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Ah good old Trowbridge
 (I helped save b3ta! Reebus does what he does, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha
Mr Tyler, from Westwood, Wilts., was given money from relatives after doing well in his GCSEs and used it to buy a £600 chicken suit, which was handmade in Paris.
I bet his relatives were well chuffed he used the money to buy a chicken suit, six hundred fuckin quid and all. What a stupid twat. Could have bought a fair few chickens with that.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good for him. What kind of cunt assaults someone for daring to express a differing opinion? Hard-of-thinking cunts.
£600 for a handmade chicken suit? Dear me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's nothing to do with the protest.
If you're in a giant suit, people hit you. Trust me, when I was 16 I did a couple of very degrading jobs two of which (I lasted a day at both) involved dressing up in degrading suits. Some people are f*cking dicks. Because you've got padding on (and they know you can't fight back or chase them) they think its fair game.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right.
I was assuming that these twats engage their brains even slightly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The kids a bit of a twat
but that doesn't mean people have the right to beat him up.

Fucks sake
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a bit sad that some people felt it was acceptable to assault him though

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, if you dress up in ANY kind of giant suit this happens
Some people just hit you if you've got a giant costume on. He would have had EXACTLY the same reaction if he'd been promoting KFC instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all due to that fucking Family Guy bit.
When will people learn :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor kid.
People are cunts.
 (Leemondus, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post KFC should do the decent thing
and give him a free Family Bucket.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
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lolz
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck.
I think Herbs has given up on this place :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm starting to think there's another site certain B3ta posters are moving on to from here.
*googles her screen name to find out*

Well that was interesting....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm?
Yes, do continue....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried it for yourself?
sniggers
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously.
You're referring to some less-than-flattering drunken photos that come up, aren't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's more than one?
Oh yes...

Actually they're not as bad as a the default one that comes up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought we were being nice in 2013?
*cancels romantic edible buttplug*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey I was being nice!
I didn't mention the fact that after all your horrid internet bullying I am in fact slimmer than you did I?

Or that you appear to think Bridget Riley is a suitable designer of tops and would go well with a fetching Green trouser/Orange sock combo?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have lost weight since then, you monster.
And yes, I do have quite a few opart tops. Still.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done for loosing all the weight.
but Op Art gives me a headache.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's youngster kicking good!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft. From the same country that teased a starving magician in a plastic box suspended above the Thames with a cheeseburger dangling from a remote controlled helicopter.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That WAS fucking hilarious though.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lush...

*shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had some sympathy
until I saw the PETA connection.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barry Horne, this guy is not.
"Mr Tyler, from Westwood, Wilts., was given money from relatives after doing well in his GCSEs and used it to buy a £600 chicken suit, which was handmade in Paris."
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
The finest chicken suit money can buy...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Devil's Teeth
Ron Elliott is the only sea urchin diver at the Farallon Islands off the coast of Northern California, where he shares the water with big Great White Sharks, which is just the way he likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post bookmarked that one for later
looks interesting
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a lot better than the preview pic suggests
Very interesting fella.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice briny doc.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a link post HIS WAY
One of the funniest things I've seen for a while.
 (loego, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure it's a huge GC
but hey, what a maniac, timing is way off as well.
Is he an Asian Jimmy Savile?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100% Scrunt

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post should have taken the blue pill.........

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Antony Worral Thompson is up to his old tricks again
Spotted in Greenwich last night, the Celeb Chef with a habit of walking out without paying, was spotted being chased by a few chefs after his Baguette.
(mr_mekon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "3 views"? Gosh.
You love Greenwich, don't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:26, , Reply)
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3 views due to only just uploading and posting it here.. Gosh, i do love Greenwich..give my regards to Peckham wont you lol
 (mr_mekon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with Peckham!*
Your looky-likey is genuinely good. Though that now makes me sad to think that there's someone in the world making money from being an ex-celebrity chef impersonator.
*May not be true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:37, , Reply)
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It was actually him.He was filming some advert I understand..funny that they are shouting thief at him..ooh the irony
 (mr_mekon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:41, , Reply)
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oi! I live in* Greenwich!

*Cancels spooning*






*well, Westcombe Park.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely that's Royal Greenwich now?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post He can't throw a net for toffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Settle down Child Catcher.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post So if he can make money from being a convicted shoplifter...
...then Tab Hunter can also make £££ for being a convicted child molester.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:44, , Reply)
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it was entrapment. dozens of really hot kids were paid by the filth to sashay up & down past his allotment shed, picking their noses & quoting Whizzer & Chips suggestively.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure that's the filming of one of those Just Eat adverts.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
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Indeed, I think it was. The poncy Director was none to happy that I had filmed that bit, despite it being on public grounds and ruining our Drinking time.
 (mr_mekon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Audi Swarm

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Want

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet it will cost a few quid for a rear ender

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post About 45 round ours
but you have to lower your standards
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo, interesting. I might contact Audi.
See if they're going to make the most of this innovation by allowing you to create text in the lights that says "get out of the middle lane, you cunt" the next time you're on the M25.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. No, no, no, no, no.
They're very pretty, I'm sure. Unless they're going to use their expensive OLED screen to display standard, single-point, non-moving lights then they're just making the information those lights give less clear. That way lies accidents, death, spilt tea etc.

Edit: Having watched this again, I can also confirm that it'd be horribly distracting to be behind. This is another Very Bad Thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're fun. I'll invite you to my paper stacking party.
But I'm not gonna lie, there's a real risk you might get a papercut.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is the point of that?
The only thing I'd want to display on the back of my car is a gigantic "BACK THE FUCK OFF" to - ironically - Audi drivers.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:19, , Reply)
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And all that stuff would be massively distracting and utterly pointless. I'm still really annoyed at the cars with stupid bright lights that dazzle you when they're not even full beam.
If I ever see a car like this I will rear end it.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not the cars fault
They have their front fog lights on all the time because the people are f*cking idiot cunts who can't understand even the most basic of car controls.

Front fog lights should be completely banned. They are dangerous and unnecessary, just like Audis.

People that cannot drive without turning them off should have their licence taken away for a week or two until they prove they know what everything on their dashboard actually does.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post really?
Is that what it is? Fucking twats. How stupid can you be. I honestly feel like ramming into them head on.
Fucking idiots.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yes.
Or "put your fucking phone down" to mothers driving 4x4s through crowds of school children (whilst her little darlings are safe on board).
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I've said here before:
When I witness terrible driving, 80% of the time it's Audi drivers.
The rest are women in 4x4s, or BMWs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Defo this
It really is like this. It must be the mentality of these people that go for these kind of cars. Worst place ever for this is Cheshire. Utterly mental drivers there.
I don't know what the driving instructors teach people up there but they can all fuck off with their overtaking at any random point.
I honestly almost died a few times due to these pricks, pretty much all of them had these cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you can get an extra £5k towards catering if you can name the most common offenders on www.youparklikeacunt.com.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post True dat
Not all Audi drivers are cunts, but all cunts are Audi drivers.

Draw the Venn diagram
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cue dozens of OAP drivers phoning 999 because the car in front is 'on fire!'

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a link post please please please can i have one of these?
1000cc gokart with a with flat shifter and Blipper gearing would limited by the size of the wheels but i expect that you could get a damnd great grin on your face with out to much effort
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can only have one
When you've mastered spelling and punctuation.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post . . . . , , , ,
Here is some free punctuation. Help yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
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i wanna see that go!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
A bike engine in a go kart does make them go like the clappers, but part of me does think it is sacrilegious. I have seen a Fireblade engined quad that was just insane and a Busa engine in a Smart that looked fun. Most recently, I saw a Caterham thing that had a ZX9R engine, but again it just felt wrong. Four wheels bad, two wheels good (says the boring lass who rides a Jap V-Twin)!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nowt wrong with jap v twins
Mines a suzuki DL650 V-Strom and it's lovely! Plenty fast enough, but also comfortable, unlike its SV650 sister (for me anyway, being tall and lanky)!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smart car converted to motorcycle engine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV4HdsDZX6c
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Misleading newspaper headline is misleading.
Playing computer games and watching TV gives you cancer!
Not the DM for once too :S
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post BEING ALIVE GIVES YOU CANCER*











*if you smoke, eat too much, drink too much, get fat by sitting around too much, eat too much red meat, drink too much coffee, eat too much chocolate, use your mobile phone too much, gamble too much, wank too much, laugh too much, sit on planes too long, enjoy the sun too much......
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Some nice GTA5/Mario crossed artwork going on here
plus a few others on his account.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Get your ass to Mars
If you meet the base requirements. And if it's not a hoax. Which it probably is.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this actually is a genuine thing.
I think...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool. But I fail on all the key criteria needed to apply. Especially "can do attitude".
mars-one.com/en/faq-en/21-faq-selection/251-do-i-qualify-to-apply
Plus I'd miss my wife and my oxygen.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I were to travel to Mars I wouldn't trust my life to T-shirt sellers with a logo that looks like a thumb print on a used sanitary pad
You want to know how to get to Mars for real?
Fuck load of maths, money, hard work and human endurance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's hilarious. If it ever gets that far I bet the crew look like a set of big brother housemates
And I think the T-shirt sales will fund the builing of the Space Rocket
Ship. So don't knock it.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The absolute lowest estimate i've seen for a manned mars mission is $30 billion
That's a lot of crappy T-Shirts
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately you ain't never coming back!
I can understand sending old people there but 28 year olds? What sort of young person would want to do that?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And presumably, whoever gets there first gets to be King?

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Red mars" is a rather good book exploring that subject

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Highly advanced prototype Artificial Intelligence finds and reads Urban Dictionary on the Internet.
Has to be taught to stop swearing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:26, , Reply)
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next thing you know, Watson will start lurking here.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if it learns everything from B3ta?
*shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post : O
cocks! magenta cocks everywhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post More likely /talk now it has most of their vocab...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:32, , Reply)
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"But the incident does help to illustrate the fact that, as advanced as Watson may be, science
is still a long way from developing a computer that can communicate as fully and richly as humans can."

Arf.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can lead a robot to water
but you can't stop it shouting bullshit at you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably a relative of that smart mouth Cleverbot.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Watch An Asteroid.
Apophis - named after the Egyptian demon of destruction and darkness - has been put on a watch list by scientists.

They have calculated that in 2036 there is a very small chance it could collide with our planet.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post now... scroll down.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well boo hoo.
Checked its GCness and nowt came up
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post other link was bbc or the like =)

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who cares apart from you?
Don't start with that, Scrunt began his b3ta career shouting 'GC' all the time and ended up going on gay pride memorial marches for dead paedophiles.

Do you really want that for yourself?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you've got to have a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose so.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait....I missed that.
When did you die?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOLO

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Frankly, I don't care.
I'm just probably awful person* :)

Cheers.

*And probably secretly enjoy all asteroid links too.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Fashion (youtube) channel doing a news round up of 2012
This amused me more than I thought it would.

with brilliant guest appearance from the one and only Mel B (not that one)
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amusingly done.
And pretty much what ITV news will look like soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and what Channel 5 looks like now
c.f. brass eye/the day today - most tv news now looks like these two
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliantly annoying.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was really annoying, but was it real?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm saying yes.
Some things really can't be faked as authentically as this. If I'm wrong, these two cunts should get Oscars for their performance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it is for real
Looking at the VFILES site, sadly doesn't look like a comedy site at all.
Smash their heads in with big wooden bats.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it is that makes it so much more amusing for me

(Gaffen ; brain dead by neon tube, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a link post A grain of rice to the first person to tell me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, THEN?!! NSFW
P.S. A bit sweary...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Stephen Hawking Joins Anti-Robot Apocalypse Think Tank.
Stephen Hawking Joins Anti-Robot Apocalypse Think Tank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post he looks quite sprightly for a 71 year old...

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post a 71 year old CYBORG!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXm5W65Qlu4
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go Compare advertising whore cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, this just writes of all his past achievements in one swipe, doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Bad Kid's Jokes- this is GC, in fact it may have even been in the newsletter
But its updated and always makes me laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post This clown thought he'd set up a blog to share his jokes, here's an update for him...
...your MUM.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Goat imitating chicken
That's the title of the video...not so sure but it made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahha!
i love the bits where it goes "hu hu hu hu haaaaaaaa"
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite bit is where it goes " hu haaaahu hu hua hu hu huuuua"

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
it sounds like a broken squeek toy my dog had!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post GaA

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Some funny looks from my colleagues as they walked past my desk with me laughing.
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post he sounds like
jimmy from southpark
 (-mash-, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Radiohead sell their track "Codex" to Will Smith's daughter to use as a backing track, grown men weep and thrown expensive record collections out of windows
rumours that Thom Yorke will do a cover of "Whip my hair" currently unfounded
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I genuinely can't think of anyone less likely to sell out than them.

Except for perhaps the lead singer of the sex pistols, oh hang on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about iggy pop?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about Teh Jedward?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I love about John Lydon.
He's so punk he doesn't even give a shit about his own legacy. I love watching old punks squirm when butter adverts are mentioned.
 (Megamoss, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not that bad
I was expecting some remixed pop thing but she's kept the same tempo
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post jinx!

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post TWUNT!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed, it's a perfectly acceptable listening experience :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually not that bad

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never heard a whole Radiohead song before
they should get a girl singer

oh wait, there's that song where they all lie down because they've heard 'I Love Horses', I might have heard all of that
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually know a woman in her thirties who claims to have never heard a radiohead song

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've actually only ever heard 2 Radiohead songs
the I Love Horses one and the one with the water tank
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked his Twilight song

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's quite good.
I really liked her track Whip My Hair, in it's own cheesy pop way. We need more young 'uns like her making pop that doesn't seem to be making a big effort to be shite, and leading kids down interesting sample-researching paths.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think she's releasing it, although maybe she should.
I quiet liked it. If she spends the rest of her life singing over the top of songs I like I'll be happier than if she keeps whipping her fucking hair back and forth.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of both.
www.youtube.com/watch?&v=PmLQRfERkkI
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, she's basically done fuck-all to it other than sing over it, she's sampled the whole track, lazy.
I like the original vocals enough as it is so i'll just stick to that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like her voice.
Can't say I heard much in the lyrics though, I kept getting distracted by Radiohead in the background.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not too shabby.
It's lazy in terms of making something original out of it, but I quite like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find it creepy to hear a 13 year old singing lines like "Inject my soul with darkness".

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
it must be really difficult for her.
She's got a good voice for a 13 year old, but she'll struggle to be taken seriously as an artist because of who she is.
I wonder if radiohead have recognised that, and think they are helping her out credibility wise.

If I didn't know who that was I'd like it. So I like it despite the fact it's Wikkedy wah wah's daughter singing over a Radiohead tune. So what?

It's not like Radiohead have sold out. They stopped giving a fuck about things like that years ago. If they ever did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
I think you hit the nail on the head with "if I didn't know how it was..."
I'm a big Radiohead 'fan' (ugh) insomuchas I've bought most of their back catalogue and liked all of it. I love how they've mutated over the years and tried out new things. And I don't see this as a sell out. Other people have sampled/covered their tracks. Scroobius Pip used Planet Telex on Letter From God To Man or whatever it was called, and that uber-cunt Mark Ronson did that fuck awful ear-rape version of Just about 4 years ago. I already hated that cunt anyway so it was expected. Anyway, back to the point. I like this track. I don't see how Radiohead are selling out at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
One of my (possibly irrational) pet hates is hearing entertainers described as artists. If what you create has its commercial potential as its central concern, you are not an artist. In my extremely pompous opinion.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is an extremely pompous opinion
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Teh Thom already made the video for "Whip my hair"
www.thestrut.com/2012/04/23/thom-yorke-dancing-ponytail-amazing-gif/
 (matola23 Roll Mop Herons, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a link post pick one, douche canoe

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Your muff is cabbage"
Sounds like the sort of thing Tabby would say to Herbs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I had sex with your wife"?
Subtle.
I did quite like "I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and the depth" though.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post if your vagina had a password, it would be password
is just perfect
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post "everyone who ever loved you was wrong"
I just like it.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post "you're not pretty enough to be this much of a bitch"
haha.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post This poster, despite containing many fine insults
is invalid due to it's mention of "a Lego"

Clitsquiggle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your mother has two cunts and your one of them

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Microsoft "IllumiRoom" Tech
Future gaming experience. Apparently this vid features no special effects? Looks pretty neat actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks pretty good
But i reckon game support will be hard to come by, as it looks like the game has to be rendered far outside the area you see on the screen, meaning it will break some games due to coding / processing power / whatever.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it's for a next gen machine though, could be feasible...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post but it uses kinect, which is current gen

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah true,
though they have a next gen kinect in the works also I assume...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post (tips the hat)
They most certainly do.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post The extended display
could probably be lower res since it's just going to be projected by a crap LED projector all over your yukka plant, so maybe not too bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure if I'd like this...
or just spaz out and have a seizure from it?

Would definitely make a selling point though, kids would go ape for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
Hello bright multi-colour headaches.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I please have reality back

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It seems to be the general concensus that the future of videogames is to use biometric data.
Eye tracking seems to be the most popular one, also pulse/stress monitoring.

imjussayin
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not saying they're all out to get us
but they are.
; )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's retty tasty :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool ... But
Why don't you just buy a projector instead?
 (auburnagain, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post This vid seems to show
the projector automatically mapping to the shape of your room, then the whole system doing augmented reality stuff (the edges of the bookshelves pulsating in time to explosions etc) it's all software design really.

Current expensive projectors can be set up manually to map to geometry, and old 3-gun CRT ones could do automatic self alignment and convergence by the time they became obsolete. But this whole automatically-mapping-to-the-shape-of-your-room and it's contents does not seem to be quite available yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3D mapping is what the Kinect does.
If you took a couple of scans with it (pointing it in all directions) you could quickly build a 360 model of the room. The XBOX can then use that data to correctly distort the projected image, assuming it knows where the projector is.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post This looks amazing...
Doesn't matter if the projection around the screen is low-res, it's all about getting you immersed in the game. I want this now.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was ready to call this a stupid idea
as I've a friend with one of those tellys that illuminates the wall behind with coloured light and it's just an annoying distraction.

This seems like it could be awesome. One of the main problems with games like Gran Turismo is that you've effectively got tunnel vision. Any form of peripheral vision in that game would be a massive advantage.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post some of the effects work, the snowflakes, sparks and so forth
but a lot of the explosions, wall and track drawing looks incredibly distracting and migraine inducing
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why not get
a bigger screen and sit a bit closer?

'Tis nice and stuff, but I reckon the real future lies in big fuck off 8k screens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4k...
...it's apparently the limit of human perception.

I'm struggling to see what this actually is. 3d? Projector? Bad acid?
 (Megamoss, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't wait for Excel on this

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd pivot table the shit out of some datasets.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post MULTIPLAYER VLOOKUP
COMING 2014
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Already people are working on how to use this for pornography

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post but he's still just looking at the action on the screen
why would we want the periphery all over the furniture?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Peripheral vision is remarkably good at giving you your position
Which in something like a shooter or racing game would be really useful. Actually where I see it being most useful would be in something like the new Elite.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as you don't have t run around the room like those demented Wii folk..oh, wait..shit.
Patent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the need for a TV
When you can project the image onto a wall?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 6:59, , Reply)

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