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# My girlfriend gave birth this morning.
This is our son: Angus Manuel.





(Clicky for biggy.)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Congratulations!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Yay!

Go you! Has he got an icon yet?

(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# He's a cute wee young scamp!
Congatulations sir!, where's his 'L' Plate

EDIT: Attention Noob to the world - please read our FAQ - cheers!
Cue B3ta joke - "Did you make that yourself"?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Yes!

He won't be on until Tuesday . . .

(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:44, archived)
# And celebrations!
Angus is a splendid name.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Huzzah!
Well done and welcome to sleepless hell!
EDIT:
How come I got the ginger baby?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Congratulations
What a lot of hair! - (Can I have some?)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# he's also HUGE
he's nine and half pounds. The biggest baby in the ward today.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Fuck!
Normal delivery?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# UPS
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# nope
it was a c-section in the end. My missus is only like 5 foot two...
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Blimey
Mine is of similar build and had a similar sized baby the same way. Hope they are all doing well.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45, archived)
# yep they are both fine
and hopefully asleep. I've just popped home to bring back a few things and give her a rest. (and not to post pics on b3ta at all. oh no.)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Good good
My next one is due in 5 weeks. I'm shitting myself all over again.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# *hands tissue*
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:54, archived)
# you're a MACHINE!
:D
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:55, archived)
# in the end!? OUCH!!
C];0)

(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Having witnessed the terror twice
it's all OUCH!, even the non-ouchy bits!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:53, archived)
# gosh
Makes me glad ours were only 7lbs-ers
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Did he get a prize?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Congratulations!
Hairy little bugger but.

EDIT: Compo it. Compo it hard.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Excellent work!
A fine mane the young lad has.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# s'shopped . . .

(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:42, archived)
# ......*waits for animation*
oh....woo
congrats...babies rule.
literally they rule your life. Well done!!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# congratumalations
fuhrer.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:42, archived)
# awww. he's lovely.
Congratulations to you both.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Huge woo to the bairn
and congrats to you two fuckers
; )
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Woo!
Congrats
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# congratulations!
great stuff man!

have a beer!:



shady for calling it angus though :-p

(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Here . . .

'n'

(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# I like you commitment to B3ta!
who needs time off photoshop for child birth!!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# go you
congrats to all three people involved.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45, archived)
# WOO YAY HOOPLA PANOWIE
he looks chock full of humussness...

*hands around cigars*

well done that man!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Woo!
Congratulations
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45, archived)
# congratulations :)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Congratumalations
my chum had a baby this morning too. They've called her Amalie.
I bet she couldn't do as good an Elvis impersonation as your one looks like he could though!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# And a parental-type woo to you too sir!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:56, archived)
# congratumalations
and welcome to the end of your independent life.

By the way, that's a feck of a lot of hair the young'un has.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# 14:46 must be
congratumalations time...
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# I agree
wholeheartedly
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:50, archived)
# Yay!
Congratulations!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Tell her
well done.

Who's the father?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# I suspect it's not the milkman.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:48, archived)
# Yay!
:¬)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Congrats!
But the pics have been there for at least 6 minutes now and nobody has photoshopped them yet. What's going on?!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# well done and congratulations
to you both

as you are the Father
oh dear



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(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Awwww - sooo cute!
Congratumulations Mr M (and significant other)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# hmmm hairy
has Pat Mustard the milkman been round?

ducks
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# There have been...
An awful lot of very hairy babies recently! Maybe it's Hank and his massive tool?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Congratulations!
I'll send that to Tom Watson. His is taking a little extra time for private gestation.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:48, archived)
# woo yay and hoopla
he's a little fluffy one!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:48, archived)
# awwww....
Many congratulations to you, your missus and the little one.

Nice wig he's got too!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:49, archived)
# ahhh
Needs a mullet.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:49, archived)
# woo hoooooooooo!
congrats! He's so cute! (Are you sure he's your's? Arf)
aww.
/speechless.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Woo to you, and more importantly to Mrs Manuel
Champers all round!

Chin, chin!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Congratulations!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Congratulations.
Does that mean we have to stop calling you a Jaffa behind your back now?

"Just kidding", as Gary Glitter was once heard to mutter.

Had to take my Mrs up for her 20 week scan yesterday but would the little bugger sit still for the ultrascan? Would it bollock. No funky picture this time :(

Woo.
Yay.
Houpla.
Panowie.
High cockalorum!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# congrats!
he's lovely.

*waves at Angus*
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Woo
I like his Elvis suit.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Congratulation and bazoo!
on closer inspection wee Angus looks very familiar...

sorry
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I wondered how long it would take! :)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:53, archived)
# arf
hehe
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:54, archived)
# aww -
even those are cute :)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Beezer!

(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha
it suits him
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:00, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!!
on him not being ginger
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:53, archived)
# ^ this
congrats rob. nice looking kid. must take after his father! ;)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Congratumalations.
does this mean the newsletter going to be late?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:54, archived)
# YES!

THIS!

The three 'p's

Priority!

Priority!

Priority!

(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:58, archived)
# LOL!
Man after my own heart! :)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# congrats
and all the hair means he doesn't have to do the baby cliché of looking like a wee winston churchill
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:56, archived)
# congratulations
only just missed out on being baby number 60000000 to be born in uk

angus is a great name too
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Awesome.
Woooo.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:57, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
He's chuffin huge
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:57, archived)
# congratulations!
you should compo this one ;)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Yay!
Congratulations!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:01, archived)
# beautiful
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:01, archived)
# *big pat on back and so on*
congrats fella, and a lovely name.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
Congratulations Rob!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:03, archived)
# Congratulations
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Many Congratulations....
( The first 18 years are the worst :) )
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:06, archived)
# woo and yay and congrats and stuff
hurray to the three of you
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:09, archived)
# deepest sympathies
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:10, archived)
# THIS
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Congratumulations!!!
Congrats Rob. He looks just like me!


Well done!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Welcome Angus!
Lovely (and HUGE!!) baby - congratuations.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Hoorah for the new member of B3TA staff
Only a day old and already working out how he is going to post cat food through the front of the VHS so you'll be forced to buy that recordable DVD player after all. Mr Tesco will also be seeing a lot more of you and random times through the day and night to get stuff you never even knew existed before.
Congrats to you all!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:13, archived)
# yay brilliant!
and good choice of hair colour

this baby will go far!

*sends a psychic pint + celebratory cigar*
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:26, archived)
# hurrah!
angus is a good name
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Congratulations
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:32, archived)
# congratulations!!!!!!!!
turn your back on the board for half an hour, and something huge like this happens. typical. w/y/h to reproduction!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Beautiful
baby boy
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:41, archived)
# OH I SAY!
congratulations!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:02, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Congrats Rob
Hes so cute!
Look at his hair! Bless!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Congrats!
Congrats man!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Congratulations
Well done to you all
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Congratulations!
They always look like tiny doctors in those white suits don't they : )
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Congratulations!
:o)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Well done, sir.

Congratulations Rob and family.
Edit: If you're the Fuhrer, does that make Angus the Commandant?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Careful when he meets friends on holiday,

He will fight them on the beaches.

Well done all of you. He's a great looking kid, and I wish you happiness and peace.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Good point
Speaking as a paediatrician (no, gentle News of the World reader, that's kiddy-doctor not kiddy-fiddler) all babies, boy or girl, of decent size *should* look like Winston Churchill. If they don't, we get worried.

Congrats Rob, he's a smasher. And I've seen a LOT of babies lately.
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:47, archived)
# woo!
conbabulations! four more of those and you'll have no hair like me!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Woo!
Congratulations rob, you've got to be pretty chuffed. :-)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Congratulations!
Or should I say
Woo yay Houpla!!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:49, archived)
# Congrats Mr Manuel :)
Wait a minute.. he's got brown hair... :|

NOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 18:07, archived)
# congrats
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Well done
Rob! He's beautiful :)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Well done mate!
Congrats to mother, baby and yourself :)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 18:40, archived)
# That is one fine looking baby
When I first saw the pic (much later and shopped) somebody said it was yours and I thought "oh, he must have been born a few weeks ago". He Is HUGE and oh so lully :)

Somebody once said that bigger babies sleep better as they are able to drinks lots at each feed. I dunno if that is true but I hope so.

Congratulations!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Wel done chief
All the best to you and the family...
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Congratulations, Rob!
Let's do a sweepstake - I put £10 on his first word being either 'fucksocks' or 'spangtwatter'.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Congratulations Rob.
That is the most ridiculous amount of hair. May I request that you begin developing an affro on him immediately?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Hey congratulations!
Having kids is fucking magnificent.
And shit.
But mostly fucking magnificent.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:27, archived)
# well done
dad
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:29, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww
coochie coochie coooo
he's asleep. enjoy that while it lasts.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:33, archived)
# Congratulations
Our own little 'un, Skye was born last Sat on the 21st so know *exactly* what you're in for :D

All the best!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Woos!
Just had to add in my congrats to the both of you! He is one of the few brand new babies I've seen that is actually cute. Very well done!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:45, archived)
# it's time for you to start telling 'dad' jokes
and grow a moustache, all the photgraphs of anyone as baby, their dad always has a moustache.
Congrats!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:48, archived)
# Congratulations to you both
A truly lifechanging event..
The world will never look the same again!

He's a cutie isn't he :)
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 20:28, archived)
# Awwww! Hooray!
Congratulations to you both.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 20:44, archived)
# Congratulations to you both!
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 20:48, archived)
# He's lovely!
Congratulations to you and the Mrs.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 20:51, archived)
# hehehe
nice
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 21:11, archived)
# huzzah
The future of B3ta is safe and you can retire in 15 years or so. And you've got proof you've got laid. Yah, hoopla and so on.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Woo! Congrats to you both, but...

is it real?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Congrats!
Cheers to you both.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Congratulations!
Do you sell b3ta T-shirts that small?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 23:00, archived)
# ANGUS!
Where's his kilt?
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 23:38, archived)
# congratz
have a woo and a yay
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Congrats
To the ginger fuhrer, non-ginger mrs fuhrer and very very non-ginger Angus!

Hope he brings you both even more fun and happiness than his dad has brought to teh interweb.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Congratulations!
Huzzah, woo, and all manner of other congratulartory noises are clearly in order.

You two must be chuffed. :)
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Hooray!
Woo Yay, Houpla, and all that goodness!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:17, archived)
# hurrah!
congratulations!

280px wide? fp it!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:24, archived)
# Congrats, Rob!


Clicky for Biggy
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:31, archived)
# huzzah!
congratulations!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:40, archived)
# aww - v cute indeed..
congratulations!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Woot woot!
What an awesome head of hair! Lully lookin kid, and as for Angus? Nice one ;oD

Congrats! x
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 1:39, archived)
# A fine broth of a lad
Just don't go all soft and domestic.
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 1:59, archived)
# He's beautiful!
Congratulations!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 2:01, archived)
# congrats!
now is makt fluffy tiem!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 5:02, archived)
# Should've...
..,named him Tron;)

Well done fella.
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 8:08, archived)
# Congrats
Is he ginger?
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Well
done son.
He's v sweet!
Big Congrats
x
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 9:38, archived)
# he's got an awful lot of hair
and well done on not spreading your ginger genes
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 9:43, archived)
# huzzah!
congrats :)
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Panowie!
and...like everyone else says.....thank God he's not ginger.
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Congratulations
And best of luck to you and the little fella.
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Congratulations!
Need someone to teach him Science? I can do that now.
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Congratulations
...and celebrations
/End Cliff Richard
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Congratulations!
Congrats Rob & Lucy! I hope you're looking forward to his first words (which should be Woo Yay), his first drawing (which should be a big spunky cock) and all the lovely stuff that goes with having a baby!!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Congratulations!
He looks lully.
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 13:23, archived)
# woo
and indeed, yay. congrats on the little nipper
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Congratulations,
Guy. He's a top looking chap with hair I genuinely want.

Top tip, if the happy mother is going the breast-feeding route: Mackeson's Irish Stout. A can or two before the bedtime feed, and they sleep like houses. My dear mum swore by it when she was dropping sprogs. And we all turned out* alright!


*avoided brain damage
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 13:38, archived)
# AAAAAAAGH!!
THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR!


(oh, and congratulations)
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 14:19, archived)
# he's lovely
congratulations (:
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 14:34, archived)
# where do babies come from?
well dear, get a pinch of sperm and one egg. mix thouroughly and simmer for nine months.

"and here's one i prepared earlier:"
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 14:35, archived)
# bravo bravo
and..erm..welcome in this world
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Hooray! Hooray! Congratulations all around!!!!
What a beautiful baby! You can both be proud. And have a wonderful future together. Godspeed.
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Well done!
*buys 'My First Graphics Tablet', camera and kitten*
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Many congratulations
And welcome, angus :)
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 18:42, archived)
# congratulations
:)
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 19:38, archived)
# Oh
bless. Congratulations on what I'm sure will be a fine contribution to the people of Earth. Good luck!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 19:46, archived)
# vast globules of congrats
tooooo yooooouuuu!
yaaaaaay!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 20:24, archived)
# Congratulations
He's gorgeous. And not at all ginger
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Woo Yay and Congratulations!!!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 21:28, archived)
# aaawwwwww
Oh my god he is adorable, and what a lot of thick black hair he has! My daughters still a big baldy and she's nearly 9 months, you lucky gets!


Fancy swapping? ;)
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Congrats man!
(, Sat 28 May 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Just adding my name to a long list of congratulators.
My parents got a nappy change down to around 45 seconds if prepared. Beat that!
Seriously though, mega-chuffed for you. Congrats!
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 0:23, archived)
# What a beautiful boy!
Good thing he doesn't seem to mind being a celebrity.

Two questions:
Why did you name him after a cow?
Why is he in the middle of the newsletter and not at the top?

Congratulations to the Fuhrer family!
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 0:55, archived)
# I'm with Carowallis on this one
Congratulations baby person
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 0:57, archived)
# Aww, look at the lil' fuhrer!
He's adorable! And good job on the hair colour.
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Many congrats! Angus is gorgeous:)
It's a lovely name. Best wishes to you all
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Fantastic
and congratulations.
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 1:13, archived)
# Woo!
Yay! Dibnah!
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 1:13, archived)
# Yay!
Congratulations =)
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 3:36, archived)
# I, of course,
have to add my congratulations. So, congratulations Rob & Lucy! All the best of luck in dealing with your own personal poo factory.

Are you sure he's yours, Rob? As a couple of other people have pointed out, err, he's not ginger.
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 5:41, archived)
# Awww...
He am lovely.

Congratulations Rob.
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Congratulations
to you both, babies rock :D I think he deserves a mohawk....
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 12:11, archived)
# That's definately
the cutest thing I've seen on the Web lately. What a lully little dude, well done Sir and Madam!
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 13:31, archived)
# awww
congratulations!
I would have said earlier but I only just found the thread.
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 14:26, archived)
# congradulations
who's the father?

no... really. who's the father?
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 15:29, archived)
# What a little cutie.
He might turn ginger though. Congratulations.
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Aceness unbound!
:-D Just gotten an email from Denise pointing me here... Many congratulations Rob! Hope all's well of the 3 of you.

And hi to Angus! What a barnet!
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 20:30, archived)
# Aw bless he's so sweet!
many huge congrats going your way!!
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Congrats!
Sooo cute!
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 22:01, archived)
# JOY ! JOY ! JOY !
Applause to Rob - Highest regards to the Mother, God bless what it took to deliver that beautiful but huge baby! Spoil that woman!
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 23:00, archived)
# congrats
much happiness is coming your way
(, Sun 29 May 2005, 23:09, archived)
# Congratulations!
: )
(, Mon 30 May 2005, 0:38, archived)
# How about a really late congratulations?
Congratulations!
(, Mon 30 May 2005, 1:14, archived)
# You take a weekend off and this happens
Congratulations all round
*goes to bar and buys round*
(, Mon 30 May 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Wheeeee!
Belated Congratulations!

Best of luck with the sleeping - we'll be expecting nappy-based humour from you at all hours for the next few months.
(, Mon 30 May 2005, 15:28, archived)
# did you dye his hair already?
Good work mate
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Can I be the last to say
congratulations?

(Teh interweb's now the thing that you remember with fondness as you steal 28 seconds to check if you've still got any mates who'll e-mail you)
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 13:15, archived)
# no.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 19:34, archived)
# aww
sweet!

well done!
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 14:16, archived)
# muchos belated congratulations...
now that serves me right for doing things in real life this weekend!
you leave the computer alone for a few days & people go off & have kids!
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 16:44, archived)
# well procreated sir
and madame of course. A word of warning;- after 12 months you think 'blimey, all this dressing/feeding/sterilising bottles etc. lark is difficult. Pshaw. Make the most of ickle young 'un as when dey get bigger, dey get awkwarder... it starts wid der walking and gets worse from thereon in :-)

sorry, this is supposed to be a note of congrtats!

Woo. and Yay also.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Congratulations!!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# congrantumulatiothings
belated - guess i shouldn't 'a spannered so much of the last week recovering from that acid binge and checked the board.... well done to you all - peace
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)