So Nick Clegg says that the rich should pay more in tax temporarily to help fight the 'economic war'
What's your opinion.

The top ranking tory came back with "if the politics of envy made a country rich then Britain would be a very rich counrty because there's a lot of the politics of envy"

We are a very rich country, by every fucking measure you spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:42, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, morning.
I can't stand it when people post 'ning' along with all those other knobbish made-up words, particularly the portmanteau ones. I don't like 'quender', I don't like any of them. You hate at least some of them too: which is worst?

Alt: Who (apart from family/friends - don't be a fucking woofter) is your favourite person in the world at the moment?

Altalt: who's the worst? Clue: it really isn't Bono, you know. He's a flid but a hugely inconsequential one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:21, 203 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

b3ta - In Memoriam (Well not b3ta, b3tans, well, yeah)
Okay, I'm a rare poster on these shores but considering this was all spurred by a /board post about a /QOTWer, here we go:

Following www.b3ta.com/board/10836337
(Summary: Legendary /QOTW member disasterprone's sister was on b3ta asking for help to find his posts and stuff, we realise all we have is just links and quotes but no particular home for them)

I've just set this up (literally 5 minutes ago):
www.b3takit.co.uk/inmemoriam/

Work in progress and all that, but a post for disasterprone will be up within 24hrs.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:56, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well I'll start it then you mongies
And it had better be good or you'll be sorry.

No questions. If you want questions find a quiz night. Ask yourself your own questions.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:50, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've just booked an appointment to get my hair cut
in an actual style and everything.

What 'exciting' and new things have you done recently?

alt: fuck it, it's an evening thread, no one reads the question anyway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:46, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

god it's slower than a tard in treacle on here today
my younger cousin assumes he can just have my spare room for free. what lie can i tell to disabuse him of this?

alt: what time is home time? do you work to fixed hours, or are you at your desk til it's done??

altalt: what's for supper?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:45, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Q: What did the man* ring the police about seeing at a distance in a swimming pool in St Osyth this weekend?
A: A Lino

*the man was also a dyslexic
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:29, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's me!!!!!!!!!!
Hello!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:18, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Its me!!!!
I'm not dead. Tell me how much you missed me, and how wonderful I am.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:35, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So thickies.
uk.news.yahoo.com/cannabis-found-lower-iq-young-190515637.html

Have drugs made you denser? Or more astute and creative? Alcohol probably is worse for brain density.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:06, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright?
Alright.

Back at work fo' real now, but strangely OK about it. I've had 12 hours sleep for the second night in a row which probably helps. It's amazing how tiring drinking a whole bottle of rum can be.

It's a funny old world innit? Particularly in Afghanistan. That 'beheading* 17 people because they went to a mixed-gender dance party' shit is well LOL. Strictly men-only dance parties on pain of death for those fellows. They should get their asses ** down to 'G-A-Y'. They'd love it.

Alt: plans for the week?

*a subject I am no stranger to
** this is super-LOL because asses also means donkeys which 'they' all ride 'over there'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:19, 241 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just bought TWO ovens.
One of these bad boys: www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/belling-fsdf60do-dual-fuel-cooker-stainless-steel-05003239-pdt.html
But as I can't install it until end of october, and I want to be able to bake food before then, I got a little 9ltr one.

You alright?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 19:25, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What brand of shit ticket do you buy?
Alt: Good weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 15:52, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm turning back into a hoarder
I should have cleared out my home office in the last week. There's paperwork in there that I know I'll never need agin, old computers that aren't worth using even as door stops, a buggered CRT etc etc but I can't bring myself to chuck them all out. I've already bitten the bullet and sorted the garage but can't get round to the office.
Any tips/sugestions (other than DYAAKY) gratefully accepted.
Are you a packrat? Do you still have the remote controls for your last-but-three TV?

Alt: What's the worst hangover you've ever got away with in the office without anyone noticing?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 8:32, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Christ it's dead on here the night.
Is everybody away for the bank holiday or something?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 23:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha yeh so remember the 90s

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 20:03, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HEY GUESS WHAT NAKED APE
PUDDING IS THE SAME AS CUSTARD YOU TWAT
BAHAHA
AND ALSO, fuck you
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 4:42, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, for fuck's sake.
I'm drunk and bored. There's got to be SOMEONE around.

What have you all been up to today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 20:58, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread failed a bit.
How about we put a bit more effort into this one? Show the boche what we can really do, eh what?

I had a massive cream tea this morning. Triangular sarnies. Two scones (pronounced "scones"). Carrot cake. Apple and something worthy-sounding cake. A pint of assam. Leftover chocolate milkshake - death to America. Half a pint of darjeeling. I'm still proper sloshing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:47, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bank holiday saturday
Pissing down with rain, there's been a dog barking 2 doors away since sunrise and my internet connection's decidedly wobbly.
Other than you lucky bastards going to Chickenstock, what are you doing on this most British of institutions, the wet bank holiday weekend?

Alt: Wraps. Good food idea or trendy fad?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 8:33, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Films that put the willies up you.
"Fourth Kind" and the Paranormal Activites films did it for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)

oh
hey
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:30, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WOO HOO, YEAHHHHH!!!!!!
It's only a FUCKEN NEW THREAD!!!!!!!

How fucking cool is that? Tell us about something else that's well smart.

Alt: Tell me about a lol that happened on here in the past two weeks, if indeed there was one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:03, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good here, innit?
Anybody alive?
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:13, 196 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That was shit
Bank holiday weekend plans? It looks like it will piss it down, shame really, but i'm in the South of France so don't give a shit.

alt: what country would you like to live in?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:29, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Last night there was a terrible accident in my flat.
I thought I should let you know why I won't be myself for a while.

My housemate turned to stone in the kitchen.
He looked directly at my juicer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:08, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

One of my American FB friends
has posted a picture of a hand on a gun with the text
---------------------
We can't Bring Back the Dead.

We can protect the living.

Teach your friends to shoot.
-------------------------
Surely the lesson to take from "we can't bring back the dead" is that Plan A should not be SHOOTING PEOPLE.

Or is that just my wishy-washy socialist leanings coming out?

Alt: I rarely read the news. What's going on out there?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:36, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It would appear that Rory and Shed have both been stepped. AGAIN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:35, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh for heavens sake people
Last dressdown friday an email reminder was sent round reiterating that the dressdown policy excluded shorts and sandals for men. Cue the guy who'd come in sandals and shorts having to spend the rest of the day knowing everyone was smirking at him.

When did you last embarass yourself? How about having an official announcement made about you, whether or not it mentioned you by name?

Alt: How would you best serve as a warning to others?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:20, 57 replies, latest was 12 years ago)