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This is a link post Beach Landing Fail

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This is a normal post It's like you've been framed
army version
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This is a normal post This would be better with guns ...oh wait

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This is a normal post We're prepared for the war in Iran then

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This is a normal post I feel so much safer..

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This is a normal post One well tossed hand grenade and FOOM!

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This is a normal post hah!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nfObHddSRU
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This is a normal post Get down and give me one!

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This is a normal post Why not just drop them off in quick drying cement?

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This is a normal post Mud Landing mor like!
Is it Maldon, Essex, by any chance???
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a link post They've only gone and got their catering paid for
bloody students
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This is a normal post '£5000 from Kickstarter would be enough to pay for professional actors, rigs and that all-important catering.'
Fucking wankers.
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This is a normal post this ^

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, at least they've got a sense of humour.

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This is a normal post They'll have a fucking black eye if I ever get my hands on those bastards.

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This is a normal post you might punch them in the face aswell.
cunts.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post start a kickstarter
page to fund the trip to hunt them down and punch them!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post the an has to eat too, i suggest you stick catering in the budget.

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This is a normal post well that is a given...

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This is a normal post HA!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post With a surplus of £155!
That's gonna a buy a few swan egg vol-au-vents & Champagne'n'truffle oil cocktails, innit?
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This is a normal post kfc and prosecco, thats the wrap do sorted.

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This is a normal post KFC, lush.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post bargain buckets served in a cheap whores cunt. Posh student fodder, either that or baked beans and spaggetti hoops in a tramps arse.

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should cover about 31 kebabs
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This is a normal post donners.

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This is a normal post Phew
I was worried we'd never get to see this masterpiece in all it's glory, what with all the cast and crew malnourished.
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This is a normal post With all the support we've given them
We're certain for tickets to the premiere.
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This is a normal post old news, they had it a while back. Such a bunch of cunts.
I am seriously thinking about starting a kickstarter page for a really nice holiday. Maybe in the dutch antilles.
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This is a normal post Come over here.
More drugs.
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This is a normal post if you're paying. gonna need some dosh for munchies though, I reckon 5 grand should just about cover it.

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i was considering the same myself. i need a new boat.
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This is a normal post I hope it's shit
It's bound to be shit

Has a film and television student ever made a good student film?
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This is a normal post No but
They make good burgers
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This is a normal post hahahaha!

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This is a normal post They should have asked some of the alumni to come back and do the catering for free

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This is a normal post yeah, pot noodles and peanut butter are lush.

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This is a normal post no.

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This is a normal post Remind me why they're cunts again?
Isn't this what kickstarter is for?
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the 5k is for the all important catering.
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This is a normal post ^pretty much this
No different from having Mater and Pater write a cheque, but shows a bit of creativity.
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This is a normal post People aspiring for more than their lot is a sin, and they should burn in hell.

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This is a normal post It is
But a lot of us on here were once young, optimistic students too; who never had access to sizeable financial resources and had to make do what we had to hand, and so consequently feel a little bit annoyed that these chaps aren't enduring the same limitations as part of their artistic development.

The point is probably something to do with money being a mask for talent.
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This is a normal post Hem hem...
yup. Sheriff John Bunnell, I am thinking about making a cheese toasty in the form of a jesus look alike dinosaur, I am going to have to eat whilst my peers are trying to make one within their own resources and budget, can I have five grand please so mine looks better than theirs and I can eat some nice food at the same time?
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This is a normal post *Hands over $5 grand*
FOOD SCULPTURE STUDENTS NEED ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET.
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This is a normal post 10 year ago I was on optimistic film student with no money
I don't resent other people for having more opporunities than I did, that's just horrible way to think.

If kickstarter had been around 10 years ago I would've tried it.
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This is a normal post But don't you find it wrong that to prove your ability you ultimately have to have money these days?
I don't wish these students any harm or failure (I think most of us are exaggerating our annoyance somewhat, as per b3ta etiquette), but it does annoy me that they are basically going to stand above the shoulders of other equally talented students out there because they have more money.

If I was the person running this course, I would put a cap on budget and make it the same across the board. Not only is that fair, it prompts them to think within realistic financial boundaries. Which would probably be better for their development as creative professionals, as I'm sure anyone who works in film and TV will attest.
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No, I find it wrong that people ask for money to cover up their lack of ability or ideas.

I think the attitude 'we cant possibly make anything decent, we don't have any budget' will just lead to even less imaginative film makers than we already have.
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This is a normal post I agree there
But then that's the discipline isn't it. It wouldn't be a course worth taking if everybody could do it.

I mean degrees used to be regarded as 'disciplines' in the traditional learning sense. It used to be about training the mind, not fucking around for three years with money and camera equipment. Arts and Humanities degrees used to be about reading books, writing essays and engaging in critical thinking. That's probably why you won't find vocational creative writing, film or media courses at any of the more traditional universities like Oxford, Cambridge, UCL or Durham etc.
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This is a normal post to be fair catering is actually really important
if they're taking a load of cast and crew out in to the hills to work for 16 hours a day in the cold and the rain they will need solid hot meals all round. it does actually cost a fair bit to lay that on.
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This is a normal post What's wrong with grass?

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This is a normal post i wonder if you can juice grass?

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This is a normal post You can definitely smoke it, then catering REALLY is important.

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This is a normal post well i know you can smoke it so juicing shouldnt be a problem

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or rocks. There's plenty of them around.
Bloody students.
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This is a normal post They wouldn't need money for catering if they were smoking rocks.

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they'd sell all the canapes anyway
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This is a normal post Students think they're better than cows now.

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This is a normal post they are wrong
as far as I'm aware I am not legally allowed to eat students very rare with potato wedges and broccoli
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This is a normal post It is a fucking crying shame, we need a change of government, the non eating students law sucks ass.

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This is a normal post yeah we should start a protest
i'll start on my sign now. see you at the house of commons at 3 yeah?

FUCKING CLEGG! WHAT A BASTARD.
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This is a normal post Totally, I will be there. I'm gonna put "oi clegg I wanna eat a leg! (of a student)" on my placard.
and "I have rights and barbeque sauce" on the other side.
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This is a normal post i've gone mental for juicing stuff the last few days
i fucking love it. i wonder if i should start a kickstarter to experiment on juicing things. I could work up to the Forbidden Juices.... then maybe see if I can create Dark Juice.
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for juicing stuff the last few days
i fucking love it. i wonder if i should start a kickstarter to experiment on juicing things. I could work up to the Forbidden Juices.... then maybe see if I can create Dark Juice.

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This is a normal post there's nothing mental about my newfound obsession
I am just finishing a fucking JUG of Beetroot, carrot, broccoli, ginger, apple orange and lime juice and it is making me feel INCREDIBLE
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This is a normal post Is the juicer a bugger to clean?
That's what Angelo (out of Mike and Angelo) told my mate at some workshop they both attended a few years ago. He couldn't praise Nespresso highly enough though.

Edit: Also, your concoction doesn't sound tempting in the slightest I'm afraid.
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This is a normal post Look at you, shamelessly name-dropping!
And yes, they are.
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This is a normal post My other tenuous claim to fame is that a former employer used a toilet straight after Tony Wilson.

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This is a normal post nah it's easy to clean
i think it would be a pisser if it dried first, but you can just inse it under the cold tap, takes a couple of minutes. the grater bit wants to go in the dishwasher but that's no trouble
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I read that as

I am just finishing fucking a JUG of Beetroot, carrot, broccoli, ginger, apple orange and lime juice and it is making me feel INCREDIBLE
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This is a normal post Hmmm. I had something similar in Marrakech.
Hint: Don't get a bit drunk, forget you've had the beetroot juice & then madly splash blood-coloured piss everywhere in panic.
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This is a normal post Thermos & pot noodle. Sorted.

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This is a normal post fair point

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This is a normal post Good luck to them the spawny shits
Its better than all that money going to charity ..or something.
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This is a normal post To fund the activities of tomorrow's Jimmy Saviles

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This is a normal post I've thought about a kickstarter thing myself
I'm all for it, but in this instance, where the story and everything about it is just so bland and middle of the road, I just don't see the point.
Good for them for reaching their goal though, I doubt I could do that.
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This is a normal post Yeah, all righteous sillyness aside
You're pretty much spot on there
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This is a normal post Biggest problem I found with University while studying there
its full of students
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students cunts
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This is a normal post word

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This is a normal post Shut up and fuck off back to the S.U. bar you lank greasy haired twat.
love you really
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This is a normal post Probably funded entirely by their parents.

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This is a normal post I don't understand the problem.
These students want to make a film which costs money. They don't have the money so they look for investors and people who feel that they would like to contribute to the fund, they do so, the students make the film, the investors are happy seeing their money used for something nice, everyone wins.

Even Steven Spielberg has to find funding for his films. And he doesn't take it out of the cash machine.
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This is a link post Geek Porn! Gameboy converted to Android controller
(number #64 in the list of "100 uses for a old Gameboy"
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This is a normal post Damned ugly thing!
I was talking to a friend a while ago about the possibility of turning a NES joypad into a controller dock for a mobile phone or similar device.
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This is a normal post I've obviously been getting ripped off when i go to the local shop.

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This is a normal post That's Asda price

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This is a link post Behind the Scenes on cool looking new independent fanatasy parody animation film NSFW
with that Plinkett guy from Red Letter Media.
NSFW - some swearies.

Also can someone tell me how the frig you're supposed to embed videos on
here. I just don't know anymore.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's easy.
Just say "baliarski" and throw your laptop at the wall, that should embed it for you.
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This is a normal post It's my work's desktop PC will it still work on that? I'll try it anyway
BALTIMORA!
Am I saying that right?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have a sledgehammer handy?

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This is a normal post mmm...No, just my ipod touch.

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This is a normal post Right.
Take a shit on that and then press it against the screen of your work pc, hold it there for at least a minute, that should do it.
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This is a normal post Ahh okay, cool. That makes sense. Awesome. Cheers mate.

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This is a normal post It's the 10th Jan so the shitting method
will only work if you draw a pentagram round your work PC, place black candles at each point of the star, strip naked and cut yourself with a staple remover. Then do the shit. You'll get the hand of it.
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This is a normal post Wow. Thank you guys so much.
I was worried I was gonna get palmed off. And not in a gay way.
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This is a normal post OH AH OO-AH OOH AH OOH AH OOH-AH
OH AH OO-AH OOH AH OOH AH OOH-AH
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This is a normal post walla walla bing bang.

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This is a normal post You are Gina G
AICMFP
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This is a normal post Who
paid for the catering?
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This is a normal post I understand they're putting together a Kickstarter page for it

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post did they pay for a billboard?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post They finished one on Kickstarter already
they've got another page on indiegogo. You've probably never heard of it.
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This is a normal post did you click on the link on the bottom right that said " copy embed"
it would have come up with this

fuck knows if that will work, worth a try though.
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This is a normal post Yeah, but it says it's not a valid URL or something like that.

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This is a normal post Stick to youtube in future maybe matey.
I had a look for it on youtube for you but couldn't find it :-(
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This is a normal post No worries. Cheers dude.

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This is a link post Just a guy walking on a crane
I am currently laying face down on the floor, hugging the ground after watching this.
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oh sweet jesus. I am really not good with heights, even via a computer screen.
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This is a normal post Yikes!
Though it makes my feet feel all funny, I kinda like watching videos like this. Amusing how my body is fooled by (what I conciously know is) a video into thinking it must be 100s of feet off the ground.
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This is a normal post In 2006 no one died
in 2007 no one died
in 2008 no one died
in 2009 no one died
in 2010 someone died
in 2011 no one died
in 2012 no one died
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This is a normal post i believe there was an incident with a pigeon...?

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they've recently demolished the pool that was shot in.
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This is a normal post This sort of thing is clearly very popular in Russia
but are there any stats for the number of deaths resulting from kids in Russia playing on very high structures? I've never actually heard of any deaths, but surely it must have happened by now on the assumption that there are hundreds of these videos out there, and presumably there are many more people doing it without recording their antics.

I suppose alternatively I could put forward the new theory that Russians just bounce...
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This is a normal post when a Russian breaks, there's a slightly smaller Russian inside

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This is a normal post /\ if you cut open a fat american theres a mexican inside,
trufax that i saw ion the tellybox onec had will smith in anice black suit to suit his nice black skin and ... oh hang on that was a mexican who had an alienz in side him . so sorta like russian doll but with mexicans and allieanz and

babaa black sheepo have you any wool yes sir yes sir
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post fluffy
i think you have over done it on your meds again today.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's on meds and he still comes out with this shit?
Bloody hell.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post There have been quite a few, i can't quote the exact figures though.
There was a bit of an outcry by parents who lived near some of the more popular structures seen in some of the videos as there were a lot of people watching the vids then deciding to climb them only to fall off.
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This is a normal post I always wonder just how shit somebody's life has to be
to gamble with it like that. Your existence must be pretty devoid of purpose to even consider doing that shit. A gust of wind and you're dead.
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This is a normal post I dunno
I ride a motorbike. I could get a car instead, but bikes are just so much more fun. Part of that fun is the danger element - pushing yourself to take a corner that little bit quicker each time (I'd like to point out, that I do not ride like a twat, I don't weave in and out of traffic, and I do obey the speed limits other than on the motorway, where you'd be causing a traffic jam if you travelled at 70!). I've also done a lot of white water canoeing. Again, I don't need to do this. It's dangerous, but that feeling as you're about to drop down a fall into some rapids is great!

Admittedly those things I've mentioned are probably far more controlled risks, but then again, I've learned the skills I need to undertake these activities, and I guess those kids in Russia have done similar.

It's still mental, and makes me feel slightly nauseous just watching them though!
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This is a normal post Biker here too
and mountain biker. What is it about two wheels that just feels so graceful and gives such a feeling of freedom? Still less scary than that, even on the 1100cc Kwak in the rain!
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This is a normal post I miss my mountain biking days :(
I used to live up in Scotland where the riding is always amazing. Since I've moved down to Dorset it just hasn't been the same. The hills are all too short and gentle. I now have a road bike instead.

But yes, two wheels are fantastic! That feeling of just flowing smoothly round corners is lovely!
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This is a normal post I get the same feeling in my Xsara Picasso.
Plus it has ample space for shopping.
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This is a normal post Hardcore.

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This is a normal post Nah
cars push you to the side as they go round corners. On a bike, all the forces are working together so you just get pushed down into the saddle a little more.

With panniers mounted, I have ample room for shopping too :)
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This is a normal post You've never then felt the joy of leaving a "mid life crises" standing at the lights whilst you speed off in your baby wagon then?

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This is a normal post 'Xsara Picasso' - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My Land Cruiser is fucking ace & it's a 3L diesel.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mind,
the size of your cock is bordering the subatomic.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't even drive.
Stick to your 'Honda Melody' moped.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ??? Better driver than you,
tinywrongcock.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got stopped by the pigs last night for not indicating :-(

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have an indicator for 'flinging shit at pedestrians from moving vehicle'?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I drive around 100 miles a day
There's no way I could afford to run one of those Mum Waggons.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I often wonder how shit somebody's life has to be
for them to sit indoors all day playing xbox and never doing anything exciting or dangerous which makes them feel truly alive.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a78vNJH2xQ
a cautionary tale.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post eeep
Although I do have a morbid curiosity about these videos, probably because I can't understand how someone could be that fearless or not care about their safety.
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This is a normal post Glimpses screenshot
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This is a normal post there's no liiimiiit!

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There's no lager!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post As much as I love Solo climbing
(Climbing with out ropes and safety gear). That just freaked me out. Ewwww, all it takes in one slightly sweaty palm (why climbers use gymnasts chalk) and he would slip off of that painted metalwork. One piece of flakey paint and he is a gonna! It rarely see a video where I feel in peril just watching it, but that did it.
Clicky for the fears!
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This is a normal post i like solo sex
with out the safty gear odes that make it dangerous too?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It must be the control thing...
Solo climbs, no problems. Riding my bike at *ahem* Sorry, making progress, fine. Standing on top of a perfectly safe structure, but not actually holding on? Willies galore! I'm sure it's just down to whether or not I'm in control of the situation.
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This is a normal post holy fuck snot!!
that proper got me balls tingling in a bad way

and my missus said it got her tingling where her balls would be if she had them
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my legs are several inches shorter after watching that
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This is a link post Piers Morgan seizes upon issue to try to save his dying career in the US and ressurect his reputation in the UK
Who says people don't profit from tragedy? In this episode, Piers and his guests are mad about people wholike guns. They have a good laugh about luring one of these people under false pretenses and then shooting him in the head. Hillarity ensues.

Please ignore the hypocrisy because Piers is making his way back into your hearts, and saving his CNN gig at the same time!
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This is a normal post Well he definitely looks like a communist

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post What an anoying laugh at the end
That little spat with Alex Jones has really boosted the ratings for that Cheese faced funt.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm currently engaged in a discussion
...That actually made me feel like I had something in common with him in that particular argument.

*shudder*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post let me assure you that nothing piers morgan does or says could ever resurrect his reputation here

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post A members on here summed him up precicely.........
as an unredeemable cunt.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post We Brits hate the cunt
He's already number one on the list of cuntiest living Brits. He is the cunt by whom all other cunts are measured.

In summary: You're not going to convince us he's any more of a cunt than we already think he is.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you really are an insufferable rectum.
Either that, or you genuinely can't tell the difference between reality and non-reality. Yesterday you were banging on about how guns should be allowed because... er... Hollywood. Today, you're taking a piece of transparent hyperbole as an earnest suggestion.

You're right up there with those who demanded that Erik Loomis be prosecuted because he said he wanted to see Wayne La Pierre's head on a stick after Newtown (see this, for example, in reference to this).
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please accept my apology for disturbing the tenor of your ways.
I still think it's odd that those who decry guns see them as the solution to those who advocate for guns. But, I suppose that that is par for the course.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Bashful Machine Gun NSFW
Probably GC. Top comment made me laugh most heartily.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That thumbnail is enough to make me have to move away from /links
until it's shifted down the board a bit.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like it.
it is no indication of the film though, the film left me a little dissapointed.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post The thumbnail doesn't even appear in the vid...
Kinda disappointed.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post At no point in the link does that thumb nail appear.
*Puts cock away*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post amateur.
www.redtube.com Not fucking safe for work or wives or anyting.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.tubegalore.com

actually.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm....
*strokes chin*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
chin cock
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^yep.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are we doing a free porn thread?
beeg.com
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post there is a 'bum nail' though.........



I'll get me coat
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you don't deserve a coat
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
* gets someone elses coat*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hmm, I'm gonna go otu on a limb and say NSFW
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\/\/\/\/\
That
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly the preview pic has nothing to do with the content
Not sure how that happens. Oh well.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post butt
still Gc from not toi l;ong ago
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post timmeh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zshm7vneHN0
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's from
this film.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post what the hell did i just watch?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post lala DOOOOODLES!!!! This is just fantastic,random and brilliant.
Crazy awesome stopmo! How is everybody on this lush wet thursday?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH GO SHOVE IT SIDEWAYS UP YOUR DISFIGURED COCKEND YOU FAT UGLY SPASTIC
...oh, I'm sorry, I mean "Very well, thank you. You?"
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good day is it then Tabs, i know it must be tough being a fluffer for dwarf porn, someones got to do it though.
I'm just chilling today, been a very busy week, I was supposed to go into uni today but my tutor has norovirus. TBH it suits me fine.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky bastard.
I would LOVE to get norovirus. Get rid of all Christmas weight.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'd need more than norovirus, fatty!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post WAAAHHH!!!
*cries dripping*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm dripping.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ bat symbol for dawn

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm veggie :-(

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
wuss.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post commie

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give it time, you all crack in the end.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The reminds me
of those strange Channel 4 kids animations that I grew up watching.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay to day off skelly!
enjoy it. :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Word!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Bum sniffer caught in action
Bum sniffer caught in action
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that guy just never learns.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't post my holiday footage
without permission.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bum sniffer caught in action

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that's gonna seriously limit the number of public toilets we can film in.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post another bum sniffer was caught in the UK a while ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTXKkq_Bwhc
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a link post new PBF

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
He didn't do any new ones for AGES. There's a few there that seem to be new since I last checked that site.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
cheers. I thought he stopped ages ago
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Poor Whales

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post wac
cockroaches of the sea.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say fuck em
Thought the ocean's rats were supposed to be intelligent? Doesn't look to clever to me.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you consider whales to be the marine equivalent of rats

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because they are in the same genus dolphins
and as everyone knows, dolphins are the rodents of the seas.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNvIM2W9Aw
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never gets old
just more racist
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a link post America spends twice as much on health care than Britain
but is the number one unhealthy country in the developed world. Staggeringly high infant mortality, as one example. In this case it is really is USA #1!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
well if the whole system is run for profit, then it stands to reason that more would be spent.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are some things...
...that just shouldn't be run for profit.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
agreed. prostitution and pubs being the two obvious ones.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does this not just mean that health care is too expensive in the US?
I have a friend over there who had insurance for years, then when diagnosed with cancer was essentially refused cover.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post As much as the NHS gets knocked, I've always been well treated.
My wife's American and initially didn't trust the NHS, but a few years on thinks we get a good service in comparison.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had an accident over there when i was younger, nothing serious at all but i was in hospital for about 6 hours.
Was on a trip with my school so was covered, the bill was HUGE though.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post very much this...
it happens as a matter of course far too often with even the largest insurers. the system is broken.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post USA! USA! USA!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doctors with guns, etc...

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post No no
Cows with guns www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5s5qGg01nE
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is only one of the best songs ever

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post what's more worrying is that the people running our country see their system as something to aspire to

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There are some things which really shouldn't be available on the NHS. IVF springs to mind. The NHS should be there for when you're ill.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post This.
See also, non-medical cosmetic surgery.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing you've never been in the position of needing IVF.
I think giving it to anyone over, say, 50 or maybe even 40, is debatable, but a sweeping statement like yours shows no experience or empathy.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're guessing correctly. And lacking in experience (specific experience, I assume you mean, rather than general)doesn't disqualify me from having a valid view, any more than having that specific experience would.

If I were canvassing opinion on whether people felt that IVF should be available on the NHS, I wouldn't ask them to qualify for an opinion by revealing whether or not they've had IVF.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course your view is valid, but for different people different things are important.
Your statement appears to me to be unqualified and gross generalisation.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post so a problem with someone's reproductive organs isnt an illness?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No, it's not an illness any more than baldness is. Obviously it is very distressing for people who want children and can't have them, but I can't accept that it's the role of the National Health Service to spend thousands tryign to help them conceive. Not when we have people with cancer being told that the best treatments are too expensive.

The state isn't there to make your life perfect.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very well put
It's not as if we are short of human beings on this planet
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post if only everyone else died and it was just you and the cats running free in harmony, forever

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post How dare I express an opinion that isn't correct by the liberal intelligentsia

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, providing contraception and abortions on the NHS is OK if that's your lifestyle choice.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post so your definition of 'illness' would be...?
Something painful? Or life threatening?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post or indeed a wider definition
but not providing you with the ability to have sprogs

go and adopt an unwanted child you selfish bastards
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not a medical professional, so I accept that my definitions may be off the mark, but that's a semantic issue. My point is that the NHS is spread far too thinly and has strayed far too much from its original goals.

Not being able to have children must be awful, but only a society that has solved all its real problems should consider funding IVF.

The NHS has a limited budget and creaks under the weight of demands on it. Can you look at the issue dispassionately and tell me what area of NHS funding you think should suffer to facilitate IVF? What's less important in your opnion?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can get cosmetic surgery on the NHS if it's deemed to be distressing and effecting your mental health.
Also you can get a sex change for the same reasons.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
this is true and also something I feel should be a very, very low priority. Far lower than it currently is.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post you've said that nhs treatment should only be available to those with an illness.
I'm trying to get to the bottom of what you mean by that.

So far baldness and infertility = not illness
Cancer = illness

How about baldness in women? Illness?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm genuinely interested in trying to understand your stance.
Could you respond to feckler's valid (in my eyes) questioning:
"The NHS has a limited budget and creaks under the weight of demands on it. Can you look at the issue dispassionately and tell me what area of NHS funding you think should suffer to facilitate IVF? What's less important in your opnion?"
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post homeopathy?
But why should any area of NHS funding have to suffer? I'd much rather see a few thousand women get IVF treatment than a replacement for trident.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
most people can afford a wig. I'm not an expert on the subject, my view is a layman's. There are always difficult decisions to make in what to treat and what not to treat. My layman's view is that IVF should be very, very, very far down the list in terms of priority.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
according to the WHO, 'healthy' is "a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity".

And illness is the state of any of these components being absent.

I therefore withdraw my use of 'illness', but retain my general point.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post what if someone is bald because of chemotherapy?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
then their hair cancer has been cured.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This. I'm in this camp.
But you said everything I would have said.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Population USA= 311 million, population UK - 62 million
So the usa spending twice as much as uk on Healthcare is pisspoor.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm being thick here but do you mean that a larger population should mean larger consumer market and so a lower combined spend?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think the point is that if the population is six times larger, but the spend is only double, then per head the spend is far less.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's reported based on spend per head in the article which is why the comment threw me.
"The latest report from the federal government shows Americans spent more than $8,600 a year per person on healthcare – more than twice what countries such as Britain, France and Sweden spend, even with their universal healthcare systems."
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oh well, if you're going to to read the article...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Anonymous petitons to have DDOS recognised as legitimate form of protest
interesting, but good luck with that.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"The petition goes on to demand that anyone who has been jailed for participating in a DDoS attack should be immediately released – a nice touch – and that anything related to the attack should be expunged from their criminal records."

I take it a few people have now grown up and are struggling to get jobs in the real world due to their past behaviour then.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor little mites.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post but if its annonymous
and then they sign the petition
wouldnt they then be not anonymous?
thus shutting down there own exhistance ?



my brain hurts
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when people that took "Direct action" they didn't fret about getting a record
If you're worried about getting caught then you're not committed enough and just playing at it.*

*This applies to direct action not protesting.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hmm, I would say that if you're worried about getting caught, but do it anyway, then that shows far more commitment.

Can't be brave if you're not afraid.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That old chesnut is good for geeing up soldiers before they step out of the trenches
However a braver person in my opinion would count the consequences as being worth it if the cause is right.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
think that we said basically the same thing, but let's fight about it anyway.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a link post This seems a better concept than the Audi Swarm

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this on the beeb yesterday, the first thing that came to mind was Tron.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Pron?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks cool, but i dont see any of it actually working
the maintenance and upkeep is really impractical.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, this.
One thing that shocked me about moving to the US from the UK is how shit the visibility is driving at night. Cats eyes are few and far between. As for luminous lane markings... What's that then?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The UK is actually bliss compared to some of the countries i've driven in for night driving.
Yeah, maybe it isn't the best but it's far ahead of some closer to here.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post it depends on where you are
but yeah, some roads are just terrifying to drive on at night.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the ice symbols
but I know that I would try and do a slalom around them and wake up the next day dead
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That happened to me on Tuesday

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not again?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post The snow symbols are great.
Until snow covers them.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Robot Dragonfly
I want's one.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remove the hashtag at the end of the link and it will embed.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
is that from Field of Dreams?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Threadjack:
That pisstake/serious chavvy fb page that Rodney linked to yesterday ("Kelly B Alternative Model") has gone. Anyone got any idea what happened?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My guess is that someone reported it to FB for inappropriate content?

FB is depressingly precious about people using it for amusement rather than ubiquitous, reverential, total life-management.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post .....but notoriously slow when removing racist content?
(not that I approve of removing content)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't know to be honest, I haven't used it for years. I make out that its a principled stand against the ever-increasing lack of privacy, but in truth it helps me avoid people I owe money to.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe she realised facebook is shit and for teenage girls.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I strongly feel that is not what happened.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm amazed you can read your screen
from all the way up there.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm amazed you can read my screen from all the way down there.
Please don't talk with your mouth full.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post "full"???
bless.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post First time out, it'll be stuck up a tree.
That's my experience with flying things.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This with big fat out of reach branches on.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Social Media job titles to avoid
I have only come across 'evangelist', and I'm pretty sure he worked for Microsoft.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post They need these titles
There is nothing to social media.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd like the title 'Service Development Naysayer' or 'Interaction Curmudgeon'.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going for
'Hate Giver'
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
haha, I can't find the link, but an american pizza place ran a competition online last year to provide the scariest name for their new Halloween pizza. The first entry submitted was 'The Rapist'.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4chan again?
that mountain dew thing was pretty funny.
Does anyone know what mountain dew tastes like?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can get it here in the UK.
It tastes 'lemony'...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really interested in trying it.
Just curious as to why Americans seem to go nuts over it. It's like they live off it.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is just what the commercials would like you to believe

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eeewww, I'll take a crab juice.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very very sweet, and a bit citrusy
and it used be more easy to come by in the UK and I was a bit addicted to it as a teenager.

Edit: that's why Americans go nuts over it - high sugar and caffeine. Great for keeping you going if you feel a bit rough. It's a bit like Scots and Irn Bru.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
is there caffeine in it? For some reason I assumed only brown drinks had that in.

that may be the stupidest thing I've said all morning.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember
it's different in different countries, but in the US in particular there's shitloads of caffeine - far more than Coca Cola.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always assumed it was spring water from the name
how wrong I was.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I first saw it in Boots a while back
Thought it tasted ok so had one every now and again.

year later I got diabetes.

Trufax
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Friends of mine on the Digital side
talk about this sort of bollocks all the time. A girl I know started work in a new job and was introduced to a guy who said he was 'Senior Strategist and Head of Social Media'. It took a week before she worked out that he was actually reporting into her. Her job title was 'Account Manager'.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pointless Validation Seeker
Yep that would do it for 99% of the cunts. We had an IT firm at work who called their helpdesk staff "Solutions Architects". We called them 'useless, absent cunts".
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post My job title in obvious and to the point
rent boy and human urinal
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
have some ambition man, one day you could be head of RBHU regional inclusivity development rollout rationalisation.

But for now...*unzips*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a link post froggy fresh
aka krispy kreme, ups his game drastically!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the little guy
from Rab C Nesbitt?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
who money maker mike? i have no idea...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post So he's chosen his new name, after Krispy Kreme threatened to sue him?
The sod didn't take any notice of the suggestion I sent him: "Pepsi Max".
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still think he should go with
Wee Burney
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah aha aha ha ahaa ha aha aha

(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see no doughnuts.
False advertising right there...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I THOUGHT I'd seen his mate somewhere before....

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post XArm mentalist extreme arm wrestling NSFW
Initially this seems like a Chris Morris and Armando Ianucci parody of UFC, but it appears to be real as you can see from these full bouts:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpu99bOgzqE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZeXxVj50bM

WTF are they doing?

NSFW due to stupid violence.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should rename it
The Cunt Pit
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:59, , Reply)
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we still talking about Trowbridge?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking on that.
Worried I'll see a bunch of mentals snapping each other wrists.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think there is any wrist snapping
Not from lack of trying though.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck nobody died
You'd never hear the last of it
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a link post When zorbs attack
Guy in Russia dies due to lack of HSE and common sense.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a massive ball
is it made of glass?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:52, , Reply)
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wow, that's the third time this has happened in 4 days! You'd think they'd stop pushing them off the same cliff.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfffft
Only in Russia.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
You are clever enough to know how to post on here. but not to read,
ANY OF THE POSTS FROM THE LAST FEW DAYS!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or maybe I don't have as much free time as you
and therefore don't read each and every post? And search function doesn't work? And who cares anyway?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:58, , Reply)
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I actually prefer & respect belligerent replies to GC-spotting, the apologies always make me think someone's about to go and cry in the attic.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only I had an attic

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stand by every word I said.
If you post here, It should mean you participate and are a part of the community. This should mean looking at the site. Rather than just posting. Which is what you have done. Try and failing to make yourself look good. By bringing something that we may want to see. But in the same post proving you don't even bother looking at the site.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
To be part of the community you must read every single post, every single day of the year. Any slacking and you're out, buddy....


moron.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, despite your words, it doesn't prove that I don't read the site ever
It means that I didn't read the site at the particular time that this link was previously posted. Which, by the way, was a different URL, so the preview didn't inform me that it was previously posted.

If there was a way of searching without having to read back 5 or 6 previous pages of links, then my inappropriate behaviour could have been avoided.

Also, could somebody please point me in the direction of the part of the T&C where it says that you must read each and every single post, and follow every link, in order to prevent this from happening?

What's with the sanctimoniousness?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who really gives a fart?
Calling GC is all very well done in joviality but when you start getting all serious about it I suspect it's time to go and have a little wank.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
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waaaay ahead of you...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Since reading the original post
I do find the small amount of finger-pointing my way just a tad hypocritical. Not a single medal offered for the original poster.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never
post on these messageboards purely because of pricks like you. Does it really matter if a few links are the same now and again? Get over yourself.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's clealry outlined in the B3ta T&C's that every user has to read every post.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care.
*hits 'post this' with an insouciant flick of the wrist*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post More video of people dying...
This place has changed.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it has really.
All those fail vids are pretty nasty as it is and you don't know if some of them did die in some of them. Actually posting a video of an accident that leads to a guys death is low though.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lower than actually continuing to film it and then putting it on the internet?
Yes, you must be right
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post No you're not as bad as the person who first published it you just passed it on.
Have a medal.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post No really, I can't accept it, I don't deserve it

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you're right, you're only a pawn in their game.
Please post more snuff vids and remember to post them on /talk, they love stuff like this.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post But I just want to be popular!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Post it on /talk then.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't, have got the fear
My thumbs have gone weird
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fail vids used to be fairly tame but they've gotten more grim to the point I can't watch them now.
To post a video of someones death for entertainment shows a lack of empathy I can't get my head around.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you know what i caught some of a few weeks ago? You've Been Framed.
Fucking hell, that used to be quite funny, it's like a half hour long fail vid now, it's gone pretty hardcore, couldn't watch it.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
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you only liked it cos Lisa Riley did the voice over.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:20, , Reply)
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did the voice over is your sister
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post What Amadeus said^

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ What Jahled referred to

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agree
Posting a snuff vid for anything, let alone other peoples amusement depresses me.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Wades in to internet argument with a lollipop*
Doesnt depress me, watching someone or something die doesnt change or affect the outcome, I wont cry about it, I wont get upset about it...thats not to belittle or deride those that do...its a link, you can choose to watch it or not.

The most distressing link I saw was the Squirrel getting brained by a trap...while it sat there in its dazed, permanently brain damaged state (I presume) I couldnt help but think that squirrels arent that annoying creatures are they..

Not a direct reply to you in particular, but I wouldnt call it a snuff video, a catastrophic video with an outcome that could have been avoided definitely.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:29, , Reply)
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v good post. except that squirrels are only not annoying if you don't live in an area that is absolutely heaving with them.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking horrible.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:45, , Reply)

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