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This is a link post Old Radio Downloads
Copyright free goodies.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 45 episodes of 'Round the Horne'?
Don't mind if I do! Fantabulosa, Omi Palone!
(dieselmonkey, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Bond. James Bosdihdoifhsdiuhfyiuysutrykhayerhtyae
Be surprised if this isn't glass penis but I've never seen it on here before.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where theydhagfjkjvnkjfndklvjndkfsjnkjhbfjdhkvsjhvlkjdf.jlkrjf

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *spoiler alert*

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I love these things.
The GTA one where the friction (or something) levels were messed up always cracks me up.

I really want to play Goldeneye 64 again now. And not the pisspoor remake that came out a year or so ago. That was disappoint.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I packed away my Xbox and have spent the last 8 months
playing every major N64 title through. Like properly 100% no cheating type stuff. Loved absolutely every minute of it. I'm currently on Turok 2 which is a bitch.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post old, but ace
there's an entire meme been and gone for all of this, will see if I can drag a video out of my arse

edit: "geddan" I think: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGzIffi5ClA
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen lots of similar things... often involving Dr Doak.
But I've never seen this video before. It was the gunbarrel sequence at the start that tickled me.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's amazing, I love that shit.
Are those really glitches or is that just what happens in the Japanese version?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's called cartridge tilting
You pull the cartridge out a tiny bit while the game is running.
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2:25
Party hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Christmas in 47 seconds - A Nice bit of bah humbug!!
Nicely Done!!
(Salvage leave it and carry on..., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine lols
Especially the Pope
 (I helped save b3ta! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sums it up perfectly.
"Perfect time of year unless you're poor or lonely".
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah ha ha! That is it entirely.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on.

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Santa on the Tube
Depressed Santa annoys commuters for Shelter.
(Heydon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's one thing I don't miss about living in london.
The trainloads of miserable cunts with no humanity whatsoever.
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have humanity
but in London you're bombarded all day by the rest of humanity, so you develop a certain carapace.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
On the rare occasions when I'm forced to take the train to work, I'm sure there are lovely, humorous and generous people sharing my carriage. But their contribution to my general feeling toward humanity is always countered by the presence of cunts with noisy headphones, agressive, pushy twats and people barking into their mobile phones. Thankfully, I sploshed out £260 on a pair of Bose noise-cancelling headphones so I don't work myself into a rage.
Normally I ride a motorbike into London and that's far less stressful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post My main problem was 'Banker Type' twunts.
Who would sit next to you and insist on opening The Times broadsheet fully in your face.
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post a train load of cunts
trying to get on with their day while a fat loud american shouts at them...
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with both you
London is filled with a bunch of miserable cunts.

But after a hard day at work, the last thing you want is the unfunny American twat off Mighty Boosh shouting at you to cheer up
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a "hard day at work"?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never found Mighty Boosh funny.
Am I in the minority here?
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
*ruefully points to bumming shed*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post me neither
it was all the things people who didn't get Vic and Bob said about Vic and Bob.

Being deliberately weird is not funny in itself. You still have to be funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most people hated Mighty Boosh because it had to try too hard to be funny.
Being contrived and ironic doesn't make humour, only shite.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. Mighty Boosh was a pile of self indulgent unfunny wank
...like wanking off to photos of yourself not smiling.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just moved out of London
and still get freaked out when people say good morning to me on the street
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a culture shock when I arrived in Denmark.
People smiling at me in the street, I was immediately suspicious.
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You get the same thing
everywhere except London and the Home Counties. Wankers. I should know, I are one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've only been commuting 4 months
People look at me weirdly every time I apologise for making them move so I can get off the tube and offer my seat up to old people/pregnant women on the train in and out of London.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live 50 miles away from London which is the perfect distance to comute and still live among civilised people
Where I live people thank you for not running them down and Zebra crossings.
Proper smile and wave, everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up in London
Visiting Vancouver was terrifying, because it was a big busy city, but everyone was smiling...

...creeeeepy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only in a city can we feel truly alone.

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
There's nothing like a crowd to make one feel the depressing lonliness of human existence.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I drive and don't live in London
Double win.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like in the UK, I walk 15 minutes to work everyday and I have a great porn collection.
Triple Win!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post How are you coping with your government banning bestiality though?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ve have vays...

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Mad or Skillz?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skills
Love the tail hold off, very well done.
I actually find landing "Mustang-Style" easier than a long final... dunno why.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oppan mustang style

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're relying more on experience and instinct.
As a passenger, i think I prefer the long final version though. Did one of these mustangs as a passenger in a small 6-seater in Jamaica. It was memorable, I'll say that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
heat haze... variable surfaces (concrete, grass, houses) for thermals, turbulence from fold in the land and trees (not to mention cable everywhere)... rate 2 turn at less than 100' agl, risk of sudden power asymmetry, carrying too much speed in a tail dragger to brake hard on a short runway...

Skills yes.
50th birthday? Maybe...
 (pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Only time I fly like that is in a sim. He's just begging to get a gust-induced stall/spin.

Would also be interested to see just how much runway he used, or whether he had to go around due to lack of distance available.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have just become the proud owner of one twentieth of a Piper PA28
I shall not be trying that any time soon.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally Skill
Could that look any smoother?
 (Salvage leave it and carry on..., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=as82OA_GtnA
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post that looks pretty skill to me

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Famous People Who Lost It All
Famous people who had millions of dollars and blew it all.
 (jedan, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright jedan?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post spamming cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he's some amazing dude who's lurked for years and has only top notch home made links for us?
nah
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should fit in perfectly

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god yes, show me more of this klyker site
You gorgeous ham pedalling fuck stick you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
There's a good chap.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look! Here's a nice friendly reply not calling you a tossnobber or questioning your parentage or anything!
Now's your chance to reply and prove that you're a valid contributor! Stick around and chat!
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or don't.
Bastard tossnobber.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna make you eat a plate of human shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you do? My card, good sir.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cuntrocket

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn! There is no way to comment on this site
So I cannot spam cannon them.. Hmmm where are the Mods when you need a link changed to something grim? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a link post More rakeries, ma
And a happy new year.
(creekon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feliz Navidad a todos

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gracias. Me gusto mucho.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Good King Wenceslas sung with animal noises http://youtu.be/d5-pSdGrWPM I made this!
Just found this on my computer: My girlfriend's dad singing Good King Wenceslas with animal noises.
(@feelwelcome Hello, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicked!
But why does quack sound like wank?
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Does he do this every Xmas?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No he doesn't.
 (@feelwelcome Hello, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Propane and Shouting

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post propane propane!
youtu.be/ldoT2mHubGE
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh my god is like the american version of allah akbar

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Was there any need for that scream?
 (Megamoss, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Any of you got a Facebook account?
If so, now's your chance to do something worthwhile with it for a change, you see there's this competition, it's a cosplayers compo, and yeah, I know know, at first glance it may seem lame, but think on b3tans, if this guy, this Joey Green gets enough votes to progress and ultimately win, who knows what he could achieve, world peace, a stable economy, free doughnuts for all!

vote with your like button, you know he's hot, he's hot and he's dressed as Indy, the ultimate man hotness combination!

You know it makes sense.

Time for change people. Time for change.

(it worked for the conservatives)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Err. No.

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah go on. . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post no thanks.

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Please?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post When b3tan's ask me to do stuff, I prefer them to just ask and be modest about it
not kooky, condescending and "hilarious".

Voted because the guy does have a good outfit.
EDIT: unvoted when I scrolled down and saw He Man. He gets my vote.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey man
I can't help being me man, if you don't like that man, then you can just go flip yourself.

Man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's Mr Man to you

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if you become Mrmaninahat!
Man!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also. . .
DUDE! Free doughnuts! Come on now!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't see He Man,
Where's He Man?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=477621075622876&set=a.438627459522238.118536.438623902855927&type=1&theater

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! God. He Man's a ginger!?
Still, gets my vote *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post BY THE POWAH OF GINGESKULL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was in the group photo stream thing
he hadn't made it into the second round, but he gets my vote anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cosplayers
Masturbate in their costumes, you know it, I know it...

We all know it
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post True dat.
Also, for the record, I masturbate in cosplayers costumes too.

Hence all the comiccon bans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really, I mean.... Really !??!?!

(otl, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Broken linky. . .?

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post no ta

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what about the kittens?
Won't someone think of the kittens?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Princess Leia gets my vote, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your place or mine big lad? :-*

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *ignores outstretched hand and dog ona string*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i hate fancy dress!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post No icon.
No vote rigging.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post But he's so sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *votes for He Man again*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're just denying your natural attraction to stubble and bullwhips.

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post *posts picture of He Man on facebook with note urging people to vote for him*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You think you're throwing us off the scent, but we know you've voted Indy. . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post HE MAN! HE MAN! HE MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that you?
or is he paying you to get our votes?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post No and no.
He's one of my good buddies.

And he's a hotbed of super sexy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post i dunno....
DarkWolf from the other side of the page is lookin' pretty good... and then there is He-Man... i always have been partial to gingers...
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post *defriends*
*sterilises internet*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Magic
GC sez no
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Gets popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Scrunt...
*pulls up a pew*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did have a deja vu feeling
but obviously I just scrunted myself
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post First posted on 8th December.
Do you have an alibi?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was drinking Dec 8 and was no where near the interwebs
I was actually at the Emirates watching WBA v Arsenal
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post A fine result as well

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollox to that
TWO "DIVES"
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post But they were so artistically done

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post If Walcott
gets a Bosman, Wenger is toast
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post the trouble with arsenal is they always try to walk it in

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair to you...
...it's a magic routine that I haven't got tired of watching since it was first posted, so it's a welcome return.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have to agree with you, it is a very slick routine
I particularly like the reactions from the audience, many of whom who are presumably in-the-know, but are still caught off-guard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It really is one of the best routines I've seen in years.
So much fun and energy to it. It's also nice that this version has the magician's name attributed to it (Yannis Frisch apparently).
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Love the character he's playing through it. It's strange how the crazy juggling he does is kind of a side note.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I posted this!
The Scrunt's been Paolod.

Or possibly Bikini'd. Who knows?

To be fair it is a different version.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Footnotes - New track by Will Manning
Stunning new audio
 (themavericks I'm new here... give me a break, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Hand Farts

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a link post The Worst Prison in France
Baumettes prison in Marseille.
 (jedan, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.
Be honest, this is a holiday camp you went to, wasn't it?
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kids come in there. They burn your neck. You won't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post "My name is Jacob Dyer" produces 34,100 on google.
And they ALL seem to be the full phrase. I'm not sure if b3ta should be proud or ashamed...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I chalk that one up as a win.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post WIN-WIN

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the spirit!
34,101
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You seem a bit spammy.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fags are cheap though

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not very P.C of you....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah... but....
tab hunter
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hhm.. whats happened to the mods?
This feels spammy, but whats worse is that its crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Kim Jong-un's Glorious Missile to Liberate the Nations DX

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great find!
Great Leader would be proud
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Loonies on the Radio!
There was a nice little documentary last night on R4 about people who think that there's about to be some sort of catastrophe. This is it.

I think they're all insane. Mind you, if you're planning to listen, it might be an idea to do so before Friday, just in case the Mayans were right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post A big part of me would want the prophecy to be true.
Just because it will clear up any question of there being some divine power.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it wouldn't.
It might, conceivably, indicate that there's something utterly different to anything we know already; but it's not at all clear that that'd be the same as divinity. What, in fact, could possibly count as evidence for divinity, to the exclusion of every other possibility? I'm not sure that there would be anything. Divinity, in fact, seems to be one of the worse explainations for any given phenomenon.

Alos, if it really is the end of the world, you won't get an answer to your question, because you'll be dead.

More importantly, it's all nonsense anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just have to bundle this one up with the rest of my angst then I think :)
I would get my answer if death wasn't instantaneous(edit: well the moment of death would be instant, I mean its approach and if it is signposted). The big reveal would have to be raining fire and sulphur as opposed to it being like flicking off a light. I can understand that it wouldn't confirm the divine, just that the Mayans were on to something.

I doubt I'd be able to think through that this would be getting towards an answer at the time though. I think I'll watch Melancholia again tonight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's pathetic about anything to do with the Mayan civilisation
is they got the concept of a 'civilisation' completely wrong; with some religious, all-impervading priesthood ruling theocracy, that so fucked off the population in the end, the entire Mayan civilisation inevitably collapsed and vanished into the night. They didn't predict that. So fuck any other prediction their superstitious, mystical, religious bollocks might have predicted.

I remember all the muppets seriously convinced it was going to end in 2000, just like every other doomsday that's been and gone.

One day humans will wake up from the nightmare of the daytime that is religious, superstitious belief and get on with reality
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post For the first time in recorded history, Mitch Benn made me smile on Friday
on The Now Show with his joke about how, if the Mayans were so good at predicting things, they failed to predict the arrival of the Europeans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
They were sharp, that lot weren't they. Perhaps they should have built more pyramids or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It annoys me
that even R4 says "the Mayans have predicted the world will end", when they've done no such thing. They also said that they disappeared thousands of years ago, when actually it's only a few hundred. And they didn't even disappear in a mysterios way, they just moved.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but they might have moved in a mysterious way.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sideways, like crabs.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Willy Bum Bum - pretty much what the title says NSFW
Haven't seen this on the board, despite 8 million views. And yes yes, ancient lurker.
 (I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
made me chuckle
 (tonyharrison, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can still remember the first time I saw this.
It made me feel like a 12 year old again. More than I ever did when I was actually 12, I suspect.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post In your face! I outurked your ass by 44 days

(ChemistryDan, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad
I guess I have to wait another 10 years to impress with seniority-lurking. I think I ended up here through Joel Veitch's website back then. Those were happy, early and shitty Flash-animation days.
 (I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Thoughts on tripping and such by Richard Alpert
Interesting enough.

Link to the article where I found the video.
healthland.time.com/2012/12/07/magic-mushroom-drug-shows-promise-in-treating-addictions-and-cancer-anxiety/
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Do not clear snow off your roof like this guy............
or you'll talk like a Tellytubby forever.
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Luck guy
he could have no teef
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh-oh!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm having chilli tonight with the missis, poor Henry is cooking for one
the best cooking video since, well as he's below, beardyman.
(tonyharrison, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 7:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Very good. And relatable :(
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 7:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
And it's almost Christmas...
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This channel always makes me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/user/HowToBasic
 (teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ta, great plating style.
 (tonyharrison, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like It ;-)
It's simple good and funny...
 (Salvage leave it and carry on..., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's my dinner for tonight sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very funny.
Love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Sobs*
I watched this whilst home-alone and eating an under-cooked tuna pizza. If anyone needs me I will be out in the shed having a cry.
 (fan-dan-go because mutton chops are cool!, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very powerful
It epitomises back to single life very well. I remember a knock on the door from the fire brigade when my thai green curry started smoking... Fell asleep despondent and pissed on the sofa. I think that was my wake up call. Now married, pissed but not despondent...
 (Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 19:42, , Reply)

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