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This is a link post Near Miss commercial jet & fighter
Fast forward to 3.50
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scorchio!
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This is a normal post Cazzo!
Terroni maledetti!
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This is a link post Johnny Depp: Diner scene from Benny & Joon

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This is a normal post how twee
i hate it
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This is a normal post Why are all these bloody things all over /links lately
Down with this sort of thing I say!
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This is a normal post You know you're just opening yourself up to a lot of images saying "Down with this sort of thing" in amusing and witty ways.

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This is a normal post Careful now...

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This is a normal post Was that the big screen hollywood adaptation of Terry & June?

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This is a normal post Laa da da daa!

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This is a normal post Aah, I remember hating this film
My other half made me watch it
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This is a normal post I wish him and Tim Burton would just get it over with and have sex with each other*
*and i don't mean in a 'so i can watch' kind of way.
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This is a normal post You have a great way of distilling things down to the basics.

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This is a normal post My psychiatrist says it's one of my strongest points.

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This is a normal post the smugness
is unbearable
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This is a link post Cockle-warming story from my home town.
Cunts.
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This is a normal post I can some some kind of baby P style outrage happening over this one, although alas neglect of the elderly is probably far more common than figures suggest.
What a horrible and tragic story.
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This is a normal post I just gave myself an electric shock by grabbing a plug out of an extension lead with wet hands
and i accidentally touched the pin.

I don't recommend it.
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This is a normal post Stupid Boy.

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This is a normal post I am a bit of a twat

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This is a normal post I hope you have learnt from your mistake.

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This is a normal post I think he's done it again

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This is a normal post NEVAR!

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post were you holding you knob in your other hand?

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This is a normal post no but I will next time

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This is a normal post When isn't he holding his nob in the other hand?

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This is a normal post If only you had guns...

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This is a normal post what happens?

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This is a normal post World Peace

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This is a link post Huh.... Oh.......What??....Crash....SPLOOOSHHHH!!! LOL!
hehe!
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This is a normal post Wow! I didn't see him surface after that car landed on his noggin.

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This is a normal post It happened in italy. So he was fine.

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This is a normal post Whewww! Glad you cleared that up.

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This is a normal post No problem.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *five minutes later*
"Uhm where is my car? I swear I left it just here"
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This is a link post $193,750.00 each

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This is a normal post And worth every penny to protect our freedom!
Very reliable news source you have there, scrunt.
www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=64867
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This is a normal post Seems the story still stands tho'

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This is a normal post No, KILL THE MESSENGER!

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Here's a, uh, *different* source world.time.com/2013/02/04/u-k-sends-hand-held-helicopter-drones-to-war-zone/
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This is a normal post Build a dam or a school or maybe even a hospital instead
if you're actually concerned about the state of the country
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This is a normal post My son got a toy one of these for Christmas
about £30. Great indoors but crap out doors as it is not heavy enough to withstand the slightest breeze.
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This is a normal post I got one and crashed it within 2 minutes, it never worked again.

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This is a normal post When you consider what it actually has to do
That's considerably cheaper than some other equipment that they would otherwise call on for the same role.

Bear in mind its not the toy helicopter you picked up in that gadget shop in the high street.

This one flies outdoors, is stable enough to act as a video platform, is capable of securely transmitting that video back to the operator, is most certainly controlled using a secure radio protocol not line-of-sight infra-red, and does all this in the same size package as that helicopter you picked up in the high street.

That capability doesn't come cheap in a large package. To shrink it to that level is really bloody hard.
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This is a normal post pffffffffft
ITS A GAYCOPTER
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This is a normal post $25,000 each.
Or less, assuming the contract is for 4 million (160 units) and is POTENTIALLY for 30 million later on (according to this article). But that's making a lot of assumptions of course.
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This is a link post Jesse Jackson gets carried away over assault rifles.

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This is a normal post Wasn't he a member of the Black Panthers?
I seem to remember they made good use of the right to bear arms.

One for the guy with the iffy tailbone here I think.
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This is a normal post Nah, he was more a gentle radical...
but he was with MLK when he got shot at the Lorraine Motel.
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This is a normal post Well that's Hip Hop for you.

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This is a normal post how can a .223 bullet blow up a railroad?

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This is a normal post I don't know how can a .223 blow up a railroad?

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This is a normal post To get to the other side.

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This is a normal post because he's a fungi

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This is a normal post 6 inch pianist

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This is a normal post More guns!

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This is a normal post Dental plan

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This is a normal post I must say, the effort to show "guns = bad", but "guns = good" going on in the US is turning out some great comedy
The White House released a photo of Obama shooting some low flying skeet and prohibited anyone from photoshopping the photo, which of course lead to an explosion of creativity. This is my fav:


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This is a normal post That press photo is like the American equivalent of Ed Balls and Ed Miliband going into greggs to order sausage rolls
after that pasty tax scandal
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This is a normal post Apparently they don't like his jeans either.
I've seen repeated references to "President Mom Jeans".
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This is a normal post I saw the original image when it was released
Something about it screams photoshop but I can't explain why.
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This is a normal post They photoshopped out the communists

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This is a normal post There are some gruesome ones I've seen where they've put them back in. Ain't pretty, as you might imagine.

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This is a normal post hahaha
that made me actually LOL
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This is a link post boss eyed twats on the Daily Fail site
I looked at the first picture and exclaimed Jesus Christ!!! uncontrollably. then felt dirty and ashamed and angry that I was on the Daily Mail site...
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This is a normal post my dad used to slap my
cock when I was younger.
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This is a normal post Russell Brand!
I once met you in a bar in Cambridge before you were mega-famous... remember?!
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This is a normal post I do!
I thought, what's that smell? It must be Mr. Dogshit!
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This is a normal post I was going to post this
But then I thought "no, its not funny to point and laugh at the boss-eyed child beater".

But now you've posted it I realise that it was funny after all.

True story.
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This is a normal post yeah I was borderline, but thought her face could be used for good
(i.e. take the piss)
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This is a normal post See must have been whacked very hard to fuck her eyes up like that.

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eyes like that are very sought-after in the middle classes as it allows one to watch both tennis players simultaneously.

What a ghastly article. What a ghastly woman.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I didn't even read it
I've enough bile fermenting in my whole body already
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This is a normal post Best thing about this is
Do you want parenting advice from someone who allowed this?

I let my 14 year old daughter humiliate herself on the internet for me to write an article on online bullying for pennies
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This is a normal post What is this Slut Shaming thing?

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This is a normal post Her daughter also dressed up
as a vagina for Halloween and was costume raped by a giant inflatable penis.
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This is a normal post Looking at her past articles
it sounds like she might have some mummy issues of her own she's tryingf to work out: www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2235537/Thought-naval-officers-rebuke-children-brutal-Try-reading-toxic-mothers-emails.html#axzz2K2E7KOgN
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This is a normal post 4th pic down, I don't know where the Americans get the idea that we all have bad teeth

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This is a normal post Wow, you can totally see down her shirt
Teeth?
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This is a normal post yes those yellow things in her mouth are called teeth.

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This is a normal post Derp!!!

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This is a normal post See, now if it was an article saying 'lol - look at this woman's wonky eyes'
You'd be linking to that saying that its disgraceful that the daily mail were bringing attention to her eyes.
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yes, however I apply the following rule:

Don't mock people who are just minding their own business. (she is not, she is making a case for her shitty views on things being of interest & value. She is pompous and vain and every middle class cliche imaginable. She put herself and her views on the internet, not us. And she did this because of her vulgar vanity. And I think that makes her fair game).

Anyway, it's not like she's got a log-in here, has she...?
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This is a normal post She's my wife!
HOW DARE YOU
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well take her home, she's scaring my cats.
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This is a normal post you really shouldn't hit her in the face with rocks, should you now?

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This is a normal post those are my testes

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This is a normal post wowsers
do you spunk hardcore?
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This is a normal post Gravel
hurts like a bugger, but it makes the drive look nice
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This is a normal post haha
gives new meaning to pebbledashing :)
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'tits or face?'

'actually, could you just aim it around the edges of the pond?'
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This is a normal post hahah!!!
oh baby, I'm so hot for you right now!
could you come on my driveway? it's just a... 'thing' I have you know?
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This is a normal post I wouldn't, I'd have praised the Daily Wail for having run an honest piece.
www.celebitchy.com/2695/the_reason_for_paris_lazy_eye_revealed/
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This is a normal post Daily Mail in outrage inducing advertisement shocker

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This is a normal post Mind you, the daughters are quite fit
Oh.. err...
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This is a normal post they can probably handle themselves in a fight by now too

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This is a normal post WOOP! NONCE ALARM!

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This is a normal post GIF of the day!

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This is a normal post haha!

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This is a normal post And slags
according to their mum.....
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This is a normal post What a dick.
She is worse than Samatha Brick.
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This is a link post SNL sketch which the Thai Govt. wants removed from YT. NSFW
tl:dr: The video they tried to ban!

Warning: filmed on a hill
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This is a normal post Interesting method of evading the auto-copyright detection there
Google must have gotten wise to the horizontal-mirroring trick
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This is a normal post Cool
Although I do find SNL very, very, very hit and miss.
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This is a normal post Aye... often ruins the reputation of comedians you liked before.
Their Julian Assange as a Bond villain is the last funny of theirs.
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better than I was expecting from SNL.
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This is a normal post :)

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This is a link post Freddy & Liam Solve All the Worlds Problems NSFW
In a world populated by problems, two men have made it their mission to solve them all...
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This is a link post Emmy the Great - We almost had a baby
Good vid - And I like the song too, probably a bit pussy for most b3tans ..
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This is a normal post THREADJACK...
sorry about this but tonight at 23:20 sky arts 1, channel 281 on virgin, is showing an amazing accoustic Pixies gig. i was sceptical about an entire accoustic set but it's brilliant. also the last time they broadcast it there was not a single commercial break in the entire 90 minute set. that is all.
EDIT: you will however have to make your peace with the fact the festival it was at was sponsored by Dunkin' Donuts.
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This is a normal post Oooh!!!!
now i just gotta work out a way to see it! :D
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i have looked on-line for it in the past with no success, it was at the 2005 Newport folk festival if that helps.
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This is a normal post Lovely gig. There's a DVD of it available for non-Sky people.
There's also fan footage on YouTube which I've seen posted on here quite a while ago now.
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This is a normal post is that loudquietloud
or is this something else?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:29, , Reply)
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they show that now and again too, but no it's not that mockumentary.
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This is a normal post righto
I recorded that ages ago and havent got round to watching it yet.

So, I won't have this then.

*sets record*

Ta
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This is a normal post at the risk of being accussed of working for Murdoch...
sky arts 1 is surprisingly good for rock gigs and docs.
now and again they also show Pixies live at the 2004 Eurockeenes festival, also worth recording.
Loudquietloud is also fun, but no real insight as they're mainly just taking the piss.
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This is a normal post He's right you know

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/\ this. It also has the best books coverage on TV by a country mile.
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This is a normal post its fucking annoying isn't it
saw a brill docco on there a few weeks back about the Sheffield sound of the 70s/80s

Fucking brilliant it was
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This is a normal post doesn't annoy me...
it's free on the most basic packages and is much more relevant to me than BBC4 ever has been. why resent good arts coverage just because your tv license didn't pay for it?
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I think it's because by watching it you are supporting an empire which is hell-bent on reducing mainstream culture to its lowest common denominator.

There's a reason that Sky's arts coverage is untainted by Murdoch interference - it's not something he can reduce, repackage & re-sell.
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er, i think mainstream culture has always sought to appeal to the lowest common denominator in the modern era. which is why i hate the BBC as their main prioity seems to chasing ratings by churning out shit like BBC 3's entire content, eastenders, strictly come prancing, radio 1 and 2, total wipeout, casualty, holby city, the voice etc etc. why should i subsidise that utter utter pony via a mandatory tax when it is more than adequately provided for by the commercial market? they are a state funded broadcaster and as such have obscene advantage over their commercial rivals, over-staffed and over-funded and spending their funds mainly on crap that is contrary to the very remit that granted their state funding. which they then repackage and re-sell through BBC worldwide in an attempt to foist their dumbed down shit on the rest of the world and make people like jeremy clarkson multi-millionaires

i went for a job at The Sun once. first interview lasted about an hour, the second an hour and a half, the third less than twenty minutes because i expressed similar views. who'd have thought it? i thought i'd be preaching to the choir.
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I think the BBC is a different issue. Murdoch is intent on doing the above, the BBC is doing it out of fear and incompetence as well as perennial government pressure.

edit: at its best, the BBC is one of Europe's most important institutions, and its news services are the best in the world. Radios 1 & 2 are for a specific audience, just as R3,R4, 5live, 1xtra & 6music are. I would argue they each cater to their audiences excellently.

TV is where it lets itself down, as it is under constant external pressure (both real and perceived)to offer the dumb crap that its commercial rivals do, and also to find supplementary revenue streams, hence the distinctly distasteful influence of BBC Worldwide (the reason no season of Dr Who is allowed to leave the Daleks alone, and why there has to be constant new versions of them - BBC Worldwide controls all the merchandising and funds part of Dr Who's budget).

The biggest problem, however, is that most of its commissioning editors are Oxbridge clowns with no talent or instinct for what they do.
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i don't think it's fear but i agree with incompetence. i think over-funding is a massive issue combined with a lack of creativity. ITV led the way with huge rating soap operas so the BBC followed, same with reality shows and new style 'talent' shows etc, simply for a share of the ratings. the DQF idea would be great, if they did it, because the ratings would follow, but they don't. they don't ask what would be good, they ask what will get ratings i.e. what's the lowest common denominator. why aren't the BBC producing any great dramas like HBO and the rest? maybe you're right, it is fear of not getting ratings, when the finally did get The Wire they scheduled it like utter twunts.

EDIT: i take issue with 'one of europe's most important institutions', when i lived in germany and later france i have no recollection whatsoever of any of the natives expressing any view on it at all, the frogs always bring up Mr Bean and Benny Hill, but they were ITV.
their news coverage has its failings IMHO, the line between reportage and editorialising is very fucking blurry at times.
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This is a normal post ^this^
I'd rather not give Murdoch a single shiny penny of my cash, I can't get Virgin, and I don't want BT giving my details to lawyers over my internet usage.

SO if I want Sky Arts I have to have Sky
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This is a normal post I've got the Eurockeenes one
And now I think I may already have this too
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This is a normal post Oooh ta, I am all over that.

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nice one, I heard this a couple of years back and it stuck with me.
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This is a normal post Did you see any money?

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This is a normal post no, I'm not even certain if they asked permission
i generally let people use my stuff if they ask nicely and wont be making cash from it themselves, but I get asked a lot and never keep track of it.
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This is a normal post They are playing in Camden in feb
www.wegottickets.com/event/197696 go down there and demand a kidney from each band member by way of royalties.
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This is a normal post i will throw cowpats at them
fresh ones
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that's a little odd
and worth demanding money for
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This is a normal post I watched all of this without sound
(There was something fascinating about their hair)
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This is a normal post Here's their web page
www.liudnislibinai.lt

and their you tube channel www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL555831579B3FC371
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This is a normal post I randomly hit pause
and it stopped here:



Such a happy little chap.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
he looks like the worlds happiest dog turd
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you make a video using his cheeky face
As they clearly have no problem with copyright? ;)
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This is a normal post Why are you mocking Joel Veitch?

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nice to see leprechauns finding work after the downturn in Irish tourism, to be sure.
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This is a normal post Wut? lol
I don't know what this is even supposed to be, something from 1982?
Very rude of them not to ask though, I bet they get a fair few pennies to do that and all.
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This is a normal post Demand a blood sacrifice!
Or a nice steak.

(Also: Say your Bonobo video featured at Adam Buxton's BUG last week- nice work)
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This is a normal post yehaw!
i was there in the audience. Good times
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This is a normal post I get the feeling that the audience here are just laughing to stop him from hurting them.
Gotta say, I love a bit of intelligent religion-bashing but this isn't it. Too much swears. To be fair, I only watched the first 3.5 minutes so he might have turned it all around at the end. Somehow, I doubt it though.
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This is a normal post I love watching him get stuck into the God squad meself
He's such a bastard to them it gives me warms
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This is a normal post GSaC.
:D
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This is a normal post Prezacklimums

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too MANY swears?
Skip to 6.24 when he explains his point
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This is a normal post Yeah he's no Jim Davidson

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This is a normal post the last 30 seconds has a reasonable point I think

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This is a normal post this
and the kangaroos
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This is a link post Good old Rednecks

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This is a normal post moma momaaah , jimybobs backboner has just punched out of her head bone, momma

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This is a normal post *has no sound*
Am guessing there is a great deal of "whoopin'" and "hollerin'".
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This is a normal post Actually just a lot of "Ooooooh"s and "Oh shit"s

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This is a normal post Allah akbar!

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This is a normal post Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

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This is a normal post Silent Bob in the preview pic there

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf did they expect to happen apart from that?

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This is a normal post to be fair to them
that never happens in the Dukes of Hazard
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This is a normal post way to just waste $35k. fucking idiots.

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This is a link post Quite A Freaky Paper Sculpture.
Some more here:

vimeo.com/54967505

Not in portrait.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy's a genius

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's a genius
his artwork is incredible
the cameraman is a twat
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post you sir should be a critic.
straigh talking and to the point
i will read your reviews on this again
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this, fucking this

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post are visitors to the exhibition allowed to handle the artwork, or does he have to go round with each person doing it himself?

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post fnur fnur 'go round with each person doing it himself'
lubed gloves are they?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given that they're both wearing white gloves i'm not sure.
His other exhibitions seem to have just had some stretched out with pictures of them compressed next to them, they stretch a looooooong way.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The hardest part would be glueing all the paper together before carving out the block.
and that's just a tedious job.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post nah your wrong there
what he did was this
he got my wife to decorate his place with some plain white paper but silly snorker that she is when she folded the paper to move it she folded it the wrong way and he had blocks of paper just sitting around
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post cor!
i'm suprised that hasn't made it onto page 3 of the Metro's 'wacky world of Art' section.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure I'd call him a genius
Talented, dedicated craftsman maybe.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
It's kind of like a more advanced version of those shit Christmas decorations they hang from the ceiling in the Rovers Return.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah pretty much
There's a lot of very clever technical stuff going round, using fantastic inventive techniques to produce kinda average art.

Don't get me wrong I think this guy is very talented, and the way the pieces move is an excellent wrench to the brain, but the actual articles produced look a bit uninspired.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not to take anything away from what he's done.
It's mighty impressive. Just the term 'genius' is banded around so much.

Nikola Tesla: yes. Man who spent a lot of time a crafting sculpture from paper layers: no. He's just very skilled and dedicated.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I agree, hence me not once using the word 'genius' in relation to what this guy has done.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't explain why your wang is out.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It always peaks out the bottom of my jeans, it's a burden i have to live with each and every day :-(

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the long face?

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post : D

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! That's fucking ace.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Paralympic table tennis is far more exciting than able-bodied version
ace diving shot from disabled player.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed, this is awesome
But GC as the Scrunt in various forms.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oops.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post dont let atos see you playing that
you will loose any benifits.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're on the vodka early today

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post no drinks involvelved
just full of flu shit and tabs, and by that i mean tablest not tabs or his cock of mirth or ring finger of the rag nail
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ah, so Tabs sta...oh.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Idiot

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is how 9/11 started

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
And also: 'Ha'
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see your ha-ha
And raise you another ha-ha, and a ", what a cunt!"
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *call* ^this^

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The boys final moments on the bike resemble ever hand I've ever played in poker (about 3 then)
So I'll fold.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post i will take your 'ha ha what a cunt' and raise your bid to 'silly bastard should have had google specs on, twunt'

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting for a tiger to pounce on him or something

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a link post People begging for money on the subway/tube/metro/underground
Stick with it past the first 2 beggars...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, nicely done.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather amusing.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you what i'd like to see less of on a commute
attention whores doing fucking random performances...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is an element of that to it, yes.
I wonder what they were actually promoting (I didn't stick around to the end of the video).
I generally hate narcissistic cunts like these but the routine was original enough to reduce the overall cuntishness significantly.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
If anyone ever starts doing a flashmob opera performance or something while I'm on the tube I've decided I'm going to start crying and pretend I'm recovernig from a nervous breakdown and am very upset by the whole experience.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do a Rainman

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's also a handy way to stop people sitting next to you.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post And ending dates

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean I can stop masturbating on the bus now?

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I wouldn't go that far.
Just keep the sound though as some of us are trying to read the paper.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I second this motion!
It certainly beats staring at the floor silently hating every moment of your life that led up to you being stuck on a sweaty hollow tube hurtling through an underground tunnel.

Bring on the random entertainment!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post i liked that

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was really good

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicks!

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm now trying to work out...
...how an ad agency will do a shit version of this for quadruple the budget. Oh well, should only take a few months to get the answer.

(nice though, obv. *click*)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post The woman's face around 2:05 says it all.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I do not rob, I do not steal"
I'd still be worried, he didn't say anything about not popping a cap in someone's arse.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Infinitea .gif
I liked it.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Sheep's

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it?
Bollocks. Fine, I'mma going to cardinal sin and post a video right now....
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only one biscuit?
pfft.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post no sugar?

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post SUGAR!

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have a cup of tea now, Father.
Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan
Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan Gwan
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post girls.
drink.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes, yes they do.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can confirm this.
I do drink and often.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post same here.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post didnt know they tea in the wine department of walmart#

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Narrows Eyes*
That looks familiar

(ta for posting it up - didn't put it on here because it was too big for the message board, couldn't be bothered to reduce it in size)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post fnar

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's brilliant

(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Jimmy Savile: Love is an uphill thing.
Especially if they struggle.

Could be GC. I don't give a shit. It made me laugh. So there.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Some creepy extracts here.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post o_O
Jaysis H Christ...

*Shudder*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why haven't any police been found negligent over this?

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a backlog of police negligence cases

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saville must have had tons
of shit on people in high places
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\and jizz/\

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post cos it goes all the way to the top
or the bottom of the rolled-up trouser leg and secret handshake
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:41, , Reply)

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