b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 9077 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post League of Extraordinary Cunts: Assemble
If you voted Leave you're basically a Trump supporter now. haha
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lol
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.
No I am not.
What a simplistic and binary Weltanschauung you have.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post gormless scared rednecks of the world UNITE!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post And your welta-majigger is tiny and limp too!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't look too good though, does it?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Prufrock
Don't mean to pry or anything but did you vote leave? Can I ask why? And this isn't a witch hunt or anything. I'm just curious.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aha! he's a German
get 'im lads!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats nice, I assume the follow up article will be how Corbyn and Trump both won't support fellow Nato members?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I expect so, if they ever get up on stage together and explicitly link their causes and campaigns
Does seem unlikely
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get "Dr." Wakefield there too
And james corden

Oh, and richard e grant

Then send in the armed autistics
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hillary sold the office of State.
But that's just fine with you. Made untold millions from foreign investors through her bogus foundations for access to her office. But that's just fine with you. And the information coming out from hacks by her insistence of illegal private server keeps getting worse with each passing day. But all of that is fine with you. She cannot speak without lies pouring out in torrent. And you and everyone else knows it and all that is fine with the like of you. She needs pillows wherever she goes. She has obvious seizures of the sort that is pure b3ta fodder. She leaves the stage for long bathroom breaks. She flies in private jets to travel a mere 20 miles then presumes to lecture us on our meager carbon footprints. She corrupts everything that she touches including all of her supporters. That would be you. Her security detail despises her and she despises them. And worst of all, from a gay man's pov, she dresses like a goddamn mother f'ng cow and wears horrible shoes.Have a look. Oh, who am I kidding? Your sanctimony is ossified and impervious, and your intolerable undeserved smugness gets you through anything. (I didn't realize until now that colostomy bags came in pairs.) This is your candidate. That is if you can even vote in the US.

Trump makes more sense than any candidate from either party, here or in England and for decades. But you're b3ta, and you have your sick wet trench to abide.

Extraordinary cunts indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The loon with a welly on his nead makes more sense than any of them.
Trump is a cheap TV reality imitation of Mussolini that did not pass the fist stage, but is somehow in the final.

Makes Hilary look like a fucking farting princess.
And she ain't.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^TAKE BACK CONTROL FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look... a cunt is going to end up in the top office either way.
Doesn't really matter how they got there, what they've done before, or any of that shit.

What matters is what they'll do when they're there;
One of them has baldly stated they'd do a load of seriously damaging fucked up shit.
The other one hasn't.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, this ^
Hilary isn't Trump. So vote for her.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eat the bowl of cold sick, the other bowl contains a steaming turd.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post the other bowl contains race war and nuclear holocaust

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with you on the most part, but Hillary has a lot of blood on her hands already
It could be argued that her mishandling of Libya turned a bunch of isolated militia into ISIS.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm. Do remind me please - what's his firm, committed, non-backtracked or reworded position on ANY ISSUE AT ALL, exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still, you know, "he tells it like it is".
So that's all right then.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post and he gets back from the bathroom in an amount of time befitting a potential leader of the free world

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't need pillows either

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, his footwear is sensible but still stylish.
Understated yet fine enough to say "I'm a very successful businessman who will usher in a glorious new age of prosperity".
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep talking!
My trench is getting wetter by the word!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol you crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post U OK Hun?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post TINFOIL HAT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post We get it, she's not perfect.
So let's elect a complete fucking ignoramus. Well done.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did the b3ta rednecks drag you here with your burden of cognitive dissonance?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You read the byline didn't you?
"Former Ukip leader and leading figure of leave campaign is not expected to endorse Republican nominee"

I mean I can see why you might think that means they support each other. If you were a mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mike Tyson is not expected to do anything strange to his face
He's just going to get a tattoo, for a friend.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post up on stage together, wanking each other off, 'Mr Brexit'
Even the hardened simpletons that make up Trump's core support can read between those lines
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bullshit.
Flying to all the way to Mississippi to speak at a Trump rally counts as endorsement in my book, regardless of what he says when he gets there.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 3:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you miss the bit where he shared a platform with Trump
I can see how you might think they don't support each other, if you haven't understood what just happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Farage wasn't part of Vote Leave, the official leave campaign.
People voting Brexit weren't endorsing that arse bag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure a whole bunch of them were actually
Not all I'm sure, but it's difficult to explain away the rise of UKIP without accepting that Farage was getting people to vote for his policies.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post UKIP got 3.8 million votes in the last general election
That's 12.7% of the electorate.

17.4 million voted in favour of Brexit. It should follow pretty clearly from those figures that not all Brexit supporters are UKIP supporters. Not even a quarter of them are in fact.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post They won the last euro election outright

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 27% of the vote

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Out of a piss poor 35.6% turnout.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes they were

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no I wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^too thick to know the difference between cars & cats.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do so know the difference
Cars are the ones that are illegal to get inside when you're drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAHAHA!
amazing analysis
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post nearly as thorough as those who reckon every brexiteer is a massive racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post thick yes
racist optional
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
New ukip campaign slogan right there
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah hahahahahaha!
Fantastically duplicitous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post in what way?
I'm confused.

doesn't take much admittedly
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That seems preloaded with wank filled hate
We lost, and that lot's arguments have increasing credibility given how the EU are reacting to our departure in shell shock. I will laugh when Belgium and Italy vote for departure and the Germans are left staring at 'their project' which was utter bullshit from the start. The arrogant cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like cats.
I also read the Guardian daily. Because, know your enemy. Amirite yeh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well said.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post #snowleopards4trump

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's all that your world is capable of though isn't?
An us versus them mentality. You are incapable of grasping the concept 'the other side' may have valid points here and there. In your view all Tories and UKip are cunts simply because of their brand. You dismiss any opinion or concern they may have simply because of that. Which is increasingly why have grown to despise your breed of the left, who seem to come out with far more hatred and malice than tory or UKip supporters.

And for the record Trump is an arsehole; his views on climate change alone are terrifying, so no fluffy snowies under my care will endorse his campaign. But then again Clinton is also an arsehole, as are all those social justice warrior morons and black lives matter idiots; we seem to be living in a world of extremes
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post erm...
there's a certain irony when you type " That's all that your world is capable of though isn't?
An us versus them mentality. "

you can't really use a catch all insult like "your world" and then accuse someone of being "us against them".. it's a lot harder to not be "us against them" in practise...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I sense you're hovering over that ignore button again
Why not just do it now and save us both the time and effort
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post For what it's worth "#snowleopards4trump" made me laugh
& reminded me of when /links used to be funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh it's you two.
Is facebook broke?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're working on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it's a cess pool of scat, snuff and cat videos.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alarmingly accurate

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ....and boobs stuck in bridges.
Don't forget them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Rubber chicken in a fan
ron's eel
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Lovely stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's these videos that restore my faith in the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I'm just going to watch this 300 times. Fuck the Bake Off.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah! This is great

(Hemipygous, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any chance on
an extended remix version?
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 4:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this'll have to do
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSK5Gtf5bkA
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brill

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed at that a lot more than I should have done

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Someone is turning Pokémon into dickbutts
I say this is an improvement.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a link post This just in: There's a planet in the habitable zone of Proxima Centauri
Looks like the ESO (European South Observatory in Chile - yes, the name is stupid) have found an Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of our nearest neighbour just four-and-a-bit light years away.

To give you an idea of how "near", the Voyager spacecraft should get to that distance in roughly 70,000 years from now.

...give or take.

Edit: feel free to dispute my maths. Long work day: brain insufficient.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4 lights years? Should not take long in an Opel Manta coupé spacecraft.
Oh wait...

Edit: Did the layout for lifting an oil platform's jacket today (the legs bit).
Ce COG is nowhere near it's geometric centre and not close to the centre of the 4 loadsa tonnes shackles.
1800 tons of fun.
Just to say that I've done enough static today (see kids, it's useful), to not even try dividing 299 792 458 by 3600 and then by (105*0.6214) and multiplying the result by 4.
Not a fucking chance.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which platform?

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post For a tender.
It's 1800 tons with fucking big mudmats.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your maths is good.
It'd only take Voyager I 75 thousand years to get there. That's assuming it was headed in that direction, and wasn't expected to fail within the next 20 years.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 3:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I don't know why we are even looking until we have an effective means of transportation that won't require thousands of generations of humans to just get there and find out it's void of life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 7:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it's filled with some of the monstrosities I have seen in no mans sky

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post giant chicken monsters?
and elephants with butterfly wings?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe
knowing there's a planet there will inspire people to work harder on making interstellar travel possible?
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post put it like this
if it takes so long to get to another planet we have to rely on babies being born in space, it's already a failed journey. I very much doubt you could get a 0g baby to adulthood and then dump them on a planet with Earth-like gravity, it would probably crush their internal organs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you even start to design a vehicle
if you don't know where it has to get to?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck knows

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Dee Snider reimagines "We're Not Gonna Take It" to benefit research for childhood cancer
I didn't want to like it, but I kinda do.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dee Snider is ace.
And try as I might, I can't help but like this too.

(But the original video is more fun...)
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Sassy Trump: What Do You Have To Lose?
something something something Detroit
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy always gets me a gigglin'

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guns guns guns

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for killing, one is for fun.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are many like him, but only one to make this pun.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coxy's cock is no rifle,
it's smaller than a Derringer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have empirical proof, and it was not really enjoyable with you intermittently bragging about all the .44 Magnums you've had between your lips.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only magnum that has ever passed my lips was manufactured by unilever under the brand walls.
I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow - there really is nothing to lose
I'm sure things were much better for African Americans 50 years ago. Oh, wait...
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post All depends on how you define better
Interesting that Democrats attempted to stop the Civil Rights Act and that Pres. Johnson could not have signed it had a majority of republicans not voted for it. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a republican. Many of those who opposed it were still prominent members of the democrat party decades later.

www.cnn.com/2014/04/10/politics/civil-rights-act-interesting-facts/

And the social economic structure seems to have gotten worse: www.americanthinker.com/articles/2014/03/the_decline_of_the_africanamerican_family.html
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's true the democrats were the utter douche bags back in the day
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think what the Dongald is trying to convey is that the cities that have the worst violence and worst economic conditions for blacks have been under democrat control since before the Civil Rights Act.
But I like his voice much better when this guy does it. Can someone create an instantaneous voice modulator for me? Kthx!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You want an eventide harmoniser

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not all I want. Sigh.
bit.ly/2bwUrXt
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Have you seen the Hillary ghost gif?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, but state law preempts local law
i wonder if that changes the picture any.
 (pasquinelli, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preemption is a nuanced legal doctrine, with many exceptions.
One, is that federal law only preempts what it specifically preempts, leaving the rest up to the states. However, federal law bans the commercial sale of marijuana, but several states allow that without federal repercussion so far. Similarly, many states require compliance with federal laws, however, there are several cities throughout the country that have declared their fair cities as "sanctuaries" for people who are in that city, that state, that country illegally.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice illustrated drumbeats

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice
especially at 99999999999 BPM
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sound like a Merliiiiin
That is about to die.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very clever, with all the variation and stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a link post not the sharpest tool in the shed

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post what he wants is the bloke with the pliers, not the tiler

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, he looked as though he might lamp him for a second there.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I so want to think that it was staged
But alas, I suspect not!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post make america great again
:D
 (whosebooze, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Shoot For The Stars - A free Android game I made! I made this!
Hello links!

I made a casual physics game called Shoot For The Stars. Its free and available for Android devices. Direct link to the play store here:

Shoot For The Stars on the Play Store


I haven't posted much on B3ta lately but you lot were always supportive of my old Flash games so I thought I would share it here.

Hope you like it!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Thanks for sharing
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Why have you got one Nike trainer on, and one Timberland boot on? NSFW
NSFW for swears
(Sheeeeeeeit pigeon-chested abbatoir creeper, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post hth
www.diabetes.co.uk/diabetes-complications/edema-and-diabetes.html
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post We are Teesside
we're the future, we're the pride
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a link post The mighty bearing ball
Fuckin hell
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally Spherical.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post didn't expect that.
this and the one with the prince rupert's drop fucked up the hydraulic press the most afaik
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is the best channel on yoootooobe

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post He squished 'em up real nice.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Girl draws giraffes

(Sherbs, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like poor daddy's been emasculated after spending too long in an all female environment
also, needs 3 toes per foot young lady
tut tut
the youth of today etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post *hands over purple spry can*

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a link post How to drive a Ford Model T.

(Fluffster, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post horrible horrible racist

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor fluffster!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a link post More Owen Smiths

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 2:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes he isn't as saintly as Jeremy
Next!
 (I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Supply and .......
Um.... nope.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post So he's going to block Article 50 then?
With the help of the SNP and the pro EU tories he'll do it too.
Bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I keep hearing about article 50 etc... it's well dry.
Check out some of the prequels.

I like Article 47:
"The Union shall have legal personality."

Yeah... that's the real shit!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure at that point the 52% will prise their fat arses up and take to the streets
Unless X-factor's on
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post This comment was brought to you from comfortable stereotype land.
You don't have a problem with him ignoring the democratic will of the people?
Leaving the UK stuck in limbo is the worst of all options.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post this comment was brought to you from Cornwall,
the county that voted to leave but was on the phone to Westminster the day after to enquire if its EU subsidies were safe
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dodging the question a bit there arn't you?
Are you happy with a politician stating that he will fight "tooth and nail" to block a decision that was voted for by public referendum damaging the validity of future referendums and leaving the UK in a state of limbo damaging jobs?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post politicians will say stuff that they think will win them elections
We now have a slightly better idea of what Brexit will actually mean and the utter bullshit that was thrown about in the first campaign. Suspect some of the 52% (the higher functioning ones who can tie their own shoelaces) might have changed their minds.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure you understand what he's asking for.
He's saying he'll block Article 50 in the commons unless the negotiated proposal is put to the public either in another referendum or as part of a general election.

He has the numbers in parliament to carry out this threat.

The EU will not begin negotiations until until article 50 is invoked.
So how can it be put to the public when there isn't one negotiated?

And as for people changing their minds, maybe some who voted remain because they were fed bullshit from remain will change their minds?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's fine, if he's got a majority. It is after all what we elect these people to do
If he's miscalculated he'll take a battering at the next election and the tories will push it through
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post The next general election is in 2020.
A lot of damage will be done to the country if we have to wait that long.

And again, there's no proposal that can be put to the vote because it doesn't exist until negotiated with the EU.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post negotiations will be a massive protracted ballache that will cost billions we dont have
I think both sides of the debate now accept this. By 2020 they should have decided what tea and coffee making facilities the negotiators will need and will be moving on to who's going to take the minutes
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you trolling or just being obtuse?
Smith says he will block article 50 until the deal has been voted on.
Deal cannot even begin to be shaped until article 50 is invoked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post my point is that it wont be sorted out for years regardless of when article 50 is triggered
Bear in mind that it's not just Brussels we have to strike a deal with, it's every other entity we want to trade with. This damage you're claiming will happen is an inevitable consequence of the first vote. Pretty much the entire political class has known this all along apart from a few crackpot Tories who think that getting our black passports back is more important
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post So big important thing will take years (we have 2 to actually do it) so it's ok to wait even more years before we even start the process?
Ok....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post my guess is it wont happen
Boris and the rest of cunt squad have been set up to fail. Suspect the Labour party of 2017 will be a different, smaller beast anyway so its support or otherwise for Brexit will be immaterial
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the validity of the Brexit referendum is surely a bit questionable.

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post How's that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not this shit still
Its like listening to the tea party lot still banging on about Obama years later.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post A democracy is where you vote representatives in to make decisions.
Referendums are plebiscites - an entirely different kettle of fish. Hitler quite liked them.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't sound right at all.
For a start a referendum and plebiscite are not the same thing. The Brexit vote was indeed a plebiscite and not a referendum, but representative democracy, referendums, and plebiscites are all forms of democracy, therefore a plebiscite is democracy. What the fuck has Hitler got to do with it? Are you saying that plebiscites are bad because Hitler quite liked them? That makes no sense at all. Surely the basis for whether or not a thing is bad is the intrinsic nature of the thing, rather than someone else's opinion of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
(Ja)

- sorry about the shit answer to your question(s) but that's about as good as it gets in a referendum I'm afraid.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Oliver Reed gets interviewed.
Wait for it.
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poetry

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's moments like that that the Universe was made for!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 1:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Hacking a WordPress Botnet
This is from a site that sells security solutions, but I thought it was an interesting and detailed description.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not something I have the foggiest about, but an interesting read.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a link post A Friend Sent This to Me, Still Can’t Stop Laughing
Funny cats memes collection
 (smoothbeer, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *tentatively*
Hello newbie!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello There

(smoothbeer, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post welcome to the internet
hovercat deserves lols
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! A Reply. :)
I totally forgot to take part though. Still, Pull up a cat, stroke a chair etc etc and enjoy
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5 views
Uploaded 6 minutes ago.

*Strokes chin...*
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has Prufie told you that Pete Townshend is a nonce yet?
He likes to groom the fresh meat.

Edit: Can you tell us more about the friend? Is it an acquaintance, or something more serious? Has it been long lasting or is it in the developmental, getting-to-know-you phase? Does this "friend" often send you funny compilation memes, or is this a one-off? Lastly, are you prone to fits of laughter that you find uncontrollable, or is this so out of character that we can judge the quality of the video by its effect on you?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I apologize for not being specific.
I should have written "He likes to groom the fresh meat's bollocks." Is that better?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You filthy septic tank
I'll never defend you again against the onslaught of pinko hatred you are so regularly on the receiving end of. And when I finally get to MN I'll hunt you down and force feed you corn dogs until you die.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post While corn dogs are typical state fair fare, around here it is cheese curds and the following delicacies (bleurgh)
https://www.buzzfeed.com/katieheaney/the-minnesota-state-fair-announced-its-2016-foods-and-theyre?utm_term=.toJk8ar4k#.vyp5QbZx5
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guns guns guns
Donald Trump
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should get out more.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post And Not Capitalise Every Word Like Some Kind Of Clickbait-Writing Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You Won't Believe What Happened Next

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That fucking shit.
And about 10 years old.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Best to go with posting something horribly gc as your first link so people don't think you're spamming your own website/imgur post. I'd have gone with this or something similar. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you still laughing today...who'll still be laughing tomorrow?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 6:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm I think
some people on here have not partaken of the happy pills today.
Welcome, new human.
Do not be discouraged. Some people here repost from reddit or friendface...
*back to lurking in the shadows*
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 24 Aug 2016, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Explain the candles!
EXPLAIN TO THE NEWBIE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post CAN
DULLS!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking shit.
It's the kind of thing the fat 50-something woman in HR finds funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, like, most b3tans?

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like hovering cats.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like hoovering cats

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like covering hats.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hike overing flats.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inconsistent title Case

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped laughing when I saw that 'Monorail Cat'
Was perched atop two parallel rails.
All the humour has drained from the world, in fact.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a link post How do I get past Windows Activation screen? - NSFW NSFW
On my parents’ PC. I have tried using the key on the side of the machine, but no help. Pls Help.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 23 Aug 2016, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It might be the best article on the internet, but I'll be damned if I'm going to sign up or follow people just to read it. Or was that supposed to be the joke?
 (ianisme, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 6:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No idea what you mean by that. Are you perhaps the last person in the universe to not use an adblocker?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:40, , Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »