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This is a link post Tribesmen in the Amazon react to images of our world.
Turn on closed captioning

Not a funny vid, sorry.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only
we were as wise as these sages.

I wish I lived in a mud hut with no sanitation eking out a subsistence existence for as long as my immune system let me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post So do I

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I expect
you'd have just as much difficulty adjusting to their way of life as they would have adjusting to ours, bearing in mind we're the same species and therefore have the same levels of intelligence, cognitive abilities etc...
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly the same level of education though.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh i dunno
being force fed hallucinogenic plants and having the end of your knob violently removed could prove to be quite instructional to some
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be so harsh on yourself mate

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 10 Dec 2016, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too late
you'd fuck them all off with your constant internet browsing, and shit aim with a bow.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, you want to live in Swindon then?

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post fail to see the point

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it shows that whoever you are, wherever you come from and however you choose to live,
you can still be a small-minded twat who is dismissive of any culture or opinion that is not your own!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the other trailer for planet of the apes
The one above this one :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post *gulity LOL*

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, heavily scripted noble savages, bless them.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should have shown them 2 girls 1 cup.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!!!
yeah on a 60" flat screen in 3D. "Consequences would never be the same"
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I was in a new romantic band,
I'd steal that image.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look at how they dress, eat and behave
Show them a poundland and they'll soon change their tune
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep - and destroy themselves and their life supporting environment in the process
think it thru
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is the infant mortality rate, maternal childbirth death rate and average life expectancy
in this utopian 'life supporting environment'?
Think it through.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post dependant on the environment as implied in my initial premise
they have thought it through and continue to study it. it is what they choose to do with that evidence that bothers me. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitehall_Study
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a tribe of middle aged British civil servants?
Wow. The DfID really has gone off grid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yawn

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You used to be funnier. Or more funny. One of the two.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting around that they say that things have been getting warmer and warmer
which they now blame on man "disturbing the moon", but it seems another brick of evidence for global warming from people who are probably a bit more sensitive to these things, not having pokemon go to distract their attention
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post good job science doesn't work like this

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's not a funny video...
...but some of the 'WTF??!!!' facial expressions are quite amusing!
 (ed-z, Mon 12 Dec 2016, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Shotgun Guitar

(ohidunno, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post @Dave Reilly?
bollocks, wrong site...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post U wot m8?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 10 Dec 2016, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brings a tear to my eyes.
Beautiful.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Behind The Curtains - Episode Two I made this!
Here's episode 2 of out daft little web-sitcom. Hope you like it!
(SeldomDiffer, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit with the narrowing eyes :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I've read that story from BOFH.
Just tried searching the Register for it; got stuck for an hour reading old posts!
www.theregister.co.uk/data_centre/bofh/
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"An annotated digest of the top “Hacker” “News” posts: n-gate.com"
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't spell implementation
I don't want their code
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Apple store in SF raided in 15 seconds
No one gives a damn
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why would they?
It's all insured and Apple stores are populated with arts students with all the physical presence of a feather duster.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The staff take the right attitude.
The items aren't worth dying for. Not because they are insured, but because iPhones are shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apple would possibly fire retail staff who confront the thiefs,
on the basis that company policy requires that you do not put yourself or your colleagues in danger.

The loss of a few thousand dollars of stolen electronic goods is preferable to the loss of a few hundred thousand dollars in lawsuits from injured employees.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"The items aren't worth dying for."

Global warming suggests they might be!
 (chompedhomas, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyway
The cost price of those things must be about $3.99 thanks to Foxconn.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should poppy a security guard in there. Might make people think twice.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poppies are a celebration of war, murder and colonialism.
These things are contrary to Apple's values.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post stores in SF usually have bag check + security
not apple

??/
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, seems weird. With all that hi-tech gadgetry out in the open.
Maybe as long as the product is getting in the hands of the users, crooks or otherwise they don't really care.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Each and every one of those devices probably have location tracking on.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post until you turn it off
about 1 minute after they left the store
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post And can be enabled by apple remotely

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post if the thieves have any clue
it wont be
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well you could keep it in a foil lined box to block the signal I suppose.
Would make using or selling it a bit tricky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
...and can be disabled remotely.
 (Wilton Mitrowserz, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just use it in a microwave.
SIMPLE.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post same store twice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_tYNRqNxFI

All devices can be disabled remotely, they're useless as soon as they're out the store
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what about the stolen ones?

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how Owen believes Brexit and Trump won because they had better slogans.
It doesn't even occur to him that the reason why Corbyns performance in the polls is so shite is that the majority of the population disagrees with his stance on a number of issues. "We just need to get our message across"... or, your message is so far off the pulse you might as well be feeling for it in your arse.

The level of denial is astounding.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ed Miliband is the best prime minister we never had.
You are a stupid racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely my anti-Jones stance means I'm a homophobe too?
I wish they'd bring him back on to QT so we can watch him try and out-left himself again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the first use of the word Trumpism I've encountered.
Utterly ridiculous. The idea that that moron has a coherent or consistent set of policies or views on anything is the stupidest thing I've heard since the 23rd of September 1992.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post MY anti-Jones stance is because I met him.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do tell...
Do you run a youth club or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was a year below me at university.
People would accidentally find themselves engaged in heavy political debates in the college bar, when they'd only gone down there to get a few cheap drinks in before the proper party started.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, apart from being a massive buzz-kill... what put you off him?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol...
Being the asocial shut-in type, I only ever spoke to him once briefly, and I genuinely cannot remember the content of that discussion. All I remember is not particularly enjoying it. Most of my group of friends had similar experiences, even though most of them have broadly similar political leanings to him.

That having been said, I did enjoy it a few years ago when he wound up a bunch of Fox News pundits, causing one crazy american bitch to suggest he "go back to school to study history" (he has a Masters in History from Oxford, where he specialised in U.S. history). I don't much like the guy, or his politics, but I'd have liked to see him directly take on the entire staff at Fox News, simply because he has more I.Q. points in his ringpiece than they have put together.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very elaborate #humblebrag

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post A little bit, yeah.
;P
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well... I suppose sperm must have a rudimentary IQ of some level...

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wish I could've voted for him at the time
unfortunately, the mansion tax would've left me having to sell my house to pay it.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post No if he's not in favour of brexit he should continue to fight against it.
Like Ken Clarke who should be primemister.
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Misheard lyrics of national anthems
Oh, Vatican
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post was the british anthen
sung in german? they sounded german.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was Leichtenstein
They use our melody?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaah okay
thieving cunts! I'm writing a letter to the Queen to complain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave it be.
If you kick up a fuss the yanks might start paying attention to "My Country, 'tis of Thee".
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guardian to the rescue~!
www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-6784,00.html
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Brian Cox tries to explain waves to an idiot.
An old clip but I wanted to post something since apparently it's my birthday :-).
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of this
of course Feynman, being a genius, doesn't get upset and instead shows how pointless the question itself is, by elegantly expressing the fundamental truth of the matter

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO0r930Sn_8


.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please remove those Ss

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post got it

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
I can't copy and paste on this shite phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post #nopoors

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shitty magnets

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but seriously, WHAT ARE THEY??

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful
the first time i watched this i thought he was prevaricating to avoid having to answer the question but his answer was so much richer than that
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comparing the two videos, Feynman makes the D-Ream keyboard player look like an intellectual minnow
I've got a lot of respect for Brian Cox, but I'm going to force my kids to watch Feynman once they're old enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah a lil' bit!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post my opinion is similar:
Comparing the two videos, Feynman makes the D-Ream keyboard player look like a cunt
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cox can do a amazing job of explaining things, too.
The first half of 'Why does e equal mc squared?' is easily the best popular science I have ever read. Cox breaks down relativity to it's basics in an amazingly concise way over just a hundred or so pages. I think he has an amazing skill for explaining things.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Odd to get someone so technically brilliant with those communication skills
Pisses all over Dawkins who I suppose fills this 'public scientist' role these days.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch the whole of that series (if you haven't already)
And anything else you can find too.

If anyone ever brings out the art vs science debate, just show them this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbFM3rn4ldo
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyDndEzmAZE
response from the artist friend that he mentions
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i agree, he's very watchable and has a hint of jazz to his voice :)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post trying to think of equivalent towering figures in public life these days
We've got no-one.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a i
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Today, I shall be mostly saying:
"I want to know what a ripple in space time would mean to this sandwich"
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post he must have a tough time in cabs
"you're that brainbox off the telly arent you..."
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CUNTING CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candle wanker!!!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candle Day!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy candles! Some of the comments though...
"The producer is asking BRILLIANT questions - questions which have Cox floundering. This is the state of bullshit mathematical physics today. It's time the maths physicists got back to REAL physics instead of scribbling on the blackboard with chalk. Clearly they've learned nothing from Ptolemy vs Copernicus!"

"Oh Einstein tried to write a paper on this. The effects of gravity travel at the speed of light. It failed publication.
For gravity to be a "wave" it needs to have a velocity. Velocity is distance over time. Forgetting the fact gravity IS time.
The strength of time dilation at low levels is near nothing."
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy B3taday!!
I will dedicate the poo I'm about to do to you!
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post you spoil me sir.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post what happens in the space time
THE SPACE TIME
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post what happens in the space time
STAYS in the space time
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the whole transverse vs compressive waves issue
If you try to think of it as analogous to waves on an ocean you'll never understand it.

Also: Caaaaandles!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting for the guy he was talking to
to say something like "but what about the fact they make all our laws?" "SOVEREIGNTY!"
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Geezers Pub Quiz NSFW I made this!
It's quiz time for all you well clever geezers and chavvy boys!

This is a sketch a mate and I recorded a few years back and my first attempt at animation.
Hope you like it!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did like it.
I am surprised it didn't get more recognition.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers bruv

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is cracking
Fair play on the animation, that's a great first go.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
It was a bit of a ball ache. I don't think I'll do another one anytime soon! haha
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a documentary, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post More of a documentary
than a sketch. Me likey.
 (TSLunch, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, love it

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Creative people have proved that broken display is not a problem
Anyone who has ever dropped the phone, knows how a good day goes wrong when you see your display covered with cobweb of cracks.
 (columbusfavorit, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no one left here to peddle your spam to, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 10 Dec 2016, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or when you've seen three reboots

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm i'm not sure there's anything in that trailer that makes it look anything other than generic

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has spiderman always been a whiny little bitch?
I don't watch superhero movies for teenage angst.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much.
The comics were always much worse for this.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't Robert Downey Jr say he wanted out of Marvel films at one point?
I mean he looks more and more bored with it with each film. Are the studio holding his family hostage or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They drove a dump truck full of money to his house.
He's only human.
 (gijoel, Sun 11 Dec 2016, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Thank goodness they didn't elect crooked Hillary
Keep a check on all of Donnies achievements in one convenient place
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 6:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post difficult to see how this will help, his opponents need to get inside the brains of thick racists
It's the new problem of our age
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Guy gets burglary of his own home on camera, adds appropriate soundtrack.
Despite preview pic, nobody gets hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 3:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now hang on a gosh darn minute.......
Somthin' very wrong here.....

Black man + hand gun + burglary + cops = Dead burglar Shirley


FAKE
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 9 Dec 2016, 4:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, disappointing...
... that innocent, unarmed black men get killed by the five-oh all the time, but this waste of skin is still stealing other people's oxygen.
 (SonofRojBlake, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Give it a month and you'll all be singing this.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 3:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine the horror of having a "Social Media Dad"
Who made you pretend all his ideas were yours
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 4:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I had friends like these back in the time
So I could Attila the Hun at their gimmicks, trickeries and sing-songs
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs this over death metal
instant BABYMETAL
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a link post There is probably a very bad joke or two in this news story
But I am not sure what they would be. (Happened a few miles from my house, fortunately I was not driving that route today.)
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 1:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why was the chicken across the road?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 3:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like your mum will be going without her dinner tonight

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Photoshop toy joke goes horribly wrong
(at least in the eyes of some very dim people.)
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're links iz not rite

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fixed
sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh! Thank goodness for the Fake News Busters!
Without them I'd have fallen for that, hook, line and sinker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's frankly not good enough
See me in study tomorrow. You know what to expect.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Like it..
*Edit
The picture doesn't seem to be there now
 (Sherbs, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post featuring junior Al Murray bar man.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 3:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a non-story without the actual image.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
the barkids face
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strange!
The article did have the shopped image when I posted it - guess some editor decided to change it after public reaction.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post And even Snopes now has a blurred face version
Like anybody is going to ID the kids in the picture...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Just hanging around the childrens section with his camera in one hand and the other hand deep down his front pocket. Nothing suspicious:


 (chompedhomas, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I lost IQ points
reading that
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post My parser is broken.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
Likewise
 (Sherbs, Sat 10 Dec 2016, 6:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You set 'em up, and I'll knock 'em back
It's a great idea. The kids could re-enact that scene from "The Shining"
 (Cossack, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Chicken Connoisseur
Ep.6: Chick King (Tottenham) - "..more hench than peng.."
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4.5 out of 5

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is a hench and the peng?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fat and fit
I think/
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hench is defined as something 'possessing volume', i.e. big, large. Mass may or may not come into it. A good example for hench is a bodybuilder, a prison wall or in this case a burger which was larger than expected, compared to other chicken shop burgers for a similar price.

Peng is defined as 'aesthetically pleasing', but not only confined to humans and anthropomorphism. For example, a nice looking girl/guy can be peng. A car of certain prestige can be peng. However, peng can be used outwith the aesthetics and just be used to describe things and events which were better than expected. High quality drugs can be peng (i.e. giving the user more than the expected / desired effect) or a concert can be peng (Jedward, for example). In this case the burger was not peng, so it is assumed it lacked the flavour you would expect from a chicken shop burger. To make the burger peng, one would have expected the addition of seasoning & spices and perhaps a higher grade chicken to be used.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hit you fat man
chat bare hella shit get slaped up cuz is this some joke ting bare man trying piss me off now
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post My weed dealer keeps telling me his gear is peng.
I've been wondering what the actual fuck he's been talking about for ages.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grown in Penge
innit.
 (m.auron, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well if he says it's peng
Den it probably big tings, bloooooood
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he from St Paul's or Westminster?
Itz da LDN ting innit tho fam.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3.56/5

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 1:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Loving the whole series
 (becomingbatman, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha,
cool kid
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post i stopped watching when he said "Can I get...."

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you .... etc. ?
A brazen skirt peeper.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Pedro

(emptyspace, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Si, verdad.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wallmart... Prices so low you have to get on your knees to see em.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Old school method

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, the basics. Even pre-dates the 'really shiny shoe method'

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Men have become the tools of their tools.
Henry David Thoreau
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The music in this...
is absolutely perfect. It sounds like mild peril, clumsy euro trash hijinks and absolute shame all in one.
 (WiggZ, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post this would have been fitting...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vMUvCYTtmM
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post was just thinking how annoying it was
but I guess you're right actually
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Text book

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a link post A right shoe.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it's part of the alt-Right, whatever that is!
Burn them!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was the result of being separated from their partner, Left.
Traumatic, I'm sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a bad deal if you only have one leg.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely a niche market.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not in Syria.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA_rxemmR48&feature=youtu.be

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It makes me sad to see a serial killer reduced to selling his souvenirs...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 3:19, , Reply)

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