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This is a link post Their tagline should be "The sun shines out our bottoms!"
Yeah sorry, funny name *yawn* Actually there's some very interesting science going on
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This is a link post The definitive guide to Eskimo Skin Sewing. Don't bother with other ones.
Imagine getting this for Christmas.
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This is a link post Prince Harry called to a dog emergency

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This is a normal post \o/ YAY!!!!!!! :D
excellent.
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This is a normal post 100%
Woo
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This is a normal post The thing is, you can just imagine what an absolute nightmare Fenton would be in an army base during war time.
In fact, that's a good idea for a sitcom. All Quiet On The Fenton Front. Starring Robert Lindsay and Dean Gaffney.
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This is a normal post Fenton chasing Taliban
who are majestically swarming the Afghan mountain ranges?
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This is a normal post You're onto something there...
So the Taliban's plan is to smuggle 100 tons of dog biscuits over the border to thwart the erstwhile hound. But he foils them and does a poo on one of their nice Afghan rugs.
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This is a normal post And they all get arrested for Fenton stolen goods!
* roll credits *
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This is a normal post *sends thread to BBC3*

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This is a normal post
*BBC3 urgently tries to hire someone who can read*
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This is a normal post *BBC3 fails and hires someone from Radio 1 instead*
Probably that Grimshaw prick, the only man ever to make me think "Ohh, that Moyles cunt wasn't so bad after all"
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This is a normal post Enjoying these =)

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This is a normal post :)

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This is a normal post Ha ha Harry!

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This is a normal post Ahahahahaha
:D
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This is a normal post My take on the Harry vid..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0EjEHdO7DU&feature=youtu.be
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This is a normal post Hahahahahahaahahaahaha!
*breathe*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!
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This is a normal post I was going to post it as it's own thread
but didn't want to clog the board with more ginge!
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This is a normal post you really should!
i am crying laughing at that! it really does deserve its own thread. :D
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This is a normal post Done

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This is a normal post Ferkin yes!
*edit: Billyyyyyyy!!!!!11
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This is a normal post You're one ugly motherfucker...

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This is a normal post hahahahah

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This is a normal post Hahahaha

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This is a normal post MORE OF THESE PLEASE!

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This is a normal post Ha ha ha
I've tried and failed so maybe someone else can do it - if ever a video needed a "Leeeeroy Jeennkinsss" it's this
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This is a normal post ooooh ^^this

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This is a link post 200mph Plane fly-by within 2 feet of person
Pants...filled
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This is a normal post If this is real, which it looks like it is
Then that is insanely awesome.
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This is a normal post Gake

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This is a normal post Fuck me
It's Groundhog day.
Again.
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This is a normal post Third times a charm...

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This is a normal post This cock is now glassier than the fucking Shard.

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This is a normal post ^ this

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This is a normal post Low flying gc...

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This is a normal post Loved his Live show.
have a hard time picking a favorite bit from it though, it's all so funny.
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This is a normal post Why are those people laughing?

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This is a normal post I think it's a German audience

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This is a normal post Es ist effizient Komiker!

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This is a normal post I've always loved Joy Division.

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This is a link post Shetland ponies in cardigans
they really need pipes as well
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This is a normal post do they look similar to these ones
www.b3ta.com/links/931439
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This is a normal post your link
is throwing server errors

However b3ta.com/links/How_to_make_a_Shetland_pony_more_smug is still working
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This is a link post Turning Boiling or Hot Water into Snow at -25°C
Man throws boiling water. Boiling water turns into snow.

Must try this.

I'll wait 'til after this wank though.

Or will I. . .
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This is a normal post Or indeed steam.
*Hope you had a lovely wank?*
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This is a normal post Yup, steam.
We get those "forrin" clips all the time. It's so cold water turns into.......fecking vapor as its supposed to accordind to the laws of physics.
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This is a normal post Yes, steam AND snow.
When it's cold outside, there's hardly any water vapor present in the air, whereas boiling water emits vapor very readily — that's why it's steaming.

When you throw the water up in the air, it breaks into much smaller droplets, so there's even more surface for water vapor to come off of. Now, cold air is very dense, and this makes its capacity to hold water vapor molecules very low. There's just fundamentally less space for the vapor molecules, So when you throw the boiling water up, suddenly the minus 25 air has more water vapor than it has room for. So the vapor precipitates out by clinging to microscopic particles in the air, such as sodium or calcium, and forms crystals. This is basically just what goes into the formation of snowflakes.
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This is a normal post SCIENCE!!!

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This is a normal post Fuckin' Ay!

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This is a normal post It was ace thanks!
I appreciate your interest. :-)
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This is a normal post Can be explained
By the Mpemba Effect, where hot water freezes faster than room temperature water.
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This is a normal post Given that the Mpemba Effect can't even explain itself,
I doubt it...!
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This is a normal post Well played!
:golfclap:
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This is a normal post
Isn't this the Cliff Richard effect?
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This is a normal post I thought Satanism and bathing in the blood of small children explained the Cliff Richard effect?

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This is a normal post But please, for the love of Christ...
will someone explain to me what would happen if you jizzed into the air at such temperatures?
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This is a normal post Razor sharp spermcicles?

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This is a normal post You'd get escorted off the school premises.
Again.
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This is a normal post Escorted?
Dragged, kicking, screaming and sperming all over the place!

That'll learn 'em!
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This is a normal post Or how your syrup needs a refit at 12 seconds in.

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This is a normal post at 5 seconds
is the guy in the red Aidan Gillen? (Stuart from Queer as Folk, also Tommy Carcetti in The Wire)

It looks a lot like him.

Also - No dumbells, no dancing? I'm not calling that one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5hamvk7ZA
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This is a normal post You're not fooling us
This is just a subtle way to get your phone number out to the masses.
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBifkGjrx4
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This is a normal post Fast, Friendly and fun..........
.........is that leading to f**king, fellatio and fisting?
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This is a normal post ewww
I can't believe they all drank from the same bottle. Talk about gross.
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This is a normal post Pfffft!

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This is a link post Anyone post this bit of news yet?
Saw link to this blog below & had a quick browse. Appears getaway donkeys can be problematic.
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This is a normal post a pity they didn't get chased, would've been worth it for the slow moving police cars,
overhead helicopter shot and police throwing out stingers only for the getaway vehicle to walk over it
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This is a normal post bwahaha

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This is a normal post hahaha!

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This is a normal post haha!
that womans' 'He-Haw' imitation cracked me up!
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This is a normal post i wonder if they left the ass running outside ready for a *quick* getaway!

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This is a link post Seeing as there has been a few favourite Simpsons jokes afoot lately
Here's another. Maybe my favourite. Apologies for the poor quality.
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This is a normal post only the brain dead watch the simpsons! kids only like it cos it's colourful. jokes go over their heads!

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This is a normal post Haha, whilst the Simpsons isn't a touch on what it once was, this is one of my favourite snippets.
Clickage
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This is a link post Ice Cream Van
Dramatic moment as Harry runs for the Ice Cream van.
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This is a normal post Hahaha *click*
I think I'm the only British person who thinks he's a twat. Is that worse than hating her majesty nowadays?
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You are far from the only British person who thinks he's a twat. Remember the nazi uniform incident?
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This is a normal post I thought he'd made his way back into the public hearts though?
'Oooh, he's just a lad having fun. Let him kill as many Taliban insurgents as he wants while he's young'
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This is a normal post No harm in wearing his national dress.
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This is a normal post
Good point, well made.
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This is a normal post I hate him and his dad
wotshisname the one that used to be in some reality show.
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This is a normal post I loved the way the Daily Mail twisted his words to say
"I've killed people"
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This is a normal post At least he saves young squadies lives and i met them last week

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This is a link post Cast naked women.
If I'd known about these as a kid, I might have bothered with figurines.

Edit: Not my auction.
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This is a normal post Give them each a plasma gun
and I'll put them into my Imperial Guard army.
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This is a link post Tin Foil Time

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This is a normal post is this a b3tans blog?
arbroath.blogspot.co.uk/
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This is a normal post Looks like it doesn't it?
Even got a link back here...
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This is a normal post yes
but I can't remember whose it is (or if they're still an active b3tan)
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This is a normal post They appear to be,
with lots of B3ta references (and in reciprication)...it's certainly been going a few years, too!
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This is a normal post The plot thickens...

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This is a normal post WGAF?

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This is a normal post I can confirm this works and is a brilliant way to keep the little fuckers off surfaces.
You kitchen will look like gary glitters posing pouch for a while but
if you make sure they can't see the foil from the ground so they'll not chance it in future.
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This is a link post Walkies

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This is a normal post Dog's trying to get it to Tesco

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This is a normal post Every little helps

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This is a link post Ratboy
Back when The Simpsons was still good....*sigh*
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This is a normal post That's when Homer owes money to Patty and Selma
a classic episode.
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This is a normal post You can't spell obsequious
without IOU
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This is a normal post ^ gold.
Shame about the rest.
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This is a normal post I told you, you have to sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween. BEFORE!

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This is a normal post Lisa needs braces

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This is a normal post Dental plan

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This is a normal post Lisa needs braces

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This is a normal post Dental plan

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lisa needs braces.

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This is a normal post Dental plan

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This is a normal post Drops pencil in arse crack

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This is a normal post So long dental plan!

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This is a normal post *Drinks beer*

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This is a normal post Dental plan

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This is a normal post Lisa needs braces

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This is a normal post This is amazing
I wish this could go on forever
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This is a normal post I like the idea that in 60-70 years time
the pensioners will be doing this in retirement homes.
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This is a link post Angry cyclist versus man in hat
Angry cyclist versus man in hat
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This is a normal post No-one comes out of that well
Now rather than spark a cycle flamewar, let's just get on with our lives.
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This is a normal post yup

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This is a normal post uh huh

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This is a normal post word,

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This is a normal post Nope: I'll bite:
What a fucking nasty, antagonistic prick that cyclist was. And why the fuck was he not in the designated cycle lane on the left!? "Pinch point"?
Prick.
(speaking as a cyclist myself)
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This is a normal post What the hell is a pinch point anyway?
Is it some sort of chameleonic entity that hides as a zebra crossing and preys on old ladies?
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This is a normal post I'm a cyclist too!
a pinch point is a point in the road where cars can't overtake cyclists safely, like parked cars, traffic islands etc
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This is a normal post The pinch point is when you're done pooing and you try to loose any hangers-on before wiping

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This is a normal post this too

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This is a normal post Whilst on a bike?
One of these: www.flickr.com/photos/markscott/228347839/
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This is a normal post also
why didn't he bother to look over his shoulder before swerving out into the path of a car?
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This is a normal post Look again
He does...

He was just expecting the driver to have an ounce of common sense. Speaking as both a driver and a cyclist. Incidentally driving that close behind someone, pinch point or not, cyclist or not, is an offence of driving without due care and attention....
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This is a normal post my mistake
you're right.
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This is a normal post
Langry anglist versus ham in matt
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This is a normal post what a prick
pick one of them, this comment refers to the one you picked.
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This is a normal post WHY HELLO
*does sexy dance showing off continued sig*
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This is a normal post stop talking to jeremy kyle
you massive slut
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This is a normal post tabby's a prick?

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This is a normal post Another ranty pedant on a bike
how many of these clients cant he internet produce?
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This is a link post Cat! (resize your browser)

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This is a normal post I wanted to squash it but I couldn't do it.

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This is a normal post this...^
it just got fat.
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This is a normal post But it doesn't do anything
But it doesn't do anything
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This is a link post granny makes an appearence on webcam. wait till the end! NSFW

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This is a normal post 'granny' and 'nsfw' kind of puts me off clicking that

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This is a normal post You are a wiser man than me
And now I feel quite ill.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's exactly why I clicked on it

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked on it twice...

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