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Nice find
I used to have hotpants for the woman with the funny eyebrows that could turn into a bird.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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I remember back in the 90's at a computer games show a bevy of purple wigged lovelies doing a
promo. Jellied legs aplenty, knee tremblers few...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:31,
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Got a Mac with mountain lion?
Don't try typing File:///
Ok go on, but don't say your weren't warned.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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nothing happened
although it's not my mac
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BumCoiffure, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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i am safe as i cant spell anyway
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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Haha, it 'works' too
How strange that it hasn't cropped up till now.
Mountain Lion has been out for months.
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aMac updated his sig, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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what the fuck is a mountain lion?
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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It's a type of cat that lives on hills.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:29,
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One of these

Or possibly a version of that shiny shiny operating system that "just works"*
* Doesn't just work
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:31,
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I must have it
I assume hopefully it is more expensive than a comparable lion from elsewhere?
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:32,
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I should think so
But you should probably check in your local pet store to make sure.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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PussyWorld
or somewhere similar?
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:33,
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Chinese DVD covers.
Article in forrin' but covers still readable.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:57,
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Those are great. I didn't know Steve Jobs invested in starwars.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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Looks like Matrix Reloaded just got watchable.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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Bit of a Goatse on the cover of indiana jones.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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Were you listening to my conversation at the lunch table?
I was just mentioning that it was the only film I'd actually fallen asleep during while at the cinema.
Edit: Wasn't there a Tab Hunter reply to this post? Something boring about ginger balls or something?
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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No, he was at the cinema.
Did you not notice afterwards that your bumhole smelt of ginger balls?
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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Generic Tab Hunter reply #1
Try harder.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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You know Oscer Wilde?
That's you that is.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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I fell asleep watching the new Time Machine movie at the cinema
massive snorefest pile of dull.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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I want to see Harry running around Expelliarmusing Frodo's ring.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:13,
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One does not simply apparate into Mordor.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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Harry's wizard tutor was always putting him down in lessons, always telling him he shall not pass.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37,
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There is some pretty terrible engrish going on there
These are a couple that I found a while back.
I'm a big fan of that Charlie Bullock dude who wrote Dark Mirror.
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admiral crunch pfffffted on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:36,
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This is rather special:
www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/wanted-lennon.jpeg
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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Boss fires a drug addict
NSFW
He sounds like a Goodfella or something.
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Leemondus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:52,
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No drug attics.
Edit: When the guy walks in you can tell he's off his tits!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:54,
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he's probably on oxy cottons or something
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Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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He's fucked up his Shatners Bassoon.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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you can actually see the beginning signs of Czech Neck, too
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Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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Dude, you should totally
smoke some weed and calm down.
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BumCoiffure, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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Seems like an alright bloke that's just trying to run his business.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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favourite bit
hes so annoyed that he has to go home and tell his wife "she was right...again"
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:10,
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must have been hard for him to that
but since its america why not give him a gun and see how she likes it?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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He sounds like a fucking tyrant.
From the sound of it, the employee is on prescription meds. That might mean that he shoulnd't be at work; it doesn't mean that he should be summarily sacked.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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Welcome to the world of Americal Employee Rights.
There aren't any.
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Kerrisis Nuns. No sense of humour., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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Long Island lols.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:30,
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Fair play to him. That druggy was obviously a druggy on drugs.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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i know how he feels
I lost one of my jobs once because i was hooked on heroin, that was the day i realised i wasnt cut out to be a drug dealer. so i stuck to primary school teaching instead.
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sausage!!!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:17,
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6 Music regrets trying to be good
GC says no.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:17,
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I like 6 music but I only really listen to the Craig Charles program.
Times up nicely with cooking the weekly roast dinner too.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:23,
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It's the only music station I listen to.
Plays an interesting mix of stuff that doesn't get aired anywhere else and doesn't have fuck-annoying adverts every 5 minutes.
I like the content of Craig Charles show but find him (and a lot of 6Music's DJs including the uber-pretentious twat-cunt Gideon Coe) to be an unsufferable cunt of the highest order.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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Just do what I do
Pretend that the events in red dwarf actually happened and craig charles us just Listers alter-ego.
Makes him more bearable and corrie a a surreal sci-fi.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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Genuinely, there is no irony in this DailyMash article
The vote got posted up here a while back and I think the conclusion was that indie music had become "a bit shit" since the nineties, with a few rare gems poking through, virtually none of which were in the voting list.
I think we can all agree that Coldplay and Chris Martin are massive, massive cunts.
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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there is loads of great new music out there, and you're only choosing to remember the good stuff from the 90's. Soup Dragons? Mock Turtles? The Farm?
6 Music's list was a cowardly populist one,so the result was always going to something fairly mainstream. This was actually a unique opportunity to bring more obscure work to a larger audience.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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Okay, for a start that was the first couple of years of the 90s
And I like all three of the bands you're listing - I have fond memories of baggy and Blur came out of that same scene, so it basically gave birth to Britpop.
You would've been better off citing Menswear or perhaps Travis as shite from the 90s.
I'm not saying that there isn't some great music out there (there is) but that the breadth and depth of quality music isn't there now.
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:39,
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Embrace.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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Well if you like, but I've got cooties
*assumes the position*
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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Oh god you're so right
I forgot that when Coldplay broke through, they cited Embrace, Keane and Travis as their fave bands/influences.
Fucking dicks.
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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Embrace was one of my first ever gigs.
A friends dad thought he was down with the youth and said he was taking us to see the next big thing.
They were shit.
Gomez were the support and were better as they had that one good track which they played.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:32,
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Ooh. I am judging you SO harshly right now.
I bet you liked Space too. Urgghh.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:48,
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Dodgy.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:49,
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and Babylon Zoo..
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:54,
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Toploader.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:55,
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Oh good god, no.
....ok, I'll see your Toploader & raise you a Candy Flip.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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Shed Seven.
Good God, i'm making myself sick.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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Northside.
Game, set, match.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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Hurricane #1.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:07,
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Ready? ...*clears throat*
Kingmaker.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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Stereo MCs
Fucking floppy hat wearing earworm motherfuckers
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:16,
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Oasis.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:27,
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isn't that what it's called
when you shit in a toilet cistern so every time the loo is flushed, shitty water comes out?
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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the general tone of your point is completely at odds with you liking the 3 bands I mentioned.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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I was a lot younger when I liked them
So I suspect I would hate them now if introduced to them 'new'. Rose-tinted glasses and all that.
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:29,
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I liked them when I was a teenager, but as an adult I know they were shit.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:45,
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I think 6 Music is great and long may it continue.
On Christmas Day they had shows from John Cooper Clark and Johnny Rotten which were a splendid soundtrack to the afternoon.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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really? i thought ex-punks were all tedious bores
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:59,
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Only when they're selling me butter.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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they don't wait until they're 'ex'.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:07,
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John Lydon is
JCC is most definitely NOT!
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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I genuinely don't know what that song sounds like
but goes to show you that 6 music listeners are just as dull as everyone else
And as usual The mash is spot on
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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It should be pointed out…
The only reason Coldplay got to the #1 spot is because their fans (of which there are many) were told on Coldplay's official Twitter and Facebook pages to go and vote. Quite a few times too, I might add.
The majority of votes for Coldplay were therefore from people who don't listen to the station, but have such a strong obsession with the 'beige' of pop-music that they took the time to vote for them anyway.
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WonkoTheSane, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:09,
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Twunts
Ah, well. That's populism for you.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:51,
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god damnit, I think the fun lovin criminals were (are?) bulk ace
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injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:36,
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Nice skillz
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:05,
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Scrunt.
It was up yesterday or saturday, different link though.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:06,
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I was away
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:25,
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:(
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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They can't wait to get into the communal showers the dirty bitches.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:08,
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Please develop this comment into a "50 shades" style bestseller.
*throws money at screen*
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:12,
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number 11 looks realy gay with that preview pic
ladedah skipping gaily down the length of the 'okey
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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Hand ball!
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:15,
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Nono,
Hand egg.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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mind pissage.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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Hooray :-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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Is this from the Superbowl?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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8 year old dude squares off adult in B-boy competition.
Crazy skillz.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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I CANNOT believe you've put me on ignore.
That is SO mean.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:36,
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He's put you on ignore and you can still talk to him?
Are you the matrix?
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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log out and reply
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:11,
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Ah that's a bit of a loop hole
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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Awww, you're both stalking each other on ignore.
This is so cute.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:45,
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Children pay attention !
when an unsavoury man trys to fondle or hold you this is what you must do, to throw the dirty pervert of his course of action and find a differant target for fiddle fix
KEEP
CALM
AND
BREAKDANCE
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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Best public service announcement ever!!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:57,
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I've seen this a lot.
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dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:41,
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Preview said no, but if so I'm sorry.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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Deer Antler Bicycle Handlebar.
Part of me is thinking it looks pretty sweet, the other part of me is imagining getting impaled on them if i fall off etc.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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Bloody hell, that looks lethal.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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It doesn't appear to have any brakes or lights either.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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it looks cool but it is pretty safe to say that is not a good idea.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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It is a NO EYE DEAR!!!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:51,
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DOYOUTHINKHESAURUS?
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Fork : Killing time since, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37,
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Doh!
h e
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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"Urban bicycling is a contact sport"
Hamtouchers.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:02,
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That picture is superb!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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Believe it or not...
presidentialham.com/
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:55,
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Thought it rang a bell, superb!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:58,
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Nice,
but all the effort, I'd at least make it symmetrical.
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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It is as nature intended.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:41,
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DNA of Richard III confirmed positive.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Unless it's GC, in which case, soz.
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Fork : Killing time since, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:11,
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part of me thinks it's bullshit - they dig up one old corpse under a car park and they guessed right first time?
then the other part of me points out that no part of me gives a shit.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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Less of a guess, more of a hunch.
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Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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Not quite. They dug where records show he was buried.
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Fork : Killing time since, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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Wow
Now to prove he wasn't a cunt, and it was just nasty Tudor propaganda
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:18,
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I thought Blackadder had already done that
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:34,
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Jimmy Savile
dug it before, fucked it, wiped his dick on his clavicle and then reburied him.
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BumCoiffure, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:23,
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there's an amusing edit on the wikipedia article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_III
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Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:25,
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gah it didn't even last long enough to take a screenshot
"Richard III is also famous as the only King of England to have ever lived in a car park."
something like that
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Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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what magic is this
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Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:15,
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The best kind
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:27,
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Something about Tudors leaving turds in carparks.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:35,
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There have been times when I have considered staying in an NCP forever, rather than paying for a ticket.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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oh dear...
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custard, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:53,
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It's interesting and completely boring in equal measure.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:06,
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I saw this.
And love that it shites all over Channel 4's programme "The King in the Car Park" which was going to 'exclusively reveal' the test's findings in this evening's show. Hahaha. Cunts. The title of the programme might have given the result away too...
But overall, I couldn't give a tinker's cuss.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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How did they find a DNA sample to compare it to?
Did they recover Anne Neville's blue dress?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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SCIENCE
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Fork : Killing time since, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:20,
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Pointless Promo
Lots of music and similar nonsense, but says very little...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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Anyone want a free ebook?
Whale in the Thames etc
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Jeccius PS3 Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:13,
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Now then (x3), before I comment on this:
Did you write it?
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:17,
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Reading the sample bit, it looks fucking funny.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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It doesn't have pictures so you won't be able to read it.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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Why don't you tak a step back, AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23,
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It's true though- have you ever read a "grown-up" book?
Rather than sat crossed-legged in your pissy jogging bottoms, laughing manically whilst shovelling trifle into your spitty mouth & trying desperately not to colour-in over the lines?
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:30,
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Hurrr huuurrrr.....
Seriously though, yes, I have read many books with more than 100 pages and with no pictures, and I am not referring to the ones you consider academic, Cartland, Jilly Cooper et al. No, actual real books, I just re read Homage to Catalonia (Orwell) and Laurie lees Spanish Civil war memoirs, had a Spanish civil war itch for some reason. Currently reading a Sebastian Faulks novel for the first time, bit of a tome really. I am in fact quite well read.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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SKELLIE SKELLIE!!!
Fluffybunnykiller appears to have hijacked your account.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:52,
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Awesome.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:54,
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I think that bothers Pissflaps, not me.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:58,
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K LOL! :))))
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:00,
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Fuck you and fuck your 'awesome'.
Bloody yank lover.
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pissflaps., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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Well, that sounds absolutely shit.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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^ this
Can I have my 24 seconds back please
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:06,
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I would lol if they concluded the investigations into Saville and it turns out he wasn't a paedo after all.
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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It doesn't seem to be free.
For 20p though you can get The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared which I thoroughly enjoyed.
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Pig Bodine., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:14,
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oh yes, that book was an unexpected treat.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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I can confirm that this is a cracking read.
Cheers! :)
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:11,
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could we be seeing the end of the penny coin?
prices will jump up etc etc
but wont some one think of the poor 99p shop? what will happen to them?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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they give out less pennies than you think as most people buy more than one item.
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:02,
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I would advise against it.
all prices will go up by a penny and we'ld no longer have a coin that represents the lowest fraction of our currency.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:02,
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you mean *gulp* like the five pound note?
*runs screaming to the hills*
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:05,
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didn't matter in Australia
they got rid of the one cent a while back I believe.
Here in Vietnam you rarely see any denomination lower than 500 dong (snigger)
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:05,
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How many dongs to put your dong in a dame?
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:07,
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HALF A MILLION!
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22,
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The Czechs too
They got rid of the 'heller' coins (the sub-denomination of the Czech crown), and although prices are still charged in crowns and hellers, change is rounded to the nearest crown
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:10,
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So you often hear "Heller... is it me you're looking for?"
*gets coat*
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da5id something witty here, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48,
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might as well start hoarding them...
they'll be worth more melted down and sold off
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:09,
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Dos this mean your mum is going to have to double her prices?
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:10,
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I was fine with losing the 1p, then I read the article and realised we wouldn't have penny sweets. I am now against this.
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redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:15,
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:o
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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They use to be half penny sweets, when they took that coin away the same sweets became a penny.
It was a dark day that when that happened.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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I remember that
no more 5 black jacks and 5 fruit salads for 5p :(
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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Are black jacks racist yet? Hope not because they're tasty.
Fruit salads can get to fuck though.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:03,
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I'll swap my black jacks for your fruit salads.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:05,
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cool!
I didn't even like fruit salads, there just seemed to be some rule about having to buy an equal number.
I always remember sitting in front of playschool with Brian Cant and Flo Benjamin and Derek Griffiths, eating a big bag of penny sweets, making sure I ate the ones I didn't like first, saving the best till last. No idea why I bought sweets I didn't like.
If this was the 90's I'd have been saying this on TV while you all wondered who the fuck I was.
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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Haha! I never did that apart from Parma Violets, they always looked like they should taste nice, like refreshers, but they were horrible.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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wouldnt this put the peados in a dificult position ?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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If you take care of the pennies
The pennies take care of the pounds. That's what my nan told me anyway.
I remember when when we had the half pennies but i think they were a bit pointless.
Anyway getting rid of the penny is no good because if something costs 3p we will have to pay 5p.
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Sherbets Leaf, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:19,
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or 4p
edit: but no 1p change from 5, i getchya!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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Or pay with a 5p and get 2p back? Or a 10p and get 5p and tuppence
Or is everyone on here now having to live with their parents because of the recession and have been reduced to 1971 levels of pocket money?
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:43,
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Economics has never been my strong point.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:46,
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4p
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Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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Yes, get rid of the bloody things. And 2p too.
I've been known the chuck them away rather than have them clogging up my wallet. Terrible waste, I know...but fuck you. They make my hands smell funny.
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:04,
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I have three carrier bags full of coins
in my wardrobe. I take all the shrapnel out of my wallet every time it gets a bit full and chuck them in. Once a year I take them to one of those machines in supermarkets where you pour coins in and it gives you proper money back. I have done this for years and normally it gets me a Christmas bonus of around £50-£70 a year.
*brought to you by savingmoneylikeachavvygrandma.com*
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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If you take them to a bank
then you get all the money back- what percentage do those machines charge?
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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Don't you have to sort them into denominations
to take them to a bank? I think the machines charge a few percent, but you can just pour the bags in.
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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You lazy bastard.
Get some of those plastic coin bags from the bank, make a lovely cup of tea, put radio four on & sort them out yourself.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:10,
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I haven't got time
what with my 24 hour non stop rock and roll lifestyle and all.
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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Sounds like a plan.
*starts collecting*
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:18,
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Bring back the ha'penny!
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:10,
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i'm all for it! then you won't get the bastards at petrol stations putting things like £1:41.99
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skullbuggery a leg end in my own bathtime!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:02,
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Former RAF Neatishead for sale. Only 2.5 million (pounds sterling). Best Ebay item ever?
- Full security and is gated and fenced around the entire perimeter of the site.
- Helicopter Pad.
- Former under ground operations block - 1,935 sq.m. / 20,820 sq.ft.
Following a fire in 1966 it was not fully rebuilt and brought back into use until the 1980s and as a result is probably one of the most modern R3 bunkers around. It has a huge new underground section for electrical and other services to the bunker (which makes it probably one of the newest underground military builldings)
- Offices - 1,029 sq.m. / 11,071 sq.ft.
- Officers Mess - 1,910 sq.m. / 20,560 sq ft.
- Hanger and stores - 1,606 sq.m. / 17,292 sq.ft.
- Tennis & Squash Courts
- Gymnasium & Changing Rooms
- Former Radar equipment building
- Lorry Coach Wash
- Fuel Pump
- Garages
- Bungalow
- Former Medical Centre
- Station Headquarters & Extension
- Stores
- Hanger
- Extensively serviced. Site Area approximately 25½ acres (10.3 hectares)
I would make this my playground!
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Sweeplovesfisting veni, vidi, mum tuum futui, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:51,
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Do we have a whip round and make sure it's owned by b3tans?
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becomingbatman, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:54,
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someone make a kickstarter for 'b3ta town'
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:07,
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Will we need catering?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:09,
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We could have a race track.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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We must have a supply of £500 billboards
and a media college
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:38,
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I wonder if that guy ever got a job
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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I bet he did. Tosser.
Edit: I just found this. He is even more of a tosser than I ever suspected. www.standard.co.uk/news/london/billboard-jobseeker-adam-pacitti-blew-6000-searching-for-ugly-betty-bride-8438439.html
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:46,
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hahaha!
The search came to an end after he travelled to Amsterdam to meet “Caroline” who turned out to be two men called Jake and Ryan, who later emailed him: “Can’t believe you actually went to Amsterdam. You really are a loser.”
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:51,
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I do love that story.
He's just a publicity whore, when he gets a job i give it two months before he gets bored, leaves and comes up with another stunt to get his face in the news.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:53,
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he's the new Barry Bulsara.
Holly Willoughby dead on her doorstep. Ten years max.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:02,
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That's fantastic
I want to buy Jake and Ryan a pint. Maybe even a pint each.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:54,
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Me too!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:01,
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That's nice.
I'm sure someone will be willing to read the beer menu for you.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:16,
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Beer menu?
Just do what everyone else does. Point to the tap and slur "three more of that one".
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:36,
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Menu for beers?
What kind of public houses are you frequenting?
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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Wow. Bring on the Zombie Apocalypse!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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how come the officers mess is larger than the hanger and stores?
was this to accomodate the large ego's of post war flying types?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:58,
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Most of it is under ground
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shitkicker, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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Bargain!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23,
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didn't we buy this last week?
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:57,
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I don't think so, what did we buy last week?
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:02,
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He originally bought it for £500,000.......
not for the £4mil as bandied about. Nice profit, lots of free advertising on this one too, was all over radio 2 at the weekend.
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:01,
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i visited Neatishead when it was a wrorking radar base
They had a microwave array there so big it would cook birds flying past.
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:06,
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I was involved in the making of this.
I made this!
I wrote some parts of it...
so i am whoring it here.... but you might like it,
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:44,
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did you scrip the bit where the grass was growing?
apart from that the preview looks like a typical footclub scene with one player on the ground getting ready to recive the knob of life from the other player, must be cold though,cant see any willies
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:47,
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its 9.49
and your drunk already?
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:49,
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no not drunk
full of flu shit and tabs. feels the same though so not complaining
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:58,
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Nhs
Is best!
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:50,
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ah, so Tabs stayed over at yours last night?
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:06,
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did you write the bumming sequence at the end?
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:53,
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I specifically requested it
and i have the rushes at home...as per usual, you may watch them with me, holding me...tightly,
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:54,
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Gritty and urban.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:58,
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I prefer
greaty and Urbane
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:59,
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The boy in the light blue shorts is packing a pasty in his lunchbox
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Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:27,
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My aren't we
Rapey today x
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:49,
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That was bloody excellent.
click!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:50,
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Thank u
Cant beat a bit of slapstick can ye
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:16,
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good stuff :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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Thank u muchly amigo
Im going to buy lunch!
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:17,
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Kiddie in red talks without moving his lips. Odd.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:53,
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he's a puppet
the directors hand is up his bottom.
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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Sandy Hook conspiracy thread- are we sick of this yet?
I just discovered this new website. Totes Amazeballs.
Sample: "It's very simple. It's all a hollywood production. Do some research about the properties in Sandy Hook. You'll find most of the area is privately owned and there's a Gas Line project that has been going on there for a few years. No google street maps and many businesses shut down within the last few years only to be replaced by new ones very recently.
Many properties in the area have a last sold date of 12/25/09. Coincidence?
It's a classic Ghost Town scenario. Players (perps) were moved into the area, a story put together and created over a few years and people highly paid and/or blackmailed to participate in the scam. Mafia connections? It's all very plausible once you get into the details of it.
Organized crime at its best."
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:40,
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what's sandy hook? on my phone and links take forever to open.
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:42,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Hook_Elementary_School_shooting
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redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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lol
i used to be scared of americans... but now, i really do think it'll all sort it self out.
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:50,
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hmmm
just taking the first point "no google street maps" - assume they mean street view. There *does* appear to be street view unless I'm looking at the wrong sandy hook? Also, *why* would they spend years putting together a scam like this? to what end? (genuine question, me no understand the mtoives for thinking it was "all a konspirusee"
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wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:52,
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not that I believe it, but the obvious one would be that the NWO creates these events in order to disarm the US citizens.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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Or vice versa - to sell more guns
Or generally create a state of fear, where the public will sign up for any removal of liberty masquerading as "protection".
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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* not that I believe it being a conspiracy, these are just alternative potential reasons
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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Nevermind that they're walking around in circles
The fact that they're americans walking around outside is unbelievable enough.
Do they expect us to believe that ALL their cars had broken down?
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benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:52,
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I want to believe.
Pfft.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:00,
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I love the fact that Americans
Think that if they had to go to war against their government that arming the population will help that...
Tanks, aircraft, chemical weapons... These things make your right to bear arms pretty fucking pointless... Might as well give u slingshots!
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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there's an established conspiracy theory that the first Gulf War was a Hollywood gig, with Saddam fully co-operating.
Although I did read that in a book that was published before the second Gulf War, at which point you think he might have said summat.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:09,
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Odd
what's going on there?
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:22,
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I too found some fella claiming such.
He went into detail about lots of stuff and it almost sounded credible. Ill see if I can find it for you.
www.youtube.com/verify_controversy?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DWx9GxXYKx_8
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:47,
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Supplier of halal meat containing pork DNA is named
I'm guessing the directors are all planning a little holiday
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LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:11,
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Oh those poor prisoners, how sad they must be.
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pissflaps., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:19,
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Ever flexible with sacred law, these religious morons
"Halal meat is defined as meat slaughtered by hand and blessed by the person doing the killing, however some Muslims believe a mechanised form is also now acceptable."
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:20,
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It'll be mechanised priests next
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:26,
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down with this sort of thing...
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:27,
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Those poor mechanised choirboys.
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pissflaps., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:29,
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Ha!
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:34,
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roboplegic wrongcocks!
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:50,
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aint no robot
raping my children... i'm organic all the way.
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DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:44,
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not been funny but I swear if one of them Muslim rape robots cums near my kids I swaer I'll do time.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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I for one welcome our robotic clergy overlords
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h3donist zoinks!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:51,
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on your knees, one would imagine.
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:54,
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:31,
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well.
they won't be the first prisoners getting a bit of sausage they don't want...
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:27,
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Won't somebody think of all the people who are being smited by the Lord after eating pork?
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Fork : Killing time since, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:32,
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I'm having French Toast with Bacon and Pork Sausage for dinner tonight.
I dig pig. It's tasty.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:36,
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isn't it to do with hooved animals anyway? do pigs have hooves? I thought they were trotters? although to be honest, I neither know nor care... A, if you're inside you should be lucky to be fed. in a Muslim country prison your lucky to survive a sentence, and I mean the same for white English criminals. stop fucking moaning. and B, religion is so much bollocks you can turn or make or read into, anything you really want. like nostradamus. the Bible says don't lie with a man like you would a women, or similar. that just means don't Nick all the duvet and get your hair in my mouth. simple.
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:41,
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i once had carnel relataions of the extremly and with hind sight, thankfull drunk type with a ladeeey
who turned out to be on sober reflection a complete pig, but i recal she had feet, this has left me confused.
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:45,
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ooo....
can Muslims lick out a fat pig they pick up on a Friday night? obviously they don't have the excuse of beer goggles....
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:52,
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i think they could get round this by simply calling her a fat cow instead
unless she is ginger then there is no excuse
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:00,
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exactly which lord are you talking about?
our so called lord and beloved lover of the human race* t&c'c apply**
or there heathen lord who is nothing more than diety in there eyes?
*does not include rag heads or chavs
** 1 you may love only one god that is our god, your god does not qualify as true in our gods eye.
2 your god is gay and wears a towel on his head to hide his bald spot.
3 if during prayer you match 3 god sysmbols then you win etenal love and salvation
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:43,
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My first bionic hearing test
I made this!
I've had a lot of hearing tests in my life. Most of them showed that I'm pretty damn deaf. But maybe, just maybe, the cochlear implant would make a difference?
The results are in...
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helmsdeep, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:09,
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what?
I said... WHAT??
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:25,
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pffft! Coch-lear
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Fork : Killing time since, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:36,
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Cock-leer.
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Sweeplovesfisting veni, vidi, mum tuum futui, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:57,
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cock-beer
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:01,
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but on a positve note
all those years of being profoundly deaf, was a blessing during the dark days of stock,aitkin and waterman, you survived the audio holocaust untouched and now just have to face reverberations of the long dead echo's of rick actualy et-al
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:11,
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I bet he doesn't even understand a rick roll...
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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There are visuals with a rick roll
Its not difficult to hate, even without sound.
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:23,
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You certainly are a plum.
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helmsdeep, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:36,
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:(
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:34,
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Been following your progress with interest,
not sure whether I've commented before though.
Now you've got a sense that, to all intents and purposes, is entirely new to you so it's not a great surprise you're struggling to make sense of it. If my hearing acuity increased tenfold overnight there's no doubt I'd struggle with it initially too. Plus side is though, the brain is a wonderful organ and will start sorting all this out in its own time. I suppose most of us go through that process of learning to recognise, interpret, and mentally block out sounds at a very young age - I get the impression that's not something you've had to deal with much before.
In short, the hardware is now upgraded, it's simply a matter of time until the software fix is developed.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:26,
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but can he outsource that to india?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:07,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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helmsdeep, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:43,
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Twisternederland's January fails
A nice way to start the week
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krang, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:42,
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Danger Precinct - Episode 2
I made this!
The second episode of the new regional cop dystopia, Danger Precinct.
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BANHUS, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:27,
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Hello!
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:30,
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Hiya!
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BANHUS, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:41,
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spam cun..... oh....
hello. :)
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:30,
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Now we're going out
do you want to go on top?
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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Nice to see a first time poster with something nice!
*clicks*
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:18,
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i liked that.
hello!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:41,
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Jimmy Jangle.
NSFW
You all know it, some old school Jimmy Jangle, it'd be rude not to.
NSFW for the reason he was a fetid old paedophile.
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Sweeplovesfisting veni, vidi, mum tuum futui, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:26,
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BASTARD.
This was yesterday's earworm. Now back with avengeance.
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:06,
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