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This is a link post HIGNFY - it's true!
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?sel=site&searchPhrase=%22all+grown+up%22

pervy old mail online!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it work with
"Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher"?
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post if there's grass on the pitch, let's play?

(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post If there's grass on the wicket
It's time for cricket





I have no idea what that means, puss flaps made me say it
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Something like that

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post If there's blood, play in the mud

(BertnotErnie, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this episode at the time, some of the "jokes" sunk like a stone,
what Claire Balding said about 9/11 was particularly embarassing.

It got incredibly serious.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the first HIGNFY I've seen for years.
I thought the 9/11 joke wasn't bad, actually. (For the unknowing...)

One of the reasons why I gave up on the programme was that it was a bit light; in this edition, there was just a hint of venom.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ian Hislop
Used to always act smug and I can see from that clip he still does.
 (BumCoiffure, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft
You can talk.
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Weirdly, this was the first episode I'd seen for years too.
I have NO idea why I decided to that night. I guess a rare friday evening in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched it on iplayer,
prompted, I think, by people here going "Ooooh, that 9/11 joke, eh?".
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted it on here. Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Painful
If she'd stopped at "airport" it might have just worked
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher loves you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post it's embarrassing these days
Merton and Hislop are well past it. Conrad Black walked all over them the other day.
 (benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? I thought Conrad took quite a kicking
Horses for courses, eh.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post When Jimmy says "Anyone I can get my hands on" in the original HIGNIFY show
it actually got a huge laugh from the audience and panelists. Here they cut straight back to Balding & co. Just saying...
 (Leemondus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post True. Although I seem to remember Hislop looking well unimpressed.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)
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Have you read the faked transcript that this refers to? It was clearly not a conversation that happened. Merton's dialogue in it just clearly isn't the way he communicates.

However, while I'm convinced that the dialogue is fake, a few of the references to floor managers and the like suggests that it was faked by someone that worked in telly, knew the deal, and was keen to reveal Saville as the sick little bastard he really was.

Here's the transcript: www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The story behind it is quite interesting
thejohnfleming.wordpress.com/2012/10/03/jimmy-savile-the-birth-of-a-paedophile-hoax-on-have-i-got-news-for-you/
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Merton was on Radio 2 a while back a said it was a complete fake

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I recommend captions
"... dressed as Peter Falk..."
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Like this:

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What a pair of self-righteous twats they are.
(yeah, Hislop and Merton not Columbo who is AWESOME!)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like you're now saying that in reference to the above photo.
You're still right though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a link post WTF?
WTF?

I found this after being shown 'willy bum bum' on youtube, I had not seen that before but has been GC'd on here about 5 times so shall not post it. Search youtube for THAT if you want mental.
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What the flip?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post WFT?

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - mouthbreather, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Why try flogging?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post waste transit service?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What's he saying, Dave!?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier wearing my Protective Cloak of Apathy, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Adventure Time
They were showing it in Luang Prabang airport when I was waiting for a flight - made me think twice about catching it.
 (Big Poe, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post You chose wrong - final pages of "chose your own adventure" books

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Purple link is purple - suggest people may start calling Scrunt at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If I may use this again.....

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Has this been posted before?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
but dont worry, I have tons more...
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Go to 14

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a link post Illusionments that confuddle
and bebother

A whole sequence of v-joes

Must be GC
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty good. I was utterly convinced the converse one was real until it was turned around!

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good, but the shoe one has a problem with the reflections under the toe being absent. The focal shift is nice though
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post Shamelessly ripped from George Takei's Facebook page, but it greatly amused me

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post poor stabbed man...
But LOLZ
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post The Wikitravel for Hell is rather a good read...
"Hell (also known as Hades and Aitch Ee Double Tooth Picks) is a place of eternal damnation in the Underworld. It is (for many travelers) the ultimate destination. Hell is popular with travelers rich and poor alike, at all times of year. The good news is that going to Hell requires little planning, but it's not for everyone."
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier wearing my Protective Cloak of Apathy, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the heads up
I was looking for somewhere warm to visit for the holidays.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I do like reading the 'stay safe' bits of that site, especially for notoriously dangerous countries.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp saw a hedge monster, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a link post 19 mins in, John McAfee calls in to Joe Rogan's podcast NSFW
Sounds reasonably normal!

NSFW - for a few swears
 (serge, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile in Sidmouth... Pensioner dumps poo on garage forecourt
BEST HEADLINE EVER!
 (hwak *boop-boop-honk-widdle*, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I had no idea PissFlaps was so old...

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Your name has gone into my 'enemies' book now.

(pissflaps., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, ooh! Don't forget me!
b3ta.com/links/897903
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Now how on, if your names going in this book too then I demand separate pages.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Tab Hunter' is already on page one.

(pissflaps., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "We're calling him the bloke who took a dump on the pump"
Surprisingly tricky to do both at the same time. So I've heard.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post (Also) Best quote ever!
"We’ve been up here for 33 years and, in all that time, I have never seen anyone defecate on a forecourt."
 (hwak *boop-boop-honk-widdle*, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Now THAT is asking for trouble.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The
fact that 'he then smoked a cigarette before driving off' amuses me...
 (ccc, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just how they roll in Devon!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Best headline ever?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Smurf-victim-tells-fear-series-bizarre-incidents/story-16311978-detail/story.html
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the right honorable gentleman aware of this?
gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
*slinks away, muttering*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
*struts back, wagging finger*

b-b-but hang on, mine's actually genuine!
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
'POLICE are hunting for a man "who looks like a smurf" responsible for a series of bizarre incidents around May Hill.

Several women have been approached by a man wearing a skintight blue all-in-one"morphsuit", who has then run off into woodland. His face was also painted blue.

In one incident, the man followed a lone woman, waving and performing star jumps, as she walked down from the top of May Hill.'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/27/portable-meth-lab-explodes-in-oklahoma-man-pants-police-say/
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine was genuine!
Are you calling The Sunday Sport liars?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
liars is such a nasty word. I prefer to say 'variable fact distributors'.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post Killer Karaoke
If you like badly sung karaoke and people being electrocuted whilst doing said karaoke, then this is for you.
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
That was hilarious...But a WHOLE SERIES OF IT?!??

No thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Good god. What a pile of shit that is.

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
You clearly don't appreciate the nuances of theater. This'll be on at the Royal Opera House next.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post My kid loves this new show
It's fun for a novelty idea but a series of this is going to get tiresome.

Have to admit though, saw a little bit of the show and the guy getting waxed was quite funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Classic Hom Comrades!
Before they went odd.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Are there any old school /links ghosts around today?

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria inevitable, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post How old school?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah you're proper old!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria inevitable, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
I think in b3ta terms I'm coming up on hip replacement time.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your little cows

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria inevitable, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
there's a compliment you don't hear every day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Speak for yourself

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Is /links old enough to have an old school?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've been on here for 6 years.
Middle school maybe?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria inevitable, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Old & School?
You Jimmy Savile's nephew?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post niece
actually
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria inevitable, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I love them biscuits!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post before, you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese Communist Party's Website gets sexually excited about Kim Jong-un...
...thanks to the Onion
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Well done them.
 (I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post A 170-Foot Trampoline Installed in a Russian Forest
I really, really want a go on this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post What is the point of putting a few terrible pictures that are either too far away, or fucking blurry,
when they should just include a video in the sodding article?
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Would be good for a 'bounce fuck'
See how far you could get before spluffing.
 (I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd get yer skates on then - I give it a week before someone drives into it, ripped to the tits on spud vodka, all captured on a dashcam.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a link post Britain's women are fattest in Europe.
I thought it was just me walking around bristol being a terrible snob/misogynist, but no.
BBC article here, in case anyone doesn't like Vice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Walking or mincing?

(pissflaps., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post wincing I reckon

(Ol' Ginger Bastard is getting some marmamamamalade!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Or possibly mancing

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Or daisybirding.

(pissflaps., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post All the more reason for Scotland to be granted independence.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the Daily Mail
Its probably time it was their fault rather than everyone elses.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that the Daily Mail causes cancer

(BertnotErnie, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Mail makes you so afraid to leave the house
that you sit inside all day, eating cream cakes and twitching curtains. Trufax.
 (I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
that reminded me of this mind-boggling untrue piece of journalism.

Although, yours is actually true...

www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Gloucester-women-style-stakes/story-11912118-detail/story.html
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post "women's sense of humour (30 per cent) and cooking skills (30 per cent)"
Does this mean only 30% of women had a sense of humour? Or that their sense of humour's operational capacity was only at 30% at the time of the survey?
 (I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
“this is a joke. has you seen the women outside iceland in kings sq. enough to make you sick”

megalolz.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post " It is a well known fact that socialism makes people fatter and so one would expect to see the incidence of obesity being much higher in areas run be labour councils - such as the North or Scotland"
(from the BBC comments)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahaha

as shown in those legendary Soviet Union Haribo queues.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
They've managed to squeeze in so much ignorance and prejudice into so few words.
 (I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post They're everywhere
So little time, so many chips and pies to eat.
 (I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
I used to know a Welsh guy who lived on fried egg sandwiches.

In fairness, he made me one a few times, and they were pretty damn good.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post so it's not just us American's then?
Yippie!
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No, don't panic, it's still: USA!!!! NUMBER ONE!!!!
When it comes to obesity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Australia is still ahead of UK
its like the Ashes, except for fat people
 (augsav <3, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
This was my first thought too.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post Whole Lotta Helter Skelter
Yes, it's a mash-up and no, it's not shit

(also may not be new here, searchy no-worky)

full story here: soundhog.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/whole-lotta-helter-skelter-beatles-led.html
 (kitch, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The only "mash-up" I'd like involving the beatles
would involve an industrial-mincer* & a time machine set to a date before any of the cunts had picked up an instrument.
*resist, Amadeus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You've expressed hate many times for that popular music combo
Do you not think they were rather good musicians?
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Butting in here...
I've always considered them better composers than performers. Ringo always gets the shit slung at him but I think he was just as competent and 'tight' as the rest of them. None of them were virtuoso instrumentalists, but they could write a catchy tune.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Well Tabs..
There should be more important targets for your time machine/mincer than an entertaining 4 piece from 60's liverpool. Its a major advancement in science and if its one wy only (terminator model of time travel) should be used to get rid of Coldplay; They are still a clear threat to the future of humanity. If you can use it more repeatedly (time-cop mode of time travel) then feel free to do as you wish ... in fact you probably have already.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly:
Imagine all the dreary guitar combos I've saved humanity from, if Coldplay were allowed to survive.
If only Bono wasn't shielded by an anti-time-machine-mincer-machine machine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post A sad day for our German B3tans


(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone pass the mind bleach please...
"We see animals as partners and not as a means of gratification. We don't force them to do anything. Animals are much easier to understand than women," Mr Kiok claimed.
 (Hoppitygoestotown Overmousingcausesfingercancer, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think it'll make much difference what the filthy dog-fucker says TBH.
Noone is going to take his opinions seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post But on the plus side:
Now we know Pissflaps' real name.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post A 'tea in nose ' moment.
So the people who are kicking everyone financial ass ATM bum Chihuahuas at the weekends?
 (jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Kicking donkeys
... AND bumming dogs? The rotten schweinhunds!
 (french, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
cue libel lawsuit by Peter Noone.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I lived there for three years
and now you're telling me it was legal all that time?!
 (daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think a woman shagging a horse
was POSSIBLY the first 'porn' I ever saw on the internet, Remember my dad showing it me, and then I promptly showed everyone at school, before parental locks this was.
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post A VHS of "Animal Farm" did the rounds at my school when I was 13

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
The German parliament's agriculture committee is considering a legal amendment to describe sex with humans as "inappropriate" for animals. A hefty fine could be imposed on offenders
well taking that opening paragraph
if the human has sex with the animal eg the person is the giver then thats ok
if the animal has sex with a person eg the animal is the giver not the taker than that is inapropriate

either way i need more than plain mind bleach
could have been worse could have been norfolk
 (fluffybunnykiller BULLIMICS FEEL THE URGE, THE URGE TO PURGE, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ich liebe Hunde. aber nicht auf diese Weise.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He's speaking in tongues!
*calls exorcist*
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It was made legal in 1969. WHAT THE FUCK?

(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Birthday Chez NSFW I made this!
It was my friend's birthday yesterday so instead of making her a card I made her a webpage. She seemed to like it. Needs sound.

Not NSFW in the strict sense but probably not advisable either.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What a lucky girl
I now have a permanent ringing in my ears.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens A one person human centipede, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post haha my word

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch my brain.
...*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp saw a hedge monster, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post typing and having a fit at the same time is difficult

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah *seizures*

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post well
that was quite :OLjihga9 UNAE AND THEN i felt a bit -97bfq39fwb08ygw but after that I ;oh afrw
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard is getting some marmamamamalade!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, good.
That was the precise effect I was going for.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)
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haha thats ace - do you accept birthday commissions?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely.
Just send the name and blood type of the recipient plus a list of their least favourite colours to james.eraserhead@gmail.com

I'll do the rest.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post My PC just blue-screened while this was running (actual real happen)
It sounded exactly the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier wearing my Protective Cloak of Apathy, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, fuck!
I'm sorry to say that it doesn't pass HTML validation though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - mouthbreather, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bullshit.
My html plays by it's own rules.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Try telling that
to the W3C police when they abseil in through your windows...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - mouthbreather, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well,
at least this one isn't full of nested tables like all my other websites. Oh yeah, you heard. Nested fucking tables. Fuk da police.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post MY EYES!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
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Good one although on the available evidence why do I still have to turn up all the volumes in YouTube videos to barely hear the dialog when this is possible?
 (benzyl, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a link post Izzard cats and dogs (NSFW a bit of swearing) NSFW
Wildyles cat and dog vid reminded me.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Vampire sex aids...fangs for the mammaries, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Love Eddie Izzard

(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist zoinks!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to find him funny
until he became the propaganda department of New Labour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember reading an interview with him a couple of years back
and in it he stated that he wanted to run for London Mayor in 2020 or something...
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:19, Reply)
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if you just stare at the 1st frame it does look like a young BoJo.

As do I, while just staring at the 1st frame.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post 90% of weasels die due to a nematode which destroys their brains and eats through the skull
Might interest a couple of people.
(Badger Catapult Cabaret, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
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o noes :(
 (daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw a guy walking a weasel in Covent Garden the other day
True story
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
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did you get a look at its brains?
 (daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure it was a weasel and not a ferret?
I see a guy with a ferret on a lead at my station fairly regularly.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be a Stoat?
Yes more likely a stoat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have said Pine Marten.

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSETTE, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL
CALL A POLICE
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you tell the difference
between a weasel and a stoat?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post No!
She wanted to go
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Alaska.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A weasel is weasely recognised
But a stoat's stoatally different.
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *Scribbles furiously on notepad*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Enid Blyton...
...had this in The Children of Cherry Tree Farm: "The stoat can be easil-y told from the weasel, by the simple fact that its tail is blacked, and its figure is slightly the bigger."

And there was a section on a weasel doing a dance to attract prey, which has now been completely ruined for me :-(

("Tammylan explained to the children that the weasel was dancing because a ball of nematodes had burrowed into its brain...")
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:39, Reply)
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wow, and to think some people say her books were fucking boring.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Weaselly. They look stoatally different.
I can't believe I just stooped that low...

(edit)

Or failed to notice that I'd been beaten to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nematodes are cool.

(I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Stoatally

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post is there version that infects cats

(fluffybunnykiller BULLIMICS FEEL THE URGE, THE URGE TO PURGE, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats infect humans.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post toxoplasmosis poo make foetus go X_X

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone need any pre-loved shoes? NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon Bawls, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the NSFW tag on that
Without it I might have opened it at work.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ditto
I'll have fun explaining that I just wanted to buy someone's old trainers if that one gets picked up.
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post how's it NSFW?
it's just a pouch
 (I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#unsure
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooo you rotter!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *eyes look to the bottom left corner*
Pfft
 (I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
left corner
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post another url for horse blocker ta

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot "I made this"

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Appropriate username.

(I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post haha cripes

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

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