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# Sorry for..
... the shoddyness... just popped into me heed


just about sums it all up
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# haha
A*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Ridiculous!
And hello honey, *mwah*.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# dunno what you are talkinga bout! ;)
hellooooooooo!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Ninja :)
hello! *huggles to bits*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# cor! :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Block letters now.
What happened to the beautiful cursive? And the ability to spell?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# hehehe!
do you mind if i add this
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# It was a fine example of gorilla marketing
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha!
YES!

/ac
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# oh dear
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Haha.
So true . . sort of.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# to be fair, it's not Branson that's been an idiot
it's the marketing people
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Yes
but we don't know what they look like
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Good point
well made.

I wonder if anyone got sacked?

*frets*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Let's hope so!
:)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Wonder
if that someone was a b3tan who got it horribly wrong.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# If they did it's because they plastered their company name
all over a site which regularly features bum-raping rolf harrises and cheap jokes about serial killers.

disgusting I say.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Yes, I did.
Oh, sAcked. Sorry, I thought you said sucked...



/autocomplete
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# "Fair"?
This is b3ta, m'boy, we don't do "fair" ;¬)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# If someone at our place
said, "I've got a great idea, let's have a load of internet-types piss about with our brand", the answer he received would be short, possibly rude and would involve the collection of their P45 on the way out.
So yep, I agree with you.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# .
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha ^this^
take it all bitch boy!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# YES!
I caught some of the entries just before they disappeared.

What did they expect?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# just because..
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# you got that right
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Haha
he peed himself he did.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# green wee?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Dehydrated....
Or maybe artichokes for breakfast?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# If you are going to piss yourself
the least you can do is shower - and not FUCKING WELL STAND INFRONT OF ME IN THE SUPERMARKET.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I heard someone isn't feeling very well...
but it inspired me to draw this:


get better soon :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# erm
thanks!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Its Thor sonofodin
But if you're not feeling well, this pic is totally for you of course ;)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# haha i know
i'm ok but ta :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# you are bloody good at drawing, miss
and no mistake
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# love it...
but his arm/hand is spack or he has no thumb :-p
xx
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# the thumb is gripping the elbow
look again
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# aaaaahhhh
i c!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# although I don't have a beard
the rest of me is pretty close
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# FUZZY BUNS!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# go on touch them
*pouts*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Mmmm
this is LIFE!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# alright sweet cheeks how're you?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# actually, I quite well, now that you mention it
just got back from a four week holiday, and still not working until Monday

yays!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *removes work underpance*
*puts on jealousy underpance*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# sorry about that
did I mention my intended diving trip to Aruba in January?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# that is the besterest thinger ever.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Me?
I could do with a bit of cheering :/

(Though to be fair, a real lully has been giving a great effort towards that goal!)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# *HUG*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Aww, thankies :)
Do we have board stats back btw?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
it can be you too *huggles*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# *Luffs*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Fluffy buttocks?
Are you *sure*?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Does look a bit camp
but hey artistic license and all that ;)
*nudges JJ*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
#

*nuzzles other side*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# thats very lovely indeed!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# very nice indeed.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Ace Drawage.
I do like that winged helmet.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# that's ACE young lady!

ACE i tells yah! *mwah*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# that is most fantastic!
however, he has a ladies' bum :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# very nice..
move the hammer forward a bit.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Lovely and bearded
I wish I was at home so I could colour him in. I'll do it this evening if I remember...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Is Freebs not well?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# whoops
I'd better do one for him too... but his username isn't so easy to draw!

Plus I was already sketching a viking character :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Phwoar!
That is most good!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Wow
You're getting better and better aren't you m'lassie?

Although I can't quite tell if it's an effeminate bloke or a beardly advantaged lady :)

More I say!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# :)

/edit I hope the next compo is Branson-related
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Excellent!
have a *click*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Ning
How are we sir?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# OMG ROFFLE!
i've actually been doing some work today so i've missed this!

take it they didn't like the anti virgin sentiment?!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Arf!
:¬)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Guahahahaha!
I think we're all more excited now than we were before.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
#
I hate to point out the glaringly obvious, but shouldn't at least one of those lazy twats have researched the site?
who the hell did found and suggested it?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha didn't see this before I made my pic above (honest!)
woo!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Great minds, etc.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# NULLO!

give that nasty stink the finger.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# thanks!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# nasal
sexy
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Nullo!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# nulloolo
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Quick'n'manky...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I am quite confident the Private Eye
or a tabloid would take up this story. Adn it is publicity for the book in a way too.

I SAY: PRESS RELEASE!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# hmm
when they report that there were holly and jessica pics etc it might not reflect so well on us
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# what holy and jessica pics?
and also, it reflects worse on virgin for trusting us
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Hahaha.
Trust us; we're b3tans.

c==3
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# They'd have to prove it first.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# True, but what will happen?
People will boycott us?

I never saw that post mind you. But I think people could get really pissed if they had to imagine the post.... hmmmm
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Some random minister
who has never seen the site will get involved in the row, there's be a Sun or Daily Mail campaign against b3ta and off the back of, Rob can sell LOADS of copies of the sick joke book!

5) profit.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# this^^
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# can i join your PSF club?
he spoke to me once

does that make me special?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Spoke!
*faints*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I've had a minimum of two speakings to him
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# *bows*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# haha, alright sir, how're you?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# aye, ok ta!
and your fine self?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# operating fairly smoothly
sat in work drawing a building, FUN TIMES!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# what are you, an autistic?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# no I'm a Civil Engineer
essentially the same thing.

/stares into space
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# shall we leave this now
unless anyone's got anything good?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# it'll be picked up and carried until somebody dies
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# You
can leave anytime you want.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# noob fuck off
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# give us a kiss
and come back in 2 years
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Haha
I love the thought that some junior ad executive thought this up, thinking of cheap viral advertising.

Then his boss came back from holiday.

"Carruthers! Into my office, NOW!"
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Have my bloody entry anyway...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha
What am I!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha
what am i?


A CUNT
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# that in itself should have won outright :-)
inspired as always
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Tis a good post anyhoo
compo or not

woo
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Cracking.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# haha
i like your posts

i also like the fact that there is often one posted while i am on my lunch break and on here
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Going for
going for GOLD!

*thumbs up* :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# That's numberwang!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# hehe
Mitchell and Webb...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# haha
you can always be relied on
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Haha genius
You're playing ketchup
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# The heat is on
The time is right
It's time for you
For you to Play your game
People are coming (pfft)
Everyone's trying
Trying to be-ee the best that they can
When you're going for
Going for
GOLD!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha
that's grand!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's brilliant :D
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# clicks
^^this
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
super stuff Archie! :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# heheh
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hahaahha
compo it..

oh, wait
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Pfft
:¬)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# ...
click and a woo and a yay!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Stick it to The Man!
Woo!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Wonderful
top stuff
woo yay Mr The great
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# I can't help but feel that this would be appropriate
on the front page. :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# ^This
fp it now!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Pfft!
I think we should still eagerly bombard their e-mails with these anyway.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I for one think that Virgin have behaved
impeccably and honestly throughout these events, and that the owner of b3ta and all members of the site have taken advantage of the overly generous offer of some loose change and an XBox.
It's your own fault for mocking the honest and impeachable reputation of a loan shark well respected financial institution and their heroic figurehead of fun leader Sir. Mr. Branson, MP OBE.

For God's sake, leave off the man. He invented Branson's pickle, and where would you sad cases be without it?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# wooo !
yesh we have a WINNARRR !!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha !
..
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Just a quick and dirty....


So that's the way that one went...

What's the brief for the icon challenge den?
I knwo they have to be small... at that's it.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# haha
*roasts*
EDIT: now 100% more topical
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
you set me up for this.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA.
That is tres magnifique.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# it's still on the popular page, i believe.
if you want to go click it and try get me my first FP
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# this is brilliant.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# needs and orgasm at the end
and Berts bar need to fill in spasmic loads! NEEEDS THIS!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# i hate you by the way
I WANT TO BE KING OF THE STATS PAGE!!!!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# howzat?
*checks for evidence*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# is stats page back up?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board_stats
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# ahh
I am just depressed at the moment and fucking about here too much.
I think I am going to bow out for my b3taday.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# noooooooo!!!
i love you really!

why are you depressed?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# It is hard to disassociate the symptoms from he reasons nowadays.
Ho hum.

*holds legs*

*gets put in pokéball*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# aww
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# yes
its at www.b3ta.com/somethingorother

Hurrah - I'm still not in the top table. I MUST HAVE A LIFE!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# yup
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# ah super I made it on but not onto the list, do they still have the most posters
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# sadly not
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# this is a shame
actually it's probably a good thing
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# splendid
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *glees*
"Humpality" is indeed all of teh sexeh.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# on a positive note



*contemplates entering in the mini-icon challenge, now that Im not going to win some scratch from the bearded toothy twat*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Niggards
.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *black persons*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# i can't believe they deleted the competition!
i've got three almost identical zammos, 5 very similar danny wallaces and one of someone getting fucked up the arse to post!

or conversely, i could go back to trying to make this cunting javascript work
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# post em anyway!

ALSO - WE NEED A NEW COMPO. SUGGESTIONS?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# i say we rerun
dogs with amusing noses
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)
# thids^
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)
# what did you call me?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# th'lid
like c'thulhu but with shorter tentacles
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# a what?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# i've god a cold
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# "Inappropriate Corporate Sponsorhips"
Oh, hang on - didn't we do one of those?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)
# or 101 things a virgin shouldn't do
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Redo last weeks Celebrity Deaths
but make it Branson Deaths instead.

(actually, probably not a great idea)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# i'm working on a mr creosote
which i can't believe no-one else did (other than the branson/creosote hybrid
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Deleted?
Christ. I'd have kept it going and only let Virgin see the REALLY offensive ones.

Viral THIS, yah bastids!

<talentless void/>
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I was gonna do that!!!!!
*has no hummus now*

*sulks*

why has the comp been deleted?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# tell you what
why not, not waste your time and make a funny picture. maybe something with the chuckle brothers in. that's always a winner.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Darth is funny,
well, the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! is.
*goes to find chuckle bros source pics*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)
# remember, this isn't Fark dear
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Fark?
Me not now of fark!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)
# if you're just going to churn out
50 darth vaders, it's the place to be
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# anyone know what the flashing lights and buttons on his chest are, btw?
does it light up red when he's shit his dacks and need his darkside stool repository emptying
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# it's a primitive version of 'simon says'
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Its a packet of stresils - everyone knows that!
Unless its one of those fart machines for boring deathstar meetings...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# One button says "DARK SIDE"
The other says "LIGHT SIDE"
Would have made for a shorter film though.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# But he already turned
to the dark side before he got the suit.


(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# The dark side
is all about personal choice.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# That is actually a bloody good post
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# he's on a roll
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# TASTY ROLL
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# sausage roll
the fatty
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# He's on FUCKING FIRE!
*yay*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# move of
teh abovel
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Are you sorry....
... for holding the compo on B3ta?


YES!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# and one of my entries
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)
# .
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)
# just look at my shiney new board sig
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha!
Allow me to inject the sound effect of a head rolling.

(injects)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# They should've known it couldn't last
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# It's her big day...
Doesn't she look radiant?

(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# she looks praise-able
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# it's the bride...
...of CTHULHU!

woo yay!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I found the vicar.

woo
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# aw, he's nervous, bless 'im.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# zoidberg?
woo
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# that's no fin
that's a tenticle. tentacle tentickle wiggley thinger.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)
# lovely
:)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# oooo
Davey Jones's daughter is getting married in the morning....
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Aye,
she looks pure braw in thon dress.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Have it


(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# OH LAWD
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Oh Lard?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
#
MONG!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# no, that's alright
keep it
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I'm still playing...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
I think we should continue the game and play til the end of the week and then e-mail virgin with our winners
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# deffo jeffo
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# the most offensive but still funny wins
or actually just the most offensive
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# most offensive
make it into a birthday card and send it to him on his b'day
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# hohoho
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# This idea
I like
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I still want the XBOCS
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha,
funny/true :¬)

*maxed out*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# oh yes, just because virgin have realised the game is up
is no reason to stop playing :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# excuse me for misisng
but what was the compo that I know has now been removed?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Virgin Money
asked us to make up new ideas for their stolen 'say yes' advertising campaign for free.

On the whole, people took the piss out of the debt-selling coporate whores.

check the popular page for a screenshot of the original compo and some of the entries.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# someone should set up a "the lost challenge" website
where all the challenge posts can be resubmitted.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# set up
a blogspot
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Topical.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
that tiny red spoldge is meant to say virgin but compression eff'd it up
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Humpality for Virgin!
Woo!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Excellent
woos!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# mmmmmm comic sans
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# you love it.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# i'm learning to
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# this is by far
the greatest series featuring anthropomorphic bell-ends that I've ever seen. woo&yay
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# virgin on the ridiculous
* Yep, they pulled the challenge
* Yep, they were told before they opened it exactly how it would play out
* Yep, they asked us to delete it
* Yep, I think think the whole thing is funny
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# pfffft!
Any particular reason?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# er
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# this may help
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Aha.
o i c now.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
#
Poor ol' Branson ....

pfft
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Poor?!
my bum
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha....
They might have to some work now...

So saying YES to everything doesn't always turn out for the best

Oh, the irony!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# they're no longer Virgins!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# hehehe
mind you - the slapperness, seems to have all come at once with a gang-rape from b3ta!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Yes!
Yes! Ooooh yes.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/6463461

haha can you post some of their emails?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# i don't have any
all phone calls - and I had a lot of them last night / this morning
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# pfft
along the lines of..?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# then they're obviously stupid fucktards
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# ^This
please please please please please tell us what they said and, preferably, whose compo entry offended them the most.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# ^This, a lot^
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# ^this too
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ^And This!^
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I look forward to reading this on the blog~~~
THIS
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# ^more of this^
*awaits*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# holly & jessica was mentioned
and Richard Branson pissing in my face
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
We should have a whip round and buy an Xbox for those two.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# this ^^
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)
# haha
excellent

i loved the compo so much i now have a virgin phone, drink virgin cola, and have had my anal hymen surgically restored
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahaha
Your reply made me nearly wee wee
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# BEST POST EVAH!!!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
you DID tell them this is b3ta, right?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I think they figured that we'd rather have prizes than take cheap shots
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# They were wrong
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# they top prize was an xbox360!
i'm not one to jump through hoops for something i don't necessarily want.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Besides, the chance to piss in the face of a multi-national company doesn't come by every day
And that my friends, is priceless.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# too right.
i could buy a 360.
but to offend a big company like that so much they delete any trace of the compo warms the cockles of my heart.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Plus now they have something in common
with Stalin, which a fluffy brand to be associated with
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
#





What? I just wanted to post in this thread some.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:51, archived)
# *Signs up to Mastercard*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)
# i am
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# *places hoop over open manhole*
*waves packet of polo mints at new matt*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)
# *plummets*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# We should have really gone ahead and posted 200 pictures of cocks
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# There were pics of branson.
surely that's good enough...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Repost these now!!!
;)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# edit: got them both
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
'king genius... I wished they'd used that
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Thats superb!

*EDIT* The Branson P!ss picture that is.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Yay!
Ta.

My god they must be dim ... i mean those are fairly tame really .....
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Aaaw,
the second picture is a redex
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
fucking brilliant, didn't they realise what they were going to get for goodness sake? I'm still laughing and coughing simultaneously while eating an egg sandwich.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# di you get to keep the money?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Huzzah!
Did you get to keep the loot?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# no idea if they are going to pay up
they morally should, but sadly that's not how it always works.

but I live in hope.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# well it's been a laugh at least
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Should've taken payment in advance
from one of their Virgin Money credit cards.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# threaten to
reopen the compo and bundle them in "Virgin's bumper book of ads"
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# ideas have occured
but I think that's called blackmail or extortion or something
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# it's not blackmail or extortion
if you don't ask for any money.. it's funny
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)
# ^This^
.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# "Corporate-Ethics"
My favourite oxy-moron
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I had the top entry
after the Danny Wallace one when it closed,

Does that mean I win?!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# I'm guessing
they threatened to send you some lawyers :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha
silly corporate types
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# as if we didn't know they were cocks before
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# They'd better pay up
and not steal any of the ideas.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha
a perfect end to it all
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Bwaaahahahahahaha!!!one!!eleventy!!!forty three!!!
They got everything they asked for.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Tip top
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Good grief. Stuck up anal retentives.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Shirley,
we can't let this insult pass without exacting a slow torturous revenge.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# i imagine there is going to be fair few Branson images
you crazy kids
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# CELEBRITY DEATH?
Heh Heh
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# GREAT IDEA
reopen last weeks compo~
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I predict
plenty more Virgin Money posts for a while.


Life gets more exciting when your boss returns to the office and finds out what your latest stupid marketing idea was.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# HA!
WE WIN TEH INTERNETS!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha ^THIS^
B3ta vs. Virgin
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# WE WIN!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# OF
course!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# haha those silly bees
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# THOSE BASTARDS!
All I get to do at work all day is lurk and laugh at the compo's now the MAN has denied me even that small pleasure! bollocks.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Yay
*raises fist in a che Guevaro fashion*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# that is so lame of them
so which corporate can we mock next?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Delicious!
Sod the money, you've just officially entered folklore - priceless old sausage.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# did anyone take a grab of the challenge?
I don't have it :(

btw: can you phone me? I want to talk to you about maybe you helping out on a work project I'm doing (much less controversial than this one)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# how can you NOT have it?
You didn't..... REALLY delete it? Did you?

Edit: Are you going to get naked for you 20k post?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# What, the front page thing?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Search: "Virgin"?
Will phone you this afternoon folklore type hero.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# but i don't have your number!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# virgin might actually need to do some WORK now!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
I didn't get it anyway
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# that's the interenet
they say they are virgins, but what they really are is whores.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can imagine it now:

Virgin: "Hello, we'd like to sponsor a challenge, so we can get some great ideas for a new campaign - a bit of viral marketing, that sort of thing."
Rob: "You realise it will be a tirade of abuse, against Virgin as a company, and Sir Richard as an individual don't you? With badly drawn cocks, bad taste humour, and very possibly penguins raping the Soham murder victims?"
Virgin: "Haha! Yeah, whatever. You crazy internets! Let's ROCK!"
Rob: "Erm, OK, if you insist".

Ten minutes later...

Virgin: "Holy Mother of God, have you seen this?"

*auto dials lawyers*

(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Call me cynical but
doesn't pulling the challenge get them more publicity than tolerating it? Perhaps this was their plan all along...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Haha
Christ I've been laughing for over 20 minutes my face hurts :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# ^^^
sounds about right
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Exactly so
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
this has had me in stitches for ages now
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Virgin: "Haha! Yeah, whatever. You crazy internets! Let's ROCK!"

That made me spit coffee on my colleague sitting opposite. He didn't understand.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# This for front page!!
Why no I like this link??
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Excellent
B3ta's jump the shark moment has been averted.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is the best gag of all
hahahahaha
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# This is the funniest post on b3ta ever
I'm literally pissing and shitting myself here.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# litterally?
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Has anyone e-mailed The Register
they'll publish this story for sure?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# ^this!^
/relurks for another eternity
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Do this!
Do it now!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# *done*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 19:27, archived)
# and they did
Ayn't that sweet

Virgin pulls web challenge [www.theregister.co.uk]
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# why don't you post a picture noobie
aces, though. Top hole.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# I hope they'll compensate you for your time
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Extending that,
They should compensate us for our time in making this challenge so, erm, distinctive...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why am I not surprised?

(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fantasmic stuff!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# must... resist....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
all the thread nazi-ism I've ever witnessed comes boiling out of me...

Where's your original picture to justify a new thread? Huh? huh?

(yes I know its your board and you can cry if you want to, but still)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# So that's:
* Gutless
* Witless
* Humourless

What a bunch of ankles*.

[*I'm trying to crowbar this into popular usage; an ankle is lower than a cunt.]
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I'll help.
I've just called my boss an ankle.

Don't quite think he understood your meaning - wanna explain it to him?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# sure
give me his number
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# ankle cant be used as an insult
ankle is someone who is totally awesome. someone who can beat the internets. coz u see. ankle is the end of the leg. LEG END. ahem
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)
# How much did you get for pulling the image challenge??
I think that we should still be allowed to post - freedom of speech (while it still exists).
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I was wondering how they could stick 99.98% of our posts on a billboard
Stupid beared twunt lmao, this has made my week :D
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# This is
the best day ever.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Absolutely fantastic...
I will be laughing about this for hours I'm sure...

Makes me proud to be a b3tan :-)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
# After seeing this post on the Inquiererererer
HELLO MUM!!!

*waves*

I'll have chips not peas tonight ta!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *waves at H's mum too*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# and now on El Reg
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# cor!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# has no geek here noticed
that el reg live on b3ta??? they make a news story of most anything on here with a keyboard attached.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# does that mean
that this thread and anyone in it will become famous as an interweb phenomenon?
...quick, to wikipedia everyone!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:24, archived)
# heheh brilliant
i miss my celebrity deaths
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 18:32, archived)
# And now...
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I just want to say
'Fucksocks' as we seem to be in the news.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Us...
in the news...at this hour...ding dong.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Just for the benefit of any non b3tans reading this
i regularly like to rape children and worship satan, often after sniffing a bag of glue during songs of praise (it's the only way I can get a hard on any more)
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# you horrible people!
leave some for the rest of us, damn it!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Is Songs of Praise still on the telly?

In my experience most congregations find the chidrens' scream put them off the hymns.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Maybe this is all part of Virgin's cunning plan
but I bet the publicity sells more b3ta Sick Joke books than Virgin products.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I don't want to give them the benefit of publicising this
unless they make good with the prizes.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Also on Five Live at lunchtime...
...where they were made to sound incredibly foolish, and said they might still let b3ta have the swag.

Top hole!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Branson
OK, so a company called Virgin issue a challenge to B3ta (which, lets face it, is a site obssessed with "naughty" jokes, cocks, goatse and kittens), and then is surprised at the kind of response that they get?

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# B3TA should be proud
This is great. Maybe you should do this again. I hear that Murdoch's sniffing around the anarchic internet area. Let's make sure every multi-national conglomerate owning megalomaniac treats B3TA with kid gloves. Then when you get offered fifty squillion squillion pounds for your *brand* you can become multi-national conglomerate owning megalomaniacs yourselves.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Oooh - this thread is in all teh news!
I just had to join it.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 18:25, archived)
# me too
*waves*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# me three
*hides again*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:38, archived)
# *polite applause*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Very late reply:

Death by Crudely Drawn Cock.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# ha!
mine is later.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha! what the hell?!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# haha!
edit: was it a sharkticon? i have a rubbish memory.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Gnaw? No.
Megatron.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# no, i mean the owner of the fin ^
i know megatron was down there either de-activated or mental, or summat.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# It was one of the Seacons
Jawbreaker/Overbite if memory serves - he had one name in the UK and another in the US

/Transformers geek
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Geek!
edit: You're damned right. He was called Jawbreaker in Europe.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# ah, right. cheers.
that probably would have bugged me for the rest of the day. :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# ...it wasn't really Megatron either
It was a clone of Megatron with Lord Straxus's mind that thought he was Megatron, and he later comitted suicide.

/Taking the Transformers geek thing too far
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# pffft
that has made me smile like a madman but i think i may have missed something
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# woo to that!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I like this
not least for the idea of a mr branson whale
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# There's a whale in the custard?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I just heard John Peel's dead...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# where in hell did you get the source for that?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Transformers UK #160
A veritable classic.

edit: not 80 as earlier stated :P
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Jesus!
I actually remember reading that comic!!

Top Work as well!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# This is great
I think I'd stopped reading them before this one, but it was a lonnnnng time ago.

Edit: Issue 80? I think I did read this one after all!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Absolute genius
hat off to you sir!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:08, archived)
# :(

not only closed but deleted now! :(
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)
# is that the official word?
also: fluffeh! yeh!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Pffft!
Perhaps Branson popped into the office to see what his marketing team were up to this week.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha....
Hopefully he'll fire all their lazy arses.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# So
which one of us won the Xbox?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Rob
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Front page link just goes to the old compos....
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# a few gremlins in the system there..
ghosts in the machine!

perhaps a metaphor for..
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# hats?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Hahah
excellent


EDIT: Did they say "No" then? How ironic.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Woo.
It's even disappeared from the FP now. Truly chased out of town.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# have i missed something
what's all this about 'norty entrees'?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)
# It's a bit like dead-horsing.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# We poked fun at Virgin
and made some fairly slanderous suggestions.

Now they are a little upset
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# how do you know that they are upset?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Wishful thinking
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Maybe Danny wallace's lawyers have been in touch...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# That was all back in - like - May.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# No, I meant with B3ta....
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Well the compo has vanished
so - naturally, being b3tans - we are leaping to wild conclusions
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Is it like saucy appetisers?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Eh?
Have the lawyers been in touch?

EDIT: Do we still get the prizes :¬)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Haha!
Dang, just as I'd finished this:

Now it _definitely_ wasn't worth the effort. Meh.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
I find this amusing.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Ah crap, I just finished one
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# lovely
such a shame about the speeling mistook...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# they don't regret it do they!?

hahaha

*gigguls*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I bet they just use that tatoo one
and person who made it won't get an xbox
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Actually they wanted good things to happen when you say yes
Their slogan is "things get exciting when you say yes" ...
but all our entries were "you said yes and now you got bumraped lolz0r"
Or something along those lines.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# haha
Brilliant
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# best post ever
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 21:42, archived)
# OMG
They closed it? Hahaha they obviously didn't realise what b3tans are like!!!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Apparently Rob tried to warn them.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# i hope rob doesn't get paid and goes without snorting coke from the arses of virgins for a week
(pun intended)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

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