Hydrographic printing
it's either that or drowning a white cat
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it's either that or drowning a white cat
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It's like the eighties again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qwBktr_7M0
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qwBktr_7M0
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0:43 - it's not floating oil paint as others have used, it's printed to a film that sits on the surface.
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woman thinks spraying vinegar at clouds will solve chemtrail problem
watching this I felt it was like watching a fly trying to fly out of a window that is wide open but where they can't because they're stuck on the glass and can't see the open section so just bounce against the glass until they die
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watching this I felt it was like watching a fly trying to fly out of a window that is wide open but where they can't because they're stuck on the glass and can't see the open section so just bounce against the glass until they die
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Christ, it's bad enough you constantly going after Foodbabe.....
NOW you're picking on her mother? You monster.
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NOW you're picking on her mother? You monster.
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You deal with people spraying chemicals by spraying chemicals.
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Anyone know
what kind of logic she followed to reach the conclusion she did with that vinegar?
I just can't seem to make that jump.
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what kind of logic she followed to reach the conclusion she did with that vinegar?
I just can't seem to make that jump.
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Vinegar is a natural disinfectant / weed killer.
Perfect for neutralizing illuminati mind control mist.
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Perfect for neutralizing illuminati mind control mist.
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Here:
Vinegar is a miraculous substance, don't let the lizards tell you otherwise.
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Vinegar is a miraculous substance, don't let the lizards tell you otherwise.
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Someone should tell her it works better if you mix it with bleach first
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Dear Government, Suck it
was a nice touch at the end.
Mind boggling thought process she has going on there,
the only thing she has managed to accomplish is kill her lawn.
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was a nice touch at the end.
Mind boggling thought process she has going on there,
the only thing she has managed to accomplish is kill her lawn.
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Recycling animation
is one of the tricks of the trade though. All cool.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 15:56, Share, Reply)
is one of the tricks of the trade though. All cool.
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Isn't this recycling also a recycle? aka GC
Pretty sure it was posted up last week.
EDIT: oh, my bad, didn't see the "#2" or bother watching it.
What a load of #2.
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Pretty sure it was posted up last week.
EDIT: oh, my bad, didn't see the "#2" or bother watching it.
What a load of #2.
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How does this work exactly?
Do they have a bank of reference videos and just rotoscope over them?
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Do they have a bank of reference videos and just rotoscope over them?
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Maybe they have a stock of wireframe animations that they just paint the new character over?
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Nah I don't think it's anything that complex
It would have been loads of extra work to produce clean skeletal animations for every scene in a film, on the off chance that they might be reused down the line. They either dug out the original animation cells and traced them, or more likely just rotoscoped frames from previous movies.
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It would have been loads of extra work to produce clean skeletal animations for every scene in a film, on the off chance that they might be reused down the line. They either dug out the original animation cells and traced them, or more likely just rotoscoped frames from previous movies.
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OTT Hyperlapse Movie
I made this!
I made a timelapse with NO tripod and a phone camera. I call it "pro-lapsing".
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I made a timelapse with NO tripod and a phone camera. I call it "pro-lapsing".
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how did ya do that then sonny jim?
go on, show us yer prolapse!
p.s. liked!
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go on, show us yer prolapse!
p.s. liked!
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I think you mean "music is fabulous"
as is the whole thing really
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as is the whole thing really
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You take photo, move a few paces, take another photo, move a few paces.. Repeat till old. Then you can use "warp stabilizer" on the image sequence in After Effects, or just manually line the pics up to a landmark. It does look much better with a DSLR and a tripod.
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Nicely Done!
Surprising how smooth it is considering the lack of a tripod.
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Surprising how smooth it is considering the lack of a tripod.
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I still can't fathom him being a 2 pin din plug.
He was nice to all the animals.
Apart from humans.
Or was that all a lie?
Did he bum injured hedgehogs?
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He was nice to all the animals.
Apart from humans.
Or was that all a lie?
Did he bum injured hedgehogs?
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On a side note slightly related
Went I was a nipper and just starting school, the nuns(yes nuns) would sing that fucking song to me when I walked in.
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Went I was a nipper and just starting school, the nuns(yes nuns) would sing that fucking song to me when I walked in.
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That's great looking alright, and super music.
But then I sucke balles.
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But then I sucke balles.
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that is super duper dope.
how many frames per second does it work out to be-ish?
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how many frames per second does it work out to be-ish?
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It's running @24fps but could probably be squeezed down to about 18 I reckon.
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brilliant stuff
and it reminds me of doing too much speed :D
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and it reminds me of doing too much speed :D
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London Bash in one month's time¬!!11¬¬¬!!!
I was going to post a video of the jowly-faced talent void spacker, Nick Knowles recording a dreadful record but decided that not even you lot deserved it. That's saying something.
Anyway, the London Bash is taking place in one month's time. Enjoy an afternoon/evening of getting shitfaced with people you end up despising and wondering where you went wrong in life.
There's competitions, quizzes and prizes! Lots of prizes.
If you haven't sent me your gake/trufax questions already, please get them over to me. The more the merrier.
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I was going to post a video of the jowly-faced talent void spacker, Nick Knowles recording a dreadful record but decided that not even you lot deserved it. That's saying something.
Anyway, the London Bash is taking place in one month's time. Enjoy an afternoon/evening of getting shitfaced with people you end up despising and wondering where you went wrong in life.
There's competitions, quizzes and prizes! Lots of prizes.
If you haven't sent me your gake/trufax questions already, please get them over to me. The more the merrier.
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That's the new hipster trend, innit?
The Miller is a young n trendy pub (rescued by its great selection of beer) so I'm sure their chef will be able to rustle something UP for you.
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The Miller is a young n trendy pub (rescued by its great selection of beer) so I'm sure their chef will be able to rustle something UP for you.
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I'd hoped that my capitalisation of the word "UP" was enough to give you this meaning.
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Still got all his fingers
so he must know what he's doing.
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so he must know what he's doing.
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True high quality craftsmanship with a beautiful finish and precise fitting.
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Makes a change from typical videos of amateurs with far too much equipement and few real skills.
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good lad
nearly as good as BBC4's "handmade" series, which I fuycking loved
watch it if you can. seriously. make sure you just watch it, don't be distracted, don't talk to anyone. don't have a phone that's gonna ring. just watch from start to finish.
job done :D
(I especially liked the Glass one)
( , Thu 21 May 2015, 13:24, Share, Reply)
nearly as good as BBC4's "handmade" series, which I fuycking loved
watch it if you can. seriously. make sure you just watch it, don't be distracted, don't talk to anyone. don't have a phone that's gonna ring. just watch from start to finish.
job done :D
(I especially liked the Glass one)
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The Hedgehog
One of the most powerful short filums I've seen in a long time.
Edit: Goddamn Vimeo, how do you embed things with this stupid player?
Edit: I win! F*ck you Vimeo
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One of the most powerful short filums I've seen in a long time.
Edit: Goddamn Vimeo, how do you embed things with this stupid player?
Edit: I win! F*ck you Vimeo
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I've marked to watch later as most of your stuff is good
if i remember you like lots of animation type things and 3D
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if i remember you like lots of animation type things and 3D
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Ta, thanks!
I love a bit of technical wizardry and nice animation/3d definitely falls into that category.
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I love a bit of technical wizardry and nice animation/3d definitely falls into that category.
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Good casting.
Was expecting a punchline, but yes, very poignant and quite clever. I enjoyed!)
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Was expecting a punchline, but yes, very poignant and quite clever. I enjoyed!)
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He seems to have taken Simon Pegg's comments about infantilizing rather hard.
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£17k a night chalet
Somehow found this while searching for self catering in Norfolk. Looks amazing, but seventeen thousand quid a night?
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Somehow found this while searching for self catering in Norfolk. Looks amazing, but seventeen thousand quid a night?
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Wow, the views are amazing.
Bit steep though. I'd want the swimming pool to be filled with gin for that kind of money.
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Bit steep though. I'd want the swimming pool to be filled with gin for that kind of money.
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Let's club together to have a b3ta bash there.
Only 1500 each.
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Only 1500 each.
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File under "if you have to ask about the price then you can't afford it"
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that's just down the road from me.
Megeve's fuckin'expensive, and full of rich twunts.
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Megeve's fuckin'expensive, and full of rich twunts.
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pretty sure that bedroom is where Roger Moore necked Fiona Fullerton in The Spy Who Loved Me
Could be getting bond wrong though
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Could be getting bond wrong though
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I know a man
Through work who made a metric shit ton of cash in the eighties and has a ski chalet and a massive house in the country in England which he rents out for similar ludicrous sums. I've not visited the chalet, but I've been to the house and it is rather amazing (several nice bedrooms, huge kitchen, gym, indoor and outdoor pools, enough garden not to have to worry about the neighbours, etc.).
Thing is, since the recession, the demand for these sort of things for corporate getaways and the like, which used to be his main source, has massively dried up, and his rates have become somewhat negotiable because both properties (especially the house in the country) are empty most of the year.
In other words, If it's available at a particular time, and you're not made of money/gullible, you probably wouldn't even think about paying the asking price.
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Through work who made a metric shit ton of cash in the eighties and has a ski chalet and a massive house in the country in England which he rents out for similar ludicrous sums. I've not visited the chalet, but I've been to the house and it is rather amazing (several nice bedrooms, huge kitchen, gym, indoor and outdoor pools, enough garden not to have to worry about the neighbours, etc.).
Thing is, since the recession, the demand for these sort of things for corporate getaways and the like, which used to be his main source, has massively dried up, and his rates have become somewhat negotiable because both properties (especially the house in the country) are empty most of the year.
In other words, If it's available at a particular time, and you're not made of money/gullible, you probably wouldn't even think about paying the asking price.
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I understand his frustration but what an utter cunt
waste of skin
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waste of skin
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its far worse than that
the reality is horrific i realise that.
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the reality is horrific i realise that.
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Are beards still in?
I mean, when it reaches a point that every twat has one...
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I mean, when it reaches a point that every twat has one...
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I mentioned this to a prick at work who has been growing one for about 5 weeks now
I hope that just as he gets it how he wants it there is a shift in hipster cuntbaggery and they shave them all off overnight and no one tells him.
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I hope that just as he gets it how he wants it there is a shift in hipster cuntbaggery and they shave them all off overnight and no one tells him.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:40, Share, Reply)
It's one of those fads
that the people will cringe at in a few years.
I have nothing against beards of course, but you can spot a hipster type beard from a mile off. Most aren't even hipsters now though, just the regular guy down the pub who caught onto the fad years too late.
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that the people will cringe at in a few years.
I have nothing against beards of course, but you can spot a hipster type beard from a mile off. Most aren't even hipsters now though, just the regular guy down the pub who caught onto the fad years too late.
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It seems odd though that the 'fad' is a make them look as strange as possible
Plenty of blokes have a beard and it's no big deal. But the hipster must have more, something that looks a bit retarded growing off their chin. Some statement to being a clone of other hipsters who probably think it's some statement of their individuality, or something
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:19, Share, Reply)
Plenty of blokes have a beard and it's no big deal. But the hipster must have more, something that looks a bit retarded growing off their chin. Some statement to being a clone of other hipsters who probably think it's some statement of their individuality, or something
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:19, Share, Reply)
It's funny really
Same as the goth thing, I see no difference apart from goths are generally pretty cool people, hipsters seem to look down on people a lot.
All very insincere.
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Same as the goth thing, I see no difference apart from goths are generally pretty cool people, hipsters seem to look down on people a lot.
All very insincere.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:28, Share, Reply)
It's all about the moustache now.
Beards are so last week.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:46, Share, Reply)
Beards are so last week.
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Hmmm
Hipster "lumbersexual" beard? Check.
Photographed drinking real al- I mean craft beer? Check.
Wanky hobby (which he modernises or subverts or something by doing pictures of R&B artists)? Check.
You may be right.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:36, Share, Reply)
Hipster "lumbersexual" beard? Check.
Photographed drinking real al- I mean craft beer? Check.
Wanky hobby (which he modernises or subverts or something by doing pictures of R&B artists)? Check.
You may be right.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:36, Share, Reply)
here here
is this the "look" now? That's why there are so many cunts walking around with shit beards and Primark denim?
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:38, Share, Reply)
is this the "look" now? That's why there are so many cunts walking around with shit beards and Primark denim?
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:38, Share, Reply)
The photo is copyrighted to him.
He took that photo of himself using a tripod no doubt. What a prick.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:47, Share, Reply)
He took that photo of himself using a tripod no doubt. What a prick.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:47, Share, Reply)
Hahaha
That is a bit epic on the twat scale, all those elements considered.
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That is a bit epic on the twat scale, all those elements considered.
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He gives us real beard wearers a bad fucking name.
Take care of your hair, you absolute fuck munch.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:42, Share, Reply)
Take care of your hair, you absolute fuck munch.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:42, Share, Reply)
Nice on Santander
Foreign banks showing they aren't all bad
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Foreign banks showing they aren't all bad
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here is that video of the biggest bad-ass sounding instrument ever
see also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc-RWrWxaCw
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:13, Share, Reply)
see also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc-RWrWxaCw
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Yeah, you could use it on one album (i'm thinking as an underlying thing like on Pure Phase by Spiritualized) and that would be it.
It's unplayable, as an actual functioning instrument it sucks.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:22, Share, Reply)
It's unplayable, as an actual functioning instrument it sucks.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:22, Share, Reply)
I've got an instrument that needs sucking
(am I doing this right?)
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(am I doing this right?)
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Seems to me like you're trying to orchestrate some sexeh time.
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i've not heard a performance with one that wasn't a rattling mess...
it's got fundamental design flaws. the fretboard/neck is too close to the strings, which flap against it, especially that 16hz string...
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 21:49, Share, Reply)
it's got fundamental design flaws. the fretboard/neck is too close to the strings, which flap against it, especially that 16hz string...
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 21:49, Share, Reply)
The Dailystormer (the racist website associated with Stormfront)
Says you should go paleo:
www.dailystormer.com/radio-stormer-paleo-stormer/
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:41, Share, Reply)
Says you should go paleo:
www.dailystormer.com/radio-stormer-paleo-stormer/
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:41, Share, Reply)
Turns out you have been pronouncing
"Parmesan" incorrectly all your life...
(Click the speaker icon to hear the correct way to say it)
*gah they fixed it*
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:32, Share, Reply)
"Parmesan" incorrectly all your life...
(Click the speaker icon to hear the correct way to say it)
*gah they fixed it*
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:32, Share, Reply)
I though this was going to be...
...the awful American way of pronouncing it - Parmizhaaan. Almost as bad as saying 'urbs' when you mean the tasty plant things you use in small quantities when cooking food to make it taste nice.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 19:11, Share, Reply)
...the awful American way of pronouncing it - Parmizhaaan. Almost as bad as saying 'urbs' when you mean the tasty plant things you use in small quantities when cooking food to make it taste nice.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 19:11, Share, Reply)
But isn't that broken?
That speaker icon has a "US" next to it. This is standard Engineering abbreviation for "UnServicable". Usually written U\S.
www.acronymfinder.com/Unserviceable-(US).html
( , Thu 21 May 2015, 17:22, Share, Reply)
That speaker icon has a "US" next to it. This is standard Engineering abbreviation for "UnServicable". Usually written U\S.
www.acronymfinder.com/Unserviceable-(US).html
( , Thu 21 May 2015, 17:22, Share, Reply)
That's my wife's birthday present sorted out
£25 well spent.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:27, Share, Reply)
£25 well spent.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:27, Share, Reply)
Hang on, there's some real bargains to be had here...
Chesney Hawkes - £20
Roland from Grange Hill - £15
Linda Lusardi - £25
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:30, Share, Reply)
Chesney Hawkes - £20
Roland from Grange Hill - £15
Linda Lusardi - £25
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:30, Share, Reply)
I dont mind them doing that as an idea
but imagine if they have a few orders, I'm not imagining they will, but imagine...
They would have to do numerous videos, of the same script, with the same friendly/sinister 'friend of your dad' type acting Daniels is famous for...
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:32, Share, Reply)
but imagine if they have a few orders, I'm not imagining they will, but imagine...
They would have to do numerous videos, of the same script, with the same friendly/sinister 'friend of your dad' type acting Daniels is famous for...
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:32, Share, Reply)
I wonder if the Hoff would recreate his drunken burger eating video
It's only $100
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It's only $100
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:43, Share, Reply)
hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?t=11&v=p_LNxX4bPFA
press 2 over and over for the stare wank!
and that's magic!
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:57, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?t=11&v=p_LNxX4bPFA
press 2 over and over for the stare wank!
and that's magic!
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:57, Share, Reply)
Bit pricey. I'd imagine most of that lot would suck a tramp's cock for a fiver.
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I have no idea who most of those celebs are
I recognise Paul Daniels, though. Met him. Nice chap.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:06, Share, Reply)
I recognise Paul Daniels, though. Met him. Nice chap.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:06, Share, Reply)
www.celebvm.com/rustycoones
Racist! And why the hell are they rusty?
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:28, Share, Reply)
Fucking hell that's ace
I wonder if I can get Ben Adams from A1 to record one for my soon-to-be ex wife telling her to fuck off
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:34, Share, Reply)
I wonder if I can get Ben Adams from A1 to record one for my soon-to-be ex wife telling her to fuck off
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:34, Share, Reply)
As an aside: I just noticed that a half price ticket offer to see Paul & Debbie perform at the hippodrome automatically get put into my junk folder.
...now that's magic.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:19, Share, Reply)
...now that's magic.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:19, Share, Reply)
I'm thinking i might get Boycie
to send me a message http://www.celebvm.com/johnchallis
( , Thu 21 May 2015, 22:50, Share, Reply)
to send me a message http://www.celebvm.com/johnchallis
( , Thu 21 May 2015, 22:50, Share, Reply)
Tourist jailed for patting policewoman’s shoulder
in Dubai
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:33, Share, Reply)
in Dubai
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:33, Share, Reply)
And it'll thrive due to
the shallow cunts who find it a prestige place to be.
Hope the shit carrying lorry convoy tips over them all.
Backward cunts.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:08, Share, Reply)
the shallow cunts who find it a prestige place to be.
Hope the shit carrying lorry convoy tips over them all.
Backward cunts.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:08, Share, Reply)
and then
all the shit boils over and floods everything with oily shit and then they drown in their own shitty oil screaming "no!!! please no more shitty oil!". Upside down sandy rude oily cunts full of posh cars.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:18, Share, Reply)
all the shit boils over and floods everything with oily shit and then they drown in their own shitty oil screaming "no!!! please no more shitty oil!". Upside down sandy rude oily cunts full of posh cars.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:18, Share, Reply)
they literally get away with murder there
And jail someone for tapping a police on the shoulder for directions.
It's 2015, why do people want to go there? why help fund that shitty place.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:27, Share, Reply)
And jail someone for tapping a police on the shoulder for directions.
It's 2015, why do people want to go there? why help fund that shitty place.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:27, Share, Reply)
You need a dirty great big earthquake in Pakistan
Would create a tidal wave that wipes Dubai off the map as it is very low.
they have refrigerated beaches.....
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:19, Share, Reply)
Would create a tidal wave that wipes Dubai off the map as it is very low.
they have refrigerated beaches.....
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:19, Share, Reply)
... and penguins in the Mall of the Emirates
and yes, I suppose they have been giving the finger to Allah with that Burj Khalifa
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:24, Share, Reply)
and yes, I suppose they have been giving the finger to Allah with that Burj Khalifa
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:24, Share, Reply)
Can't wait until their oil runs out,
and the racist Emirati get economically, politically, and militarily fucked over.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:46, Share, Reply)
and the racist Emirati get economically, politically, and militarily fucked over.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:46, Share, Reply)
More like not wanting to get pulled around by uniformed twats
the guy did not speak the language so probably saw his life and hands flash before his eyes
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:20, Share, Reply)
the guy did not speak the language so probably saw his life and hands flash before his eyes
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:20, Share, Reply)
And thats number 54 of 1000s of reasons why I wouldnt go again.
I wouldn't have a fucking clue what they were accusing me of. It could be dropping some litter or murdering a class of children, I was continuously shitting it of doing anything.
Never has drunken sex with a woman in a hotel been done so quietly, slowly and with the hope that I finished quickly.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:30, Share, Reply)
I wouldn't have a fucking clue what they were accusing me of. It could be dropping some litter or murdering a class of children, I was continuously shitting it of doing anything.
Never has drunken sex with a woman in a hotel been done so quietly, slowly and with the hope that I finished quickly.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:30, Share, Reply)
Authority doesn't work like that, anywhere in the world
So he was a bit of a bellend and is now in prison for assault. Bit of a muppet really.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:31, Share, Reply)
So he was a bit of a bellend and is now in prison for assault. Bit of a muppet really.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:31, Share, Reply)
Well if touching her shoulder constitutes molestation
Then I'd be skeptical of their definition of assault.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:50, Share, Reply)
Then I'd be skeptical of their definition of assault.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:50, Share, Reply)
"“Someone touched my shoulder. When I turned back, the defendant asked me for directions to the mall. I guided him and then asked him why he had touched me. I couldn’t understand his language. He touched my hand again. I pulled my hand away, then I asked him to escort me to the police office. He refused. My two colleagues presented their police IDs. He refused to go with them to the police office and, when they tried to take him, he assaulted them,” claimed the policewoman."
Regardless of anyone's interpretation of 'molestation,' he fucks up at the end by refusing to comply with the cops. Who the fuck did he think he was? Even if there were language issues, given he was a tourist, that would sort of indicate he wasn't to thick or ignorant to understand what a cop is, or how to behave when gestured by cops to go with them.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:13, Share, Reply)
You're assuming the police officers are telling the truth
rather than massively embellishing the incident because they took a dislike to the guy.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:13, Share, Reply)
rather than massively embellishing the incident because they took a dislike to the guy.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:13, Share, Reply)
Yes I am, and of course there's every possibility they are completely bent
There's just something a bit odd about the surface of that story though
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:24, Share, Reply)
There's just something a bit odd about the surface of that story though
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:24, Share, Reply)
It's the middle east...
Anyone in a position of authority is bent. It's the way the world works over there.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 15:03, Share, Reply)
Anyone in a position of authority is bent. It's the way the world works over there.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 15:03, Share, Reply)
To play devil's avocado:
Anyone who chooses Dubai as a holiday destination is a cunt who deserves everything they get.
*drops mic, walks off*
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:26, Share, Reply)
Anyone who chooses Dubai as a holiday destination is a cunt who deserves everything they get.
*drops mic, walks off*
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:26, Share, Reply)
I find myself agreeing with nearly everything Tabs says these days
Which is potentially a source of worry.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:28, Share, Reply)
Which is potentially a source of worry.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:28, Share, Reply)
Women can be police officers in Dubai?
I am genuinely surprised.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:37, Share, Reply)
I am genuinely surprised.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:37, Share, Reply)
I'm flying through on route to KL
cant say i'm looking forward to setting food on its soil even if it is for three hours
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:45, Share, Reply)
cant say i'm looking forward to setting food on its soil even if it is for three hours
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:45, Share, Reply)
The entire middle east can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.
Not a single bit of it I want to visit ever.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:34, Share, Reply)
Not a single bit of it I want to visit ever.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:34, Share, Reply)
this
couldnt pay me to visit anywhere there.
I'd love to win a daytime TV prize to Dubai, and turn it down.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 15:09, Share, Reply)
couldnt pay me to visit anywhere there.
I'd love to win a daytime TV prize to Dubai, and turn it down.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 15:09, Share, Reply)
I'd love to be able
to spend all day entering competitions on daytime TV rather than go to work.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 22:42, Share, Reply)
to spend all day entering competitions on daytime TV rather than go to work.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 22:42, Share, Reply)
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I made this!
EVERYONE LIKES WORMS!
WORMS!
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:29, Share, Reply)
EVERYONE LIKES WORMS!
WORMS!
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:29, Share, Reply)
yes I MEAN NO IT WAS ABOUT WORMS!
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( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:37, Share, Reply)
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( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:37, Share, Reply)
it's a bit old fashioned
from the time you still had to type 'WormyWormyWormy' in the address bar.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:58, Share, Reply)
from the time you still had to type 'WormyWormyWormy' in the address bar.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:58, Share, Reply)
Police are cunts pt.94
Love the detail in this short reportage. To be fair though, the temptation to twat some Student Grant types, give the opportunity, would probably prove to much for me too.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:08, Share, Reply)
Love the detail in this short reportage. To be fair though, the temptation to twat some Student Grant types, give the opportunity, would probably prove to much for me too.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:08, Share, Reply)
A bad egg
I cringed hearing the recording of him that night. Sorry mate, but representing authority and the law of the land that was unforgivable.
That said I seem to remember students and anarchist scum misbehaving that night and thoroughly deserving a good kicking. Good thing i'm not a cop
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:24, Share, Reply)
I cringed hearing the recording of him that night. Sorry mate, but representing authority and the law of the land that was unforgivable.
That said I seem to remember students and anarchist scum misbehaving that night and thoroughly deserving a good kicking. Good thing i'm not a cop
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:24, Share, Reply)
Police are human beings shocker.
I thought that the uniform added authority and removed any of the baser human emotions. Imagin my surprise.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:35, Share, Reply)
I thought that the uniform added authority and removed any of the baser human emotions. Imagin my surprise.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:35, Share, Reply)
That's what the article says, yes.
It also details other things regarding the policeman's conduct that day which puts into question his suitability for his chosen career, and that he was abusing his position of authority.
You appear to have overlooked those things in your post though and reduced the story to its most basic point.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:03, Share, Reply)
It also details other things regarding the policeman's conduct that day which puts into question his suitability for his chosen career, and that he was abusing his position of authority.
You appear to have overlooked those things in your post though and reduced the story to its most basic point.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 13:03, Share, Reply)
I think it's obvious he posted such a comment as he was hoping someone would bite and he could start going off on one.
#theusual
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Share, Reply)
#theusual
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Share, Reply)
What a pointless article from a pointless tabloid
"NEWSFLASH : Baker sells popular baked products, stops selling not very popular products"
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 10:45, Share, Reply)
"NEWSFLASH : Baker sells popular baked products, stops selling not very popular products"
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 10:45, Share, Reply)
The sheer half-arsedness of that article is staggering:
"A Greggs spokesperson told the Daily Mirror" followed by "The future of the crusty loaf could be in jeopardy" illustrated by a photo of a tired sliced white.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:01, Share, Reply)
"A Greggs spokesperson told the Daily Mirror" followed by "The future of the crusty loaf could be in jeopardy" illustrated by a photo of a tired sliced white.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:01, Share, Reply)
Must be a 'slow news day'.
I didn't know Greggs sold anything other than greasy pasties and fatty cakes
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:21, Share, Reply)
I didn't know Greggs sold anything other than greasy pasties and fatty cakes
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 11:21, Share, Reply)
All they sell is crap that makes people fat
they sell it cheap too, no wonder when I look around I see fat people everywhere.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:12, Share, Reply)
they sell it cheap too, no wonder when I look around I see fat people everywhere.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:12, Share, Reply)
When I ran my greggs
we sold maybe 2 loaves a day. I usually took one home as it wasnt sold.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:26, Share, Reply)
we sold maybe 2 loaves a day. I usually took one home as it wasnt sold.
( , Wed 20 May 2015, 12:26, Share, Reply)
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