escaping'.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 2:57, , Reply)
This is a link post "Cocks not Glocks"
Texas students carry dildos on campus to protest gun law



"We have crazy laws here but this is by far the craziest, that you can’t bring a dildo on to campus legally but you can bring your gun. We’re just trying to fight absurdity with absurdity,” said Rosie Zander, a 20-year-old history student.



Article in today's Guardian
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Them's BIG dildos

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post look about average to me

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gives me the horn

(waxdart hello., Thu 25 Aug 2016, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's why she's wearing the white gloves.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's must be more that a few wizards sleeves round there.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post They can do that in safety because they know someone else will protect them if the caca hits the ventillador
Like all the people on here who come out so brazenly against gun ownership but were musing openly, wishing someone from the US would use their guns during the 2011 riots to keep them and their family safe...
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
All the people on here. Is this a bit like the video your fuhrer saw that didn't exist?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Huh?
RIS
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're still allowed swords.
The UK hasn't banned everything. We just don't think it's really necessary to own a Kalashnikov to stop some scally stealing your playstation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of the sword idea, however, I've known more people who have severed arteries messing about with blades
It looks all cool in the movies, but they forget the years of training the average swordsman had.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have years of training :)

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't mean with the pork sword, Wanky.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. Well, that ruins plan A.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The threat of being chained to a bed and being severely meat speared would detter most home invaders.
Or, cue to opening the curtains with a cup of tea.
And noticing that the front garden is overrun by gagged gimps.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think adding guns to the mix would have improved the 2011 riots.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about dildos?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well there were certainly enough cunts out there.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
There you go
 (Bosch balls, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you're trolling
Otherwise I worry for your sanity
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a link post DJ Shadow feat. Run The Jewels - Nobody Speak

(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like me a bit of DJ Shadow, but the rapping is shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Piss poor quality children's entertainment.
What's not to like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post straight outta Ankara
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi96f4v5iC0
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post C RAP

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 3:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey not bad
I liked it. Quite a bit actually.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 26 Aug 2016, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Teaching babies about Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus.
Jesus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Je
Suce
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mentalist being mental

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a traumatic experience for a grown-up

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post brainwashed twats!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is horrific and an argument for taking the children from anyone who behaves like this but...
I'm sat here wondering why this is taking place on the set of The Brady Bunch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I need to find the original uncut video.
I have a baby who is completely ignorant of Jeesus and require some tips.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a link post everyone loves a good rant I made this!
Fuck you Vodafone you fucking thieving gypsy mother fuckers
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post As bad as BT
If that's possible. They don't give a shit and their attitude will be "what you gonna do about it?"
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're all the same.
Put a load of kids on minimum wage with no job security in a call centre - nobody gives a fuck. I've done it myself.

Called up the AA the other day to find out why they whacked £100 on to my renewal, took about 30 mins to speak to someone capable of giving a fuck who then reduced it to what I paid last year. Shyster cunts
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I love the renewal letters
"As a valued customer we are going to treat you with utter contempt and increase your premium by 20% for no real reason in the chance you will not notice and the money will automatically be taken from your account."
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post write a blog post and tweet every UX pro I can think of
Which will do NOTHING
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Use phone for making calls.
No problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of nature?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post well he has to take it out before a shit. that's true

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it really necessary to use gypsy as a slur?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's Gyppo or Pikey
#safespace #socialjusticewarrior
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^almost certainly has fleas

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post overheard a conversation in a boozer once:
two blokes discussing that it would be a good time to do over a couple of houses now that the fair was in town because the pigs would be watching the pikeys. All the coppers I ever worked with loved an easy to understand generalisation
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, you can't really use it as a compliment

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, you suggest they redesign it so that you can just turn stuff on and off every five seconds so they haven't got a clue what package you're on for the data you've used?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Guardians (2017)
A rather good looking Russian Superhero movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post By 'rather good',
do you mean 'derivative load of infantile shite'?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post *nods*

Edit: Beats watching American politicians.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *winks*
Edit: both as puerile and fatuous as each other.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superhero films are all shit
There I've said it.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're for children. Not very bright children.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unbreakable was good
And the first Iron man is a decent film. Rest are mostly bollox though
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from Super.
Kick Ass would have been ok if they'd stuck to the comic and he didn't get the girl.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Aug 2016, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!
a man with a sickle, a master of concrete, and a bear! And a woman that can become invisible...

RUSSIAN HISTORY FTW!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why doesn't Putin just take care of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post at the end
the heroes are too weak to win as individuals (capitalism), and so they all combine together (A LA communism) and become super putin...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow like a commie Megazord?
cool
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it looks just as pony as all the other Marvel and DC drivel they churn out.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awful dubbing but otherwise I'm in.
But I am the guy who actually liked Suicide Squad, so, you know...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Sniggers NSFW
I clicked NSFW because there isn't a button for 'may violate your safe space'.
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever you think of Farage
he played that crowd like a boss. A new career in US politics beckons?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:24, , Reply)
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My feeling is that the overwhelming majority of the crowd had pretty much no idea what the hell he was on about or who he was. So pretty much just like a UKIP hustings over here. Bazinga!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post What really makes me smile
Is that maybe 70% of the people clapping that far right British imperialist are from the Tea Party fringe.
Idiots.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a very ordinary speech
That was a massive chance to go global. A world class speaker - Tony Blair, George Galloway, Daniel Hannan - would have knocked it out the park and the contrast with Trump's mouth-breathing illiteracy would have been picked up by the media the world over.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 25 Aug 2016, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post George Galloway lols.
He may have a nice line in verbose rhetoric, but the form rings so very hollow when the content is so obviously untrue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post THe perfect VP for Trump then?
The Con man and the Englishman.

"Writes script"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 22:03, , Reply)
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He's the greatest PM Britain never had. His speech prior to the Scottish Referendum was a million times better than Broon's, who took all the plaudits.

He does happen to be mad, I grant you.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 25 Aug 2016, 22:18, , Reply)
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Where has National Front Nigel's Hitler tash gone?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not extreme enough for a Trump Rally

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He must have got a very good fee for that.
Can't think of any other reason for him doing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post To take revenge on the democrats after Obama came to the UK and told us not to leave the EU?
From the clip I saw that seemed to be the case.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post self-promotion, naked ambition

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute disregard for UK voters?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fascism

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he's just a massive cunt

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nailed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post "we can overcome the multinationals, we can overcome the big banks, we smashed the establishment"
spoken like a ex-commodity broker promoting a billionaire who inherited most of his wealth
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a link post 7/7 Gcse...dumb as fuck UK exams
As above
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Aug 2016, 3:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 7/7 me too
Wasn't sure about the classics question but gut told me it was right.
I did the last year of O' Levels. I remember my chemistry teaching showing me pages and pages of the syllabus removed for the forthcoming GCSE then the 4 lines of extra stuff that had to go in.

Too easy.
 (Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had to guess one...
but only because it was a subject that I used to do drugs in... not pay attention.

EDIT: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/aug/21/ben-goldacre-bad-science-exams
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6/7
Guessed the Greek bit, but I don't speak French. Did Spanish.

Wankers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post 7/7
Classics was a guess
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trade school for me.
5/7 Buggered up pulling the rabbits out of the hat....and Limestone eh, who knew .
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I effed up the binary bollocks question. Load of old crap.
We were never taught anything like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post We were but you didn't need to work it out.
The last binary digit was 0 so I just picked the only even number from the answers.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7 Art school lols

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post As good as Fight Club?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post This just in
older people know more about things than younger people, except when they don't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Also I think I could totally win a fight with a GCSE student.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know some of them kids have knives

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did much better second time round.
I'm going to do it a third time and see if I can get better than four correct.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you all the way

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post 7/7
Does this mean I get to have my GCSE results upgraded?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6/7 - Didnt get the binary one

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Particularly easy
It ended with a zero, so it must be a even number. There was only one even number.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post bloody Dido

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that an order?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Use more lube on it next time.



Oh, Dido.


As you were.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh...you meant seal, the animal.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously, bit racist,
I'd genuinely love to hear your reasons for this hateful prejudice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post How is that rascist?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trigger

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Confused.
The whale is black *and* white. which is as good as cis/trans surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I won't adopt a point of view until Stephen Fry has held a press conference on the subject.
Bums! Willies and poo! Lady bits!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now you're talking my language!
Bitch tits! Cocks! Shit in a can!
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Under the circumstances I feel that he was never going to survive unless he was a little crazy

(tomma turn around an bite you every time, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only replies etc...

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 19:11, , Reply)
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He actually considered pushing the poor little fucker back off. Barbarian. Did you see its cute pleading face.

No bludgeon him and get the coat.
 (beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et4BvxPYwmE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et4BvxPYwmE

p.s. He must be one of the ugliest cunts in show business.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a link post New Toejam and Earl!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wooooo!
and indeed, Yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean I'm excited but it's at least 6 months away
I'm not boarding this train yet
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks really cheaply done

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like you mum!
No wait, my mum does the cheap make-up, yours sits down in New Zealand and the shock wave destroys a village in Italy.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 23:05, , Reply)

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