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This is a link post Skyrim fists of fury
Who wants to be a pussy Walrus anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That's made me want to pick up Skyrim again. Never did finish it actually come to think of it...
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it for the commentary.
This guy should do the news.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a link post delusional unpaid job ad #437
Idle time-killing saw me just stumble across this ad, which left me speechless in more ways than I can begin to explain.



note: I am not actually looking for a job, an if I were it wouldn't be as a magazine editor. I just read anything I can find on the internet in order to avoid doing any actual work.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best bit
"A C.V would be most appreciated, but not absolutely needed."

I can't quite work out what the scam is though. it's on Gumtree so there must be one
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
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there's loads of these daydreamers on Gumtree, few as 'away with the fairies' as this one though.

Own thread hijack:

on the bus last night, heard a drunk guy blathering on to some poor cow he'd just sat next too. He provided this gem, when lamenting his choice of girlfriend:

"I should have known better. She already had three kids by four different blokes."
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
"It would also be advantageous if you are someone with proclivities for personal amelioration and edification."

I'm a bit thick. Can someone tells me what that sentence actually means?

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It means...
"I'm trying to sound clever by using long words."
 (eccentrica, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It basically means you're going to be editing an unreadable magazine with a wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
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for fuck all.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:30, , Reply)
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who are you to question his (certain it's a bloke, for some reason) sentences?

He's creating a GAME-CHANGING magazine.

edit: okay, he says his name's James, which may be why I felt sure it was a bloke.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ameliorate
[miljret]
vb
to make or become better; improve
[from meliorate, influenced by French améliorer to improve, from Old French ameillorer to make better, from meillor better, from Latin melior]

edify [dfa]
vb -fies, -fying, -fied
(tr) to improve the morality, intellect, etc., of, esp by instruction
[from Old French edifier, from Latin aedificre to construct, from aeds a dwelling, temple + facere to make]

proclivity [prklvt]
n pl -ties
a tendency or inclination
[from Latin prclvits, from prclvis steep, from pro-1 + clvus a slope]
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post So
It means:

"It would also be advantageous if you are someone with tendencies for personal improvement and improvement of your morality or intellect.

So. He wants someone who's a bit thick and could do with their morals updating....

*thinks*

He means me, doesn't he?

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It means nothing at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
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sounds a bit like Johnson off peepshow...
 (bruxia, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
splice with Jacob Rees-Mogg
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Irony being
that the person who's apparently to keen to employ a brilliant, erudite editor can't write for toffee, despite chucking some big words about.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:33, , Reply)
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quite.and he seems to think hyphens are commas.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure that it's ironic.
It's more likely that he's at least sufficiently self-aware that he wouldn't be able to do the job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
'Self aware' wasn't the main impression I got from reading the ad, but maybe.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
nicely put.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he swallow a thesaurus as a child?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
he'd have been better off reading it.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you cynical souls, how could you reject such an opportunity so out of hand?
The website should convince you of their professionalism: www.eruditemagazine.com/
If not that what about their stunning PR? www.meridianevents.co.uk/2012/02/erudite-magazine-launch-april-2011/
And following their big launch in April past a sizeable FB following:http://www.facebook.com/EruditeMagazine?fref=ts
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Abortion Debate kicked off here yesterday
Hopefully it will be the outcome that sane people wish for.

PS: Hot Doctor
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post She can
Rhona M[y]ahony any time.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:35, , Reply)
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reading through the comments, the common response seems to be 'oh, look, we have an intelligent professional in the country.'

Everyone seemed to be awestruck that a senior medical professional was able to effectively articulate her argument.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Ouch.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Literally, a cap in the ass!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
A literal "cap in the ass" would involve a hat and a Donkey.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83AXh_C1Oug
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep :o)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTF is wrong with Salford?
There have been more shootings in this tiny area of Manchester than in any other geographically similar sized area in the uk (in 2013). I've been there a couple of times and it doesn't even appear like that bad a shithole (lots of parts of London and certainly Sheffield are way worse).
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think referring to Salford as a "tiny area of Manchester" is a good starting point to earning yourself a bullet in the buttock ;o)
It's got, as anywhere, good bits and bad bits. There are a lot of old-school "families" in the area, and they seem to be going through a bit of a spate at the moment of taking what one might call a ballistic approach to problem solving.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's the old school families who are pissed off with their areas becoming 'gentrified'.
It does have some nice areas but it's the mindset of some of the people who have been there for years that has to change more than anything, doesn't matter how much money is pumped into the place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it where that documentary "Shameless" is filmed?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, that was in East Manchester.
They had to bribe the local kids to stop them throwing stones at them when they started filming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to the Lowry Centre this Sunday but might have to rethink my plans :(

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats my point
They've put quite a lot of money into the area, tried to do up the schools and a proportion of the population want to make it back into 70s complete with massive unemployment, 3 day weeks, no electricity ...but with more guns. Why?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like they had a few practises before the final take.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Yes with the redness on him already, its exactly what I thought! owch!
 (Miggyman, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post so how do you earn a living?
I'm overweight and people slap me for adverts
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Fantastic stuff.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The first guy looks like Sheep!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 2:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sheep won't be pleased you said that.
I think he looks more like the second guy lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha.

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Giant Squid filmed for first time in native surroundings
(or "Cthuloid entity strikes" depending on your preference)
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heard about this yesterday
Was hoping the footage was a bit longer, but it's still good. Weird to think they're so elusive. Watched a documentary years ago about them which featured a guy in Australia or New Zealand who spent his days panning water off the coast to see if he could pick up a baby giant squid (they're tiny) in the hope of raising it in captivity. That would be... interesting.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha he's rethinking his morning dip in the ocean....
no wonder the presenters in the studio are laughing their socks off.
nevertheless, interesting stuff tho but
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're going to need a bigger batch of tempura batter

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I presume thats why it was missing its two biggest tentacles
Om nom nom
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a type of crab in America that's thrown back by fishermen after they remove a claw
Claw grows back and they get to catch it again.

Doesn't work so well with cows
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats true. Cows don't have claws.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
or fishing licenses.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Calamari nom nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Pixar's blue umbrella

(herman:D, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post *spoiler alert*
The red umbrella is a Tranny which is why the blue umbrella is staring at it until it looks at him and then the blue one looks away all embarassed.

I liked the bit with the rain.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does anyone else think Pixar are a bit over-powered
They seem to absorb animating talent without necessarily needing it because its preferable to seeing talents go to work elsewhere
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it not up to the people applying for the job whether they work there or not?
or are Pixar going around like the Child Catcher?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post But they get so much time off to work on their own projects- is there not enough work to go around?
I guess it must be nice to work there and I'm sure all the people they employ are very happy, but it'd be nicer to have two Pixars
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know there are other animation studios right?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think part of their ethos recognises that very positive, and unexpected, things can come from people persuing their own projects.
If people are to some extent working in self directed ways then they will invest a lot of themselves into it and which in turn brings out the best in them at times.

It also seems like a bloomin' decent way to treat people, especially when compared to the battery hen layout of some studios.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most companies could learn from that...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post the fact they get the freedom to be able to do that makes pixar great

they try to let people who work for them explore their imagination and that should always be applauded
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*looks around*

*whispers*

it's the jay ee double yooz
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Points*
Lacist!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Daily Mail posts snuff video online
But it's OK, right, because it's forriners.

Incidentally, the chief sub-editor of the Daily Mail is called Charles Walford, and you can ring him on 020 7938 6059 if you'd like to tell him what you think about this fine piece of journalism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post They know what they're doing.
Any publicity is good publicity as far as that paper is concerned.

Edit: Supposedly on the article about that FPS guy they posted a bunch of pictures that weren't even him to accompany the article, add to that the spelling mistakes in every article and it sums them up pretty well, sloppy at best.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post A friend of mine worked for the Daily Mail for several months on the diary column
Said that they were, for the most part, genuinely clever, interesting and nice people, who saw themselves as having a really shitty (but well-remunerated) job.

One can talk about ethics and having the balls and the principles to just walk out...I'd like to think I would.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:06, , Reply)
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"I don't agree with what they do here but, you know, i've got to make a living, i'm a nice guy really...."

It just doesn't wash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post And they have yet another "All Grown Up!" headline on the right.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Falling steeply and battered by rocks, it was pulled down relentlessly by gravity."
fucking hell, why won't somebody do something about this "gravity" it's clearly dangerous
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post GRAVITY CAUSES HOUSES PRICES CANCER PROBLEM!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post coming over here, dragging the economy down

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only everyone had gravity then this wouldn't happen

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post If gravity was allowed guns it definitely wouldn't happen

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two things
To be a snuff film, I thought it had to be murder not a tragic accident.
By linking to the page you've given them exactly what they want you spastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't call me a spastic
I'm not on a one-man mission to "stop the Daily Mail man - if we all boycott it, they'll have to shut it down, right?"

Just pointing out their latest hatefulness and giving you some information about how you can give the sub-editor a bit of well-deserved guilt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post from moaning about the Mail on twitter
and having people complain I'm giving them traffic I now post screengrabs instead. Stops the moaning AND doesn't give DM traffic.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post People do this ^^^
Its a more worth while cause than feeding starving children.

Every time I click my fingers someone reads the daily mail web page

*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *dick* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *cock* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *clock* *click* *click* *click* *clit* *click* *click* *click* *click* *lick* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah for Charles Walford and his compassion for humanity.
This has only been published to help prevent any other Russians having the same kind of accident. The DM is a very high circulation newspaper in Russia & the CIS.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Every amercan garde should have these by law
NRA be damned get your self some real protection, stave of your own personal massacre, frighten your neighbours and get DHS to put you under observation .

what you need is combat gnomes
real gnomes with real guns in your real garden*
make any one feel like they are under armde scrutiny on your property.
convince your self that your right !
Every one else is wrong!
Hell yeah i have the right to arm my garden



*may not be real
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Flight to Madrid. I made this!
Some old footage of mine I rediscovered tonight. I Added a little bit of Boards of Canada for seasoning.
(Fluffster, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 7:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post BoC. Nice.
Which track/album is this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'tis The Beach at Redpoint
from the album Geogaddi.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Ronseal
Ronseal
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:59, , Reply)
This is a link post FPS Russia guy found excecuted.
3rd most popular You tube channel star found tied to a chair with a bullet in his noggin.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently it was his friend (Keith Ratcliff), not the guy from the YouTube videos
Woody from www.youtube.com/user/WoodysGamertag) is good friends with Kyle Myers and is spending time with him during this difficult time.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta for the clarification.
thought it was the main bod as the link has a pic of him. Admittedly, I didnt read it all,too early :P
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 7:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any chance of confirmation
From a site that isn't a tinfoiler's paradise?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why yes!
It's on the Daily Mail website.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only he'd had a gun...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.b3ta.com/links/920116

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just worked out how to do linky thing:
http://www.b3ta.com/links/920116
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Do we get subsidised booze? Of course not. So why should politicians?
An ePetition.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post We should also stop subsidising student union bars too.
Unless they've already stopped in which case carry on
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post More expensive than most town chain bars now.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really? No wonder they keep rioting.
It were a pound a pint when I was a student in the Camberwell student union.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, as long as you got some cheap pints.
Fuck the students today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why? Only the broke students tend to go to student union here, even then it's only about 20p cheaper than most places.
All the other students go to expensive bars in the city centre in fancy dress and are really fucking annoying, i get the impression most of the people who go to the union here do so so they aren't associated with these pricks staggering down Oxford Road dressed as golfers and whatnot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off!
That's the only reason I'd ever consider becoming an MP. If you stop the subsidised booze, you're just discouraging right-minded people like me from entering politics.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drunk in charge
Drunk in charge of a vehicle, not good.
Drunk in charge of the country. That's what's going wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a link post clunk click ladies

(Herbert Wing, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post *clink* and cheers...
yet i think i could have gone my entire life without ever seeing that... for many many reasons.
for once... proud to be an american. 0_o
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hard to believe so many knew of this pervert

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if that presenter was a paedophile.
Does anyone know?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That preview frame
means its sexeh tiem
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That fucking hair cut ?
What can we do for you today Mr Saville ?. "I'm looking for something that says scary nonce, and if you can get it looking like a fucking wig that would be great too". A bit of a Rutger Hauer, Hulk Hogun and Pam Ayres enfusion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post more like clunk click every dip for this perv

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post in retrospect it sounds less like advice and more like a threat

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Beams*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiG9jXzejEY
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a link post We all want Mummy

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Priceless!!
Did you ever hear a mummy talking, well I did. Ha!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Simon Amstell - Do Nothing
Another on here the other day, so here's more. I do find him funny.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed this stand up set.

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was at this gig.
Good memories. Only gig taping I've attended; cameras were very unobtrusive, as I recall. He was very nervous, he was a bit green as a stand-up at the time, and bricking it about fucking up his first DVD. Came out nice in the edit.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 5:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh cool
thanks for this one
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do we still know if he likes kissing and cuddlin' with other boys?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it was probably just a phase.


He's now moved on to actual BUMMING.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heaven forfend!
*faints clean away*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*goes to help*

*spots red hanky in Tabs left back pocket*

*flees*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only realised not so long ago
As in most cases like that, it's seems weird I don't notice. Not that it matters or anything, but when it does, I'm all ' oh yeah, duh! '
: P
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Been in the Twitter wars today, made me think of this; NSFW
It's a shame JohnnyUtah doesn't have a YouTube account as far as I know of I would have put the proper one up. you can Watch it on newgrounds though.

Possibly NSFW for the unexpectedly bloody ending.
(Gaffen ; brain dead by neon tube, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twitter is for retards
With short attention spa
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately it's pretty good for promoting a band,
So I end up having to use it a lot (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
 (Gaffen ; brain dead by neon tube, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Excellent skewering of the Big Bang Theory
Warning: WORDS! LOTS OF WORDS!

I've never been a fan of the Big Bang Theory. Lots of people have told me I should like it, but I've never been able to put into words exactly why I don't. This does.

And then some.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh bless
whoever said Nerds don't have a sense of humour hey?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it was that simple
I'd also hate the IT Crowd. Except I don't. I love that and I think the difference between the two is that the IT Crowd is never spiteful towards its characters.

YMMV and all that. Like I said, lots of my friends like it.

They are wrong though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I HATE the IT crowd
because it's just NOT FUNNY, and it's SHIT. TBBT is reasonably funny and I know so many people like that (my son and his mates) and it never feels spiteful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do your son and his mates like it?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't hate The IT Crowd,
I just find it very disappointing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the episodes with Chris Morris
Other than those, the one with the disabled toilets and the one with the football fans, I don't really remember being that funny
 (User #86772, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are some moments and, occasionally, whole episodes that are very funny,
and a lot that aren't.

As a self-identifying nerd and big fan of Father Ted and Chris Morris, I hoped for better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one where Moss does Countdown was great
More hits than misses with the IT Crowd for me
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Gay, the gay musical was a brilliant episode too.
Excellently constructed
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post How could I have forgotten the Countdown episode?

(User #86772, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are both shite
The IT Crowd tries jokes that just aren't funny and always makes me feel it was written by 6th formers (the more likeable ones though, not the Stewart Lee type) and the Big Bang Theory just doesn't contain any humour at all.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 7:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post WELL YOU'VE GOT SHIT TITS
The IT crowd was excellent, and you're an idiot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skim read it to be fair
but what I picked up was he was giving it even more credit for clever writing than it actually deserves. A friend absolutely raves about TBBT, but I think it's really poor. There is some decent American comedy around, but this isn't one of them, the humor (sic) isn't clever, or subtle, it's ill-fashioned and crudely constructed.

And I just cannot see the point of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT? Curb is Hilarious!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sees imminent deletion in the near future*....
i have tried watching Curb... it has resulted in me shouting obscenities at the TV (while someone else was watching) and wanting to hunt down Larry David just so i can punch him in the face.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
Everything is as it should be. Carry on...
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha yup
I think it's a great show. Car wash cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You 4 eyed fuck, and you fat piece of shit
Get me the head!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
LoL
 (poochengeez, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^That^
Awful show. It appears to be about a whining, self-indulgent prick telling everyone to sympathise with his non-problems. Fucking shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never really got the popularity of the show either.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate Larry david
He makes me want to stab my eyes and ears out.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
this whole spontaneous anti-Curb DISGRACE feels like I'm being punished for pointing out that Limmy's Show is a cuntrack.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post CURB is the best comedy on TV

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am a scientist
BBT is not funny. Not in the slightest.
 (pahakyy, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched half an episode of it when it first starting airing over here,
thought pretty much the same as this guy and have avoided it ever since.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having a huge sad rage with Mrs Browns Boys.
The fucking thing just isn't funny, but there are members of my family that can't stop talking about it. Cunts. For me it's the new "My Family", nothing to do with BBT I know but it's a comedy I hate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know what
I somehow managed to catch a glimpse of that show, oh my fucking word.
At first I thought it was a piss take, were they taking notes during Extras? It's like that fake show they have.
Holy fuck was I glad I turned it off.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol, life imitating art ect.
I think it's the delivery, loud and forced. It's like there constantly straining to get a laugh from the audience evey other line. Cringe worthy telly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post When it first started,
my flatmate came home and said, 'Have you seen that Mrs Brown's Boys? Someone at work says that it's a bit like Father Ted'.

I looked at him incredulously and told him that it was supposed to be shite and the fact that it's on BBC1 should be warning enough, but we started watching that evening's episode...5 minutes later the channel was changed...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep
I can't believe the cunt has got a movie deal out of it.
It's unfunny bollocks
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just discovered It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, very funny
Also rediscovered Dream On, the 90s sitcom that has occasional boobs in it, and is also very funny in places.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ASIP is really very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I have started to realize that 'nerds/geeks' for want of a better word(s)
want to be outsiders.

The premise that we are positioned outside of the characters that we identify with Penny is perfectly valid in the BBT. The main characters represent a tiny tiny percentage of the population at the very cutting edge of knowledge. They are not geeks in the traditional sense, they are geniuses with a liking for things that geeks identify with.

It's tiring to listen to endless geeks going on endlessly about how this isn't right and that japanese cartoon from 1962 was the basis for blah blah and you need to read the real true origin of blah blah and how this isn't cannon and that isn't cannon...

wankers.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post the thing I find about the BBT
Take away the laugh track and its just bleak and depressing but unlike something dark I find funny, like League of Gentlemen there is never any thought or point behind it, just despairing situations set to laughter. After watching 10 mins I left feeling a bit sick, I think thats why.
 (tichy, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 7:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't like it, don't watch it
All this longwinded exposition does is make the writer seem very insecure, perhaps the show pointing out issues with their own life that they would rather not face?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Big fat Walrus Cock!
Tightseal.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/921038

Well, that's that cleared up then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a fan of 1950's pin-ups

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post So what are the stats on Walrus penis injurys ?
Looks like he was pretty close to goring his own mushroom tip
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 23:18, , Reply)

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