The Joys of Riding a Bicycle
Reminded me of THIS poster : )
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Reminded me of THIS poster : )
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ha ha
my mate works for Airside, right bunch of cheeky monkeys work there
fred whatshisname from lemonjelly works there too
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:52, Share, Reply)
my mate works for Airside, right bunch of cheeky monkeys work there
fred whatshisname from lemonjelly works there too
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:52, Share, Reply)
pfft
now imagine the look of sheer horror on peoples faces if they saw a bloke wanking off in public whilst pumping up the tyre on his bicycle
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:04, Share, Reply)
now imagine the look of sheer horror on peoples faces if they saw a bloke wanking off in public whilst pumping up the tyre on his bicycle
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Drift - (A richly thoughtful exploration of a homeless man’s plight)
Australian short film about 2 guys in a bar watching a homeless man &
relfecting on their own lives. Nice little twist near the end.
*Shakes fist at laptop for not being able to embed....GRRRR*
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Australian short film about 2 guys in a bar watching a homeless man &
relfecting on their own lives. Nice little twist near the end.
*Shakes fist at laptop for not being able to embed....GRRRR*
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Vuvunella Vuvuzella
NSFW
Finally somebody found the right application for those things...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUSF4-xkotI
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Finally somebody found the right application for those things...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUSF4-xkotI
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maybe slightly NSFW
unless your boss is into urologia (sp)...
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unless your boss is into urologia (sp)...
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:47, Share, Reply)
ok so why is someone
filming a woman pissing through a Vuvuzella?
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filming a woman pissing through a Vuvuzella?
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Israeli Soldiers Dance
Not sure if you can view this outside Oz (YEAH! - Payback is a bitch BBC!)
Not all Israeli soldiers are trigger-happy civilian killers. Some are dancing trigger-happy civilian killers.
Cheers
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:29, Share, Reply)
Not sure if you can view this outside Oz (YEAH! - Payback is a bitch BBC!)
Not all Israeli soldiers are trigger-happy civilian killers. Some are dancing trigger-happy civilian killers.
Cheers
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Trailer for a japanese film about a cat.
a dog would never do that. . . . etc.
Truly the first minute and a half is the most incredible bit of stunt cat use I've ever seen.
*edit* its Chinese. should have realised that (HK films).
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a dog would never do that. . . . etc.
Truly the first minute and a half is the most incredible bit of stunt cat use I've ever seen.
*edit* its Chinese. should have realised that (HK films).
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The Cat is a Chinese film.
No need to watch it, this trailer has shown you all the best bits
www.imdb.com/title/tt0105796/
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No need to watch it, this trailer has shown you all the best bits
www.imdb.com/title/tt0105796/
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good spot.
I was half asleep and clearly missed the poster being called HKfilms
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:09, Share, Reply)
I was half asleep and clearly missed the poster being called HKfilms
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:09, Share, Reply)
it's not.
If you want similarly mental HK movies that actually kick ass, try watching:
Mr Vampire
The Seventh Curse
The Story of Ricky
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:46, Share, Reply)
If you want similarly mental HK movies that actually kick ass, try watching:
Mr Vampire
The Seventh Curse
The Story of Ricky
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:46, Share, Reply)
Yeah right...
as if a cars windscreen wipers would be working on that car!
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as if a cars windscreen wipers would be working on that car!
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I love this
it's better than anything I have ever ever seen.
ever.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:46, Share, Reply)
it's better than anything I have ever ever seen.
ever.
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HIFANA ,cool Japanese break beat stuff
i particularly like the firework samples at the beginning
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i particularly like the firework samples at the beginning
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I'm no normally a fan of you kids 'hippetty-hopscotch' music
but I actually really enjoyed this, and I'm now listening to them on spotify!
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:50, Share, Reply)
but I actually really enjoyed this, and I'm now listening to them on spotify!
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Cheers!
Haven't seen that HIFANA vid before. I really like this one of theirs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY6iyZzpamg
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:58, Share, Reply)
Haven't seen that HIFANA vid before. I really like this one of theirs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY6iyZzpamg
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Spoof Danny Alexander twitter feed
Been meaning to stick this up for a while. Highly amusing spoof twitter feed of our Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Danny Alexander.
Possibly a bit lolitical for this board, but I think it's ace.
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Been meaning to stick this up for a while. Highly amusing spoof twitter feed of our Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Danny Alexander.
Possibly a bit lolitical for this board, but I think it's ace.
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i wonder
how long it'll be before a tabloid thinks this is true and uses it without checking a la the spoof steve jobs.
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how long it'll be before a tabloid thinks this is true and uses it without checking a la the spoof steve jobs.
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yeah, and the last one didn't even need a spoof feed
cos he wrote "there's no money left." he might as well have added "har har har". nad it wasn't even a spoof.
Labour: giving Billions to the rich since 1998. They may as well have called themselves New Tory tbh.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:51, Share, Reply)
cos he wrote "there's no money left." he might as well have added "har har har". nad it wasn't even a spoof.
Labour: giving Billions to the rich since 1998. They may as well have called themselves New Tory tbh.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:51, Share, Reply)
Saw this yersterday - the full length video is much longer and an epic trip into psychedelic rapture.
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Ah! Apologies.
I have doubts over whether this dude is for real of not...
Hope he is.
Just goes to show...there's more out than in.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:51, Share, Reply)
I have doubts over whether this dude is for real of not...
Hope he is.
Just goes to show...there's more out than in.
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Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip - De La Soul edit
Quality rework of the hugely GC'd original. Saw these guys play at Beatherder at the weekend. Highly recommended.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:12, Share, Reply)
Quality rework of the hugely GC'd original. Saw these guys play at Beatherder at the weekend. Highly recommended.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:12, Share, Reply)
Yes!
I play the old version a lot in my bar and it always goes down a storm. Got an mp3 by any chance?
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:49, Share, Reply)
I play the old version a lot in my bar and it always goes down a storm. Got an mp3 by any chance?
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Sunderland film review - Shooting Stars - BBC comedy
NSFW
Aaaaaah, not me topic!
117k views so probably GC. But GC says no. I don't know? :D
Edit: NSFW as naughty swears!
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:10, Share, Reply)
Aaaaaah, not me topic!
117k views so probably GC. But GC says no. I don't know? :D
Edit: NSFW as naughty swears!
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Haha wow never seen this one before
and i love both falling down and shooting stars
click
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:24, Share, Reply)
and i love both falling down and shooting stars
click
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Awsome :D
This one had me giggling like a loon.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5BnuduOHbw&feature=related
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This one had me giggling like a loon.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5BnuduOHbw&feature=related
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Go and see them if you get the chance they are fantastic live.
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Extreme jellyfish!
10 special jellyfish, or sea jellies as one commenter insists they are called, including best named, largest, deadliest, and most like Darth Vader.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:07, Share, Reply)
10 special jellyfish, or sea jellies as one commenter insists they are called, including best named, largest, deadliest, and most like Darth Vader.
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Death Star Barbecue
Now you can cook your food with added sithle
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Now you can cook your food with added sithle
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My first ever post on links...
www.b3ta.com/links/187269
14.05.08 - They've taken their time!
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www.b3ta.com/links/187269
14.05.08 - They've taken their time!
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Nice starting link
2 years ago so GC no problem (or should be)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:35, Share, Reply)
2 years ago so GC no problem (or should be)
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Oh, I wasn't calling GC*.
Just adding a relevant link.
:)
*Because I really don't care if something's been posted before.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:37, Share, Reply)
Just adding a relevant link.
:)
*Because I really don't care if something's been posted before.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:37, Share, Reply)
Antichrist - the game
A lovely fluffy game for you. Warning - loud music.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:46, Share, Reply)
A lovely fluffy game for you. Warning - loud music.
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Eagle Attack!
It's a bit unclear what's going on but wouldn't fancy being up there myself.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:21, Share, Reply)
It's a bit unclear what's going on but wouldn't fancy being up there myself.
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The Doctors Wife by The Clockwork Quartet
Nicely disturbing song. No real video, sorry...
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:28, Share, Reply)
Nicely disturbing song. No real video, sorry...
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:28, Share, Reply)
SPAMMER BANNED
gonna have a exciting date with my new GF at seaside this weekend. wanna buy a swimwear for her.does this Victoria's Secret Women's Metallic Zebra Sliding Triangle Top sexy enough?? i wanna her the hottest sweet that day!! plz give me some suggestions. anyway, looking forward to this weekend.
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gonna have a exciting date with my new GF at seaside this weekend. wanna buy a swimwear for her.does this Victoria's Secret Women's Metallic Zebra Sliding Triangle Top sexy enough?? i wanna her the hottest sweet that day!! plz give me some suggestions. anyway, looking forward to this weekend.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 2:51, Share, Reply)
it's just such an odd place to spam
you have to wait a week before posting, and all the b3ta members; and i mean ALL of them hate spam.
They even hate people who don't spam but post things that are old.
fuck, at least half of them hate themselves.
I just can't see how it's productive to spam b3ta.
you'd have more luck askign for charity donations at 4chan.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:16, Share, Reply)
you have to wait a week before posting, and all the b3ta members; and i mean ALL of them hate spam.
They even hate people who don't spam but post things that are old.
fuck, at least half of them hate themselves.
I just can't see how it's productive to spam b3ta.
you'd have more luck askign for charity donations at 4chan.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:16, Share, Reply)
"i wanna her the hottest sweet that day!!"
Why is most spam obviously from China?
I mean. Come on guys. Even the Nigerians write like eighteenth century history teachers.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:20, Share, Reply)
hello, iam nigerian underwear
i was recently votted most hottest underwear and have come into a lot of underwear thanks to the exhchange rate/inheritency/saddam hussien/ war on terror
God wants you to have this underwear but first i will need to your birth certificate
please do not tell anyone else about this completly legitamte and above board underwear transaction
Mr Butu
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 6:02, Share, Reply)
i was recently votted most hottest underwear and have come into a lot of underwear thanks to the exhchange rate/inheritency/saddam hussien/ war on terror
God wants you to have this underwear but first i will need to your birth certificate
please do not tell anyone else about this completly legitamte and above board underwear transaction
Mr Butu
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 6:02, Share, Reply)
Well done
Just addded your website to London schools firewall.
Posting this has lost you customers.
Now fcuk off you spamming cnut.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:30, Share, Reply)
Just addded your website to London schools firewall.
Posting this has lost you customers.
Now fcuk off you spamming cnut.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:30, Share, Reply)
hmmmm......
*tries to imagine how many London schoolchildren might buy a Victoria's Secret Women's Metallic Zebra Sliding Triangle Top Bikini*
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:17, Share, Reply)
*tries to imagine how many London schoolchildren might buy a Victoria's Secret Women's Metallic Zebra Sliding Triangle Top Bikini*
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:17, Share, Reply)
Sod the spam.
The mods clearly changed the subject line. That's the really interesting part of all this.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:21, Share, Reply)
The mods clearly changed the subject line. That's the really interesting part of all this.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:21, Share, Reply)
Why I fucking love Japan. Part 46376483649927263.
I love the fuckers.
Seriously.
If B3TA was a country. It would be Japan.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 2:44, Share, Reply)
I love the fuckers.
Seriously.
If B3TA was a country. It would be Japan.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 2:44, Share, Reply)
Rather than making ironic nods to 80s fashion and creating wank catch phrases...
British advertising needs more of THIS!
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 5:58, Share, Reply)
British advertising needs more of THIS!
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 5:58, Share, Reply)
hahahaha
what off earth is that?
wakarimasen.
(also liking the Mr Jolly sig reference there. Another old English pub...)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 6:36, Share, Reply)
what off earth is that?
wakarimasen.
(also liking the Mr Jolly sig reference there. Another old English pub...)
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 6:36, Share, Reply)
Nicholas Parsons: What is this game?
Dreamytime Escort: [drunkenly] Well, these are the rules.
Nicholas Parsons: Yes?
Dreamytime Escort: I go out of the room.
Nicholas Parsons: Yes?
Dreamytime Escort: Then...
Nicholas Parsons: Yes?
Dreamytime Escort: I come back in.
Nicholas Parsons: Yes?
Dreamytime Escort: You got that?
Nicholas Parsons: Yes.
Dreamytime Escort: Right. I'll go first.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 7:22, Share, Reply)
Fuck it, here's another classic.
Nicholas Parsons: What exactly was your winning slogan?
Dreamytime Escort: Never, ever, bloody anything ever!
Nicholas Parsons: And that was your winning slogan?
Dreamytime Escort: That's the one, Nicky. I've lived my life by that rule.
Nicholas Parsons: "I would like to spend an evening with Nicholas Parsons because...never, ever, ever, bloody anything ever"?
Dreamytime Escort: You're pissed, aren't you, Nicholas?
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:33, Share, Reply)
Nicholas Parsons: What exactly was your winning slogan?
Dreamytime Escort: Never, ever, bloody anything ever!
Nicholas Parsons: And that was your winning slogan?
Dreamytime Escort: That's the one, Nicky. I've lived my life by that rule.
Nicholas Parsons: "I would like to spend an evening with Nicholas Parsons because...never, ever, ever, bloody anything ever"?
Dreamytime Escort: You're pissed, aren't you, Nicholas?
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:33, Share, Reply)
and she said...
...i don't think you're a fishmonger. i think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:00, Share, Reply)
...i don't think you're a fishmonger. i think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:00, Share, Reply)
Groovy!
And made me want to rush out and buy some high blood pressure.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:00, Share, Reply)
And made me want to rush out and buy some high blood pressure.
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:00, Share, Reply)
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