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This is a link post Interesting interview here if you are of the interested in interviews persuasion
Ian Svenonious (Nation of Ulysses, Weird War) interrogates Buzz Osbourne (Melvins, weird hair). That Buzz, he's a character, with some interesting opinions..
(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
cheers, I love a bit of Melvins
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Little embarrassed to say I only started listening recently
Considering how much I enjoy their music I feel like it's a bit of a crime
 (Gaffen ; brain dead by neon tube, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has done loads of these
under 'soft focus' well worth looking for 'em all if you like that sort of thing. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have a rummage, cheers!
On an unrelated note, have you seen this yet? (Yep, gotta pimp this one again..) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fle5YRI7TtQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPAM!!!
:D cool..is that you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..and on bass we have:
me. Yep..

Plus it comes Swede Mason endorsed, so it can't be that spammy, surely? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo nice one Quivvy!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vapid.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Word-of-the-day loo paper?

(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
From your description I expected it to be an interesting interview, and having watched half of it I didn't think it was, or contained anything of interest. There's a wannabe Brian Ferry with a wayward quiff trying to appear knowledgable and witty, and the foil to his razor-sharp repartee is an Eddy Large lookalike, his only feature of interest being the monstrous shock of an elderly woman's pubic hair on his head. The latter has a half-hearted stab at school boy humour, with a hint of shock, but I thought it all fell very flat. In the end the most interesting thing was two larger-than-life hair styles. Overall I felt the word vapid summed it up pretty well, but if you enjoyed it then good for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok, but...
did you guys like it or not?
 (itilliterate, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a link post New film under way based on a meme
Inspired by this meme apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
I hope they give some money and credit to the original artist, and I REALLY hope they keep it a bit dark like in the pic rather than totally kid's-filming it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post if that's a meme...
then what i thought constitutes being a meme i thunk wrong.
 (itilliterate, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it's not a meme. The black border with text is sort of a meme, but the bears arent a meme. Unless...It's Paedo Bear !!! SHIIIIIIT!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
memegenerator.net/instance/33807248
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post too lazy and ignorant to...
*insert 'that's not a meme, this a meme' joke here*
 (itilliterate, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Typical of you. It's all "meme meme"

..(did that gag work? I think it did. Kind of)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post me me me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBpP4agbYXk blur meets duran duran, plus damon's bird out of elastica. literally. weren't much cop.
 (itilliterate, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Christ. So much mediocrity from so many talented people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Supergroups almost never work

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I dunno. The Avengers was alright.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hated that film
Couldn't watch it all the way through.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
it could be a nice little film for kids.
As long as the person who did the idea gets money for it, cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate to disagree
but surely that plot would be like The Saw, but for kids. They won't sleep for a week if they thought when they went to sleep they were in mortal danger.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post All part of the fun of being a kid though shirley?
It need not be horrific, but I used to be scared of everything as a kid, looking back, it was sort of fun : )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it *should* be a thriller
The way I see it, Arachnophobia was a movie for people afraid of spiders - not for people who don't give a shit about them. A thriller should make you feel an adrenaline rush, like a roller-coaster. As far as I know they haven't yet made a thriller for kids. I think it is a fun idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post They haven't made a thriller for kids?
Have you seen return to Oz? That shit is fucked up!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was that a piece of artwork before it became a 'meme'?
Looks too good for the average *put-a-black-border-around-something-and-type-some-words* practitioner.

Also, hasn't that idea been around for literally ages anyway?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems it was "sweet halloween dreams"
By begemott from deviantart: http://begemott.deviantart.com/#/dp4fv7

Bet (s)he doesn't see a penny from the film though

Edit: Seems I could have saved a lot of time on tineye if I'd just read the bloody article
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post THE CRONICLES OF FUCK
Starring Jonesy as Freebase
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this needs to happen
FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEE
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post you say that.....
and all i can think of is;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZkb4TPI-Lo
(gc or no gc i dont care)
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post would be better with jimmy the fiddler saville in there

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post He played violin too?
Wow - he was such a talent 4EIAH
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a link post A dramatic surprise on an ice-cold day
A TNT advert.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a TNT 'customer'
I can safely say they are cunts. Even more so than the Royal Mail.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Royal Mail TV is great
but the shows are too big for the (time)slots.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.tnt.com/express/nl_nl/site/home.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, but
it's not very Dutch is it? I mean apart from the naked guys, it's not very Nederlands..?
 (Papagato, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a link post HIGH FIVE!!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I havnae seen a tank jump like that since Bonaparte from that old dominion tank police anime

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That manga before that was ace
Shame bloke that wrote Appleseed
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post And Ghost in the Shell.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post you tube comment that sums it up:
"Holy fucking TITS that suspension!"
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It weighs 47.5 tonnes
The crew inside must have been shaken to shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably pissed out of their heads being that its a Russian vid.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post when I read that the first image that came into my mind
was that of the tops of their heads bursting and urine squirting out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\/\/\/\/\
The inside of tanks are not a comfy place at the best of times.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read that WWI tanks got so hot inside
(up to about 50 degrees) that the occupants used to faint when they got out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
If they'd managed to survive the carbon monoxide poisoning from sharing the compartment with the engine.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post My son and I got a deal on a ride in a FV434 personnel carrier.
It was very noisy, rough, dusty and hot. We were in it for about ten minutes, and that was enough. We decided that rather than it being a pleasure ride, it was an "experience".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNrb2-WxzHo
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did Jimmy Savile do the filming?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post could have done, what with the way that camera was 'jerking' around

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now then, now then!
There was no clunk click on that trip.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Air force budget got cut
They're hoping tanks can fly if they build a tall enough ramp.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post EKRANOTANKS

edit: although that literally means "ground tanks" but hey, since when did a portmanteau have to make any literal sense
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It can fire a fucking rocket through its main gun

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post a fucking rocket?
google images awaits
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a link post New sport for snowboarders
Very funny, GC but worth a repost
 (Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha phlat

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post get down with MN man..

(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe
that's good. Bloody skiers .
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter glasscockery
but that is essentially what you have to do to get to pubs and the like in the Czech Republic. That or walk. Obviously you walk. But you start doing that until you realise it is dumb.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a link post A magnificent piece of bumblefuck
Also known as the trailer for Potatoman Seeks the Troof. Just watch, and try to comprehend.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine this is what english sounds to people who can't speak the language

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post or spell

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post may the lord have mercy on my soul

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this game of theirs:
Rat Maze 2
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/383693
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Grandfather was a Dorset boy, and he used to sound just like that
I couldn't understand a thing he said.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I finally figured out what the spam I get on a regular basis is talking about. Potatoes. It all makes sense now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Finally it's out: the film your mom's been waiting for NSFW
maybe....
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do love that BWAAAARM mind heist tune
What film was that at 1:15 with the lass on all fours on the bed with something in her mouth? It looks good.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you thinking of the mcanns portugese holiday video?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post arf!
the lions/horses made me snort with mirth
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a link post unfortunate name etc etc etc
looks like mong on a good day
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen it
If only we had some sort of phrase to convey that :)
 (I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, if we only had some thing snappy and to the point that say that we have seen this already?
who amongst us is of the right mental caliber to do this?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paging Dr Scrunt...

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could start calling it a Darren

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Bonobo music video what I made I made this!
All made from an old piece of film footage about the wonders of capitalism or something. Watch it HD if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really bloody good
As per.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post mesmerizing.
great track too! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
That's smashing that.
Not one of Bonobo's best tracks though...
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good, like all your stuff
Out of curiosity, typically how long does it take you to make one of these? It certainly looks like there is an awful lot of work in them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post this one took about a month
which is kind of average for 3 minute music videos for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT1ZkFfZNWs. And a click squire.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post From the director of Demolition Man, no less.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that is an amazing piece of montage
was definitely an inspiration for this video
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been trying to find this again for ages.
Ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's proper, proper ace!
Nice song, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vid ace, as always.
Song - meh. I far prefer your dissonant musics, but I guess other band's actually pay. Oh well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post this was the track I liked best out of the ones they sent me
you can make of that what you will :)
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff!
I'd love to see your take on this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post my take on that was pretty much
this
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live near there.
Amazing.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye,
it's a good 'un!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post marvellous stuff
really nice track as well
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful stuff.
So much going on that one viewing is not enough. *Click*
 (Tivert, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice indeed
I like the end best, where the girl disappears into herself, so to speak.
And the big legs of course : )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was amazing
i was lucky enough to see Bonobo support Squarepusher in NYC last year.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
fabulous - as ever
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yaaay!
Videos for Flying Lotus and Bonobo - next thing we'll know is you'll be getting interviewed on Gilles Peterson's show!
Clicks!
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top Notch

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
sterling work-well done :D
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing. Great work

(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post hey there
cheers matey
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
I have no idea how you manage to produce these things in human manageable time. I know you have talked about it briefly here and there, but it still seems like magic.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful man!

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yesum!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome as always mate.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please marry me
I keep asking but you never reply...
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another marvellous animation
...and not quite as nightmare-inducing as usual.

Did you do the music too, and is it available for download?
 (I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is superb
Saw this in the newsletter, love it. It reminds me very much of some of the stuff from the group Hexstatic. Did you take any inspiration from them? Here are a couple of examples if you've not seen them before.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1SLN3LpDiA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a-eWFSWf8A
 (DMDeck16, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this might be the niftiest thing you ever did.

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody marvellooze :)
Hope you keep getting more high-profile work, it's literally amazing stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent. We are blessed.
If MC Escher ever made videos...
 (I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloocky eck!
Thats flippin' marvellous sir!!! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have dreams like this sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your videos
always make this one bit in my brain twitch...


Top drawer! :)
 (Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Artist!
nuff said
 (cheebatv, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fucking shit dude...
This is amazing...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats trip!

(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Staggeringly good!
Just watched it three times in a row... Very well done indeed!
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post This gives me the fear
And it reminds me to praise "Bob".

Fantastic work.
 (Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is
totally cool.
 (Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post as per normal
excellent
hurt head
addictive
un-turn-off-able

keep it up.
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking brilliant.
Nuff said.
 (subs Is unapologetically sorry, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a link post No love for you, Donna
The most amazing mother & daughter moment ever has been captured live on air, thanks to Tom Daley's "Splash!" on ITV.
(woahbot WHOA!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You could have a quick wank to that
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post (trousers back on)
Sorry, what did you say?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post escuse me sir is this jizz stained tissue we found on you screen?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
That's my old sock though. Sorry about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, carry on then , as you were

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a slow one.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post or a strangled one

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ew, dude…
She's, like, 10 years old!
 (woahbot WHOA!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe a bit old then for him

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a link post The only USB controller keyboard you'll ever need
Might be funny for music producers. Then again, might not be.
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I think it's funny.
You could almost believe it to be real there are so many controllers around.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see the long-throw faders they refer to...
(It raised a smile with me...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Where did Puncheon go?
Puerile football humour alert*

Southampton player, Jason Puncheon, disappeared from the pitch for a couple of minutes during the game against Everton the other day. You can always rely on football fans to fill in the missing details.
(Tivert, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Sloop John B

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one a few seconds later...
"he shits when he wants..." was better.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well that explains all the Puncheon jokes - I was baffled.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post does this video make there heads look bigger?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a link post THQ have gone bust.
I'm having a sad :(
I suppose the humble indie bundle was a last resort for them?
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Please can we stop this "having a sad" and "it gives me so many feels" nonsense?

It's not just you, it's just that you were one too many.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having a dump.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Now THAT'S more like it!

*unzips*
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post bristol stool chart reference number please

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post no. 8 Kursk
sunk without a trace
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post thoughts are with the families

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Son,
I am disappoint.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post People still havent stopped with all this 'epic win' and 'fail' nonsense yet

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. Totes irritate, that.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't I wish.

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It gives me so many feels.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could care less

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't realise that was a thing until this thread
If I have ever saw it, I just accepted that they were using English as a second language.
I have muted my wee cousins on Facebook.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post THQ...
...a company full of middle managers who couldn't figure out what was right in front of their fucking face. Cretinous management decisions happened on a daily basis. Demotivation of the workforce seemed to be the company motto. Very very sad for the people who've lost their jobs though... too much of this type of shitness in the industry at the moment.

/rant
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfectly sums up most game companies
Anyone worked for Rockstar Games? Are they just as bad?
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
no idea about rockstar, I know very little about them
but yeah, sums up games companies - NW used to be littered with them, how many AAA studios now? 2?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 that are barely making ends meet!

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Demotivation of the workforce seemed to be the company motto.
ha ha, Yes. Traveller's Tales are masters at that art as well. Feel sorry for the buggers who lost their jobs because of them. Tough times in the industry, just like in early 2000's
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do so many games publishers go bust?
I'm not sure that any of them survive for more than about 5 years or so.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post catering

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably debt, they all borrowed loads and now can't pay it back.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did THQ make anything good?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Pilot boats having fun

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
having fun doing horrifically dangerous things
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sea trials
and surfing are great fun
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post are the sea trials to test the boats out?
genuinely curious
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post To test that new boats / ships meet specifications
also often done after major repairs and modifications.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Basically
When the ship is being designed it will be speced for max speed both in forward and reverse, sea conditions it can take etc etc.

The designers would have been on those boats praying to fuck they got it right and not have a broken gear-box or propellor shaft.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeee! :D

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post My dream
is to be on boats like that...love that!
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went on a pilot boat when I was about 10.
My grandparents used to live on Anglesey, near to a pilot station, and my grandad got to know the pilots. Via him, I was invited to tag along one day.

They even let me steer it for a bit.

It was ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up near a pilot station, those pilots must be mad bastards after
seeing them going up the side of ship on a rope ladder in rough conditions
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post my Dad used to be a a some what failed yachtsman
by that i mean i dint sink as many times as he might have due to good luck and the lifeboat service. and i remember sailing with himaround the bristol channel with some nasty storms that spring up, all good fun
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
1:58 FTW!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Syd Barrett visits the accountant
Hope you're all having fun filling out your tax returns :-D

This is from a few years ago and has probably been posted here before, but deserves another airing.
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a link post New Aliens: Colonial marines trailer
Please be good please be good please be good...
It certainly looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The thing that always bothered me about these games & the later films.
In Alien you have a bunch of space truckers who are taken by surprise and get minced. Fine.

In Aliens you have a bunch of marines who are trained and equipped to go up against humans. They get taken by surprise and mostly get minced. Also fine.

At this point the folks back home more or less know what they are up against, yet they still send people in with armour made of tissue paper, no acid protection and pea shooters with insufficient ammo.

It's almost as silly as Starship Troopers.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have made it so that you are a group of alien sex tourists going to do some dogging on LV-426
But then get taken by surprise and get minced
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit of a shit place to go dogging
but at least it's quiet.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post you'd have to cope with
Mac McDonald learing down at you and occasionally taking first-dibs as Captain of the colony.

www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsM/tve11556-19990225-284.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would imagine most doggers come at night.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post really? you must be newt around here

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely about Starship Troopers
I mean if ever a bunch of guys required tanks, it was them
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post should have got the A Team.
The A Team vs Aliens? That I would watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who needs tanks when you have powered armour and nuclear rifle grenades?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post They already killed the franchise at least three times,
Alien 3: mediocre excuse for a sequel that killed off two of the heroes at the start and the main character at the end
Alien Resurrection: absurdist gory slapstick, and rubbish
Prometheus: pretentious rubbish that made no sense.

and that's not even counting Alien vs Predator which were just opportunistic gore fests that pissed on the grave of the original idea. Let's not now dig up the corpse to use in some sort of sick puppet show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That too
I thought saying "and they were shit" was unnecessary.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually quite liked Alien 3,
I was just a bit annoyed that it was the sequel to Aliens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
You seen the making of? www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMgZWa-RFFs Would love to see an interview with Fincher about all the "fun" he had making that movie.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have not.
I like the top comment on that though:
"Ripley, Hicks, and Newt did make it back to Earth. Alien 3 was a bad dream Ripley was having in the Sulaco. Alien Resurrection was a bad dream the audience was having in the theater."

I read about some of the theological themes he put in, on the Wikipedia page. I like finding out the hidden meanings in films. I've never seen it mentioned anywhere, but there is definitely a Chi-Rho on one of the doors in the complex.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought that it was a bit summary, simply wiping out Hicks at the start of Alien 3 after all he'd managed in the previous film.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah,
but I think Fincher just wanted to make his own film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have to say I really enjoy Alien3
Top Brit supporting cast in Postlethwaite, Glover and Dance, and back to more of the claustophobia of the first one - just a shame it had such a mangled front end trying to bodge it onto Aliens.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post This, with two slight provisos.
Prometheus wasn't pretentious. It was too witless for that. And Alien vs Predator is - I admit - a guilty pleasure. The sequel's terrible, but the first is quite fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^Oh absolutely
And in complete agreement about the first Alien vs Predator, a guilty pleasure for me as well; it's story line is classic Sci-Fi and I thought carried off quite well.

The second one was, as you say, simply dire
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I beg to differ on Alien 3
but only the Director's version which is superb. The theatrical release was utter gash.
/actually it's an 'assembly' cut as opposed to director's. But it is still preferable to the theatrical release.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I made the mistake of going to the cinema.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch
/I did the same with AvP :(
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post *points*

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4vbMv9gbmM
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got both on DVD but I don't remember which one I watched
but I remember it being different to the one I'd seen previously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would you like to play the Aliens Text adventure?
"Press any key to nuke the site from orbit"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try the board game
Flash version here
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What do you want to do?
: Get away from her you bitch!
What do you want me to get away from?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds as tho the money they saved on voice over artists
they spent on the catering budget.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i thought that
Good lines, but 'videogamey' delivery.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It certainly looks good!"
Sorry, can't agree there, it looks like it's playing on a PS2. Some of graphics looked well shoddy.
And why is it being narrated by Duke Nukem?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
some shots were bleeding awful
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didnt mean *looks* good - i mean, it looks good as in 'its aliens, and you are a space marine with a pulse rifle'
The unreal engine is showing its age now, but good things can still be done with it in the right hands.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats Unreal? Must be Unreal1...
Unreal 2 can still deliver some gorgeous looking visuals.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post First time I saw unreal (1) I nearly shat myself.
Funny how quickly state of the art graphics get tired.

The first few times (8 bit, 16 bit, first "decent" pc, first 3d card) I thought "game graphics will not get better than this!", and now I think "Meh. It'll be obsolete in 3 months."
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing Flashback on the Commodore Amiga and thinking it was the best thing evar.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post savour those fond memories
www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-01-22-flashback-origins-revealed-as-an-hd-remake

It wont be the same without those amazing rotoscoped graphics. They were the main impact of it for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post (nostalgia glee)

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you like that you're gonna lurve this
www.kickstarter.com/projects/1461411552/elite-dangerous
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post read that as
'its aliens, and you are a space marine with a pulse, rifle'
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know they feel obliged to make an action game
but even Aliens' (which this game is seemingly roughly based on) main strength was not running around blasting anything that moved charging about in the open.

It was about the element of surprise and chaos. Team dropping like flies, Aliens coming out the walls, all the shit going down.

Other memorable set-piece equivalents could've easily been when hunkered down looking at the blue-prints with motion sensors etc.

Of course an action game could probably never capture the suspense and madness of Aliens, but this whole running around gunning Aliens down wily nily doesn't sit right with me. In about 45 clips in the trailer the player should've been gunged in acid and killed.

The only thing that'll save the game is if it's a *good* action game with precise, fair controls. Given previous efforts I'd be surprised if that's the case.

P.s. I thought the Alien Vs Predator game from the late 90's got the balance about spot-on in terms of human flimsiness.
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Dodgy Doggers NSFW I made this!
NSFW for swearing and dogging of course.
(BrokenToaster, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grim...
But I lolled, so have a click!
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant
Have a *click*

You should all watch this.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
lovely
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nicely done.

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is inspired
well done, all

*sips tea*
 (I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Hamster & Pretzel

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would feel compelled to pick him up and twist and squeeze the little guy just to hear the pretzel crack.

(chompedhomas, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's needs a wind instrument audio over dubbed
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like this?
Clicky

I did have another song choice but Tubedubber isn't working. :o(
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post quick and dirty
tinyurl.com/a6m43ux
 (sebmcr, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post at the end he's all like
"what pretzel? was there a pretzel here then?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Greedy little furry sod.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that went quick

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post As most males hear from their partner

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post So that's what 'biting off more than you can chew' looks like

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post that shit is hot!!

(PintOfGuinness, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only the speaker had a gun

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flow chart for fudged assassination
Have gun? Y
Loaded? Probably
Gun fails? Y
Within arms' reach? Y
Use knife? Hell no!
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a gas gun with pepper spray in it
No potential for assassination.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wait, so why did he try to cock it? And why did he still bring a knife?

You can tell how much I care about this story.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because you still need to cock it
It's not a magic, cockless gas gun
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And there was me thinking that canisters of mace came "magically" pre-pressurised, (like CO2 for air pistols can, and all hand held sprays do) -- not that you had to pump it like a Super Soaker. Silly me.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, just in case it's not clear
There's no conspiracy. It is a pepper spray gun.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mega-Wedgie!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC from last week
Wasn't the other post called something like 'when assassinations go wrong'?
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post were they trying to shine a torch up his arse at one point?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:06, , Reply)

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