Their tagline should be "The sun shines out our bottoms!"
Yeah sorry, funny name *yawn* Actually there's some very interesting science going on
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Yeah sorry, funny name *yawn* Actually there's some very interesting science going on
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The definitive guide to Eskimo Skin Sewing. Don't bother with other ones.
Imagine getting this for Christmas.
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Imagine getting this for Christmas.
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The thing is, you can just imagine what an absolute nightmare Fenton would be in an army base during war time.
In fact, that's a good idea for a sitcom. All Quiet On The Fenton Front. Starring Robert Lindsay and Dean Gaffney.
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In fact, that's a good idea for a sitcom. All Quiet On The Fenton Front. Starring Robert Lindsay and Dean Gaffney.
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Fenton chasing Taliban
who are majestically swarming the Afghan mountain ranges?
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who are majestically swarming the Afghan mountain ranges?
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You're onto something there...
So the Taliban's plan is to smuggle 100 tons of dog biscuits over the border to thwart the erstwhile hound. But he foils them and does a poo on one of their nice Afghan rugs.
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So the Taliban's plan is to smuggle 100 tons of dog biscuits over the border to thwart the erstwhile hound. But he foils them and does a poo on one of their nice Afghan rugs.
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And they all get arrested for Fenton stolen goods!
* roll credits *
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* roll credits *
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*BBC3 fails and hires someone from Radio 1 instead*
Probably that Grimshaw prick, the only man ever to make me think "Ohh, that Moyles cunt wasn't so bad after all"
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Probably that Grimshaw prick, the only man ever to make me think "Ohh, that Moyles cunt wasn't so bad after all"
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Not a repost: someone has done something else pretty good with it.
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My take on the Harry vid..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0EjEHdO7DU&feature=youtu.be
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0EjEHdO7DU&feature=youtu.be
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Hahahahahahaahahaahaha!
*breathe*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!
( , Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:46, Share, Reply)
*breathe*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!
( , Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:46, Share, Reply)
I was going to post it as it's own thread
but didn't want to clog the board with more ginge!
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but didn't want to clog the board with more ginge!
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you really should!
i am crying laughing at that! it really does deserve its own thread. :D
( , Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:49, Share, Reply)
i am crying laughing at that! it really does deserve its own thread. :D
( , Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:49, Share, Reply)
Ha ha ha
I've tried and failed so maybe someone else can do it - if ever a video needed a "Leeeeroy Jeennkinsss" it's this
( , Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:48, Share, Reply)
I've tried and failed so maybe someone else can do it - if ever a video needed a "Leeeeroy Jeennkinsss" it's this
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If this is real, which it looks like it is
Then that is insanely awesome.
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Then that is insanely awesome.
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Loved his Live show.
have a hard time picking a favorite bit from it though, it's all so funny.
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have a hard time picking a favorite bit from it though, it's all so funny.
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Shetland ponies in cardigans
they really need pipes as well
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they really need pipes as well
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do they look similar to these ones
www.b3ta.com/links/931439
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www.b3ta.com/links/931439
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your link
is throwing server errors
However b3ta.com/links/How_to_make_a_Shetland_pony_more_smug is still working
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is throwing server errors
However b3ta.com/links/How_to_make_a_Shetland_pony_more_smug is still working
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:51, Share, Reply)
Turning Boiling or Hot Water into Snow at -25°C
Man throws boiling water. Boiling water turns into snow.
Must try this.
I'll wait 'til after this wank though.
Or will I. . .
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Man throws boiling water. Boiling water turns into snow.
Must try this.
I'll wait 'til after this wank though.
Or will I. . .
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Yup, steam.
We get those "forrin" clips all the time. It's so cold water turns into.......fecking vapor as its supposed to accordind to the laws of physics.
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We get those "forrin" clips all the time. It's so cold water turns into.......fecking vapor as its supposed to accordind to the laws of physics.
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Yes, steam AND snow.
When it's cold outside, there's hardly any water vapor present in the air, whereas boiling water emits vapor very readily — that's why it's steaming.
When you throw the water up in the air, it breaks into much smaller droplets, so there's even more surface for water vapor to come off of. Now, cold air is very dense, and this makes its capacity to hold water vapor molecules very low. There's just fundamentally less space for the vapor molecules, So when you throw the boiling water up, suddenly the minus 25 air has more water vapor than it has room for. So the vapor precipitates out by clinging to microscopic particles in the air, such as sodium or calcium, and forms crystals. This is basically just what goes into the formation of snowflakes.
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When it's cold outside, there's hardly any water vapor present in the air, whereas boiling water emits vapor very readily — that's why it's steaming.
When you throw the water up in the air, it breaks into much smaller droplets, so there's even more surface for water vapor to come off of. Now, cold air is very dense, and this makes its capacity to hold water vapor molecules very low. There's just fundamentally less space for the vapor molecules, So when you throw the boiling water up, suddenly the minus 25 air has more water vapor than it has room for. So the vapor precipitates out by clinging to microscopic particles in the air, such as sodium or calcium, and forms crystals. This is basically just what goes into the formation of snowflakes.
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Can be explained
By the Mpemba Effect, where hot water freezes faster than room temperature water.
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By the Mpemba Effect, where hot water freezes faster than room temperature water.
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Given that the Mpemba Effect can't even explain itself,
I doubt it...!
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I doubt it...!
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I thought Satanism and bathing in the blood of small children explained the Cliff Richard effect?
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But please, for the love of Christ...
will someone explain to me what would happen if you jizzed into the air at such temperatures?
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will someone explain to me what would happen if you jizzed into the air at such temperatures?
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Escorted?
Dragged, kicking, screaming and sperming all over the place!
That'll learn 'em!
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Dragged, kicking, screaming and sperming all over the place!
That'll learn 'em!
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Meet a new friend and talk about fighting or how many press-ups you can do.
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at 5 seconds
is the guy in the red Aidan Gillen? (Stuart from Queer as Folk, also Tommy Carcetti in The Wire)
It looks a lot like him.
Also - No dumbells, no dancing? I'm not calling that one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5hamvk7ZA
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is the guy in the red Aidan Gillen? (Stuart from Queer as Folk, also Tommy Carcetti in The Wire)
It looks a lot like him.
Also - No dumbells, no dancing? I'm not calling that one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5hamvk7ZA
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You're not fooling us
This is just a subtle way to get your phone number out to the masses.
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This is just a subtle way to get your phone number out to the masses.
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Fast, Friendly and fun..........
.........is that leading to f**king, fellatio and fisting?
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.........is that leading to f**king, fellatio and fisting?
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ewww
I can't believe they all drank from the same bottle. Talk about gross.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:23, Share, Reply)
I can't believe they all drank from the same bottle. Talk about gross.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:23, Share, Reply)
Anyone post this bit of news yet?
Saw link to this blog below & had a quick browse. Appears getaway donkeys can be problematic.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:11, Share, Reply)
Saw link to this blog below & had a quick browse. Appears getaway donkeys can be problematic.
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a pity they didn't get chased, would've been worth it for the slow moving police cars,
overhead helicopter shot and police throwing out stingers only for the getaway vehicle to walk over it
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overhead helicopter shot and police throwing out stingers only for the getaway vehicle to walk over it
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i wonder if they left the ass running outside ready for a *quick* getaway!
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Seeing as there has been a few favourite Simpsons jokes afoot lately
Here's another. Maybe my favourite. Apologies for the poor quality.
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Here's another. Maybe my favourite. Apologies for the poor quality.
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only the brain dead watch the simpsons! kids only like it cos it's colourful. jokes go over their heads!
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Haha, whilst the Simpsons isn't a touch on what it once was, this is one of my favourite snippets.
Clickage
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Clickage
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Ice Cream Van
Dramatic moment as Harry runs for the Ice Cream van.
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Dramatic moment as Harry runs for the Ice Cream van.
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Hahaha *click*
I think I'm the only British person who thinks he's a twat. Is that worse than hating her majesty nowadays?
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I think I'm the only British person who thinks he's a twat. Is that worse than hating her majesty nowadays?
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You are far from the only British person who thinks he's a twat. Remember the nazi uniform incident?
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:10, Share, Reply)
I thought he'd made his way back into the public hearts though?
'Oooh, he's just a lad having fun. Let him kill as many Taliban insurgents as he wants while he's young'
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'Oooh, he's just a lad having fun. Let him kill as many Taliban insurgents as he wants while he's young'
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I hate him and his dad
wotshisname the one that used to be in some reality show.
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wotshisname the one that used to be in some reality show.
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I loved the way the Daily Mail twisted his words to say
"I've killed people"
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"I've killed people"
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At least he saves young squadies lives and i met them last week
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Cast naked women.
If I'd known about these as a kid, I might have bothered with figurines.
Edit: Not my auction.
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If I'd known about these as a kid, I might have bothered with figurines.
Edit: Not my auction.
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Give them each a plasma gun
and I'll put them into my Imperial Guard army.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:13, Share, Reply)
and I'll put them into my Imperial Guard army.
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yes
but I can't remember whose it is (or if they're still an active b3tan)
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:25, Share, Reply)
but I can't remember whose it is (or if they're still an active b3tan)
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:25, Share, Reply)
They appear to be,
with lots of B3ta references (and in reciprication)...it's certainly been going a few years, too!
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:36, Share, Reply)
with lots of B3ta references (and in reciprication)...it's certainly been going a few years, too!
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:36, Share, Reply)
I can confirm this works and is a brilliant way to keep the little fuckers off surfaces.
You kitchen will look like gary glitters posing pouch for a while but
if you make sure they can't see the foil from the ground so they'll not chance it in future.
( , Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:55, Share, Reply)
You kitchen will look like gary glitters posing pouch for a while but
if you make sure they can't see the foil from the ground so they'll not chance it in future.
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That's when Homer owes money to Patty and Selma
a classic episode.
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a classic episode.
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I told you, you have to sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween. BEFORE!
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I like the idea that in 60-70 years time
the pensioners will be doing this in retirement homes.
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the pensioners will be doing this in retirement homes.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:41, Share, Reply)
Angry cyclist versus man in hat
Angry cyclist versus man in hat
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:02, Share, Reply)
Angry cyclist versus man in hat
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No-one comes out of that well
Now rather than spark a cycle flamewar, let's just get on with our lives.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:07, Share, Reply)
Now rather than spark a cycle flamewar, let's just get on with our lives.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:07, Share, Reply)
Nope: I'll bite:
What a fucking nasty, antagonistic prick that cyclist was. And why the fuck was he not in the designated cycle lane on the left!? "Pinch point"?
Prick.
(speaking as a cyclist myself)
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:21, Share, Reply)
What a fucking nasty, antagonistic prick that cyclist was. And why the fuck was he not in the designated cycle lane on the left!? "Pinch point"?
Prick.
(speaking as a cyclist myself)
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:21, Share, Reply)
What the hell is a pinch point anyway?
Is it some sort of chameleonic entity that hides as a zebra crossing and preys on old ladies?
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:31, Share, Reply)
Is it some sort of chameleonic entity that hides as a zebra crossing and preys on old ladies?
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:31, Share, Reply)
I'm a cyclist too!
a pinch point is a point in the road where cars can't overtake cyclists safely, like parked cars, traffic islands etc
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:37, Share, Reply)
a pinch point is a point in the road where cars can't overtake cyclists safely, like parked cars, traffic islands etc
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:37, Share, Reply)
The pinch point is when you're done pooing and you try to loose any hangers-on before wiping
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Whilst on a bike?
One of these: www.flickr.com/photos/markscott/228347839/
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One of these: www.flickr.com/photos/markscott/228347839/
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also
why didn't he bother to look over his shoulder before swerving out into the path of a car?
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:34, Share, Reply)
why didn't he bother to look over his shoulder before swerving out into the path of a car?
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:34, Share, Reply)
Look again
He does...
He was just expecting the driver to have an ounce of common sense. Speaking as both a driver and a cyclist. Incidentally driving that close behind someone, pinch point or not, cyclist or not, is an offence of driving without due care and attention....
( , Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:06, Share, Reply)
He does...
He was just expecting the driver to have an ounce of common sense. Speaking as both a driver and a cyclist. Incidentally driving that close behind someone, pinch point or not, cyclist or not, is an offence of driving without due care and attention....
( , Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:06, Share, Reply)
what a prick
pick one of them, this comment refers to the one you picked.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:18, Share, Reply)
pick one of them, this comment refers to the one you picked.
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Another ranty pedant on a bike
how many of these clients cant he internet produce?
( , Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:43, Share, Reply)
how many of these clients cant he internet produce?
( , Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:43, Share, Reply)
granny makes an appearence on webcam. wait till the end!
NSFW
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