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This is a link post Full episodes of Space 1999 on YouTube

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This is a normal post Nice find
I used to have hotpants for the woman with the funny eyebrows that could turn into a bird.
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This is a normal post I remember back in the 90's at a computer games show a bevy of purple wigged lovelies doing a
promo. Jellied legs aplenty, knee tremblers few...
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post Got a Mac with mountain lion?
Don't try typing File:///

Ok go on, but don't say your weren't warned.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post nothing happened
although it's not my mac
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i am safe as i cant spell anyway

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, it 'works' too
How strange that it hasn't cropped up till now.
Mountain Lion has been out for months.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck is a mountain lion?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a type of cat that lives on hills.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post One of these
IMGL1734

Or possibly a version of that shiny shiny operating system that "just works"*

* Doesn't just work
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I must have it
I assume hopefully it is more expensive than a comparable lion from elsewhere?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I should think so
But you should probably check in your local pet store to make sure.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post PussyWorld
or somewhere similar?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:33, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese DVD covers.
Article in forrin' but covers still readable.
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This is a normal post Those are great. I didn't know Steve Jobs invested in starwars.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Matrix Reloaded just got watchable.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a Goatse on the cover of indiana jones.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Were you listening to my conversation at the lunch table?
I was just mentioning that it was the only film I'd actually fallen asleep during while at the cinema.

Edit: Wasn't there a Tab Hunter reply to this post? Something boring about ginger balls or something?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post No, he was at the cinema.
Did you not notice afterwards that your bumhole smelt of ginger balls?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Generic Tab Hunter reply #1
Try harder.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You know Oscer Wilde?
That's you that is.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I fell asleep watching the new Time Machine movie at the cinema
massive snorefest pile of dull.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see Harry running around Expelliarmusing Frodo's ring.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post One does not simply apparate into Mordor.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Harry's wizard tutor was always putting him down in lessons, always telling him he shall not pass.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post There is some pretty terrible engrish going on there
These are a couple that I found a while back.

I'm a big fan of that Charlie Bullock dude who wrote Dark Mirror.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This is rather special:
www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/wanted-lennon.jpeg
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This is a link post Boss fires a drug addict NSFW
He sounds like a Goodfella or something.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
No drug attics.

Edit: When the guy walks in you can tell he's off his tits!!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post he's probably on oxy cottons or something

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He's fucked up his Shatners Bassoon.

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This is a normal post you can actually see the beginning signs of Czech Neck, too

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Dude, you should totally
smoke some weed and calm down.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like an alright bloke that's just trying to run his business.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post favourite bit
hes so annoyed that he has to go home and tell his wife "she was right...again"
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post must have been hard for him to that
but since its america why not give him a gun and see how she likes it?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He sounds like a fucking tyrant.
From the sound of it, the employee is on prescription meds. That might mean that he shoulnd't be at work; it doesn't mean that he should be summarily sacked.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to the world of Americal Employee Rights.
There aren't any.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Long Island lols.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play to him. That druggy was obviously a druggy on drugs.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i know how he feels
I lost one of my jobs once because i was hooked on heroin, that was the day i realised i wasnt cut out to be a drug dealer. so i stuck to primary school teaching instead.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post 6 Music regrets trying to be good
GC says no.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I like 6 music but I only really listen to the Craig Charles program.
Times up nicely with cooking the weekly roast dinner too.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the only music station I listen to.
Plays an interesting mix of stuff that doesn't get aired anywhere else and doesn't have fuck-annoying adverts every 5 minutes.
I like the content of Craig Charles show but find him (and a lot of 6Music's DJs including the uber-pretentious twat-cunt Gideon Coe) to be an unsufferable cunt of the highest order.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Just do what I do
Pretend that the events in red dwarf actually happened and craig charles us just Listers alter-ego.
Makes him more bearable and corrie a a surreal sci-fi.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuinely, there is no irony in this DailyMash article
The vote got posted up here a while back and I think the conclusion was that indie music had become "a bit shit" since the nineties, with a few rare gems poking through, virtually none of which were in the voting list.

I think we can all agree that Coldplay and Chris Martin are massive, massive cunts.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
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there is loads of great new music out there, and you're only choosing to remember the good stuff from the 90's. Soup Dragons? Mock Turtles? The Farm?

6 Music's list was a cowardly populist one,so the result was always going to something fairly mainstream. This was actually a unique opportunity to bring more obscure work to a larger audience.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, for a start that was the first couple of years of the 90s
And I like all three of the bands you're listing - I have fond memories of baggy and Blur came out of that same scene, so it basically gave birth to Britpop.

You would've been better off citing Menswear or perhaps Travis as shite from the 90s.

I'm not saying that there isn't some great music out there (there is) but that the breadth and depth of quality music isn't there now.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Embrace.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if you like, but I've got cooties
*assumes the position*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god you're so right
I forgot that when Coldplay broke through, they cited Embrace, Keane and Travis as their fave bands/influences.

Fucking dicks.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Embrace was one of my first ever gigs.
A friends dad thought he was down with the youth and said he was taking us to see the next big thing.

They were shit.

Gomez were the support and were better as they had that one good track which they played.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh. I am judging you SO harshly right now.
I bet you liked Space too. Urgghh.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Dodgy.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post and Babylon Zoo..

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Toploader.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good god, no.
....ok, I'll see your Toploader & raise you a Candy Flip.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Shed Seven.
Good God, i'm making myself sick.
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This is a normal post
Northside.

Game, set, match.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurricane #1.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ready? ...*clears throat*
Kingmaker.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Stereo MCs
Fucking floppy hat wearing earworm motherfuckers
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oasis.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't that what it's called
when you shit in a toilet cistern so every time the loo is flushed, shitty water comes out?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
the general tone of your point is completely at odds with you liking the 3 bands I mentioned.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I was a lot younger when I liked them
So I suspect I would hate them now if introduced to them 'new'. Rose-tinted glasses and all that.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
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I liked them when I was a teenager, but as an adult I know they were shit.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think 6 Music is great and long may it continue.
On Christmas Day they had shows from John Cooper Clark and Johnny Rotten which were a splendid soundtrack to the afternoon.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post really? i thought ex-punks were all tedious bores

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Only when they're selling me butter.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
they don't wait until they're 'ex'.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post John Lydon is
JCC is most definitely NOT!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely don't know what that song sounds like
but goes to show you that 6 music listeners are just as dull as everyone else

And as usual The mash is spot on
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It should be pointed out…
The only reason Coldplay got to the #1 spot is because their fans (of which there are many) were told on Coldplay's official Twitter and Facebook pages to go and vote. Quite a few times too, I might add.

The majority of votes for Coldplay were therefore from people who don't listen to the station, but have such a strong obsession with the 'beige' of pop-music that they took the time to vote for them anyway.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Twunts
Ah, well. That's populism for you.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post god damnit, I think the fun lovin criminals were (are?) bulk ace

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This is a link post Nice skillz

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrunt.
It was up yesterday or saturday, different link though.
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This is a normal post I was away

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They can't wait to get into the communal showers the dirty bitches.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Please develop this comment into a "50 shades" style bestseller.
*throws money at screen*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post number 11 looks realy gay with that preview pic
ladedah skipping gaily down the length of the 'okey
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hand ball!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nono,
Hand egg.
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This is a normal post mind pissage.

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This is a normal post Hooray :-)

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this from the Superbowl?

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This is a link post 8 year old dude squares off adult in B-boy competition.
Crazy skillz.
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This is a normal post I CANNOT believe you've put me on ignore.
That is SO mean.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He's put you on ignore and you can still talk to him?
Are you the matrix?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post log out and reply

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah that's a bit of a loop hole

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww, you're both stalking each other on ignore.
This is so cute.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Children pay attention !
when an unsavoury man trys to fondle or hold you this is what you must do, to throw the dirty pervert of his course of action and find a differant target for fiddle fix
KEEP
CALM
AND
BREAKDANCE
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Best public service announcement ever!!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen this a lot.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Preview said no, but if so I'm sorry.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post Deer Antler Bicycle Handlebar.
Part of me is thinking it looks pretty sweet, the other part of me is imagining getting impaled on them if i fall off etc.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell, that looks lethal.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't appear to have any brakes or lights either.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post it looks cool but it is pretty safe to say that is not a good idea.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It is a NO EYE DEAR!!!

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This is a normal post DOYOUTHINKHESAURUS?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Doh!
h e
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "Urban bicycling is a contact sport"
Hamtouchers.


(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That picture is superb!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Believe it or not...
presidentialham.com/
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought it rang a bell, superb!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice,
but all the effort, I'd at least make it symmetrical.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It is as nature intended.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post DNA of Richard III confirmed positive.
Just thought you'd like to know.

Unless it's GC, in which case, soz.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
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part of me thinks it's bullshit - they dig up one old corpse under a car park and they guessed right first time?

then the other part of me points out that no part of me gives a shit.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Less of a guess, more of a hunch.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite. They dug where records show he was buried.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Now to prove he wasn't a cunt, and it was just nasty Tudor propaganda
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Blackadder had already done that

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Jimmy Savile
dug it before, fucked it, wiped his dick on his clavicle and then reburied him.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post there's an amusing edit on the wikipedia article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_III
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post gah it didn't even last long enough to take a screenshot
"Richard III is also famous as the only King of England to have ever lived in a car park."

something like that
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Richard_III_of_England&oldid=536500532
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This is a normal post what magic is this

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This is a normal post The best kind

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Something about Tudors leaving turds in carparks.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post There have been times when I have considered staying in an NCP forever, rather than paying for a ticket.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
oh dear...
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's interesting and completely boring in equal measure.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this.
And love that it shites all over Channel 4's programme "The King in the Car Park" which was going to 'exclusively reveal' the test's findings in this evening's show. Hahaha. Cunts. The title of the programme might have given the result away too...

But overall, I couldn't give a tinker's cuss.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post How did they find a DNA sample to compare it to?
Did they recover Anne Neville's blue dress?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post SCIENCE

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post Pointless Promo
Lots of music and similar nonsense, but says very little...
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone want a free ebook?
Whale in the Thames etc
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Now then (x3), before I comment on this:
Did you write it?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Reading the sample bit, it looks fucking funny.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
It doesn't have pictures so you won't be able to read it.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you tak a step back, AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true though- have you ever read a "grown-up" book?
Rather than sat crossed-legged in your pissy jogging bottoms, laughing manically whilst shovelling trifle into your spitty mouth & trying desperately not to colour-in over the lines?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrr huuurrrr.....
Seriously though, yes, I have read many books with more than 100 pages and with no pictures, and I am not referring to the ones you consider academic, Cartland, Jilly Cooper et al. No, actual real books, I just re read Homage to Catalonia (Orwell) and Laurie lees Spanish Civil war memoirs, had a Spanish civil war itch for some reason. Currently reading a Sebastian Faulks novel for the first time, bit of a tome really. I am in fact quite well read.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post SKELLIE SKELLIE!!!
Fluffybunnykiller appears to have hijacked your account.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that bothers Pissflaps, not me.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post K LOL! :))))

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you and fuck your 'awesome'.
Bloody yank lover.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that sounds absolutely shit.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
Can I have my 24 seconds back please
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I would lol if they concluded the investigations into Saville and it turns out he wasn't a paedo after all.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't seem to be free.
For 20p though you can get The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared which I thoroughly enjoyed.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
oh yes, that book was an unexpected treat.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I can confirm that this is a cracking read.
Cheers! :)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post could we be seeing the end of the penny coin?
prices will jump up etc etc
but wont some one think of the poor 99p shop? what will happen to them?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
they give out less pennies than you think as most people buy more than one item.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I would advise against it.
all prices will go up by a penny and we'ld no longer have a coin that represents the lowest fraction of our currency.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post you mean *gulp* like the five pound note?
*runs screaming to the hills*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't matter in Australia
they got rid of the one cent a while back I believe.

Here in Vietnam you rarely see any denomination lower than 500 dong (snigger)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post How many dongs to put your dong in a dame?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post HALF A MILLION!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The Czechs too
They got rid of the 'heller' coins (the sub-denomination of the Czech crown), and although prices are still charged in crowns and hellers, change is rounded to the nearest crown
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post So you often hear "Heller... is it me you're looking for?"
*gets coat*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post might as well start hoarding them...
they'll be worth more melted down and sold off
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Dos this mean your mum is going to have to double her prices?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was fine with losing the 1p, then I read the article and realised we wouldn't have penny sweets. I am now against this.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post :o

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post They use to be half penny sweets, when they took that coin away the same sweets became a penny.
It was a dark day that when that happened.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember that
no more 5 black jacks and 5 fruit salads for 5p :(
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Are black jacks racist yet? Hope not because they're tasty.
Fruit salads can get to fuck though.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll swap my black jacks for your fruit salads.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post cool!
I didn't even like fruit salads, there just seemed to be some rule about having to buy an equal number.

I always remember sitting in front of playschool with Brian Cant and Flo Benjamin and Derek Griffiths, eating a big bag of penny sweets, making sure I ate the ones I didn't like first, saving the best till last. No idea why I bought sweets I didn't like.

If this was the 90's I'd have been saying this on TV while you all wondered who the fuck I was.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! I never did that apart from Parma Violets, they always looked like they should taste nice, like refreshers, but they were horrible.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post wouldnt this put the peados in a dificult position ?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post If you take care of the pennies
The pennies take care of the pounds. That's what my nan told me anyway.
I remember when when we had the half pennies but i think they were a bit pointless.
Anyway getting rid of the penny is no good because if something costs 3p we will have to pay 5p.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post or 4p
edit: but no 1p change from 5, i getchya!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Or pay with a 5p and get 2p back? Or a 10p and get 5p and tuppence
Or is everyone on here now having to live with their parents because of the recession and have been reduced to 1971 levels of pocket money?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Economics has never been my strong point.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 4p

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, get rid of the bloody things. And 2p too.
I've been known the chuck them away rather than have them clogging up my wallet. Terrible waste, I know...but fuck you. They make my hands smell funny.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I have three carrier bags full of coins
in my wardrobe. I take all the shrapnel out of my wallet every time it gets a bit full and chuck them in. Once a year I take them to one of those machines in supermarkets where you pour coins in and it gives you proper money back. I have done this for years and normally it gets me a Christmas bonus of around £50-£70 a year.

*brought to you by savingmoneylikeachavvygrandma.com*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post If you take them to a bank
then you get all the money back- what percentage do those machines charge?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you have to sort them into denominations
to take them to a bank? I think the machines charge a few percent, but you can just pour the bags in.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You lazy bastard.
Get some of those plastic coin bags from the bank, make a lovely cup of tea, put radio four on & sort them out yourself.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't got time
what with my 24 hour non stop rock and roll lifestyle and all.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a plan.
*starts collecting*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Bring back the ha'penny!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm all for it! then you won't get the bastards at petrol stations putting things like £1:41.99

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Former RAF Neatishead for sale. Only 2.5 million (pounds sterling). Best Ebay item ever?
- Full security and is gated and fenced around the entire perimeter of the site.
- Helicopter Pad.
- Former under ground operations block - 1,935 sq.m. / 20,820 sq.ft.

Following a fire in 1966 it was not fully rebuilt and brought back into use until the 1980s and as a result is probably one of the most modern R3 bunkers around. It has a huge new underground section for electrical and other services to the bunker (which makes it probably one of the newest underground military builldings)
- Offices - 1,029 sq.m. / 11,071 sq.ft.
- Officers Mess - 1,910 sq.m. / 20,560 sq ft.
- Hanger and stores - 1,606 sq.m. / 17,292 sq.ft.
- Tennis & Squash Courts
- Gymnasium & Changing Rooms
- Former Radar equipment building
- Lorry Coach Wash
- Fuel Pump
- Garages
- Bungalow
- Former Medical Centre
- Station Headquarters & Extension
- Stores
- Hanger
- Extensively serviced. Site Area approximately 25½ acres (10.3 hectares)


I would make this my playground!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)
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Do we have a whip round and make sure it's owned by b3tans?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post someone make a kickstarter for 'b3ta town'

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Will we need catering?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post We could have a race track.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post We must have a supply of £500 billboards
and a media college
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if that guy ever got a job

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he did. Tosser.
Edit: I just found this. He is even more of a tosser than I ever suspected. www.standard.co.uk/news/london/billboard-jobseeker-adam-pacitti-blew-6000-searching-for-ugly-betty-bride-8438439.html
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
The search came to an end after he travelled to Amsterdam to meet “Caroline” who turned out to be two men called Jake and Ryan, who later emailed him: “Can’t believe you actually went to Amsterdam. You really are a loser.”
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I do love that story.
He's just a publicity whore, when he gets a job i give it two months before he gets bored, leaves and comes up with another stunt to get his face in the news.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)
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he's the new Barry Bulsara.

Holly Willoughby dead on her doorstep. Ten years max.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fantastic
I want to buy Jake and Ryan a pint. Maybe even a pint each.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nice.
I'm sure someone will be willing to read the beer menu for you.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Beer menu?
Just do what everyone else does. Point to the tap and slur "three more of that one".
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Menu for beers?
What kind of public houses are you frequenting?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Bring on the Zombie Apocalypse!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post how come the officers mess is larger than the hanger and stores?
was this to accomodate the large ego's of post war flying types?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of it is under ground

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Bargain!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
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didn't we buy this last week?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think so, what did we buy last week?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He originally bought it for £500,000.......
not for the £4mil as bandied about. Nice profit, lots of free advertising on this one too, was all over radio 2 at the weekend.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i visited Neatishead when it was a wrorking radar base
They had a microwave array there so big it would cook birds flying past.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post I was involved in the making of this. I made this!
I wrote some parts of it...

so i am whoring it here.... but you might like it,
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post did you scrip the bit where the grass was growing?
apart from that the preview looks like a typical footclub scene with one player on the ground getting ready to recive the knob of life from the other player, must be cold though,cant see any willies
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post its 9.49
and your drunk already?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post no not drunk
full of flu shit and tabs. feels the same though so not complaining
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nhs
Is best!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)
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ah, so Tabs stayed over at yours last night?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post did you write the bumming sequence at the end?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I specifically requested it
and i have the rushes at home...as per usual, you may watch them with me, holding me...tightly,
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gritty and urban.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer
greaty and Urbane
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The boy in the light blue shorts is packing a pasty in his lunchbox

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post My aren't we
Rapey today x
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That was bloody excellent.
click!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank u
Cant beat a bit of slapstick can ye
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff :)

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank u muchly amigo
Im going to buy lunch!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Kiddie in red talks without moving his lips. Odd.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a puppet
the directors hand is up his bottom.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Sandy Hook conspiracy thread- are we sick of this yet?
I just discovered this new website. Totes Amazeballs.
Sample: "It's very simple. It's all a hollywood production. Do some research about the properties in Sandy Hook. You'll find most of the area is privately owned and there's a Gas Line project that has been going on there for a few years. No google street maps and many businesses shut down within the last few years only to be replaced by new ones very recently.
Many properties in the area have a last sold date of 12/25/09. Coincidence?
It's a classic Ghost Town scenario. Players (perps) were moved into the area, a story put together and created over a few years and people highly paid and/or blackmailed to participate in the scam. Mafia connections? It's all very plausible once you get into the details of it.
Organized crime at its best.
"
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:40, Reply)
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what's sandy hook? on my phone and links take forever to open.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:42, Reply)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Hook_Elementary_School_shooting
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
i used to be scared of americans... but now, i really do think it'll all sort it self out.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
just taking the first point "no google street maps" - assume they mean street view. There *does* appear to be street view unless I'm looking at the wrong sandy hook? Also, *why* would they spend years putting together a scam like this? to what end? (genuine question, me no understand the mtoives for thinking it was "all a konspirusee"
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)
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not that I believe it, but the obvious one would be that the NWO creates these events in order to disarm the US citizens.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Or vice versa - to sell more guns
Or generally create a state of fear, where the public will sign up for any removal of liberty masquerading as "protection".
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post * not that I believe it being a conspiracy, these are just alternative potential reasons

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nevermind that they're walking around in circles
The fact that they're americans walking around outside is unbelievable enough.

Do they expect us to believe that ALL their cars had broken down?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)
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I want to believe.

Pfft.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the fact that Americans
Think that if they had to go to war against their government that arming the population will help that...

Tanks, aircraft, chemical weapons... These things make your right to bear arms pretty fucking pointless... Might as well give u slingshots!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
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there's an established conspiracy theory that the first Gulf War was a Hollywood gig, with Saddam fully co-operating.

Although I did read that in a book that was published before the second Gulf War, at which point you think he might have said summat.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Odd
what's going on there?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I too found some fella claiming such.
He went into detail about lots of stuff and it almost sounded credible. Ill see if I can find it for you.
www.youtube.com/verify_controversy?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DWx9GxXYKx_8
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:47, Reply)
This is a link post Supplier of halal meat containing pork DNA is named
I'm guessing the directors are all planning a little holiday
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh those poor prisoners, how sad they must be.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ever flexible with sacred law, these religious morons
"Halal meat is defined as meat slaughtered by hand and blessed by the person doing the killing, however some Muslims believe a mechanised form is also now acceptable."
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be mechanised priests next

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)
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down with this sort of thing...
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Those poor mechanised choirboys.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post roboplegic wrongcocks!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post aint no robot
raping my children... i'm organic all the way.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)
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not been funny but I swear if one of them Muslim rape robots cums near my kids I swaer I'll do time.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one welcome our robotic clergy overlords

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)
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on your knees, one would imagine.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post well.
they won't be the first prisoners getting a bit of sausage they don't want...
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Won't somebody think of all the people who are being smited by the Lord after eating pork?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having French Toast with Bacon and Pork Sausage for dinner tonight.
I dig pig. It's tasty.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
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isn't it to do with hooved animals anyway? do pigs have hooves? I thought they were trotters? although to be honest, I neither know nor care... A, if you're inside you should be lucky to be fed. in a Muslim country prison your lucky to survive a sentence, and I mean the same for white English criminals. stop fucking moaning. and B, religion is so much bollocks you can turn or make or read into, anything you really want. like nostradamus. the Bible says don't lie with a man like you would a women, or similar. that just means don't Nick all the duvet and get your hair in my mouth. simple.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i once had carnel relataions of the extremly and with hind sight, thankfull drunk type with a ladeeey
who turned out to be on sober reflection a complete pig, but i recal she had feet, this has left me confused.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ooo....
can Muslims lick out a fat pig they pick up on a Friday night? obviously they don't have the excuse of beer goggles....
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i think they could get round this by simply calling her a fat cow instead
unless she is ginger then there is no excuse
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly which lord are you talking about?
our so called lord and beloved lover of the human race* t&c'c apply**

or there heathen lord who is nothing more than diety in there eyes?

*does not include rag heads or chavs
** 1 you may love only one god that is our god, your god does not qualify as true in our gods eye.
2 your god is gay and wears a towel on his head to hide his bald spot.
3 if during prayer you match 3 god sysmbols then you win etenal love and salvation
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)
This is a link post My first bionic hearing test I made this!
I've had a lot of hearing tests in my life. Most of them showed that I'm pretty damn deaf. But maybe, just maybe, the cochlear implant would make a difference?

The results are in...
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post what?
I said... WHAT??
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)
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pffft! Coch-lear
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Cock-leer.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post cock-beer

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post but on a positve note
all those years of being profoundly deaf, was a blessing during the dark days of stock,aitkin and waterman, you survived the audio holocaust untouched and now just have to face reverberations of the long dead echo's of rick actualy et-al
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)
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I bet he doesn't even understand a rick roll...
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post There are visuals with a rick roll
Its not difficult to hate, even without sound.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You certainly are a plum.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Been following your progress with interest,
not sure whether I've commented before though.

Now you've got a sense that, to all intents and purposes, is entirely new to you so it's not a great surprise you're struggling to make sense of it. If my hearing acuity increased tenfold overnight there's no doubt I'd struggle with it initially too. Plus side is though, the brain is a wonderful organ and will start sorting all this out in its own time. I suppose most of us go through that process of learning to recognise, interpret, and mentally block out sounds at a very young age - I get the impression that's not something you've had to deal with much before.

In short, the hardware is now upgraded, it's simply a matter of time until the software fix is developed.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post but can he outsource that to india?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Twisternederland's January fails
A nice way to start the week
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)
This is a link post Danger Precinct - Episode 2 I made this!
The second episode of the new regional cop dystopia, Danger Precinct.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hiya!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post spam cun..... oh....
hello. :)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Now we're going out
do you want to go on top?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see a first time poster with something nice!
*clicks*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked that.
hello!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)
This is a link post Jimmy Jangle. NSFW
You all know it, some old school Jimmy Jangle, it'd be rude not to.

NSFW for the reason he was a fetid old paedophile.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post BASTARD.
This was yesterday's earworm. Now back with avengeance.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)

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