why so much terrible bullying?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:10, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

As a parting comment a student said, today
"I may not come in tomorrow - I might have turned into rain"

So, this evening is all about being melodramatic and hyperbolic.

Go
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:35, 211 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, that last thread died on its arse.
So, things you don't understand.

Men in lycra and the so-called "Bronies". Also... Furries.

Why?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:44, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

my facebook has almost just redeemed itself
someone posted a photo of an orange girl with the caption.
'Ladies, there is a fine line between wearing make-up and looking like Crayola Gangbanged your face.'

When was the last time you or someone you know redeemed themselves?

alt. you can have one extra limb, what'll it be?

alt alt lunch?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:21, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Vote for the new QOTW
Thanks for suggestions as always, new vote is here
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Where do you fall fatties?
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/9345086/The-worlds-fattest-countries-how-do-you-compare.html

Only Tonga and Micronesia are fatter than me :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:22, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's making you feel like shit today?
I had to get up at 4.30 to leave at 5.00 to get to Birmingham for a 7.30 meeting. Not impressed.

Alt: ketchup or brown sauce?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:03, 122 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FIRST! LOL
BOAT! LOL

What's making you lol this morning?

Alt: Adult evening classes. What would you take?
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:00, 233 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

B3-ta evenin' thread,
Are you all, properly fed?
Whats on, telly in-stead.
Can you save THIS thread?

Hay, I just posted... an eveNING thread. So click reply, whazup my friend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:20, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I got stepped for posting an image of @dr3wyork's twitter account
Which I found through search thanks to one of his posts. When was the last time a fat spastic inconvenienced you?

Alt: b3ta gets shut down for being shit. How on earth do you people cope?

Altalt: Where can I find a statue of Mary Queen of Scots in London?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:13, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

LOOK; it's only a new bloomin thread
Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 for himself.

Now that each of the guests has been given $1 back, each has paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. If the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:31, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

CHAT.
ABOUT STUFF.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:30, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

BBC NEWS LINK
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18518162

So who's going to be signing up for this straight away? I know how you all love informed political debate.

Alt: Lunch you fat fails
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:10, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sod your shit boat pictures.
Tell me stories about when you last embarrassed yourself. Or when you last had an awesome drive.
Or when you last saw shit pictures on the internet.

In otherwords, we've had an earthquake here. it was rubbish. Didn't even feel it here in the countryside.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:48, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sod your singers and ball footers, this boat is an actual hero. In so far as some wood and stuff can be.
My office is on the ludicrously named Eel Pie Island in the Thames, next to a working shipyard.

And this here boat has been moored up for a day, and now brought up a slipway to have a propellor replaced. We all thought it was cool looking, but had no idea what it was. So we did some internet research.

Turns out that it's MTB-102. Yes, THE MTB-102! Say what?

Boat photo

It's a motor torpedo boat, powered by two V-12 Merlin engines, just like what the Spitfires had, and has an amazing history. It made eight crossings of the Channel during the Dunkirk evacuation and was one of the first boats back over during D-Day.

Here's what it looked like when it was out kicking Fritz's arse.

Old timey boat photo

It also carried Churchill and Eisenhower, and was in both the Queen's flotillas. It's the fastest Royal Navy vessel ever, apparently, and was in Steve McQueen's The Eagle Has Landed. It's the last surviving military vessel from Dunkirk.

All hail the megaboat!

Alt Q: Shut up and appreciate history!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:37, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning. What last made you crack up laughing?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:31, 271 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*something about football*
Why is your team better than the other shite team you hate?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:42, 245 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So who's watching the game, then? Eh? Eh?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:26, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Has anyone seen monty about? If you see him, could you please pass this one
www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fmixessss3%2Frage-against-the-machine-vs-electric-six-no-to-the-gay-bar-idea-rock-mix&h=3AQG0Rcpg

I've just written a "IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, SEND THIS TO EVERY NEWS AND POLICE AGENCY IN THE UK" letter. My life is all a bit hollyoaks at the moment. But I got a second date on saturday, so thats alright.

I really like that Paloma Faith song thats doing the rounds at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:17, 63 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

the last couple weeks, across the rd from my house on the green
there's been a police gazebo up, complete with solitary bored copper, reading and pacing. this has taken the place of the usual mob of crackheads, dogs, dealers and other semi-conscious derelicts.

i finally got round to asking one copper what the deal was.
apparently the purpose of the gazebo and associated policeperson is to deter the crackheads from gathering. wherever there's crackheads and complaints, up it pops like some kind of womble-bearing toadstool.

this to me seems like shit lazy stat-wrangling. rather than one copper walking round from trouble spot to trouble spot going 'hey crackheads! knock it off and move on' then when they settle again, shooing them off again like flies off a picnic, they simply sit a copper down somewhere under a gazebo, on full pay, thereby ensuring that there are no crackheads there AT THAT TIME. in this case, they are ~200 yards away in a different park.
this is a fucking joke, isn't it? tell me why.

alt: this is a great idea isn't it? tell me how you intend to darwinise yourself.

alt alt: i'm working from home tomorrow. no question, just wanted you to picutre me sitting in front of my laptop, with my nuts hanging out the bottom of my dressing gown. sexy isn't it? you disgust me.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:37, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The football eh
Hopefully England have the good grace to lose and the hosts can go though. They're shit anyway.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:20, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I dun published a kindle book
You can even borrow it. But buying it would be nicer.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008C8OZXA
(McChinaman banned, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:56, 154 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well that thead is fucking wank, Cheers Bobby you feckless blob.
There seems to be a bit of hostility between some people recently, to counteract the negative feelings let's try and remember some nice things. What nice things has a b3tan done for you and vice versa?

alt: Is there such a thing as a selfless gesture?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:17, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Even Monty cant keep a thread going, besides who said threads had to be massive? It's what you do with them that counts?
Fuck lunch, favourite snacks?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:51, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm being a verbose prick today, and would like to apologise for dullness.
Is there anything you would like to apologise for?

Alt: Do you feel you are owed an apology? Who from, and why?

Alt alt: I am sorry to hear about your lunch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:38, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That went well.
So, in the last five or six hundred years, religion in this country has gone from being something you burn at the stake for to something you hold a bake sale for. Is this progress?

How will our society be perceived in five hundred years? Are we repeating the decline of the Roman empire?

Alt: if that's too heavy, talk about what you'd do to each other's mums.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:59, 214 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning one and all
Assisted dying debate: Tony Nicklinson

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-18398797

I saw this on the news this morning, whats your thoughts?

Alt: Desert island kitchen, if you could only choose 12 ingredients to live on for the rest of your life what would they be? More importantly what would you cook?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 6:34, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Assuming that the atmosphere was rendered
breathable and the journey down to a reasonable time, which planet would you visit on holiday and why?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 18:21, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)