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Sorry for..
... the shoddyness... just popped into me heed just about sums it all up
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Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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haha
A*
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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haha
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mugatu ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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yes!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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Ridiculous!
And hello honey, *mwah*.
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in vino veritas ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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dunno what you are talkinga bout! ;)
hellooooooooo!
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mugatu ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:29,
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Ninja :)
hello! *huggles to bits*
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in vino veritas ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:30,
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cor! :)
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mugatu ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:35,
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Block letters now.
What happened to the beautiful cursive? And the ability to spell?
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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hehehe!
do you mind if i add this
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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It was a fine example of gorilla marketing
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fuscous ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:28,
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hahaha!
YES! /ac
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McBadger COW ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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oh dear
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new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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Haha.
So true . . sort of.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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to be fair, it's not Branson that's been an idiot
it's the marketing people
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:28,
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Yes
but we don't know what they look like
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north5 ? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:30,
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Good point
well made. I wonder if anyone got sacked? *frets*
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in vino veritas ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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Let's hope so!
:)
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:33,
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Wonder
if that someone was a b3tan who got it horribly wrong.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:34,
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If they did it's because they plastered their company name
all over a site which regularly features bum-raping rolf harrises and cheap jokes about serial killers. disgusting I say.
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north5 ? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:35,
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Yes, I did.
Oh, sAcked. Sorry, I thought you said sucked... /autocomplete
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:47,
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"Fair"?
This is b3ta, m'boy, we don't do "fair" ;¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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If someone at our place
said, "I've got a great idea, let's have a load of internet-types piss about with our brand", the answer he received would be short, possibly rude and would involve the collection of their P45 on the way out. So yep, I agree with you.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:32,
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.
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MAP ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:30,
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Hahahahaha ^this^
take it all bitch boy!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:36,
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YES!
I caught some of the entries just before they disappeared. What did they expect?
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Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor) ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:45,
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just because..
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plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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you got that right
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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pfffft!
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McBadger COW ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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Haha
he peed himself he did.
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Alfinch With wisdom comes owls ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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green wee?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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Dehydrated....
Or maybe artichokes for breakfast?
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plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:35,
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If you are going to piss yourself
the least you can do is shower - and not FUCKING WELL STAND INFRONT OF ME IN THE SUPERMARKET.
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 14:05,
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I heard someone isn't feeling very well...
but it inspired me to draw this: get better soon :)
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22,
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erm
thanks!
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22,
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Its Thor sonofodin
But if you're not feeling well, this pic is totally for you of course ;)
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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haha i know
i'm ok but ta :)
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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you are bloody good at drawing, miss
and no mistake
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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love it...
but his arm/hand is spack or he has no thumb :-p xx
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likeajackhammer ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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the thumb is gripping the elbow
look again
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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aaaaahhhh
i c!
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likeajackhammer ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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although I don't have a beard
the rest of me is pretty close
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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haha
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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FUZZY BUNS!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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go on touch them
*pouts*
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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Mmmm
this is LIFE!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:29,
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alright sweet cheeks how're you?
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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actually, I quite well, now that you mention it
just got back from a four week holiday, and still not working until Monday yays!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:33,
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*removes work underpance*
*puts on jealousy underpance*
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:34,
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sorry about that
did I mention my intended diving trip to Aruba in January?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:46,
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that is the besterest thinger ever.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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Me?
I could do with a bit of cheering :/ (Though to be fair, a real lully has been giving a great effort towards that goal!)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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*HUG*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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Aww, thankies :)
Do we have board stats back btw?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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yes
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:50,
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awwwwwwwwww
it can be you too *huggles*
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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*Luffs*
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Fluffy elephants ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:33,
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Fluffy buttocks?
Are you *sure*?
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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Does look a bit camp
but hey artistic license and all that ;) *nudges JJ*
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:28,
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*nuzzles other side*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:30,
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thats very lovely indeed!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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very nice indeed.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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Ace Drawage.
I do like that winged helmet.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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that's ACE young lady!
ACE i tells yah! *mwah*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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that is most fantastic!
however, he has a ladies' bum :)
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Mr. Johnson ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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very nice..
move the hammer forward a bit.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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Lovely and bearded
I wish I was at home so I could colour him in. I'll do it this evening if I remember...
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in vino veritas ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:28,
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Is Freebs not well?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:29,
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whoops
I'd better do one for him too... but his username isn't so easy to draw! Plus I was already sketching a viking character :)
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:34,
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Phwoar!
That is most good!
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Curis ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:39,
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Wow
You're getting better and better aren't you m'lassie? Although I can't quite tell if it's an effeminate bloke or a beardly advantaged lady :) More I say!
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Weetobix ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:47,
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:)
/edit I hope the next compo is Branson-related
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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Excellent!
have a *click*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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Ning
How are we sir?
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22,
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OMG ROFFLE!
i've actually been doing some work today so i've missed this! take it they didn't like the anti virgin sentiment?!
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likeajackhammer ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22,
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Arf!
:¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22,
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Guahahahaha!
I think we're all more excited now than we were before.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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YES!
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McBadger COW ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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I hate to point out the glaringly obvious, but shouldn't at least one of those lazy twats have researched the site? who the hell did found and suggested it?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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hahaha didn't see this before I made my pic above (honest!)
woo!
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mugatu ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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Great minds, etc.
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:33,
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NULLO!
give that nasty stink the finger.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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thanks!
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:20,
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nasal
sexy
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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Nullo!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22,
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nulloolo
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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Quick'n'manky...
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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Pffft.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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I am quite confident the Private Eye
or a tabloid would take up this story. Adn it is publicity for the book in a way too. I SAY: PRESS RELEASE!
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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hmm
when they report that there were holly and jessica pics etc it might not reflect so well on us
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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what holy and jessica pics?
and also, it reflects worse on virgin for trusting us
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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Hahaha.
Trust us; we're b3tans. c==3
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Dooley ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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They'd have to prove it first.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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True, but what will happen?
People will boycott us? I never saw that post mind you. But I think people could get really pissed if they had to imagine the post.... hmmmm
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:20,
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Some random minister
who has never seen the site will get involved in the row, there's be a Sun or Daily Mail campaign against b3ta and off the back of, Rob can sell LOADS of copies of the sick joke book! 5) profit.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:28,
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this^^
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McBadger COW ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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can i join your PSF club?
he spoke to me once does that make me special?
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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Spoke!
*faints*
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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I've had a minimum of two speakings to him
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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*bows*
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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haha, alright sir, how're you?
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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aye, ok ta!
and your fine self?
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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operating fairly smoothly
sat in work drawing a building, FUN TIMES!
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:20,
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what are you, an autistic?
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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no I'm a Civil Engineer
essentially the same thing. /stares into space
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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shall we leave this now
unless anyone's got anything good?
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new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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it'll be picked up and carried until somebody dies
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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You
can leave anytime you want.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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noob fuck off
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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give us a kiss
and come back in 2 years
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new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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Haha
I love the thought that some junior ad executive thought this up, thinking of cheap viral advertising. Then his boss came back from holiday. "Carruthers! Into my office, NOW!"
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in vino veritas ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:20,
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Have my bloody entry anyway...
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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hahahaha
What am I!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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hahahaha
what am i? A CUNT
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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that in itself should have won outright :-)
inspired as always
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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Tis a good post anyhoo
compo or not woo
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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Hahahaha!
Cracking.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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haha
i like your posts i also like the fact that there is often one posted while i am on my lunch break and on here
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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Going for
going for GOLD! *thumbs up* :)
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in vino veritas ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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That's numberwang!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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hehe
Mitchell and Webb...
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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haha
you can always be relied on
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new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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Haha genius
You're playing ketchup
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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The heat is on
The time is right It's time for you For you to Play your game People are coming (pfft) Everyone's trying Trying to be-ee the best that they can When you're going for Going for GOLD!
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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hahaha!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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hahaha
that's grand!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
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pfft!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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Hahahahahaha
That's brilliant :D
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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clicks
^^this
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b3tan senseless is slowly getting older ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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Haha
super stuff Archie! :)
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in vino veritas ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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hahahaha
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diablo290582 Professional.....something. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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heheh
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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hahaahha
compo it.. oh, wait
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McBadger COW ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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Pfft
:¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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...
click and a woo and a yay!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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Hahahaha!
Yes.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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*clicks*
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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Stick it to The Man!
Woo!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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Wonderful
top stuff woo yay Mr The great
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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Arf!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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I can't help but feel that this would be appropriate
on the front page. :)
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Muns ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:20,
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^This
fp it now!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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Pfft!
I think we should still eagerly bombard their e-mails with these anyway.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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pfft
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Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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I for one think that Virgin have behaved
impeccably and honestly throughout these events, and that the owner of b3ta and all members of the site have taken advantage of the overly generous offer of some loose change and an XBox. It's your own fault for mocking the honest and impeachable reputation of a loan shark well respected financial institution and their heroic figurehead of fun leader Sir. Mr. Branson, MP OBE. For God's sake, leave off the man. He invented Branson's pickle, and where would you sad cases be without it?
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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*clicks*
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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wooo !
yesh we have a WINNARRR !!
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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hahahahahahahahaha !
..
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:32,
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Just a quick and dirty....
So that's the way that one went... What's the brief for the icon challenge den? I knwo they have to be small... at that's it.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07,
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haha
*roasts* EDIT: now 100% more topical you set me up for this.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:08,
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HAHAHAHA.
That is tres magnifique.
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Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10,
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it's still on the popular page, i believe.
if you want to go click it and try get me my first FP
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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this is brilliant.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11,
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needs and orgasm at the end
and Berts bar need to fill in spasmic loads! NEEEDS THIS!
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11,
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i hate you by the way
I WANT TO BE KING OF THE STATS PAGE!!!!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13,
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howzat?
*checks for evidence*
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13,
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is stats page back up?
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13,
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b3ta.com/board_stats
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
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ahh
I am just depressed at the moment and fucking about here too much. I think I am going to bow out for my b3taday.
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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noooooooo!!!
i love you really! why are you depressed?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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It is hard to disassociate the symptoms from he reasons nowadays.
Ho hum. *holds legs**gets put in pokéball*
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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aww
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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yes
its at www.b3ta.com/somethingorother Hurrah - I'm still not in the top table. I MUST HAVE A LIFE!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
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yup
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diablo290582 Professional.....something. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
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ah super I made it on but not onto the list, do they still have the most posters
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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sadly not
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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this is a shame
actually it's probably a good thing
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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splendid
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techierob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13,
archived )
*glees*
"Humpality" is indeed all of teh sexeh.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13,
archived )
HAHAHAHA
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11,
archived )
on a positive note
*contemplates entering in the mini-icon challenge, now that Im not going to win some scratch from the bearded toothy twat*
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
archived )
*sniggers*
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:59,
archived )
RACIST!
(
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05,
archived )
Niggards
.
(
Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23,
archived )
*black persons*
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31,
archived )
i can't believe they deleted the competition!
i've got three almost identical zammos, 5 very similar danny wallaces and one of someone getting fucked up the arse to post! or conversely, i could go back to trying to make this cunting javascript work
(
new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:01,
archived )
post em anyway!
ALSO - WE NEED A NEW COMPO. SUGGESTIONS?
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02,
archived )
i say we rerun
dogs with amusing noses
(
new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:08,
archived )
thids^
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:09,
archived )
what did you call me?
(
new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10,
archived )
th'lid
like c'thulhu but with shorter tentacles
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11,
archived )
a what?
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13,
archived )
i've god a cold
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
archived )
"Inappropriate Corporate Sponsorhips"
Oh, hang on - didn't we do one of those?
(
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:08,
archived )
or 101 things a virgin shouldn't do
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
archived )
Redo last weeks Celebrity Deaths
but make it Branson Deaths instead. (actually, probably not a great idea)
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
archived )
i'm working on a mr creosote
which i can't believe no-one else did (other than the branson/creosote hybrid
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03,
archived )
Deleted?
Christ. I'd have kept it going and only let Virgin see the REALLY offensive ones. Viral THIS, yah bastids! <talentless void/>
(
SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05,
archived )
I was gonna do that!!!!!
*has no hummus now* *sulks* why has the comp been deleted?
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03,
archived )
tell you what
why not, not waste your time and make a funny picture. maybe something with the chuckle brothers in. that's always a winner.
(
new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05,
archived )
Darth is funny,
well, the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! is. *goes to find chuckle bros source pics*
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:09,
archived )
remember, this isn't Fark dear
(
new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10,
archived )
Fark?
Me not now of fark!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:12,
archived )
if you're just going to churn out
50 darth vaders, it's the place to be
(
new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
archived )
anyone know what the flashing lights and buttons on his chest are, btw?
does it light up red when he's shit his dacks and need his darkside stool repository emptying
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07,
archived )
it's a primitive version of 'simon says'
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:09,
archived )
Its a packet of stresils - everyone knows that!
Unless its one of those fart machines for boring deathstar meetings...
(
Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10,
archived )
One button says "DARK SIDE"
The other says "LIGHT SIDE" Would have made for a shorter film though.
(
north5 ? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10,
archived )
But he already turned
to the dark side before he got the suit.
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
archived )
The dark side
is all about personal choice.
(
north5 ? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
archived )
That is actually a bloody good post
(
gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
archived )
..
(
beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
archived )
he's on a roll
(
GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57,
archived )
TASTY ROLL
(
gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57,
archived )
sausage roll
the fatty
(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58,
archived )
He's on FUCKING FIRE!
*yay*
(
Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58,
archived )
move of
teh abovel
(
Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58,
archived )
Are you sorry....
... for holding the compo on B3ta? YES!
(
Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00,
archived )
and one of my entries
(
beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05,
archived )
.
(
MAP ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05,
archived )
just look at my shiney new board sig
(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07,
archived )
Ahahahahahahaha!
Allow me to inject the sound effect of a head rolling. (injects)
(
Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25,
archived )
They should've known it couldn't last
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
archived )
It's her big day...
Doesn't she look radiant?
(
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54,
archived )
she looks praise-able
(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55,
archived )
it's the bride...
...of CTHULHU! woo yay!
(
Mr. Johnson ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55,
archived )
Woo!
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
archived )
I found the vicar.
woo
(
Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57,
archived )
aw, he's nervous, bless 'im.
(
- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58,
archived )
zoidberg?
woo
(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58,
archived )
that's no fin
that's a tenticle. tentacle tentickle wiggley thinger.
(
whatsinaname ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:08,
archived )
lovely
:)
(
- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57,
archived )
oooo
Davey Jones's daughter is getting married in the morning....
(
Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02,
archived )
Aye,
she looks pure braw in thon dress.
(
The Duke of Prunes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06,
archived )
Have it
(
moogster ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52,
archived )
OH LAWD
(
GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
archived )
Oh Lard?
(
moogster ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55,
archived )
MONG!
(
starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54,
archived )
no, that's alright
keep it
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:59,
archived )
I'm still playing...
(
beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51,
archived )
Hehehe
(
DogHorse plop ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52,
archived )
hahaha
I think we should continue the game and play til the end of the week and then e-mail virgin with our winners
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52,
archived )
deffo jeffo
(
GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
archived )
the most offensive but still funny wins
or actually just the most offensive
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54,
archived )
most offensive
make it into a birthday card and send it to him on his b'day
(
Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55,
archived )
hahahahaha
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00,
archived )
hohoho
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03,
archived )
This idea
I like
(
Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
archived )
I still want the XBOCS
(
gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02,
archived )
hahaha,
funny/true :¬) *maxed out*
(
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
archived )
oh yes, just because virgin have realised the game is up
is no reason to stop playing :)
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
archived )
excuse me for misisng
but what was the compo that I know has now been removed?
(
Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
archived )
Virgin Money
asked us to make up new ideas for their stolen 'say yes' advertising campaign for free. On the whole, people took the piss out of the debt-selling coporate whores. check the popular page for a screenshot of the original compo and some of the entries.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58,
archived )
someone should set up a "the lost challenge" website
where all the challenge posts can be resubmitted.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
archived )
set up
a blogspot
(
Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah* ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:01,
archived )
Topical.
that tiny red spoldge is meant to say virgin but compression eff'd it up
(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48,
archived )
yes
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49,
archived )
Humpality for Virgin!
Woo!
(
Christian Bale of Hay in a field ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49,
archived )
Excellent
woos!
(
Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50,
archived )
mmmmmm comic sans
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50,
archived )
you love it.
(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52,
archived )
i'm learning to
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54,
archived )
this is by far
the greatest series featuring anthropomorphic bell-ends that I've ever seen. woo&yay
(
techierob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
archived )
virgin on the ridiculous
* Yep, they pulled the challenge * Yep, they were told before they opened it exactly how it would play out * Yep, they asked us to delete it * Yep, I think think the whole thing is funny
(
rob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:44,
archived )
pfffft!
Any particular reason?
(
Christian Bale of Hay in a field ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45,
archived )
(
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
er
(
Christian Bale of Hay in a field ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47,
archived )
this may help
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48,
archived )
Aha.
o i c now.
(
Christian Bale of Hay in a field ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50,
archived )
Poor ol' Branson .... pfft
(
awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 9:12,
archived )
Poor?!
my bum
(
silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:37,
archived )
Hahahahaha....
They might have to some work now... So saying YES to everything doesn't always turn out for the best Oh, the irony!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45,
archived )
they're no longer Virgins!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54,
archived )
*ahem*
(
imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57,
archived )
hehehe
mind you - the slapperness, seems to have all come at once with a gang-rape from b3ta!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00,
archived )
Yes!
Yes! Ooooh yes.
(
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45,
archived )
b3ta.com/board/6463461 haha can you post some of their emails?
(
GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45,
archived )
i don't have any
all phone calls - and I had a lot of them last night / this morning
(
rob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
pfft
along the lines of..?
(
GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47,
archived )
then they're obviously stupid fucktards
(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47,
archived )
^This
please please please please please tell us what they said and, preferably, whose compo entry offended them the most.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
^This, a lot^
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47,
archived )
^this too
(
Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48,
archived )
^And This!^
(
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49,
archived )
I look forward to reading this on the blog~~~
THIS
(
gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50,
archived )
^more of this^
*awaits*
(
Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51,
archived )
holly & jessica was mentioned
and Richard Branson pissing in my face
(
rob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48,
archived )
Hahahahaha!
We should have a whip round and buy an Xbox for those two.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48,
archived )
this ^^
(
imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:59,
archived )
haha
excellent i loved the compo so much i now have a virgin phone, drink virgin cola, and have had my anal hymen surgically restored
(
GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49,
archived )
Haaaaaaaahahaha
Your reply made me nearly wee wee
(
Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50,
archived )
BEST POST EVAH!!!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50,
archived )
ha ha ha ha
!
(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51,
archived )
Hahaha
you DID tell them this is b3ta, right?
(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51,
archived )
I think they figured that we'd rather have prizes than take cheap shots
(
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
archived )
They were wrong
(
OldWhit ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58,
archived )
they top prize was an xbox360!
i'm not one to jump through hoops for something i don't necessarily want.
(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00,
archived )
Besides, the chance to piss in the face of a multi-national company doesn't come by every day
And that my friends, is priceless.
(
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02,
archived )
too right.
i could buy a 360. but to offend a big company like that so much they delete any trace of the compo warms the cockles of my heart.
(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:04,
archived )
Plus now they have something in common
with Stalin, which a fluffy brand to be associated with
(
OldWhit ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07,
archived )
What? I just wanted to post in this thread some.
(
0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:51,
archived )
*Signs up to Mastercard*
(
OldWhit ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05,
archived )
i am
(
new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03,
archived )
*places hoop over open manhole*
*waves packet of polo mints at new matt*
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:12,
archived )
*plummets*
(
new_matt ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
archived )
We should have really gone ahead and posted 200 pictures of cocks
(
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
archived )
There were pics of branson.
surely that's good enough...
(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
archived )
Repost these now!!!
;)
(
Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54,
archived )
edit: got them both
(
Curis ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58,
archived )
ha ha ha
'king genius... I wished they'd used that
(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02,
archived )
HAHAHAHA
Thats superb! *EDIT* The Branson P!ss picture that is.
(
Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03,
archived )
Yay!
Ta. My god they must be dim ... i mean those are fairly tame really .....
(
Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
archived )
Aaaw,
the second picture is a redex
(
Fork Has lost his bash virginity! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 15:18,
archived )
HAHAHA
fucking brilliant, didn't they realise what they were going to get for goodness sake? I'm still laughing and coughing simultaneously while eating an egg sandwich.
(
Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58,
archived )
di you get to keep the money?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
Huzzah!
Did you get to keep the loot?
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
no idea if they are going to pay up
they morally should, but sadly that's not how it always works. but I live in hope.
(
rob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47,
archived )
well it's been a laugh at least
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48,
archived )
Should've taken payment in advance
from one of their Virgin Money credit cards.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49,
archived )
threaten to
reopen the compo and bundle them in "Virgin's bumper book of ads"
(
radja ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49,
archived )
ideas have occured
but I think that's called blackmail or extortion or something
(
rob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52,
archived )
it's not blackmail or extortion
if you don't ask for any money.. it's funny
(
OldWhit ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:59,
archived )
^This^
.
(
MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
archived )
"Corporate-Ethics"
My favourite oxy-moron
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52,
archived )
I had the top entry
after the Danny Wallace one when it closed, Does that mean I win?!
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11,
archived )
I'm guessing
they threatened to send you some lawyers :)
(
NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 14:04,
archived )
Hahaha
silly corporate types
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
as if we didn't know they were cocks before
(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
They'd better pay up
and not steal any of the ideas.
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
Ha ha
a perfect end to it all
(
fuscous ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
Bwaaahahahahahaha!!!one!!eleventy!!!forty three!!!
They got everything they asked for.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
Tip top
(
DogHorse plop ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47,
archived )
Hahahaha!
Good grief. Stuck up anal retentives.
(
wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48,
archived )
Shirley,
we can't let this insult pass without exacting a slow torturous revenge.
(
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48,
archived )
i imagine there is going to be fair few Branson images
you crazy kids
(
rob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51,
archived )
CELEBRITY DEATH?
Heh Heh
(
Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
archived )
GREAT IDEA
reopen last weeks compo~
(
gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07,
archived )
I predict
plenty more Virgin Money posts for a while. Life gets more exciting when your boss returns to the office and finds out what your latest stupid marketing idea was.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52,
archived )
HA!
WE WIN TEH INTERNETS!
(
gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49,
archived )
Hahaha ^THIS^
B3ta vs. Virgin
(
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51,
archived )
WE WIN!
(
gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
archived )
OF
course!
(
giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:44,
archived )
haha those silly bees
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49,
archived )
THOSE BASTARDS!
All I get to do at work all day is lurk and laugh at the compo's now the MAN has denied me even that small pleasure! bollocks.
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50,
archived )
Yay
*raises fist in a che Guevaro fashion*
(
Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50,
archived )
that is so lame of them
so which corporate can we mock next?
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50,
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Delicious!
Sod the money, you've just officially entered folklore - priceless old sausage.
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ccc ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51,
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did anyone take a grab of the challenge?
I don't have it :( btw: can you phone me? I want to talk to you about maybe you helping out on a work project I'm doing (much less controversial than this one)
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rob ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
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how can you NOT have it?
You didn't..... REALLY delete it? Did you? Edit: Are you going to get naked for you 20k post?
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55,
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What, the front page thing?
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
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Search: "Virgin"?
Will phone you this afternoon folklore type hero.
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ccc ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
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but i don't have your number!
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56,
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virgin might actually need to do some WORK now!
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53,
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hahaha
I didn't get it anyway
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00,
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that's the interenet
they say they are virgins, but what they really are is whores.
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:01,
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Hahaha!
I can imagine it now: Virgin: "Hello, we'd like to sponsor a challenge, so we can get some great ideas for a new campaign - a bit of viral marketing, that sort of thing." Rob: "You realise it will be a tirade of abuse, against Virgin as a company, and Sir Richard as an individual don't you? With badly drawn cocks, bad taste humour, and very possibly penguins raping the Soham murder victims?" Virgin: "Haha! Yeah, whatever. You crazy internets! Let's ROCK!" Rob: "Erm, OK, if you insist". Ten minutes later... Virgin: "Holy Mother of God, have you seen this?" *auto dials lawyers*
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:01,
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Call me cynical but
doesn't pulling the challenge get them more publicity than tolerating it? Perhaps this was their plan all along...
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Curis ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:04,
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Haha
Christ I've been laughing for over 20 minutes my face hurts :)
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06,
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^^^
sounds about right
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b3tan senseless is slowly getting older ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06,
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Exactly so
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07,
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hahaha
this has had me in stitches for ages now
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:02,
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Hahahahaha!
Virgin: "Haha! Yeah, whatever. You crazy internets! Let's ROCK!" That made me spit coffee on my colleague sitting opposite. He didn't understand.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:21,
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This for front page!!
Why no I like this link??
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weekendsession ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 18:16,
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Excellent
B3ta's jump the shark moment has been averted.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03,
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Hahahaha
This is the best gag of all hahahahaha
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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:04,
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This is the funniest post on b3ta ever
I'm literally pissing and shitting myself here.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06,
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litterally?
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alistair ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:11,
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Has anyone e-mailed The Register
they'll publish this story for sure?
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OldWhit ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11,
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^this!^
/relurks for another eternity
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Red wine and cheese. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13,
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Do this!
Do it now!
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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*done*
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 19:27,
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and they did
Ayn't that sweet Virgin pulls web challenge [www.theregister.co.uk]
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3ric content? content? well, can't complain ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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why don't you post a picture noobie
aces, though. Top hole.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13,
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I hope they'll compensate you for your time
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14,
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Extending that,
They should compensate us for our time in making this challenge so, erm, distinctive...
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 17:14,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why am I not surprised?
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McBadger COW ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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Hahaha!
Fantasmic stuff!
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Fluffy elephants ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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must... resist....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! all the thread nazi-ism I've ever witnessed comes boiling out of me... Where's your original picture to justify a new thread? Huh? huh?(yes I know its your board and you can cry if you want to, but still)
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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So that's:
* Gutless * Witless * Humourless What a bunch of ankles*. [*I'm trying to crowbar this into popular usage; an ankle is lower than a cunt.]
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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I'll help.
I've just called my boss an ankle. Don't quite think he understood your meaning - wanna explain it to him?
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alkland ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:34,
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sure
give me his number
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:37,
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ankle cant be used as an insult
ankle is someone who is totally awesome. someone who can beat the internets. coz u see. ankle is the end of the leg. LEG END. ahem
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djboo ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:36,
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How much did you get for pulling the image challenge??
I think that we should still be allowed to post - freedom of speech (while it still exists).
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jmaxi returned again on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:15,
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I was wondering how they could stick 99.98% of our posts on a billboard
Stupid beared twunt lmao, this has made my week :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:50,
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This is
the best day ever.
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somegreybloke ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 18:55,
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Absolutely fantastic...
I will be laughing about this for hours I'm sure... Makes me proud to be a b3tan :-)
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 19:23,
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After seeing this post on the Inquiererererer
HELLO MUM!!! *waves*I'll have chips not peas tonight ta!
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:56,
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*waves at H's mum too*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59,
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and now on El Reg
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:25,
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cor!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:43,
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has no geek here noticed
that el reg live on b3ta??? they make a news story of most anything on here with a keyboard attached.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07,
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does that mean
that this thread and anyone in it will become famous as an interweb phenomenon ? ...quick, to wikipedia everyone!
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0li should be in bed ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:24,
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heheh brilliant
i miss my celebrity deaths
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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus ,
Sat 28 Oct 2006, 18:32,
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And now...
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fractalpat John - Stop that laughing! ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:32,
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I just want to say
'Fucksocks' as we seem to be in the news.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57,
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Us...
in the news...at this hour...ding dong.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:16,
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Just for the benefit of any non b3tans reading this
i regularly like to rape children and worship satan, often after sniffing a bag of glue during songs of praise (it's the only way I can get a hard on any more)
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:58,
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Who doesn't?
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:07,
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you horrible people!
leave some for the rest of us, damn it!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:19,
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Is Songs of Praise still on the telly?
In my experience most congregations find the chidrens' scream put them off the hymns.
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Ijon Tichy ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:19,
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Maybe this is all part of Virgin's cunning plan
but I bet the publicity sells more b3ta Sick Joke books than Virgin products.
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe! ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37,
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I don't want to give them the benefit of publicising this
unless they make good with the prizes.
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45,
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Also on Five Live at lunchtime...
...where they were made to sound incredibly foolish, and said they might still let b3ta have the swag. Top hole!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:07,
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Branson
OK, so a company called Virgin issue a challenge to B3ta (which, lets face it, is a site obssessed with "naughty" jokes, cocks, goatse and kittens), and then is surprised at the kind of response that they get?
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Ok, I'll get me coat ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:56,
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B3TA should be proud
This is great. Maybe you should do this again. I hear that Murdoch's sniffing around the anarchic internet area. Let's make sure every multi-national conglomerate owning megalomaniac treats B3TA with kid gloves. Then when you get offered fifty squillion squillion pounds for your *brand* you can become multi-national conglomerate owning megalomaniacs yourselves.
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kevon45uk ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:51,
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Oooh - this thread is in all teh news!
I just had to join it.
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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 18:25,
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me too
*waves*
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feek ferk fook foom ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 18:53,
archived )
me three
*hides again*
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silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:38,
archived )
*polite applause*
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100% of Gibbon ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:38,
archived )
Very late reply:
Death by Crudely Drawn Cock.
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Dooley ,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:50,
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ha!
mine is later.
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si-mong ,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:08,
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Curis ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:39,
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hahaha! what the hell?!
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Mr. Johnson ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:40,
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haha!
edit: was it a sharkticon? i have a rubbish memory.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:41,
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Gnaw? No.
Megatron.
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Curis ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47,
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no, i mean the owner of the fin ^
i know megatron was down there either de-activated or mental, or summat.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55,
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It was one of the Seacons
Jawbreaker/Overbite if memory serves - he had one name in the UK and another in the US /Transformers geek
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06,
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Geek!
edit: You're damned right. He was called Jawbreaker in Europe.
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Curis ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10,
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ah, right. cheers.
that probably would have bugged me for the rest of the day. :)
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11,
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...it wasn't really Megatron either
It was a clone of Megatron with Lord Straxus's mind that thought he was Megatron, and he later comitted suicide. /Taking the Transformers geek thing too far
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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pffft
that has made me smile like a madman but i think i may have missed something
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:41,
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woo to that!
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:41,
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I like this
not least for the idea of a mr branson whale
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:42,
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There's a whale in the custard?
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:43,
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I just heard John Peel's dead...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:44,
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where in hell did you get the source for that?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48,
archived )
Transformers UK #160
A veritable classic. edit: not 80 as earlier stated :P
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Curis ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49,
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Jesus!
I actually remember reading that comic!! Top Work as well!
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Sheepattack! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48,
archived )
This is great
I think I'd stopped reading them before this one, but it was a lonnnnng time ago. Edit: Issue 80? I think I did read this one after all!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49,
archived )
Absolute genius
hat off to you sir!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:08,
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:(
not only closed but deleted now! :(
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:33,
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is that the official word?
also: fluffeh! yeh!
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:34,
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Pffft!
Perhaps Branson popped into the office to see what his marketing team were up to this week.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:34,
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Hahahahaha....
Hopefully he'll fire all their lazy arses.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:35,
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So
which one of us won the Xbox?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:38,
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Rob
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:38,
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Front page link just goes to the old compos....
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:35,
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a few gremlins in the system there..
ghosts in the machine! perhaps a metaphor for..
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:35,
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hats?
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:41,
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Hahah
excellent EDIT: Did they say "No" then? How ironic.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:35,
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Woo.
It's even disappeared from the FP now. Truly chased out of town.
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Curis ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:35,
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have i missed something
what's all this about 'norty entrees'?
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:36,
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It's a bit like dead-horsing.
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Curis ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:37,
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We poked fun at Virgin
and made some fairly slanderous suggestions. Now they are a little upset
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:39,
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how do you know that they are upset?
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:40,
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Wishful thinking
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:42,
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Maybe Danny wallace's lawyers have been in touch...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:42,
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That was all back in - like - May.
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Curis ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:44,
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No, I meant with B3ta....
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46,
archived )
Well the compo has vanished
so - naturally, being b3tans - we are leaping to wild conclusions
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45,
archived )
Is it like saucy appetisers?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:39,
archived )
Eh?
Have the lawyers been in touch? EDIT: Do we still get the prizes :¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:36,
archived )
Haha!
Dang, just as I'd finished this: Now it _definitely_ wasn't worth the effort. Meh.
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north5 ? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:36,
archived )
Hahaha!
I find this amusing.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:38,
archived )
nice
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:41,
archived )
Ah crap, I just finished one
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fuscous ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:37,
archived )
lovely
such a shame about the speeling mistook...
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 14:17,
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they don't regret it do they!?
hahaha *gigguls*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:37,
archived )
I bet they just use that tatoo one
and person who made it won't get an xbox
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:39,
archived )
Actually they wanted good things to happen when you say yes
Their slogan is "things get exciting when you say yes" ... but all our entries were "you said yes and now you got bumraped lolz0r" Or something along those lines.
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north5 ? ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:42,
archived )
haha
Brilliant
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52,
archived )
best post ever
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 21:42,
archived )
OMG
They closed it? Hahaha they obviously didn't realise what b3tans are like!!!
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Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:42,
archived )
Apparently Rob tried to warn them.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:44,
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i hope rob doesn't get paid and goes without snorting coke from the arses of virgins for a week
(pun intended)
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45,
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