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# I wish I had a truck


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(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I wouldn't mind a truck either
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# i could do with a good truck myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:36, archived)
# ..............................
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:38, archived)
# .....o'-'o----'o.....
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Teleporting trucks are the best trucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdKlf3igdy4
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Where the hell?
That's actually quite scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
# It is like he was born out of their conflict
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Say hello to Gemma Atkinson

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(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:32, archived)
# i foresee several cases of wronghorn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# definitely a double bagger
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Hello, Gemma Atkinson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:45, archived)
# I'm so confused..
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
#
She definitely needs a shave. And an eyebrow-pluckage.

After that... erm... well, you know, needs must, and that... where there's a hole there's pole...
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:03, archived)
# PWEI
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Queen of the Damned
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:09, archived)
# why are those monochrome people swimming in a giant trifle?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Why the hell not?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:15, archived)
# i don't care if custard is a non-Newtonian fluid
it's still fucking rancid.
most trifles contain bananas, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# you hate custard too?
I thought I was the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:31, archived)
# it's nasty shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# totally
it can form a skin - how "yeuch" is that
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:39, archived)
# very
plus that warm vanilla smell is totally gag-inducing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I can think of worse 'puddings' but I don't feel like being grossed out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I dion't like the word 'pudding'
Please refrain from using it!
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
# ...says the user with Treacle in their name (or is it in their pants?)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:58, archived)
# It's pants, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# same here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:16, archived)
# i can't help it, i just don't like trifle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Don't get upset, Smash; it's a mere trifle.
*gaffer tapes sides to prevent splitting*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:21, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:23, archived)
# *gaffer tapes door to prevent beatings*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:28, archived)
# you've just reminded me
it's been ages since i've been in the middle of a great big fight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I love big fights too
from a safe distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:35, archived)
# you've never seen me fight
i've been told it's quite frightening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# I don't doubt that Smash
My legs wobble to much for me to get involved.

Anyway, like Michael Jackson...I'm a lover, not a fighter! (not kids tho) I aint a pervoid :/
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:42, archived)
# me too, usually
it takes a lot to get me worked up enough to fight, so i'm generally furious before i even land a punch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:45, archived)
# *regales with tales of being a fearsome Internet Hardman*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:43, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Ja wanna be startin something geezer?
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Thin ice, Treaclepants.
*explains how his 58th dan in an obscure martial art has enabled him to beat up everyone in the universe*

*twice*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# i could take you, sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Smash Monkey.
Shooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:11, archived)
# two, actually
they're purple satin. i like my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:12, archived)
# S'ok brother, I've studied the dark arts.
Watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:10, archived)
# She wore a raspberry beret..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:17, archived)
# It's a blackberry hactually.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Prince didn't write about them.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Which is why he's not on the telly no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I saw one of Kevin Smith's talks where he goes on about how much of a nutjob Prince is
he's completely bloody loopy
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Yeah!
He painted his house purple and got in trouble with the landlord. so I heard.

Could be bollox tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:38, archived)
# ....
He's still partying like it's 1999. LOL! Get with the kids, grandad!!

(More happening news at prince.geocities.com)
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I do try and get with the kids
that's why I report to the police station regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
#
Best place to hang out with under-18s with an attitude problem I find. Also, they look good in uniform.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:11, archived)
# You know it!
Always take a bottle of White lightning with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:15, archived)
# that should be money they are swimming in
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Ok, I'll make a 'note' of it....
A-ha-ha-ha....oh :/
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# you'll be coining it in with lines like that
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Don't Bank on it dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Merde doch
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# looks like slightly slimy bowling balls to me
crown green bowls, not ten pin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# The man with a glossy brown bum under his scalp
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:34, archived)
# would be more accurate
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Which reminds me, I need a crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Don't worry...nobody reads the fine print indicating it is another movie by another name, in which the shopper neglected to change for unknown reasons, though it distracts from the original intent of creating a false photo, shop if you will by also includ
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:40, archived)
# RUINED
I'm going to gaz the mods, see if they can undo my click of "I like this"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:42, archived)
# ing two chocolate donuts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Missed that
:-( Still, I know I'm an idiot so that's okay.

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Steve Martin is not aging well.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:48, archived)
# A billionaire with a global media empire is not a man with shit for brains.
He is, however, a man with shit for morals.
Nice pic, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Very well put, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# And that's what they'll do till it all goes away
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Very nice :D and topical.
I think the newspaper has been dying since the 90s, maybe earlier. It's an old idea that should be abolished.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Thanks! I do buy the Sunday Times
but only for the Style section [ahem]
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I think the only time I've ever bought the paper was for a uni project a few months ago.
Even then it was just cutting things out for collage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# you can't do that
old people will throng the streets of london like wrinkled zombies, complaining bitterly about gagging the freedom of the press.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# You're right.
Old people love a bit of racism in their news every now and then. It'd be chaos!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)
# don't they just
i felt a bit left out as a kid, my grandparents weren't racist :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:13, archived)
# My uncle fought the Japanese in World War 2
and even he wasn't as racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:33, archived)
# swap uncle for grandad
and japanese for germans and that's pretty much the same as mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:36, archived)
# I'd imagine fighting against them would make you bitter against them.
I guess I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:43, archived)
# most of them were just like him
young, scared and doing what they were told. if someone's coming at you with a gun, that's not the time to stop and ask if they're a nice bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:50, archived)
# True true.
It's probably also some respect sort of thing; they're just the same, but a different flag.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# had the jehovah's knocking today
they were giving out a pamphlet saying "will we ever live in a world without war?"
i used my normal trick: opened the door wearing a towel. they soon bugger off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Luckily I don't get many round my way.
But unluckily I don't get to dick with any.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# there's loads of them around here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I guess they figured this part of Manchester was too far gone.
Or just that they knock on before my wakeup time of 10am.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:16, archived)
# they've got a hall just down the road
so we can't escape them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Damn >.< that's unlucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:29, archived)
# I need it to wrap fish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
# yup
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Very nice, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:59, archived)
#
political satire at it's finest. good work
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Hi beta
Have you missed me?
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# with every shot so far
*reloads*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# *Helps*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# ^ good 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# It's not Dorothy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# down there!
I've started it
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:07, archived)
# I WOULD say "stop posting that so much"
But I like it :) so keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# dunno
who are you?

where have you been?

when did you get back?

what was the time frame that you were away?

there's just so many questions, i couldn't possibility begin to form an appropriate answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# er, whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)
# I'M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# er..
Is it Nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:32, archived)
# This is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Your elephant pics are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:01, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:57, archived)
# I'd wait until it's all over, but we all know it'll never really die
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
# this......this.......
*speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# SMASHY!
How about drawing us a Sperm Whale?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)
# hmm, that's a challenge
i'll do it later, as long as i don't get distracted by anything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)
# and what do you mean by 'anything'?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:53, archived)
# oh, you know
telly, booze, men, whatever.
not knitting, though. i can't do any more until i get my last 2 balls of wool tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
# This is the inverse of low quality street
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Bloody hell
that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:49, archived)
# O_O -whoa
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# That's a bit chuffing spectacular!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Great!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this TOAP or TOAD?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# lysdexia lures k.o
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:20, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# also in the series
"I CAN TYP RELY FATS!" - it's a touch typing for dummies book
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Unfortunately
"I" is not in the dicitonary, because it's spelt wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I put the 'sexy' in dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:33, archived)
# do you suffer from sexlexia?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:36, archived)
# *cilck*
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Still needs a lot of work, but Mu dared me...


and I've run out of patience with it for now. Have a related song to make up for the crappy pic. www.b3mused.com/audios/491/rainbow.html
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# not a crappy pic :D
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
# She did have Toto's
head in her hand, but i decided that might be a step too far.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
# i am disappointed with lack of Toto head
i must admit...otherwise woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# just inspired me to do this hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# that looks too natural!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# there's no place like downtown L.A
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# nicely!
and you were there, and you, and you...I'll kill you last
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Have you seen the Vertigo Fables Cinderella comic?


Dorothy is the baddy.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:09, archived)
# I could live without
people bringing skilled artists into the equation.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# That was just a cover/promo piece
the art in the book was a lot simpler - just couldn't find ny examoles on the web...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 6:02, archived)
#
(Turtlecrumpets, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
Son: "Janet,36 from Basildon, cor mum that's you!"
Mum: "Yes, yes it is!"
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# ^ would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Ah, memories like that last forever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Definitely not deserving of its own thread...

"Captain what happens if a fly hits me?"
"Erm ye're fecked?"
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Hahaha...
You loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Wee!
Ancient brain piss repost time!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
damn you and your incredible talent!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
# I know right?
These always blow me away, extraordinary talent, well jealous. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Ta
muchley :)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Very deserved welcome.
Do you take requests? How about a friendly Tapir, gaz me if you can be bothered!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# This is rather special :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# any relation to Pant Hen?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I say!
What cracking undercrackers!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
# this made me genuLOL more than it should
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:20, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Pelican griefs?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Just to clarify: I did the main pic ages ago and have added new text for the current situation.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# brilliant, and almost as disturbing as the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
#
More! Assuming you mean almost as disturbing as the real poster. If you mean the pic is almost as disturbing as the real Murdoch... sorry, nothing could come close to the reality...
(Good Penny, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Superb shopping there sirrah!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# *obligatory Vagabond rain reference*
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
# hahahaha
superb.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I like Smith better.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Woot!
(likes)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Woo!
Creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:20, archived)
# That's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# *lowers shades*
hahaha terrible ginger bullying here ninj
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# My last one, promise...
...before Rob unleashes his internet dark forces on me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)
# It's a superheroes' nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Get it off me!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# reminds me of the old kenny everett sketch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oeoaoqVf9E
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# i remember that
fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# arhhh fuck it's stuck
hahaha superbly animated sire!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# hahahaha
class!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Batman died!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# this is going incredibly well with this Maruosa album im listening to.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# hehehe
this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Needed out my head
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Cheese. JUST cheese. None of that salad or Mayo lark.
With reggae reggae sauce. Yums!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I like my cheese with cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I eat my cheese with honey,
I've done it all my life,
It makes it taste quite funny,
But then I have chronic OCD and will not touch anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# 20 times a day
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# and the merest scraping of butter and a sprinkling of pepper
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Not forgetting
the merest splash of Worcestercestershire sauce.

Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# none of your salad or mayo lark and then you cover it in something that totally overpowers the cheese?
Lunacy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Replace the reggae reggae with marmite and you've got a deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# (caution: contains actual news of a topical nature)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
# and what is wrong with vigilante justice?
those dirty filthy paediatricians aren't going to kick themselves to death you know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I got done on that story recently - it never happened.
I was well embarassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# really?
but the internet tells it with such conviction :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I'm sure
I also saw it on ITN News (not saying that's absolute proof of veracity, but still...)
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# It comes from a comment that someone made criticising the furore over paedophiles, and the mob hate being whipped up.
The comment was along the lines of "at this rate we'll have people chasing paediatricians out of their offices in Portsmouth" (or wherever).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
# sounds like you're sticking up for the paedos!
*hysterical mobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# wavy lines
I'm sure I remember a morning radio article on r4 about a mob of "outraged" mail readers laying siege to a paediatrician's house somewhere on the south coast. Seemed believable at the time...
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# some (probably) kids sprayed paedo on a paediatrician's door
she later moved house.
internetz has made a better story out of it in the meantime.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4719364.stm
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# i also remember private eye having a cartoon about paedophile/paediatrician confusion among the ignorant
some months before the incident actually occurred.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I've told an 'improved' version of that story.
Thanks for the illuminating link.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Poor Delko. It took him so long to get it.
Strange though - CSI miami just doesnt look the same when its not painted in eye-bleedingly saturated colours, lens flares and sunsets...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Woo!
I've never watched CSI.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I really, REALLY wouldn't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Brilliant!
If I click it lots of times, do you get extra votes. Wait, you're already first posted. If you get enough clicks is there another level?
(Good Penny, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# excellent
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Goodness me,
This really is a very fine post indeed.

In fact, it is very nearly better than this: arxiv:1107.2062
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that needs a spanging.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I'm waiting for the movie of this
ps: were you hacked/buggered?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I doubt it. I try to avoid mobile phones. Time bandits.
(Just in case people have ever wondered where I find the time to do A, B or C, there's your answer.)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:20, archived)
# So if hacked/buggered is A and B
what is C??

Top work btw, the house of cards is falling but it still needs some pushing.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# EPIC!
englickened
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Far too long,
but almost worth it!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# this is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# THAT
was one HELL of a payoff!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
# How will Rebekah........

Wade out of this deep water she's in?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 0:50, archived)
# dammit
I think I just learned something here
(I helped save b3ta! fr13day has everything required to be a Penguin, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
# YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Nice work, Manic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
# 'Tis a far far better thing...
...you've done than wot I have ever dunded before.

(or something like that).
[Click]
(minimalist ..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:38, archived)
# A sterling effort!
well done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Superb!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! parttimebabe is almost there..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:18, archived)
# I like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Terror has a new enemy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Fryman?
Twitterman?
Repeatedly-leaves-Twitter-in-a-huff-man?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Twatman
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
# *projects enormous QI logo against clouds*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:20, archived)
# hahahaha With Hugh Lorry as Robin!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# christ that's disturbing !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# News from home #2

(I helped save b3ta! Lherkin, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# haha
this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Did you know that 46.3% of the world's problems can be traced back to a faulty/incorrectly configured router?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Stolmen...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)
# KVART?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:48, archived)
# STOLMEN.
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Why'd it have to be Stolmen?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Because KVART
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Ikea was originally Hitler's idea.
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Figures...
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# STOLMEN, DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Aha - including the fantastic Escher Clip attachment I see!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Stolmen.
Hahah, this is briliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# 'tis a tragic tale...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
# casto kraut?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Stolmen.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
# poligen! ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:50, archived)
# SCHMERG!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Kvart?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I have never been to an Ikea
and fully intend to keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
# +1
The thought of the crowds of unwashed people, plus the catalogues they sent me depicting furniture which appeared to come from a 1970's school classroom put me off.
(Banjo Legs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# it's amazing what you can find on eBay


Click for bigger (268 kb)
(CjR Mix, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# A group of us went to see an old Dr Who film at an outdoor cinema a couple of years ago.
After much drinking, I had to escort Mrs Vagabond home since, as she'd announced loudly "Yikes! I can see two Bernard Cribbins!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:48, archived)
# 2 Bernards!
That must've been like Heaven for you and Mrs V!
(CjR Mix, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)
# The one on the right looks like Roger Whittaker
/goes back to old folks' home
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)
# The left one
could pass for Richard Stilgoe - nevermind Fairbrass.
(CjR Mix, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:08, archived)

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