HIGNFY - it's true!
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?sel=site&searchPhrase=%22all+grown+up%22
pervy old mail online!!! :(
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www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?sel=site&searchPhrase=%22all+grown+up%22
pervy old mail online!!! :(
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Does it work with
"Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher"?
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"Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher"?
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If there's grass on the wicket
It's time for cricket
I have no idea what that means, puss flaps made me say it
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It's time for cricket
I have no idea what that means, puss flaps made me say it
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I saw this episode at the time, some of the "jokes" sunk like a stone,
what Claire Balding said about 9/11 was particularly embarassing.
It got incredibly serious.
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what Claire Balding said about 9/11 was particularly embarassing.
It got incredibly serious.
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It's the first HIGNFY I've seen for years.
I thought the 9/11 joke wasn't bad, actually. (For the unknowing...)
One of the reasons why I gave up on the programme was that it was a bit light; in this edition, there was just a hint of venom.
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I thought the 9/11 joke wasn't bad, actually. (For the unknowing...)
One of the reasons why I gave up on the programme was that it was a bit light; in this edition, there was just a hint of venom.
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Ian Hislop
Used to always act smug and I can see from that clip he still does.
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Used to always act smug and I can see from that clip he still does.
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Weirdly, this was the first episode I'd seen for years too.
I have NO idea why I decided to that night. I guess a rare friday evening in.
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I have NO idea why I decided to that night. I guess a rare friday evening in.
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I watched it on iplayer,
prompted, I think, by people here going "Ooooh, that 9/11 joke, eh?".
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prompted, I think, by people here going "Ooooh, that 9/11 joke, eh?".
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Painful
If she'd stopped at "airport" it might have just worked
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If she'd stopped at "airport" it might have just worked
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it's embarrassing these days
Merton and Hislop are well past it. Conrad Black walked all over them the other day.
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Merton and Hislop are well past it. Conrad Black walked all over them the other day.
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Really? I thought Conrad took quite a kicking
Horses for courses, eh.
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Horses for courses, eh.
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When Jimmy says "Anyone I can get my hands on" in the original HIGNIFY show
it actually got a huge laugh from the audience and panelists. Here they cut straight back to Balding & co. Just saying...
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it actually got a huge laugh from the audience and panelists. Here they cut straight back to Balding & co. Just saying...
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True. Although I seem to remember Hislop looking well unimpressed.
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Have you read the faked transcript that this refers to? It was clearly not a conversation that happened. Merton's dialogue in it just clearly isn't the way he communicates.
However, while I'm convinced that the dialogue is fake, a few of the references to floor managers and the like suggests that it was faked by someone that worked in telly, knew the deal, and was keen to reveal Saville as the sick little bastard he really was.
Here's the transcript: www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt
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The story behind it is quite interesting
thejohnfleming.wordpress.com/2012/10/03/jimmy-savile-the-birth-of-a-paedophile-hoax-on-have-i-got-news-for-you/
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thejohnfleming.wordpress.com/2012/10/03/jimmy-savile-the-birth-of-a-paedophile-hoax-on-have-i-got-news-for-you/
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Merton was on Radio 2 a while back a said it was a complete fake
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What a pair of self-righteous twats they are.
(yeah, Hislop and Merton not Columbo who is AWESOME!)
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(yeah, Hislop and Merton not Columbo who is AWESOME!)
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It looks like you're now saying that in reference to the above photo.
You're still right though.
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You're still right though.
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WTF?
WTF?
I found this after being shown 'willy bum bum' on youtube, I had not seen that before but has been GC'd on here about 5 times so shall not post it. Search youtube for THAT if you want mental.
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WTF?
I found this after being shown 'willy bum bum' on youtube, I had not seen that before but has been GC'd on here about 5 times so shall not post it. Search youtube for THAT if you want mental.
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I love Adventure Time
They were showing it in Luang Prabang airport when I was waiting for a flight - made me think twice about catching it.
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They were showing it in Luang Prabang airport when I was waiting for a flight - made me think twice about catching it.
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You chose wrong - final pages of "chose your own adventure" books
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Purple link is purple - suggest people may start calling Scrunt at some point.
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Illusionments that confuddle
and bebother
A whole sequence of v-joes
Must be GC
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and bebother
A whole sequence of v-joes
Must be GC
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Pretty good. I was utterly convinced the converse one was real until it was turned around!
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Good, but the shoe one has a problem with the reflections under the toe being absent. The focal shift is nice though
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Shamelessly ripped from George Takei's Facebook page, but it greatly amused me
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The Wikitravel for Hell is rather a good read...
"Hell (also known as Hades and Aitch Ee Double Tooth Picks) is a place of eternal damnation in the Underworld. It is (for many travelers) the ultimate destination. Hell is popular with travelers rich and poor alike, at all times of year. The good news is that going to Hell requires little planning, but it's not for everyone."
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"Hell (also known as Hades and Aitch Ee Double Tooth Picks) is a place of eternal damnation in the Underworld. It is (for many travelers) the ultimate destination. Hell is popular with travelers rich and poor alike, at all times of year. The good news is that going to Hell requires little planning, but it's not for everyone."
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Thanks for the heads up
I was looking for somewhere warm to visit for the holidays.
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I was looking for somewhere warm to visit for the holidays.
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Hahaha
I do like reading the 'stay safe' bits of that site, especially for notoriously dangerous countries.
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I do like reading the 'stay safe' bits of that site, especially for notoriously dangerous countries.
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19 mins in, John McAfee calls in to Joe Rogan's podcast
NSFW
Sounds reasonably normal!
NSFW - for a few swears
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Sounds reasonably normal!
NSFW - for a few swears
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Meanwhile in Sidmouth... Pensioner dumps poo on garage forecourt
BEST HEADLINE EVER!
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BEST HEADLINE EVER!
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Now how on, if your names going in this book too then I demand separate pages.
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"We're calling him the bloke who took a dump on the pump"
Surprisingly tricky to do both at the same time. So I've heard.
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Surprisingly tricky to do both at the same time. So I've heard.
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(Also) Best quote ever!
"We’ve been up here for 33 years and, in all that time, I have never seen anyone defecate on a forecourt."
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"We’ve been up here for 33 years and, in all that time, I have never seen anyone defecate on a forecourt."
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The
fact that 'he then smoked a cigarette before driving off' amuses me...
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fact that 'he then smoked a cigarette before driving off' amuses me...
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Best headline ever?
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Smurf-victim-tells-fear-series-bizarre-incidents/story-16311978-detail/story.html
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Is the right honorable gentleman aware of this?
gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger
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gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger
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*struts back, wagging finger*
b-b-but hang on, mine's actually genuine!
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'POLICE are hunting for a man "who looks like a smurf" responsible for a series of bizarre incidents around May Hill.
Several women have been approached by a man wearing a skintight blue all-in-one"morphsuit", who has then run off into woodland. His face was also painted blue.
In one incident, the man followed a lone woman, waving and performing star jumps, as she walked down from the top of May Hill.'
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www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/27/portable-meth-lab-explodes-in-oklahoma-man-pants-police-say/
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liars is such a nasty word. I prefer to say 'variable fact distributors'.
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Killer Karaoke
If you like badly sung karaoke and people being electrocuted whilst doing said karaoke, then this is for you.
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If you like badly sung karaoke and people being electrocuted whilst doing said karaoke, then this is for you.
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That was hilarious...But a WHOLE SERIES OF IT?!??
No thanks.
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You clearly don't appreciate the nuances of theater. This'll be on at the Royal Opera House next.
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My kid loves this new show
It's fun for a novelty idea but a series of this is going to get tiresome.
Have to admit though, saw a little bit of the show and the guy getting waxed was quite funny.
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It's fun for a novelty idea but a series of this is going to get tiresome.
Have to admit though, saw a little bit of the show and the guy getting waxed was quite funny.
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Yep
I think in b3ta terms I'm coming up on hip replacement time.
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I think in b3ta terms I'm coming up on hip replacement time.
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Chinese Communist Party's Website gets sexually excited about Kim Jong-un...
...thanks to the Onion
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...thanks to the Onion
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A 170-Foot Trampoline Installed in a Russian Forest
I really, really want a go on this.
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I really, really want a go on this.
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What is the point of putting a few terrible pictures that are either too far away, or fucking blurry,
when they should just include a video in the sodding article?
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when they should just include a video in the sodding article?
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Would be good for a 'bounce fuck'
See how far you could get before spluffing.
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See how far you could get before spluffing.
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I'd get yer skates on then - I give it a week before someone drives into it, ripped to the tits on spud vodka, all captured on a dashcam.
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Britain's women are fattest in Europe.
I thought it was just me walking around bristol being a terrible snob/misogynist, but no.
BBC article here, in case anyone doesn't like Vice.
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I thought it was just me walking around bristol being a terrible snob/misogynist, but no.
BBC article here, in case anyone doesn't like Vice.
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All the more reason for Scotland to be granted independence.
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I blame the Daily Mail
Its probably time it was their fault rather than everyone elses.
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Its probably time it was their fault rather than everyone elses.
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Daily Mail makes you so afraid to leave the house
that you sit inside all day, eating cream cakes and twitching curtains. Trufax.
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that you sit inside all day, eating cream cakes and twitching curtains. Trufax.
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that reminded me of this mind-boggling untrue piece of journalism.
Although, yours is actually true...
www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Gloucester-women-style-stakes/story-11912118-detail/story.html
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"women's sense of humour (30 per cent) and cooking skills (30 per cent)"
Does this mean only 30% of women had a sense of humour? Or that their sense of humour's operational capacity was only at 30% at the time of the survey?
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Does this mean only 30% of women had a sense of humour? Or that their sense of humour's operational capacity was only at 30% at the time of the survey?
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“this is a joke. has you seen the women outside iceland in kings sq. enough to make you sick”
megalolz.
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" It is a well known fact that socialism makes people fatter and so one would expect to see the incidence of obesity being much higher in areas run be labour councils - such as the North or Scotland"
(from the BBC comments)
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(from the BBC comments)
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hahaha
as shown in those legendary Soviet Union Haribo queues.
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Amazing
They've managed to squeeze in so much ignorance and prejudice into so few words.
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They've managed to squeeze in so much ignorance and prejudice into so few words.
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They're everywhere
So little time, so many chips and pies to eat.
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So little time, so many chips and pies to eat.
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I used to know a Welsh guy who lived on fried egg sandwiches.
In fairness, he made me one a few times, and they were pretty damn good.
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No, don't panic, it's still: USA!!!! NUMBER ONE!!!!
When it comes to obesity.
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When it comes to obesity.
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Australia is still ahead of UK
its like the Ashes, except for fat people
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its like the Ashes, except for fat people
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Whole Lotta Helter Skelter
Yes, it's a mash-up and no, it's not shit
(also may not be new here, searchy no-worky)
full story here: soundhog.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/whole-lotta-helter-skelter-beatles-led.html
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Yes, it's a mash-up and no, it's not shit
(also may not be new here, searchy no-worky)
full story here: soundhog.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/whole-lotta-helter-skelter-beatles-led.html
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The only "mash-up" I'd like involving the beatles
would involve an industrial-mincer* & a time machine set to a date before any of the cunts had picked up an instrument.
*resist, Amadeus.
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would involve an industrial-mincer* & a time machine set to a date before any of the cunts had picked up an instrument.
*resist, Amadeus.
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You've expressed hate many times for that popular music combo
Do you not think they were rather good musicians?
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Do you not think they were rather good musicians?
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Butting in here...
I've always considered them better composers than performers. Ringo always gets the shit slung at him but I think he was just as competent and 'tight' as the rest of them. None of them were virtuoso instrumentalists, but they could write a catchy tune.
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I've always considered them better composers than performers. Ringo always gets the shit slung at him but I think he was just as competent and 'tight' as the rest of them. None of them were virtuoso instrumentalists, but they could write a catchy tune.
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Well Tabs..
There should be more important targets for your time machine/mincer than an entertaining 4 piece from 60's liverpool. Its a major advancement in science and if its one wy only (terminator model of time travel) should be used to get rid of Coldplay; They are still a clear threat to the future of humanity. If you can use it more repeatedly (time-cop mode of time travel) then feel free to do as you wish ... in fact you probably have already.
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There should be more important targets for your time machine/mincer than an entertaining 4 piece from 60's liverpool. Its a major advancement in science and if its one wy only (terminator model of time travel) should be used to get rid of Coldplay; They are still a clear threat to the future of humanity. If you can use it more repeatedly (time-cop mode of time travel) then feel free to do as you wish ... in fact you probably have already.
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Exactly:
Imagine all the dreary guitar combos I've saved humanity from, if Coldplay were allowed to survive.
If only Bono wasn't shielded by an anti-time-machine-mincer-machine machine.
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Imagine all the dreary guitar combos I've saved humanity from, if Coldplay were allowed to survive.
If only Bono wasn't shielded by an anti-time-machine-mincer-machine machine.
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Can someone pass the mind bleach please...
"We see animals as partners and not as a means of gratification. We don't force them to do anything. Animals are much easier to understand than women," Mr Kiok claimed.
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"We see animals as partners and not as a means of gratification. We don't force them to do anything. Animals are much easier to understand than women," Mr Kiok claimed.
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Don't think it'll make much difference what the filthy dog-fucker says TBH.
Noone is going to take his opinions seriously.
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Noone is going to take his opinions seriously.
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A 'tea in nose ' moment.
So the people who are kicking everyone financial ass ATM bum Chihuahuas at the weekends?
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So the people who are kicking everyone financial ass ATM bum Chihuahuas at the weekends?
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Kicking donkeys
... AND bumming dogs? The rotten schweinhunds!
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... AND bumming dogs? The rotten schweinhunds!
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I lived there for three years
and now you're telling me it was legal all that time?!
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and now you're telling me it was legal all that time?!
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I think a woman shagging a horse
was POSSIBLY the first 'porn' I ever saw on the internet, Remember my dad showing it me, and then I promptly showed everyone at school, before parental locks this was.
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was POSSIBLY the first 'porn' I ever saw on the internet, Remember my dad showing it me, and then I promptly showed everyone at school, before parental locks this was.
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A VHS of "Animal Farm" did the rounds at my school when I was 13
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The German parliament's agriculture committee is considering a legal amendment to describe sex with humans as "inappropriate" for animals. A hefty fine could be imposed on offenders
well taking that opening paragraph
if the human has sex with the animal eg the person is the giver then thats ok
if the animal has sex with a person eg the animal is the giver not the taker than that is inapropriate
either way i need more than plain mind bleach
could have been worse could have been norfolk
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Happy Birthday Chez
NSFW
I made this!
It was my friend's birthday yesterday so instead of making her a card I made her a webpage. She seemed to like it. Needs sound.
Not NSFW in the strict sense but probably not advisable either.
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It was my friend's birthday yesterday so instead of making her a card I made her a webpage. She seemed to like it. Needs sound.
Not NSFW in the strict sense but probably not advisable either.
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What a lucky girl
I now have a permanent ringing in my ears.
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I now have a permanent ringing in my ears.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well
that was quite :OLjihga9 UNAE AND THEN i felt a bit -97bfq39fwb08ygw but after that I ;oh afrw
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that was quite :OLjihga9 UNAE AND THEN i felt a bit -97bfq39fwb08ygw but after that I ;oh afrw
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Absolutely.
Just send the name and blood type of the recipient plus a list of their least favourite colours to [email protected]
I'll do the rest.
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Just send the name and blood type of the recipient plus a list of their least favourite colours to [email protected]
I'll do the rest.
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My PC just blue-screened while this was running (actual real happen)
It sounded exactly the same.
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It sounded exactly the same.
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haha, fuck!
I'm sorry to say that it doesn't pass HTML validation though...
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I'm sorry to say that it doesn't pass HTML validation though...
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Try telling that
to the W3C police when they abseil in through your windows...
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to the W3C police when they abseil in through your windows...
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Oh well,
at least this one isn't full of nested tables like all my other websites. Oh yeah, you heard. Nested fucking tables. Fuk da police.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:12, Share, Reply)
at least this one isn't full of nested tables like all my other websites. Oh yeah, you heard. Nested fucking tables. Fuk da police.
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Good one although on the available evidence why do I still have to turn up all the volumes in YouTube videos to barely hear the dialog when this is possible?
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:49, Share, Reply)
Izzard cats and dogs (NSFW a bit of swearing)
NSFW
Wildyles cat and dog vid reminded me.
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Wildyles cat and dog vid reminded me.
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I'm covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!
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I used to find him funny
until he became the propaganda department of New Labour.
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until he became the propaganda department of New Labour.
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I remember reading an interview with him a couple of years back
and in it he stated that he wanted to run for London Mayor in 2020 or something...
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and in it he stated that he wanted to run for London Mayor in 2020 or something...
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:19, Share, Reply)
if you just stare at the 1st frame it does look like a young BoJo.
As do I, while just staring at the 1st frame.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:00, Share, Reply)
90% of weasels die due to a nematode which destroys their brains and eats through the skull
Might interest a couple of people.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:18, Share, Reply)
Might interest a couple of people.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:18, Share, Reply)
Saw a guy walking a weasel in Covent Garden the other day
True story
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:35, Share, Reply)
True story
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:35, Share, Reply)
Sure it was a weasel and not a ferret?
I see a guy with a ferret on a lead at my station fairly regularly.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:44, Share, Reply)
I see a guy with a ferret on a lead at my station fairly regularly.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:44, Share, Reply)
How can you tell the difference
between a weasel and a stoat?
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:49, Share, Reply)
between a weasel and a stoat?
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:49, Share, Reply)
A weasel is weasely recognised
But a stoat's stoatally different.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:56, Share, Reply)
But a stoat's stoatally different.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:56, Share, Reply)
Enid Blyton...
...had this in The Children of Cherry Tree Farm: "The stoat can be easil-y told from the weasel, by the simple fact that its tail is blacked, and its figure is slightly the bigger."
And there was a section on a weasel doing a dance to attract prey, which has now been completely ruined for me :-(
("Tammylan explained to the children that the weasel was dancing because a ball of nematodes had burrowed into its brain...")
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:39, Share, Reply)
...had this in The Children of Cherry Tree Farm: "The stoat can be easil-y told from the weasel, by the simple fact that its tail is blacked, and its figure is slightly the bigger."
And there was a section on a weasel doing a dance to attract prey, which has now been completely ruined for me :-(
("Tammylan explained to the children that the weasel was dancing because a ball of nematodes had burrowed into its brain...")
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:39, Share, Reply)
wow, and to think some people say her books were fucking boring.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:54, Share, Reply)
Weaselly. They look stoatally different.
I can't believe I just stooped that low...
(edit)
Or failed to notice that I'd been beaten to it.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:51, Share, Reply)
I can't believe I just stooped that low...
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Or failed to notice that I'd been beaten to it.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:51, Share, Reply)
Thanks for the NSFW tag on that
Without it I might have opened it at work.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Share, Reply)
Without it I might have opened it at work.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Share, Reply)
Ditto
I'll have fun explaining that I just wanted to buy someone's old trainers if that one gets picked up.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:09, Share, Reply)
I'll have fun explaining that I just wanted to buy someone's old trainers if that one gets picked up.
( , Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:09, Share, Reply)
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