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This is a link post Irony writ large.
Mascot of the Heart Attack Grill dies.

That's right, it was a heart attack. In front of the diner.

*pffft*
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The diner features tongue-in-cheek health warnings..."
Also known as 'facts'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made me
fancy a burger now.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post No2
to drop dead
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
In 2012 a man in his 40s was hospitalised after he began sweating and shaking while eating a 6,000-calorie Triple Bypass burger at the restaurant.
Triple Bypass burger,Triple Bypass burger
TRIPLE BYPASS BURGER
TRIPLE BYPASS.

FFS
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went there during my road trip of the states.
Fantastic place, highly recommend it. I only went for a double bypass burger though as i am a coward. (even that made me feel pretty rough)
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a link post The legendary "Brigette Neilsen" episode of World Cup Fantasy Football (1998)
The fun starts at 7.50 - part II also available: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmI6fgXkhA

I remembering watching this live and thinking that the hospitality at the ITV studios must be very generous.
(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remember when sunday afternnoon tv was brilliant?
They had this, This Morning with Richard Not Judy, The Sunday Show, Mission Impossible. Aces.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I long for the day when crime is a thing of the past.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... And the brilliant TV was after this

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had completely forgotten about The Sunday Show - that was fantastic TV.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post BLOODY HELL!!! What a handful, that was pretty embarassing to watch really.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantasy Football always made me cringe.
And after watching about 6 seconds of that video, I find nothing's changed. I'm curious as to what happened though. Was she pissed up or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post she was smashed. Got baddiel to grope her boobs.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That blonde one is a woman?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Transsexuals can have boobs as well you know.
Racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is probably worse, actually. John Lydon on the same show/series.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVhHTkcwuKI (Part I)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfh6AEyq7us (Part II)
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post He never could find shirts that fit him.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post what an attention seeking twat

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post My brother and I thought that singing "He's got a pineapple, on his head" really was the height of wit.
Still do come to think of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I kind of felt sorry
for Jason Lee at times, but they did it so well: www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5vlPDt_YH8
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post god almighty

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post David Baddiel is shite.......
.......he is my definition of embarrassingly unfunny.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Particle based 3d music visualiser
the one at 2 minutes is particularly pretty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very pretty
*Looks superb Full screen/hd
I like the one at :50. Reminds me of a Crystal being illuminated by prismatic light.

 (Sherbs, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post SCIENCE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...is Boss

(Sherbs, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post you got my click
at about 6 secs in......lovely visualisations
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a link post disposable sea slug penis
NSFW for images of sea slugs going at it.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Unfinished London part 2
a great little documentary by Jay Foreman. A video about road planning doesn't sound that fun but stick with it.
part 1 is worth a look too.

GC from 2 years but worth another look.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Really enjoyed that. Interesting, amusing presenter and the topic is London trivia. Lubberly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
amusing rounds well in his family being beardymans brother.
 (ne1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Remember from the Olympics? NSFW
Steak & Kidney guy thinks it is NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
NSFW a bit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't imagine how restrictive our collective work places are, given how often we hear the cry of NSFW!?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would
dress up as woman and let 4 black men make me airtight in front of my own mother just to collect one of her queefs in a jar
 (Queef In a Jar, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *awaits '4 black men' log-in

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have to ruin
the joke further down the page, then. You do it yourself if you're so keen.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post has anyone seen Hulk Hogan around?

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
you bunch of funny fuckers!
 (Queef In a Jar, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Gentle tunes
...to which to make a life or death decision.Damn fine rockage.
(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post TUNE!!!
Played this on the show last night!
Best of luck tomorrow dude, keep us informed.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Assuming I make it through the surgery
I will give an update in the next few days, provided they don't change their mind should they assess the survival odds at worse than 50/50,which is what they are now. Time to dig out some Strapping Young Lad (as Jim'll used to say).
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having just seen your post from a couple of days ago:
Jayzus H Macy. I hope all goes well for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff
I'm more of a fan of The Moor to be honest, but that's still damn good.

Good luck and all that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That whole dvd set is the bollocks
Especially when you're facing serious decisions. Now time for "The Lotus".
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post PC!!!
All the best mate, big hugs from me and i'll be thinking of you!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post good luck

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best PC
Half the battles in your head. Remember that and stay positive!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hear, hear!
^what our micro-cocked duck-botherer said.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Wut?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Viral for hair extensions

(roysin, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Lee Scratch Perry - Rainy Night Dub
Morning, you lot. I'm off to see this living legend in Brighton this evening so felt obliged to post him up. Don't suppose anyone else is going to be there?
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He played in exeter last night, the guy is a walking anti cannabis advert.
He thinks he's jesus, totally lost it.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, brilliant. I can't wait, even more.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently he was spouting out the gibberings of a certified madman half the time he was on stage. i'm surprised that he can hold his shit together long enough to actually perform.
Film some and post it up here.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a story about years ago
when he stayed at someone's house from a record label, and when they came home one evening he'd buried the TV in the garden because it was talking to him.

*Mental illness lols!*
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds about right.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post And he (famously) burnt down his studio because of "bad spirits".
Though some people have charitably claimed it was due to Jamaican gangsters wanting money rather than cannabis psychosis.
(too many) DRUGS ARE BAD, MAN.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trudat.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post If that is the case, then I hope a hitchhiker is on hand to hit him with an axe when he inevitably flips.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh, am jealous.
pick any random interview with him - madder than his music but very charming. He sometimes wears a suit made from broken mirrors, IIRC.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like him but prefer his stuff from the 70's, Super Ape and the like
This is one that used to get me fridge raiding at 3 in the morning

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjKahBL0_XY
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It takes a lot of work to get that mental.
Respekt.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did lights for him once
No video screens to be used because they distract him , only static coloured wash lights allowed and a strict blonde manager/wife standing by who kept him in check while not on stage . Gig was still amazing .
 (I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Not exactly topical
but very well done and far funnier than you'd think.

The David Blunkett Policy Generator.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give airy-fairy liberals an on-the-spot fine, and then give them a 'Citizenship Test'.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lock everybody up, and then put them under a curfew order. And charge them for it.
That's sounds more like it.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give teenagers an on-the-spot fine, and then pre-emptively convict them. And charge them for it.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Nobody is listening to me

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post would.
I would bounce babies off a building just to get a whiff of her knicker drawer.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha. Brilliant *steals phrase*
Previously, my favourite (stolen from Viz was) "I'd swim through a piranha-infested pool of burning petrol with rancid meat around my knackers just to stand sentry next to one of her turds".
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's along the lines of...
... I'd drag my balls over ten miles of red-hot broken glass just to see the steam rise off one of her turds
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would
let Hulk Hogan stamp on my balls and use my penis to stir radioactive material to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie
 (Queef In a Jar, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gaz me.

(Hulk Hogan Champion of belt title match "King of QOTW", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
it's all downhill from here.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post And
me
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I'm assuming no-one has 'fart through a walkie talkie' as a user name.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You assume wrong.
'Gaz Me!!'
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post best.username.ever.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
God, office lols. ^this^ and ^
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, thanks a lot.
We're all on the register now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You weren't already?
haven't you wondered why this place is so quiet on a thursday morning?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Want to see a Remote controlled Lego Tachikoma?
Want to build one of your own?
www.vayamenda.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post But can it go to the kitchen and make me a cup of tea?
If not it's useless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's no salad robot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvDXrZX-SCA
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That has to be the best link i've ever posted, cheers for the reminder :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post jizz and cucumber, yum.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Bigot meets Billy Madison.
lol-city!


Well, it's pretty funny anyway.

Lousy bigots.
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post She went full retard.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You opened the door. . .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBm5ZSWbD14
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
The scary thing is, no matter how "rigged" the elections were, there were still people dumb enough to actually vote that retarded duck fart into the job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twice.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
Twice.

I reckon a third term would have been easily manipulated if it was allowed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post the response from 33 secs onwards is going to be my stock response to everything from now on
edit- ah, i see what you've done here
 (I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaha
she thinks "special needs" is a choice?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Wheelchair: The Legend.
Wait until the end for the inevitable.

Top parenting by dad handling the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bwaaaahaaahahahaahaa

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worst E.T bike scene recreation attempt ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post HaHahAHahAHaHAHa!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheelchair: The Legend.
There Can Be Only One*

*outcome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post he went full retard.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Double the fun
Double the disability.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOLO

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god lol
Bet he was monged after that one. Or before it, possibly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Timmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oops

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTF? They didn't expect that to happen?
Still £250 on YBF will go a small way to little Timmy's facial reconstruction.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having recently caught a little bit of that programme i've renamed it:
You've Been Maimed.

It's like a half hour Twisted Nederland fail vid thing nowadays but i suspect there are some fatalities in there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dont be so precious, Sugarplums.
I'm fairly sure YBF strictly filters out serious owwies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends what you mean by 'serious'.
I remember it being pretty tame but some of the stuff i saw on there a few weeks ago was nasty, definitely some broken bones, it was painful to watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Similar in our house
we call it You've Been Hurt
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post special

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Five Metallice songs played on piano
Also contains link to the sheet music.

Hauntingly beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 5:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
click :)
but now... it has me looking at sheet music, and thinking of my sisters shit piano in the front room... oh woe peoples ears. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 5:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice *clicky*

(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 7:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Before anyone else points out 'Metallice'.
This isn't a typo. It's a Metallica/Liberace crossover!!
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a link post ventriloquist's human puppet

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 3:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know how she's been around for this long.
Or how she still laughs at her own jokes.
 (AshTeamRacing, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 4:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..
didnt she rip that act from another ventrioquist ? so not even her own jokes...
 (I_am_B, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Daddy's showbiz connections helped massively.
Harmless, but really not my cup of tea. I saw her live about ten years ago, on the same bill as the briefly infamous Aaron Barschak, who remains the most embarrassingly shit comedian I ever expect to see.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still...
She does have massive tits.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has connections?
Why doesn't she get connections to humour lessons?
She's degrading female comedians, the few that are out there.
And the sooner stand up females stop going on about periods and shoes the fucking better. Jesus. Get a hobby for christ sake.
Speaking as a blood gusher myself like.
 (AshTeamRacing, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm....
I remembered seeing this routine elsewhere...a quick google provided results quite swiftly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=htU6qYsLsEE
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen it done by someone else as well years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
She lifted the routine wholesale. I don't understand how this unfunny plagiarising woman still gets work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll give you a clue...
Gobble, gobble...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post she bribes people with free turkeys?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be daft!!
She bribes with trips to the turkey sanctuary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post My God, it's like a flashback to Pontins in 1978.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your rapey father
was a plagiarising american ventriloquist?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Zerdin's done something lovely with his hair...

(I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post the nina conti doco on bbc four was very disturbing
shagging bloke 30 years her senior who taught her ventriloquism (I bet) and then says that fucking monkey is a psychological replacement for the baby she aborted.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah Jesus
anyone see her on QI? You could feel the whole room whincing when she was doing her stuff...
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Another Skull Trumpet.

(Fluffster, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 1:26, , Reply)
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i like this
 (itilliterate, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 1:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a link post How To Draw Really Good - Spiderman I made this!
I've given up music and started doing drawing tutorials. Here's a tutorial on drawing Spiderman to a professional and realistic standard with a 3D effect.

I hope you find it useful. Thanks, Oliver - Age 24.
(superpowerless, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha,
Reminds me of a picture I drew of Batman for a friend using AMX Art on a BBC Micro 25+ years ago!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:51, , Reply)
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do you still have it!?
 (superpowerless, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey no!
I think there may still be disks containing some of the programs I wrote back then (plus my collection of Acorn Electron games I hacked and compiled to add loader menus, shout outs to my friends in the high score tables, infinite lives cheats, etc.) back at my parents', but I think that particular picture disappeared when my school Econet account was deleted after I left.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 1:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome tutorial, i can't wait for the next one

i kept to the fundamentals, but used a more modern design.
 (I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 1:43, , Reply)
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that is a thing of beauty! I will show Neef
 (superpowerless, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 2:10, , Reply)
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we are impressed with the quality of your 'inside the head' technique!
 (superpowerless, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 2:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, i'm really happy with how the "inside the head" turned out. such a great professional tip
can i get some advance info about what the next tutorial will be about?
 (I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 2:40, , Reply)
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This is one somebody from my facebook suggested wanting to learn how to draw. Is there anything you have difficulty drawing at present and would like some professional advice with?
 (superpowerless, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, i've never been able to draw horses
but that sounds a bit boring, maybe it could be incorporated into something more interesting.
a unicorn, with a princess, and a monster, perhaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 3:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Horse incorporated into something else you say??

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post heh heh!
i should've realised i'd get a findus related pic
 (I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post edumacational linkages... thanks!!! i am not only taking up learning metallica on piano tonight, but drawerings as well! :D

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 5:44, , Reply)
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This is alarmingly similar to some of the modules I did at uni on 'digital imaging', which turned out to involve making happy faces out of pictures of sliced fruit in photoshop.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 6:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love it.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 7:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah good giggles :D)

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post hello
I tried my best, is this good?

 (I helped save b3ta! jefvel next to this text there will be a date, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is extremely good
Perhaps you should give us tutorials on all the popular superheroes. I for one would welcome that.

Poor Neef. You shouldn't have shown us his poor skills as it was bound to cause embarrassment to him/her.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's mine!
Spiderman photo Spiderman.png
 (MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're very inspi(der)ing
photo spider_zpsce9a576a.png
 (I helped save b3ta! lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Can I post the same link twice? I made this!
Bollocks, I'm doing it. I'm pissed.
I'm on the (internet) radio right now. It's a repeat of a show that was played earlier today. Me and Redbeard presenting the Ship O' Metal.

If you like metal you might like it. If you don't then you might not.
...
Christ, I sound like a wanker when I hear myself talk.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:15, , Reply)

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