nah it has a double meaning, doesn't it?
like someone who reposts or psots other people's stuff?
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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It's just a generic insult for someone doing something wrong on the board.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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/board etiquette demands that should have been a disguised 'I Love Horses' link you hamtoucher.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:04,
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It's part of this
checkmyinevitable.blogspot.co.uk/2009/10/dark-hams-in-order.html
Which I have still not finished. Because I am a cunt of the first order.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:11,
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Which I have still not finished. Because I am a cunt of the first order.
I arrived at b3ta as the saga of Dark Hams was unfolding.
Never did see the earliest entries, though.
Aces, as always.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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Aces, as always.
THE OBSIDIAN HAM!
(may have got too into Dark Hams at the time)
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:15,
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I'd forgotten about these
I think I saw a couple on the board and never checked the whole story.
Dark Hams is now my new favourite webcomic.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:13,
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Dark Hams is now my new favourite webcomic.
Great stuff.
After what seemed like the death of b3ta over the last few weeks it's back to its normal glorious state...
:D
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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:D
Hell yeah!!
Downloaded 'Ceiling Cat' but buggered if I could
think of a painting to put the bugger in.
THAT fits superb Barbie!! :)
*Click*
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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think of a painting to put the bugger in.
THAT fits superb Barbie!! :)
*Click*
you know the original title for this painting was "Jesus says he's forgotten his wallet"
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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Where's the kaboom? there was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.
/favourite bugs bunny episode ever blog
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:21,
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you haven't got an eludium pew-36 explosive tipped space modulator
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:22,
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Batman: someone set us up a bomb
Robin: Holy base are belong to us Batman !
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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Robin: Holy base are belong to us Batman !
Just limericks I think. Although memes inevitable played a part :o)
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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Needs more sparks.
I won't click this until I see more sparks.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:40,
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Bananas are a girl's best friend.
Which could easily be taken out of context.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:16,
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has he done this?
[edit]nope can't see it, don't think he's done it, up yours banksy
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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[edit]nope can't see it, don't think he's done it, up yours banksy
But is it real..?
Munch apparently made 4 versions of The Scream... therefore I'd expect the asking price to come down a bit, seeing as none of them are 'originals'...
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:08,
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I thought the first one was best.
The rest were just formulaic dross.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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Wanderer Above A Sea of Dogs
From the "No Sense of Perspective" Image Challenge
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:59,
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From the "No Sense of Perspective" Image Challenge
i've got this really good idea for a series of images
of Carly Rae Jepson, but done up as a Jetson and titled 'Carly Rae Jetson'
and one of LeRoy Jetson, but on Carly Rae's body titled 'LeRae Jepson'. Could you all pretend I went to the effort of making those images and reply as though you actually saw them?
Thanks
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:02,
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and one of LeRoy Jetson, but on Carly Rae's body titled 'LeRae Jepson'. Could you all pretend I went to the effort of making those images and reply as though you actually saw them?
Thanks
The ISS called
They're complaining that they can only see a tiny part of your image at any one time
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:10,
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Fantastic
I don't know much about art but I know what I like and I like this
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:10,
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Awesome - you should post that on /talk - they'd love it over there.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:20,
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I've got a really good idea for a funny reply, can you pretend I went to the effort of posting it?
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:29,
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haha, top shop
and weirdly looks like a cross between Tom Cruise or Rafael Nadal
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:52,
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it's disturbing how those teeth make him seem more upper class
also, doddy is a lovely bloke
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:00,
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Doddy lovely? Really? I'd heard he was a mean, miserable old goat.
miserable old goat.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:08,
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he's been at the club my parents work in
stayed on stage an hour longer than he was paid to, incredibly polite and friendly to all the staff and gave my mum a kiss when she took him a drink.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:13,
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Girl with the M41-A Pulse Rifle with Underslung Grenade Launcher,
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the size of your pictures suggest you may be unaware of the "images under 100k" part of the FAQ
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:14,
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Toasty ... I didn't identify you as a pixel nazi
this board needs more posters
comments like that doesn't help the cause.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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comments like that doesn't help the cause.
calling mods nazis and arguing doesn't either
it only takes a second to up the compression. lead by example and all that :)
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:22,
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you are being very picky
are you feeling undervalued today ?
feeling the need to ascert your mod status on the board ?
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:28,
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feeling the need to ascert your mod status on the board ?
says the attention seeker posting repeatedly oversized images
calm down dear, it was just a polite comment.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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he angry
he eat wrong brand of basalt today.
grr! broke tooths.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:46,
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grr! broke tooths.
I am fully calm
I haven't got much time for pedantic folk though.
especially from unsalaried community police officers and overzealous board mods
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:47,
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especially from unsalaried community police officers and overzealous board mods
Well that's a very interesting point but it's not to be confused with the new jersey tax havens
or the jersey cow fax avoidance scheme or the cross charged plus rate accumulator scheme that's widely available in..... what's that? you want a 10 year old repost? Ok then
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:14,
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If I was in his position, and someone offered me a completely legal way to keep most of my money, I'd take it.
And if you wouldn't, then you're clearly a better man than either of us will ever be.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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it's quite clever of cameron really
publicly shame a few well known names into sorting out their tax while leaving the loopholes open so his mates can keep their low tax rates.
Requires almost zero effort from him, diverts attention elsewhere and bizarrely he looks like the good guy
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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Requires almost zero effort from him, diverts attention elsewhere and bizarrely he looks like the good guy
The pendulum is definitely going to swing back on him, at some point.
And the sooner the smug bastard gets knocked off his moral perch, the better.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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I'm hoping he's walked into a trap.
By declaring it immoral, he's going to have to justify the behaviour of his friends and family (and the fact he is doing nothing to close the loophole).
It's a popular story - hopefully the Times will run with it and name and shame MPs next.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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It's a popular story - hopefully the Times will run with it and name and shame MPs next.
soon as they pulled the "there are some civil servants on several hundred thousand barely paying tax" lark I knew that something was up
There's a lot of folks on under 20K a year exploiting tax loopholes, I suspect these are the real targets of all this OMG TAX brainwashing.
And yes, if I had an income of 2 million a year and I could pull only paying 100K in income tax, I'd do it.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:42,
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And yes, if I had an income of 2 million a year and I could pull only paying 100K in income tax, I'd do it.
I agree.
Very few people would choose to pay more tax than they have to, especially if they know that other people in their position do not.
I don't even really see Jimmy as a hypocrite for taking the piss out of a system whilst benefiting from it - he may still believe the loophole needs to be closed.
That recent Stephen King "tax me" letter got it spot on with regards to why individuals acting morally cannot do much.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:27,
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I don't even really see Jimmy as a hypocrite for taking the piss out of a system whilst benefiting from it - he may still believe the loophole needs to be closed.
That recent Stephen King "tax me" letter got it spot on with regards to why individuals acting morally cannot do much.
He's being shamed into doing something he doesn't want to do - which is to apologise for doing absolutely nothing wrong.
And David Cameron seems remarkably keen to repeat his rabbit-in-the-headlights moment at the Leveson inquiry, when he realised his entire political career was under very close scrutiny, and decided the best way out of it was to look flustered and sip more water than any innocent man ever would.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:54,
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Dick.
David Cameron I mean. How dare he come out and - unprompted - say something like that about Carr when in April he flatly refused under questioning to go into the morality of his new government advisor's dealings - "it is not appropriate for me to discuss an individual's tax position".
news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9715000/9715304.stm
So the tax avoidance schemes that were Cameron's father's line of business, through which he amassed a personal fortune in excess of £10M are OK but this scheme is bad is it?
And while I'm on the subject, since when were stand-up comedians supposed to set the moral compass for the nation FFS?
Carr's f&cked up. He's manned up. He's apologised. Let's hear every other tw@ who's used this or similar schemes do the same.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:18,
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news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9715000/9715304.stm
So the tax avoidance schemes that were Cameron's father's line of business, through which he amassed a personal fortune in excess of £10M are OK but this scheme is bad is it?
And while I'm on the subject, since when were stand-up comedians supposed to set the moral compass for the nation FFS?
Carr's f&cked up. He's manned up. He's apologised. Let's hear every other tw@ who's used this or similar schemes do the same.
The sad thing is that people seem
to be more angry about Carr's hypocrisy than the shitty tax laws.
If he hadn't done that bankers sketch, I bet no one would have cared.
Wish Carr had tried to turn it back on Cameron in his apology, though.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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If he hadn't done that bankers sketch, I bet no one would have cared.
Wish Carr had tried to turn it back on Cameron in his apology, though.
I think that will take place over a fairly extended timeframe from hence forth.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:37,
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because people are brainwashed into righteous indignation on demand.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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I think that sums it up for me now
It's entirely possible the guy who gave him economic advice didn't actually point out a few minor details, and as long as he said "Oh don't worry, it's all perfectly legal and above board," then why would anybody not go for it?
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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Holy fuck this took about 10 minutes to download on my 28k fax modem!
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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Type your name as _QAK in Rapid Racer.
Bestest cheat mode evah.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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I love it. All of it.
Mega City One looks a bit empty, but I can forgive that because it's a 100% genuine, ultra-violent version of Dredd.
The marked similarities to 'The Raid' are already stacking up, online, but this was greenlit waaaaay before that, so anyone that does mention it should be sent to Titan without a jacket.
Early word on the 3D version is excellent, so I know where I'll be in September.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:21,
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The marked similarities to 'The Raid' are already stacking up, online, but this was greenlit waaaaay before that, so anyone that does mention it should be sent to Titan without a jacket.
Early word on the 3D version is excellent, so I know where I'll be in September.
I watched it without sound, some nice shots in there, I still reckon his head looks weird.
I might check it out though.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:28,
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There are still moments where it looks like his face has gone into hiding, but then there are other scenes where it looks spot on.
Maybe the negative feedback from that first press release photo from last year made them decide to continue shooting with a smaller helmet, and the budget just wasn't there to re-film the earlier scenes.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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There was one shot where he was zooming along on his bike, looked reet good.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Ahoy hoy! Here's the vote for the new QOTW. As usual, we're always after fresh ideas for future questions, so take a look at the suggestions board
Clubs, gangs and secret societies - What groups or clubs have you been a part of? Are you part of a secret underground movement with aims to bring down the government, are you part of a yiffing cult or do you get together with friends in an evening for a drunken game of soggy biscuit?
Massive Letdowns - Tell us tales of massive hype, increased expectations followed by the inevitable damp squib. "The Jubilee, nuff said" does not an answer make
Royalty - And speaking of which: Ever encountered royalty? How did it go? Did you cause offence? What does Princess Anne look like naked?
Exams - Your stories of them failing, going wrong, in the week where Gove says all your GCSEs are shit
Vote closes when I get back from the library: Degree of difficulty - free parking, only taking books back, hot librarians
VOTE CLOSED: No hot librarians, but they let me off a 50p charge
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:49,
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Clubs, gangs and secret societies - What groups or clubs have you been a part of? Are you part of a secret underground movement with aims to bring down the government, are you part of a yiffing cult or do you get together with friends in an evening for a drunken game of soggy biscuit?
Massive Letdowns - Tell us tales of massive hype, increased expectations followed by the inevitable damp squib. "The Jubilee, nuff said" does not an answer make
Royalty - And speaking of which: Ever encountered royalty? How did it go? Did you cause offence? What does Princess Anne look like naked?
Exams - Your stories of them failing, going wrong, in the week where Gove says all your GCSEs are shit
Vote closes when I get back from the library: Degree of difficulty - free parking, only taking books back, hot librarians
VOTE CLOSED: No hot librarians, but they let me off a 50p charge
I have a good story, but only if "sex with grilled cheese" is the topic
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:26,
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If it wasn't as good as you expected to be, there's a topic.
likewise, If you're part if a club who regularly has sex with grilled cheese, you're sorted. Likewise, if Prince Harry was cupping your balls as you pounded away, or if you were being tested on your prowess in your chosen activity, you'll be fine.
Asides from that, it seems you may be out of luck.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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Asides from that, it seems you may be out of luck.
Ha ha!
I bet he added a few more 'bits' to some of Chris Ofilis work as well.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:05,
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They're just killing time until the poker game starts in the backroom.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:17,
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paedo like a fox
this compo is really rather good and i think we can all agree that this effort raises the average
no wonder she always has that odd look on her face
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:39,
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no wonder she always has that odd look on her face
There have been lots of good entries so far
But this was the first to make me laugh out loud
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:33,
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I don't know what they fed them on in those days
There's a bigger version of the second frame on my blog.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:03,
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There's a bigger version of the second frame on my blog.
haha nice, now i've got semi digested corned beef sandwich in my mouth
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:22,
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People with hats live in Manchester.
I knew that place was trouble.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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I live in Manchester.
I wear hats*.
I therefore must be trouble!
*Nothing with a Burberry check, though!
Edit: that view of Manchester reminds me of the numerous times I've stood at the bus stop just off to the right at stupid o'clock in the morning, hoping I haven't missed the last bus home...
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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I therefore must be trouble!
*Nothing with a Burberry check, though!
Edit: that view of Manchester reminds me of the numerous times I've stood at the bus stop just off to the right at stupid o'clock in the morning, hoping I haven't missed the last bus home...
Somnen
And it's even a - tee hee! -- sperm whale! Something for everyone!
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:37,
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And it's even a - tee hee! -- sperm whale! Something for everyone!
This is jolly good, BTW.
But Captain Howdy's response was excellent.
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Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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