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This is a link post This pug needs help!
Who can help the stupid short legged French Bulldog who looks a bit like a pug get back his frisbee? WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn right it needs help, it needs a new wardrobe for a start, that coat is just hideous.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It could be worse
www.pamperedpuppy.com/articlereviews.php?article_id=320&fromcat=5
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man, they really are ugly, miserable looking dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to live with a guy that kept pugs, they made the wierdest noises, he had one called ptolemy, he droppe a ladle on its head and its eye fell out.
It was minging.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahhahahahahahhahah!
WHAT?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its eye fell out. It was gross, he had to get my friend nick to hold it while he washed it under the tap and pushed it back in, it was fucking minging.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ewwwww!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What were you doing during all of that?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wanking, why do you think the eye had to be washed?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post <s>wanking</s> skull fucking a pug.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking subject lines, sort it out cr3. x

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post While imagining it was Gabrielle..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gabriel Byrne?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The nineties pop diva? well you would, wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
this was an extremely gratifying subject and discussion
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Retching gently and pissing myself laughing. We were cooking pasta, I lost my appetite and settled for wine.

Memorable evening.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh no he di'nt

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pugs are mutations

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its a french bulldog, not a pug

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pugs are uglier but similar. Horrible little things.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't look like a pug to me.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc768cdn9Y1r4zr2vo1_r2_500.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like my ex-girlfriend and her mother.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a link post This arrived on site today. I made this!
I was expecting a load of Jawas to scuttle out and offer to sell me a droid.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
What the hell do they feed you to need shitters like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how you've tagged it
as "comedy"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Been there done it seen it....
Sullom Voe, 1978 - 1981
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not that interesting,
but 100,000 out of ten for the description.
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 6:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Florida Couple Addicted To Coffee Enemas.
Wow, just wow.

"I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Miss F ?.........

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheeky.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post With friends like that, who needs enemas?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Public Enema No.1.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Edit: Enema of the state
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst she tried to be honest
Everyone will just mocha
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post america-no!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they will
In the long run it will costa
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post i guess we'll find out
nero the time
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post One lump or two?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post didnt they have a woman on Embarrissing Bodies that did this
and then put the whole gubbins into the dishwasher to claen it?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep your friends close, but your enemas closer.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Romain Grosjean's first-lap crashes in 2012 F1 season
dont blame me for the speeling i didnt do it/\
2 and a half mins of grosjean crashing in the first couple of laps from 2012, with any luck he will be able to get to lap three this season before crashing into some one
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a twat
I could do them crashes.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a link post This is what we're all singing in Glasgow tonight
...bottle of buckfast, a tear in our eye, trousers at our ankles, vomit down our front and a wee jobby poking out the back of our trousers.
(iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a good night out!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post WATP

(serge, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this^^
IAWT
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post GWTITETRTAVDTFAWJPOTBOTTaC

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post So it's true. All Tamworth pigs are orange.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proper classy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'she was trying to make the tag look nice'
WHAT?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate to think what her fanny looks like...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post VAJAZZLE.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blue waffle
trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post grim.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.instructables.com/file/FK20NLNFE1M4UBX
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Beck covers Bowie's Sound & Vision
(with a little help from about 200 friends)
(grbrit, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That mix is far too annoying at the beginning, i can't listen to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
You such a precious little thing, aren't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post HOW YOU TURN MY WORLD YOU PRECIOUS THING

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, hello.
It's the Goblin King.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sprays fairy*

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE TABBY ALONE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Completely bizarre and self defeating
O_o
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really patchy
Trying far too hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get on with it!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
If you get bored, jump ahead to about 7:00. It gets jiggier there, and I watched the rest so you didn't have to.
 (grbrit, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Beck, so I did watch most of the way through
I was expecting great things after the abstract start, but in the end I thought it was a competent but not outstanding version. At least Beck continues to experiment with new things, but on this occasion not worth the effort I thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did bowie ever do any good music?
All the stuff I have heard of his is shit.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh do fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Consider yourself ignored mormon.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oo-ooh, I'm with Pissy,
His output has been 'patchy' at best.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bullshit!
His catalog is epic...sure, there are some duds and sure there are some overplayed ones that get old, but if you listen to stuff like Cygnet Committee or Memory of a Free Festival, that shit brings a tear to my eye every time
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay then, saucy.
What album is a good place to start?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs cockporn*

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post hunky dory
(you can pretty much stop here, too)
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hunky Dory is my fave...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, see- I've never heard that.
Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wowsers!
You've never heard Hunky Dory? It's even worth cracking open your lepidoptera filled purse for!
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one with Laughing Gnome on

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dairylea?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cow (Low) or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Low deserves the acclaim it gets,
and it is one of the few of his without awful cover art.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Personally
I love Outside, which was a concept album. Space Oddity is pretty much cover to cover goodness. Earthling, Heathen, Reality are about 70/30 good to meh. And for live performance, the third disk of the BBC disk is recent and eliminates much of the 1980s trebly sound / drum machine sounding drums. Wild is the Wind is classic on that disk. If you like covers, Pin Ups is good. Station to Station is intense, especially the title song. Hours is really mellow, with Thursday's Child a call out track, and Something in the Air a desperate tail of relationship decay. I shy away from Tin Machine altogether...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually bought outside. I hated it.
I think I am going to give hunky dory and low a go.
After Eddache's BioShock lp up to there *points*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spiders from Mars was ok.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe I was being at bit too hasty.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, it is a matter of personal taste, in general he was rubbish, the music to Labyrinth was awful.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck your soul!!!

(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMcuRl_shGE
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey!!! I am alowwed to say that, one of mates is Toby Froud, he played the baby in Labyrinth, he thnks the music is shit also.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, sorry...
Please unfuck your soul...Could ya get me his autograph?
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but his jodhpurs made up f....
wait what? He sang in that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, too fucking much.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dance, magic dance!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Beck
But I don't like this. Throwing 200 people at a song doesn't make it good. The intro was pointless and when it got to the actual song, it would have sounded a lot better with less people involved.
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a link post "mirror" a movie by Andrey Tarkovskiy

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post His book of polaroids is one of my most treasured books.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
this one?
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one.
Google image search "andrei tarkovsky polaroids", they're so simple and eerie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder if this one's any good
www.amazon.co.uk/Bright-Day-Andrey-Tarkovsky/dp/0955739411
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's the English version, the Russian version is still available and is about £30.

Haven't bought it myself though, mainly because i don't speak Russian.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post im going to watch this tonight
The Stalker is still the most beautiful film i have watched
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Revolution ( Life Cycle of a Drop of Water).
Lovely little stop motion animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloomin' good.
Are these all made by the same person/people/company? Loads of videos have this papercraft 'look' nowadays with plucky/happy guitar music.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think it's just one of those 'in' styles at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you hated pretentious Vimeo pre cum shit

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, that seems to be everyone else.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ok with pretentiousness in animation.
But Vimeo does have a lot of film student wank.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a link post The only Britpop comeback that matters to me right now

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post CHRIST I FUCKING LOATHE SPACE
The talentless scouse CUNTS should be shot into orbit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Along with Ocean Colour Scene.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, they were fucking rank too.
But I have a personal reason for hating the most awful Space *spits*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he bum you?

(Testicles just for you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly
Tabs tried to bum him, but he got turned down due to him having crows feet that make his face look like an old mans ball sack.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fifty quid on anal bleaching I'll not get back.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I met the lead singer
in a gay club once. A GAY CLUB! Whatever will they think of next?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you punched him in the throat
and then pissed in his mouth when he was on the floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was in Liverpool

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that's a yes then?
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post They just discovered a new mountain in Liverpool.
It's called killamanforhisgiro.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I CONCUR
Have been joking with my Mrs of late about the oft-forgotten Welsh Invasion Of The Mid Nineties. Was truly nasty!
 (Danabnormal, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're not including the Super Furries are you?
'Cos they wrote some corkers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post GOD YES
and one of the best bands to see live too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you see them headline Ashton court?
'The man don't give a fuck' was just stunning. Well, it all was.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did!
Seen 'em a few times and they have always ended with that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get a bong and a room

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs*
OK I HAVE THEM NOW WHAT?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Toploader also headlined Ashton Court, with Bustah Rhymes on the other stage,
That shit is unforgiveable, some 4 foot nothing biker threw a beer keg at them and some bottles, that was funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ey?
Wales isn't in Liverpool?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Manic Street Preachers were aces.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Fuck off were they.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe tomorrow is a great song.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a song about the horsemeat scandal?
Because that's terribly prescient, if so. Well done them.
 (spewneak, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 1:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Facebook being sued over "like" button.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicks " I like this"
Fire up the lawyers Rob!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm....
... is the process of expressing if you like something really patentable?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Asking questions on the internet...
...is under a legally protected patent held by "Yahoo Inc.". By phrasing your statement as a query, you are in breech of the patents act 1988. Please cease and desist before we have to take further legal action.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not the concept that's patented though
it's the mechanism.

Say I came up with a design for a door lock that uses a spit-sample as the key. I couldn't patent the idea of locking doors, but I could patent the idea of spitting on a locked door to open it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not if I get there first!
*Runs to nearest patent office*
 (verylittlesound Babylon 5's a big pile of shit, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sticks out foot and trips up*
*Jumps on scooter*

So long suckers!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
And patents are absolutely crazy nowadays. The nth degree to which you can patent something means that people just register millions of vague design features. Like corners. Look at Apple.

TBH Someone needs to take a long hard look at patenting, particularly in the US where it stifles just about any innovation.
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can he do something about the seagull problem too?

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Words can describe how much I FUCKING HATE Wisbech.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'be careful - it's dangerous out there'.
Where the fuck does he live? Gotham City?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hyrule, obv

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank cod he was ok...
he really was between a rock and a hard plaice.
 (itilliterate, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should say
He could've got battered.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post luckily the chips weren't down

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'd've been gutted
if they were
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post They would have been fin-ished.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'd certainly
have been left floundering
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think this is the whole truth, something sounds fishy

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh for cods sake.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post when the chips go down, you better be ready

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guys
who attached him sounds like total rissoles.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post kicking them in the knees
lol, what a fucking champ
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only the yobs' knees had guns

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm voting for YOU as the next pope.
No kid left unnonced!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy kids!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post So he says.
We all know he was accidentally impaled on a prozzers high heel whilst performing a horrid sexual act.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 37??
67 more like
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a link post My Dick's Double Full Length Release NSFW
A whole album of songs containing My Dick.
My favourite is 'Orinoco Dick (Bonus Track)'
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Rappin' for Jesus
This not on here yet? it is now lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha "Jesus is M'nigga"
*clickies*
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok that's the best thing I've seen in 2013 so far
Simple as that.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't stop watching it
the dude with the smoke machine as well haha
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooooooohhhh.
The fuck!?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh lord that is brilliant
so innocently, sweetly misguided
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
It's amazing.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking rappers. LISTEN TO SUM PROPPER MUSIC WHERE THEY PLaY there own INSTYMNENTS?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
i've a feeling this isn't a real thing, but that wouldn't make it any less special.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh
this ^
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post My spider sense is tingling
But I want it to be true
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fake 100%
YT account and website created only yesterday.
 (Fluffster, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chortle
Has to be a Poe. Too well done.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow!
That is fucking fantastic
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is truly
excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *has* to be a tim and eric sketch
...it has that feel about it
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Pig In A Wheelchair Thingy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Super cute lol
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oink Oink!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post so pink!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get in mah belly!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post so cute!
I'm gonna get me a piglet and cut it's back legs off cos I want one
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww!
But god, please make his wheels heavier!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post So they can eat him a bit at a time?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Benny Hill in Africa I made this!
After watching play4cheese's link below www.b3ta.com/links/African_Migrane_Cure
I decided it needed more Yakety Sax
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sirry iriot!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Jane Leeves on the right?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe so or at least the African equivalent.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazing amazing amazing
lols from me
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Just in case your anti-hipster marketing bullshit rage was dying down, I give you
Hessian, the brand in a box.

kottke.org/13/02/hessian-a-brand-in-a-box
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just a little bit sick in my mouth.
And I can't decide whether to blame you, or the ultimate criminal Ben Pieratt.

This is worse than AIDS.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL I NEED TO SMASH SOMETHING NOW!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is great news
as it means that I can finally legitimately sell my idea that I came up with in the pub. Ladies, Gentlemen and all those in-between, I give you The Hover Chip.

It's a standard silicon chip but by inserting it into any PCB it will make that product hover. The 8 pin version makes the product hover 8ft above the ground, the 16 pin, 16ft and so on.

It comes in white or black. Dunno how it works but that's not my department. £50k buys you the rights to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the logo for my new elephant ride company. Anyone have $18,000 I can borrow?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take a dozen.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post AAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a link post New Light Show I made this!

(jerseymoss www.youtube.com/spaffordmusic, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Spaffing" is an interesting name for a band, but if the shoe fits!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post www.facebook.com/spaffordmusic
Its Spafford, but we Spaff you at our shows. Spaffing is what happens, you feel Spaffed when your done. Also known as a Spaff infection.
 (jerseymoss www.youtube.com/spaffordmusic, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serious Rox!
Well done.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spafford is a stupid name.
You should be called "Keckspuff" instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a link post The Difference Between Holland & The Netherlands.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post i love this guy...
he's done some great stuff, a while back someone posted his two part history of the City of London, i.e. the square mile as opposed to london town. really fascinating.
EDIT: here it is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrObZ_HZZUc
and
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1ROpIKZe-c
 (itilliterate, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting stuff.
The videos about the benefits of the Alternative Vote over the first-past-the-post voting system made my blood boil. If the information had been available and so simply explained a few years ago...
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post *high five*
yes, the AV one is so slickly done but so over simplsitic and totally overlooks the need for an executive to be decisive and effective rather than eternally seeking compromise through endless coalition committees, and for a few other reasons i no longer recall, it also made my blood boil.
EDIT: oh, i misunderstood you. thank goodness it wasn't out then!
 (itilliterate, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He actually released it well in advance of the referendum
I was posting it everywhere to no avail clearly :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post the only real winners in AV/PR...
are the inevitably larger political class, and the accordingly over-represented minortities. remind me, what was the voting system that got that lunatic fringe nutjob nick griffin a seat in the european parliament? he wouldn't have had a chance in hell under FPTP.
 (itilliterate, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He got with less votes than the BNP recieved the previous time because of voter apathey
Which is partly due to the unrepresentative nature of FPTP (EDIT:apathy toward politicians with the scandals of the time effected that election I mean). If people felt that their vote mattered even a little they might be more inclined to use it. I see no problem with AV, in a fair number of seats it wouldn't change a damn thing, take Anne McIntosh for instance who regularly get 52% in her seat. It retains the constituency link, makes MP's work harder for their votes, allows people to express their actual political leanings rather than having to vote tactically.

(I'm not invoking Godwins law here, so don't take offence :p)You're argument about the inefficiency of coalition is basically the thin end of the wedge of arguments such as promoting a vanguard party or dictatorship of the proletariat, or fascist regime. I never understand how 'more democracy' is somehow a bad thing? As with the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, you might not like the outcome, but if its representative (which you cannot argue FPTP is) the means surely justify the ends?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post tl;dr
i joke, i joke.
i read everything you said.
twice.
apathey? apathy surely?
compulsory voting?
not for me.
they say 'doing nothing is not an option'.
but it is.
*does nothing*
 (itilliterate, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apologies for the spelling
Compulsory voting is tempting to me, but yeah you're right people should be allowed to not bother if they want, and but as I say that's what let Griffin in. I'd like an end to FPTP but I think we're stuck with it for a while now. Votes at 16 might instil people with a sense of civic duty and improve turnout
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think I'll go to Ostend instead.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post He forgot to mention about the super-skunk.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the prossies.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post and for that reason, I'm out

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
An amsterdam brothel may have it's clean sheets and sanitation but it doesn't have the charm of a joyless shag round the back of the local sink estate pub from a 56 year old mother of 17.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that your plan for Valentine's day?
Sounds good.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:04, , Reply)

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