That previous thread is probably dead now, unlessyou count hh disliking Windows8 which I'm not that bothered about.
What are you notbothered about?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 17:35, 66 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Come on you guys! It's gone 9 o'clock - get out of your fetid pits you slugabeds!!
I read a new word today - 'Gigermortis' meaning the extreme tiredness the morning after playing a gig. What's your favourite tiredness euphemism?
Alt: Rained like a bastard last night with thunder and lightning* to match. Regale us with your tales of weather-related shenanigans.
Altalt: Malaysian airlines - just unlucky or is it more sinister?

*If anyone spells this as 'lightening' I will be most disappointed
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 9:07, 24 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good evening Off Topic, I've had a takeaway and am watching telly. How exciting will your Friday evening be?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 19:49, 100 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

have a childish lol before you go home...
www.rollonfriday.com/TheNews/EuropeNews/tabid/58/Id/3429/fromTab/36/currentIndex/5/Default.aspx

chocolate nob or horse's head?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 16:42, 27 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Come on, team. One final Friday afternoon push.
I am going to a wedding festival this weekend. Should be a larf.

Weekend plans?

Alt: How are you keeping cool? It's facking boiling here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:18, 115 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What's the big deal with the government requiring unions to have a 50% turnout to make a strike legal then?
Sounds reasonable, and yes, I'm aware voter turn out for elections is often lower than this, and is something that needs addressing, get more people involved in democracy, but I don't think it's a valid argument against asking for larger participation from union members.
If they don't give enough of a shit to vote, fuck the strike.
Edit: I've changed my mind a bit. Any rules put on union voting needs to be applied to government and possibly national voting as well.

Alt: something for everyone one else, if you're alone in the house, what's the first you do after a nice wank and clean up? Telly? Garden? Sweet silence?

Altalt: in before Beef says all union members are work shy cunts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:00, 63 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Friday!!!!
I'm up early for a meeting. What gets you out of bed?

Alt: did you hear/see the massive thunderstorm last night? SOME butch burly blokes were scared of it. Some tiny feathered birds were not. What harmless thing terrifies you/surprised you by terrifying someone else?

Altalt: fucking bacon baguettes and sausage baps at this meeting. Wtf is the point of that? What have you got?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:35, 122 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Life changing moments....you ever had one?
I'm going through one, how do you deal with such things?

What's your comfort blanket?

Alt: how do you justify selfishness?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:37, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Woodpecker
What a refreshing change

Its hot as fuck and stuffy too so I've just treated myself to a freezing can of proper full fat Coke. What are your treats? What have you recently tried that you realise you've been missing out on?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:03, 149 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've got the promise of an early finish and a week off on the horizon.
What's perking up your life right now?

alt. A link for Monty www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-28335358
#Hitlersongs was a fave of mine. what's your favourite Hitler song?

altalt. Dogs cant look up. share your favourite bullshit theories.

altaltalt. lunch/dinner/food/fat
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:11, 169 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

my sister-in-law just texted and asked me for some book recommendations for summer reading
i have bombarded her with a list. what would you recommend? a victorian san francisco murder mystery with strippers and prostitutes is next on my list: www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/bookreviews/10777949/Frog-Music-by-Emma-Donoghue-review.html

alt: it's HOT. what's the best ice cream ever?

altalt: i just had a phone call from a vihjaya lickey. seriously. how do you stop yourself from laughing when it's impossible not to laugh but you really can't laugh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:14, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Would you trust recruitment agencies?
My CV is out in the world and I've had a couple of calls within days of it "going live" but after recently doing some work for Hays recruitment I get the feeling recruiters are a bit like sales people. Lying slugs only out for their own commission. What are your experiences with recruitering?

Alt: it's going to be hot, do you like it hot? Do you like it sweaty? I bet you'd love me to rub sun cream all over you.

Altalt: lunch?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 7:57, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

lol deletion
alt: morning
altgr: what's for breakfast
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 22:09, 35 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

a few belmworthy things today
apparently thousands of android phones have been sold second-hand, and contain nekkid pics of the previous owner. have you ever sent anyone a photograph of your junk? were you dumb enough to sell the phone on afterwards?

and britain first invaded a mosque and demanded that they stop segregating women and "taking britain back 100 years". er....

what's made you belm hard today?

alt: best song to belm to?

altalt: why shouldn't we belm at you?

altaltalt: BELM!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:20, 118 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What used to scare you as a kid?
I remember this show called Chimera with some sort of monkey hybrid called Mr Scarecrow.
www.zone-sf.com/images/chimera5.jpg

also, Ghostwatch was pretty scary for a child.

alt. Lunch.

alt. Who knows. Entertain me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 13:51, 148 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Imma start a new thread.
This here: christinalouisemartin.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/the-wit-wisdom-of-paul-daniels.html has amused me.

I'm now fairly certain, having read that, that Paul Daniels probably posted on here at some point, possibly under the user name 'Spanky Hanky'. Who else on here is secretly a celebrity?

Alt: how come that fucker Daniels has never been Yewtree'd?

altalt: alright
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:51, 131 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What about them royals, eh?
Gawdbless'em they're worth every penny, aren't they?
The balding one is visiting us 'umble Coventrians today.
Truly we are blessed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:43, 188 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

so oscar pistorius went out on the piss and got into another fight
and is blaming it on being "lonely". what's the worst excuse you've heard all week?

alt: allegedly the world's most boring woman is up the duff again. who cares? do you care?

www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/10964563/Thousand-boys-disappear-from-school-system.html

comment on the above or ask your own questions. GO!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:38, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

David Rodigan
Alt:
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:37, 164 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i have burnt the roof of my mouth on pizza now there is a flap of mouth skin hanging off
alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:33, 80 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Now here's an illness I could learn to live with
Man gets drunk from eating bread and pasta
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:27, 26 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Right, following the advice of the doc I've drunk plenty of fluids and had a nap
What do you recommend for colds/manflu?
Old wives tales, home remedies, actual science... Lay it on me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:08, 108 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So, Im going away with my parents next week to Whitby.
As far as I can see, the cottage has no wifi and only a telly downstairs.
How will I pass the yawn inducing evenings?
Bearing in mind I wont be able to get blind drunk. well, I could but thats not much fun for them.
My dad's taking a tablet. Hopefully I should be able to put my sim into that and watch telly from 3g?

When was the last time you holidayed with the parents, and how was it?

alt. Anyone bothered about the Government reshuffle or is it same bollocks, different head? I have no idea who any of them are.

altalt. Lunch or suttin'
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 12:16, 171 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This made me lol, have you lolled much today?
www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/15/vagina-selfie-for-3d-printers-lands-japanese-artist-in-trouble
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:21, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning fuck knuckles
Well its Tuesday, the best day of the week beginning with Tue.

Hows your day looking will it be shit or good?

alt: Radio 2 are doing a bit on the greatest riffs www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/playlist/greatestriffs
Overall not a bad selection, what would be the best riff of all time.

alt alt, descend into moaning
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:22, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)