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This is a link post Tristan's back!
After this gem I posted in October, another epic video from the sexually confused (and confusing) Tristan Mirchard.

It bears repeating that this is NOT a spoof. Features half-naked boy writhing on a rug (and later a pool table) and a teddy bear riding on his organ.
(I helped save b3ta! alexturgid has no sig, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing about that description that makes me want to press play...

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
........with extra 'euuugh' on top.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Drops pants*
*They slowly ooze to the floor*
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post No no no no no no no NO NO NO!!!!
Oh god, I couldnt make it past the minute mark. Jesus. Why? WHY? WHY!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er...?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurray!
The Romo revival starts here - tell the Melody Maker!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazingly considering how embarrassing that is
it's not as embarrassing as the first vid. Bloody sell-out.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really? I would argue that this is far more embarrassing.
I'm not going to argue though- I've no intention of watching either again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it just that guy who does those parody songs in an ironic bad way? Similar voice
I can't remember his name.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Jesus, halfway through that I realised my window was open and my neighbours could hear what I was listening to. I now have to move.

*puts on No Bra to appear more manly*:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvf0l7Og6I0
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Dwarves rock out!!
Extra points for dwarven thrusting!!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thorin sits down
and starts singing about gold.
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Yeah loving this!

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is great!

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is really well made!

(Roxon, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Game Fails 2011 NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRYUx8RsAKg

Slightly annoying commentary and NSFW for swears. A collection of amusing glitches and rubbish game play. I want a helicopter tiger!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post "slightly" annoying commentary..
I lasted 5 seconds 'till I had to mute the sound. Some rather amusing glitches in there though :)
 (Roxon, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The last one was very good :)

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post jeremy the annoying horse

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I check these every month if I remember,
there are some really hilarious bugs in games these days.
The December 2012 edition is out
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
these are all really good
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was a good month.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that
A few seemed pretty pedestrian
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post What was so 'wacky' about the one with the Halo Warthog stuck on the rail?
I see crap drivers like that in games all the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah they're best when it's the game that failed,
the ones where the players fail are often lost on me, not being a gamer myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen an old lady drive down the "On" ramp the wrong way, then round a roundabout the wrong way avoiding an accident head-on by inches
so seeing her play Halo isn't all that exciting.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen an old lady try to turn round a mobility scooter
in the reception area where I used to work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better than a call centre

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know why
an old lady would be trying to turn round a mobility scooter in a call centre.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post she took a wrong turn a while back

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post these game fail videos do nothing for me
not even an internet laugh (loud exhale). Am I the only one?
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope
...but then I dont really play computer games
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Live Action Toy Story
someone made the whole film
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I wonder if Disney will take it down still
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
that's pretty impressive
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post impressive but having used the original soundtrack including the songs then I reckon it'll be gone soon

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently Pixar love it
and have given it their blessing...

Fair play to 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus.
Now that's a labour of love.
Now's the chance for Disney to prove that they have an ounce of good in them.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha
good? hahahahahahahahah.... disney?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking forward to seeing this reuploaded on Vimeo later

(User #86772, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
wow, the new SSS and caustics really bring the movie to life. what renderer did they uee?
 (bruxia, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Bit of Bowie for the afternoon I made this!
It is a Pea but I'm bored. The sound is really good though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Escape velocity for Earth orbit is 7 tons!
Now I know
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I educate as I entertain.
It's a gift.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a link post New Adam Buxton stuff :)

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not new.
That's old.

But still good.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post o right thought it was new with low views and no glass cock

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bit that says
"Uploaded on 23 Jun 2008" is a bit of a giveaway! ;) Still brilliantly funny though.
 (godspants, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still worth a post :)

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite. Quite. Quite. Quite.
And that ^
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Well, this story amused me.
Hey, we've all been there right?

Right?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
Except mines was with a wheelie bin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the mailbox was asking for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it was dressed rather provocatively.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.


Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Maps of something called 'Star Wars'
Some nice work
 (spunkyD, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am your daddy.
Lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is wicked cool

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post NERD

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any maps for Episode I?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post /photocopies own turd

(spunkyD, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Jimmy Saville themed Hen Party?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a link post The dangers of eating too much chocolate I made this!

(MarmedukePrott, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post How come I couldn't look away?

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno?
I managed to stop watching after about a minute quite easily.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where are the two girls?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Goddess Extraction NSFW
oglaf must be well known here, but I think this week's one is proper-lol-worthy

(vocab bears too - click me)
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love a bit of Oglaf
cheers for that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Muhammad Ali surprises children in school
Just lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post He tried to come up with a witty retort, but this bungling fool sore Ali and ended up...
...lost for WORDS.

I love Ali, i was really upset at the opening of the Olympics, his nurse was forcing him to hold the flag and he wasn't having any of it, he was really gone, very upsetting.

"sore"? Yeah, sorry about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post i agree with you there bready
ali should not have been made to do that even if he wanted to. it was an eye opener for a lot of my friends who saw it, to realize that man was once a world champion. unless he did that for the publicity to gain more funding reasearch into his condition.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It was the fact that his nurse was so forceful and was trying to keep up appearances, she was nervously smiling whilst man-handling him to keep up appearances. I worried he's being denied his dignity when i saw it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is a physical rather than a mental condition
so I assume he was more incapable than gone.

Shitty disease, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That may be so, he was rough-housed by his nurse though, it wasn't nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quick google suggests it can often lead to dementia.
Which if he has that then, yes, he shouldn't have been there as it would probably cause stress.

Can't remember how his nurse handled him tbh.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect he knew what he was getting into
and that beforehand, he might have asked his nurse to make sure he held
it up, even if he was struggling/not cooperating. I mean, I doubt it's
just some bird they got from a random hospital who dragged him out of
his home.

Shouldn't have done it either way.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What Mrs. Frog said

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs?
Well it is the weekend I suppose..
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gonna wait for someone to past Savile's face and voice onto this.
Paedo-lols.
EDIT: Otherwise, it's absolutely excellent. We need more characters in sport like Ali. Less characters like Joey Barton.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The preview pic does suggest
that the surprise is of the rapey variety.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the stripping that convinced me

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I would have
taken the last one home too.

Wait did I type that aloud?
/Jimmy
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Breaking News!
Clock broken in Brighton.

Girda Sumray, 80, said: “I don’t really look at it to be honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're all stuck in the past if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
Locals...will be feeling well and truly ticked off.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a miracle that i found the time to reply to this post.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you expecting a big hand?

(I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting Jeremy Beadle :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post When the big hand touches the little hand....
Jerimmy Savile
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post With video!
Oooohhh!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually
This is what happens in Brighton every time Julie Burchill writes an opinion column
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a link post that bit from "The Supergrass" where Robbie Coltrane walks along the sea wall
set to Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Two Tribes". Caught said tune on some BBC4 tv show last night, and immediately thought of this, my favourite Comic Strip movie.
(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love that
The French Lieutenants Fat Man
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's mental
and Two Tribes is still a great record. Apparently it was a force 9 gale that day and the safety boats refused to launch. Robbie said he did it anyway because there were girls watching :)
 (Leemondus, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Philip Glass - Conclusion from Satyagraha.
I know you all love him and are also hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely
for once i am not hungover.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lightweight
Although mine is fading now.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice
I like the bit around 4:30. Reminds me of George Winston a tad.
This is a nice one.. Summer Lullaby www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JrtfPecC4
 (Sherbs, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love coogan

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was watching a bit of The Day Today yesterday and caught a rather good Steve Coogan doing Spartacus Mills.
I would like to have seen more of that rather than Tony Ferrino.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pr8xnNi7OM
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brill
Alan Partridge audio cassettes were most needed whilst once working in a spooky all night garage.
 (Sherbs, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you know...
Where as we got the 6 (?) part series on BBC, The Trip was released as a movie in America.

www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_trip_2011/
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats interesting
I wonder if trimming it down makes an improvement? The series seemed like the same episode over and over
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post My friend made me watch an episode of this, i thought it was really shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a horrible friend! =(

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i stopped paying him to be my friend shortly after.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope you got a refund

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just enough to pay for another one, the new one beats me up and robs my dinner money though, he's not a good friend :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to change your agency.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy in there threatened to beat me up if i did, i don't want to risk it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo.
This series slipped me by. I'll have to check it out. Ta muchly :)
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Idea Swap
Type in an idea and swap it for instant results. You will become 12% richer from doing this.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Flying Shoes'
Thanks for that idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Create a website where multiple users work collectively on virtual quilts"
Brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'a pill that reacts with alcohol sobering a person up quickly'
you mean a bit like this stuff:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acetylcysteine

apparently pretty cheap, would vastly increase the rate of alcohol breakdown in the body and yet no ones heard of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the one Doctors / nurses take before going on the piss?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post not sure
they give it for paracetamol overdose to stop the liver from getting damaged, it's occurs naturally but it's like a nice supplement of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it works like that
It mops up the metabolites of alcohol (so reduces hangover symptoms) but I don't think it speeds up the metabolism itself.

So you will get just as drunk, for the same time, but with less headache in the morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed, and the best reason to take it would be the lack of hangover!
it don't think it will speed up the metabolic rate, but given that you'll have plenty supply of it, you'll be able to break down the booze at a normal rate for much longer than someone who'd not taken it, so you'll probably sober up faster.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Write a letter to your friend explaining how much you would like to see them in a purple bikini"

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Invisible clothes
Win?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'take a shower and be more productive'
it's like it knows me or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got two in a row.
"Have a shower", followed by "Go to the gym".

Time to get on with the day I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Walk around naked'
OK, that's today sorted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Danger Wank.
"make a journal filled only with drawings of your thoughts feelings dreams"

Ok.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Be proud of this technological terror you have created and avoid being force choked"

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "A website where narcoleptics can talk about their prob"

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a link post How not to light a BBQ. NSFW
Slight swears
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly how much more on fire were they trying to get that?
It looked like it was already doing fine to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Idiots

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute fucking retards

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Divs.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucktards

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit at 40s where one guy kicks a flaming charcoal bag....
towards the flammable liquid.

So close to a Darwin award.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prime candidates for the Darwin Awards!

(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's quite astonishing
how they fail to get anything right in this. With the number of them there, you would expect at least one of them to have a grain of common sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was dissapointed by the lack of reaction
to water on the chemical fire.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I's astounding
how anyone would think that pouring flammable stuff onto a naked flame could ever be something fun or crazy. He just stood the pouring. I'm gald no one was hurt, but part of me wishes the whole thing blew his face off just because it's just so bloody stupid.
Some people's stupidity makes me angry.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post this^

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a link post 50 Pence - We Sound The Same I made this!
A Spoof song by the world famous 50 Pence, not to be confused with 50 Cents!
(ministryofpuppets, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ace!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Baby piglet plays with Bassett Hound
Hog roast next Christmas ?
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Baby piglet"?
Isnt that like saying "infant child"?
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
You don't have any infant childs around?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why wait until christmas?
You could get a couple of sausages out of it already.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking pigs - got fined yesterday.
ACAB
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have absolutely no doubt that you deserved it.
APAP
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post this^
what were you fined for Pissy?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not having correct documents, speeding and failing to stop.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post They didn't find the eight year old in the boot then?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you didn't stop how did they catch you?
(sorry... i know i only crack myself up)
that sucks though, hopefully the fine isn't too bad. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOLs
$10 'treat' sorted it out.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Bribery win!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post $10 'treat'? You sucked them off?
Filthy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no. I was hoping you'd be shat on then raped to death in prison. Then shat on again.
:((((
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pigs are smarter than dogs
Cook the Basset hound
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 10:36, , Reply)

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