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This is a link post How to eat corn in ten seconds
Ronseal , nothing weird about this , nothing
(I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post o.0

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post skills :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's done that before.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!
Reminds me of this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQuYKmiyHYg
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Une drill, ein bedine
Les bleeding gums!

(foreign languages aren't my forte*)

*irony
 (I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post nothing gay about that then.

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing, whatsoever

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Follow up vid to that magician being set on fire NSFW
Sorry it's pretty harsh viewing if real, I'm just trying to work out why it hasn't been in the news. Still skeptical that it's a publicity stunt.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a magic trick gone wrong, not an assault
maybe the fluid reacted badly with his hair gel or makeup instead of burning off harmlessly.

I've not much experience of foreign tv production, but why was some of it being filmed on camcorders?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Seems a bit iffy to me. They play patty head to try and put the flames out/add more petrol...then camera cuts away, in this day and age surely you'd keep the camera on the burning man for shits and giggles.
He also still has his hair and no melty face, Phantom of the Opera going on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The twitter account of the magician assaulted (wayne Houchin) suggests it wasn't faked
twitter.com/WayneHouchin

..unless he's trying to keep the hoax going.
 (I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
It looks too rehearsed to me. All a bit Derren Brown.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Derren Brown's stage shows are fucking baffling
His long-winded shit-house TV hoaxes are a load of dog-eggs though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks to me like the presenter panics and tries to put the flames out with his hands
What's all this shit about him being attacked? As far as I can see the guy's trying to help.
 (Leemondus, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't shake the feeling there's something hokey about this whole thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
It all looks wonderfully choreographed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you guys.
How did he ignite the flame?
Why didn't his hands set on fire?
Why didn't it burn his hair off?
How did they put it out?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly! If I was there I'd slap him to the ground and then piss all over his head.
And then carry on and on and on, laughing at his horrified screams/gurgles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Tabs. Yesterday.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post *gets ready for friday night fun*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Party Time
I so wanna hit the club with Princes Yvonne. As long as it's not Monday of course because that's a woking day.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You spend your mondays in Woking?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post My 7 year old nephew has better parties than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't fancy his much.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Internet Explorer 10 ad
Good one for a change.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I see what they did there
"If you hate IE10 you're a hating ineloquent troll with a large collection of glowing buttplugs"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post smart approach

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
is it real?

browseryoulovedtohate.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reverse psychology doesn't work on me!
Even if it is quite a good ad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post IE Sucks

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nazi pig dog.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm converted
Great advert.

*Has used nothing but IE since w95. It has always done what i needed it to do. Ive never understood the zealotry that goes on between browser users.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This apart from only using IE.
I have 4 browsers installed mostly for when pages are unstable. Then I can switch to another hopefully solving the problem. I suffer from very little brand loyalty.
 (Haz, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should try developing for it.
You will end up tearing off your own face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Going back to IE is like giving .net Hitler another try.
Cause he now likes kitty's and all is forgiven.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly what I thought when some cunt brought out this shit dumb browser called Firefox

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post From a development perspective
it lacks quite a bit of functionality with HTML5 which means that you literally have to use another browser on some sites.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Tom Hanks' cameo on 'Breaking Bad'.
Unbeknownst to most, he made an appearance in Series 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, wow, that is quite a laugh.
Threadjack: Does anyone have a tinfoil hat I can borrow? I just discovered something a little shocking, and I'm not easily shocked.

Google for "Iceland". Flip over to google's "news". Some things on supermarkets, nasty Iceland banks putting up interest rates AGAIN etc.

Now change your search to "Iceland overthrow government". You'll see there is no applicable news for this. About 5 links of rubbish. No coverage. Nothing. Flip over to "web", and you'll see there are plenty of websites covering this.

But then something further...the "news" link/filter has now disappeared. Search for anything else, it comes back.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mum's gone to Iceland, but there are no records of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post *passes foil*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post *foils up*
*sets oven to "stun"*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given that I was there less than a month ago
You'd think I might have heard something about this when talking to the locals. After all, revolutions are not the sort of information that slips under the radar.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, having never been to Iceland, I can't really comment...
I can only go on what I read on the internet, hence I'm self-consciously wearing a pointy, shiny hat this morning and sitting in the corner while I type.. but I read things like this - cac.ophony.org/2012/04/16/the-icelandic-revolution-why-didnt-i-hear-about-it/ - and wonder.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a revolution
Firstly, this was in 2008, why are people only interested in it now?

Removing one political party and installing another within the same government framework isn't a revolution. We've had governments collapse in the past and that wasn't considered a revolution. Why in this case?

Nationalising the banks. Wow. That's unheard of. Except that we did it with Northern Rock, Lloyds, RBS, HBOS and I'm sure there were others.

Its viewing things through a particularly skewed filter to say there was a revolution over there. I was also there in 2008 and 2009 and at no point did anyone call it a revolution. You therefore have to ask what particular axe are the people writing that article grinding, and it looks like the same tired old anti-establishment tinfoil crap to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't aware we nationalised our banks
I thought we kept them private and threw money at them and shuffled their boards around a little bit until they said "sorry, we promise to not fuck up again, here, let us help you write the govt policies that will definitely stop us fucking up again". Interested now? I only found out about it now. That was my concern.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, I'd suggest that people are getting more interested now
because they are now noticing that Iceland's economy is doing rather well and wondering what they've done differently.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post They can pay us all the money they owe then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just found this, if it helps -
www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/news/article-2028276/Iceland-set-pay-British-debt-months-following-massive-sale-retail-stakes.html
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was over a year ago
Did we get our money back and not told?

*checks bank account*

Also Ireland owes us a few quid, how are they doing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, what am I, your Googling monkey??
I have no idea. Since when did good news make the headlines, anyway? You'd have to do a bit of digging to find out what actually happened next. Let me know what you find :-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post DANCE FOR ME GOOGLE MONKEY
*throws peanuts* *claps hands*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Northern Rock certainly were
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationalisation_of_Northern_Rock

The others we held a majority stake in.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you get as far as this bit?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationalisation_of_Northern_Rock#Eventual_return_to_the_private_sector

It was sold to Virgin for a song, after we taxpayers plumped it up nicely (Or promised to, by way of borrowing money to give it and increasing our national debt)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it nationalised?
Yes it was.

As were Kaupthing, Glitnir, and Landsbanki. Of those the first two have had their assets returned to private ownership and the third is undergoing that process.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but syria syria syria syria iran iran syria syria syria

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Iran is EVIL, Iran is EVIIIIL
Cos they is got nukes and stuff. Iraniraniraniran.

Scary, init?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmhm, that's it.
The reason Iceland's revolution wasn't mentioned in the news is entirely because we're being fed near-lies and lies about Syria and Iran in order to keep us under control and not at all because it didn't actually happen.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes the news is not at all sensationalised, so that it focuses on war over say economic reform
see i can misconstrue your words as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post news/links seems to disappear when you click back to "web" from "news" when searching for anything
Try the same when searching for "test" - news "disappears" but is still available in the "more" sub menu

But the rest of your post still stands, very very odd
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I take that bit back...
now I've done some other searches, I found "news" disappears if there would otherwise only be a few links, or even if you search for "cheese". It seems to have a mind of its own.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post is he the one in the hat?
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love The Money Pit

(likeajackhammer, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll thank you NOT to refer to Herb's vagina
in that manner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about the Cash Chasm?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Prawn-flavoured Sarlacc Pit"?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That and 'Big' were the last films of funny, floppy-haired Tom.
He became serious, short-haired Tom soon after.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post again with Herb's vagina
leave it alone!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not possible easy to leave once you reach it's event horizon.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard the best plan is to accelerate directly towards the centre,
so the combined acceleration forces you through and out of its "twin" the other side, though you may suffer some serious time dilation and possibly pick up some debris and hitchhikers from Hell as you pass through.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahhahhhha
Proper office lols
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh, Christ. This actually exists.
I mean: who'd actually want to own a copy?

Also, note the unintended mix-up of reviews for the Charlton Heston and Keith Chegwin versions... tee hee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was a Tesco
Value wankathon.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a bunch of twats!
oh god yep, nice....
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you feeling okay?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alcohol makes us do crazy things.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The replies to the one comment that is actually about the C5 programme are worth reading...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good Lord.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post £17.79? are you kidding?
haha brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 1 Dec 2012, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Immortal - Bilal NSFW
The old comic may be better but this is good
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have that on DVD with a fancy 3d/lenticular case somewhere
I'd almost forgotten about it, cheers for reminding
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Been a while since I watched this, so bookmarked for the weekend.
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a link post A huge pianist

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post "You're playing my extended family!!!"

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they have massive cochleas

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why not give the elephants an instrument they might be physically capable of playing,,,?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 2:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tuba?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 4:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, she went of her own accord.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 5:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'd never fit in a Honda.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That elephant reminds me of my ex a little
She used to do that when I was playing piano...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post your ex would hit you with her trunk?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Floppy table!

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would sex that fucker up.
Awesome, really nice!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post May I introduce you to my laptop bag?

CFM
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post i will click *i like this.*
and be kinda scared at the same time.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *downloads to wank folder*

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Compo it under Legally Blonde.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats grand man, did you make it yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post imagine how many 'mega-bites' you could put on that thing.
:D

:D


:|
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine a floppy penis being forced into your anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post genuine lols

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of my best nerdy chat up line.
'I may only have a three and a half inch floppy but I've got plenty of RAM'
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post or...
My penis is only 4 inches but a lot of women like it that THICK. Oh wait, that's not a computer related one.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might only be six inches long.........
but I've got 15 stone to smash it in with

(read that on a computer,once)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see all the Jam's have the same level of cock jokeage.
what do you mean *only* six inches? That's normal, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5 inches are in my gunt

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine's only 6 inches...
...from the floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're a dwarf?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep!
I'm only 12 and a half inches high...
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There there!
*Hugs*


*Gropes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I'll be okay...
*gets semi*

*licks forehead*
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait... this the preserve* of usernames that begin with "Jam"?
*yup. Couldn't resist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
we 'Jammin'





*gets coat*
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it's Jam jokes you're after...
What's the difference between marmalade and jam?

You can't marmalade your cock up a girls arse.

*grabs coat whilst sprinting out the door*
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
like a marshmallow into a keyhole
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or from the Profanisaurus...
...like playing snooker with piece of string.

My Aussie mate says "like trying to get an oyster into a parking meter".

As funny as they are, they all reverb with the same level of personal tragedy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just choked on my porridge and snotted out my nose you fucker!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
that is just stupidly silly, and brilliant marketing. i want one.
(goes back to playing pong)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd lay off the sprouts
:P
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post but but...
i actually like brussel sprouts. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too, just people don't know who to cook them.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me.
Imagine the size of oven required to cook you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
I'll stick with the 5.25".
I cut a bit out of the top so now I can use both sides.



/feels really old
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually have more 8" floppys in my house
Than I have 3.5" disks
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *pities*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take you 8" floppys...
...and raise you punched cards. And the hole punch I used to correct it.
 (azgiles, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate viewing reddit as it happens
Its far better to pause it then watch it at your leisure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is this 'reddit' that you speak of?
is that where the cool kids are??
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post definitely not

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't say that
Reddit is completely different to /links, but somewhat similar.

It's a much of a muchness. I'm spending equal amounts of time here and on Reddit.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post FLOOZY

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reddit is full of 'Americans' whoopin' & a-hollerin'
YEE-HAA
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahem
It is pronounced "Ye-Haw"
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post belter :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish i had a floppy desk

(Sherbs, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Photo Fakes before Photoshop (museum exhibit)
At the New York Met Museum for a few more weeks - how early photographers used tricks to create fake images...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
thanks for that reminder, i might have a traipse through NY in a few weeks. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would know nothing about it
except for reading an in-flight airline magazine Wednesday...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 6:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Palestine upgraded to Premium account, by a vote of 138-9.
I kind of want to see the list of nations that opposed...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only there was some way you could search the Internet and find out ...
US, Israel, Canada, Czech Republic, Palau, Panama, Nauru, Mirconesia and Marshall Islands all voted "no". 41 countries abstained, including the UK.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looked for as long as I could be bothered.
It wasn't long.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gerry Adams with rockets is now a 'country'.
This will end well.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least they're not drunk
and/or gingers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite
next war in 4, 3, 2..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid thing about it is every new conflict
looks like a shitty rerun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's mental
do a wikipedia search for Palestine's modern history, and since the nineteenth century gangs of arabs and jews have been killing each other with alarming frequency. It's absolutely pathetic. Now one player has got the big hand with European sympathy for what happened to the jews, and US military aid on account of a huge Jewish minority seemingly immune to the palm worthy malfunctions of the jewish state, and the Arabs draw out the repressed victim as much as they can, when they aren't blasting rockets into Israel randomly, blowing up planes, murdering athletes. Fucking get a grip guys, there is no clear devil or saint in all this, it's been going on for far to long.

It's only when Jew and Arab genuinely want some peace, that it might actually be achievable. To me they simply seem to hate one another, just like the last six generations; seems a pointless 'conflict' to get worked up about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post War is coming It could be that Iran is drawn into the conflict too.
And if that will happen they will first bomb Saudi Arabia to block fuel to the west, they will be semi-covered by Russia and that will spike tension up. Especially now our economy is balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Drawn into the conflict'
Iran is one of the most aggressive agents in the region, supplying weaponry and missiles sort of everywhere. But you are right, they now have a deadline of March; then it's all going to hit the fan. Big time
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking arabs always causing trouble, why don't they take a leaf out of our peace loving western civilisation book.
it's not like we were involved in any wars in the middle east in recent history
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's no war coming. everbody has so much cheese they can't even strangle a weasle

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post At LAST
an informed post about the palestine/israel conflict.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say, kick everyone out, give it to the hedgehogs, no other animals allowed
apart from the seagulls, but that's it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post what about
the badgers and foxes?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck 'em

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 5:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're all wankers anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only they all had guns.....
...oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 5:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure does, loads more people will be dead soon...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved what he did with Thunderbirds.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean like Ireland?
Also people gloss over the fact that the IRA was very largely funded by America.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What gets me is......
they haven't really got fuck all, and what they do have they're blowing it to fuck anyway. :/
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'd be so funny if all the funding was suddenly pulled from both sides.
Well, it probably wouldn't be funny exactly, but maybe quieter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do they have any way to have an economy that is not based on foreign aid?
Or foreign AIDS?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good for them, Abbas has been playing the political game for while now and this may strengthen his hand against Hamas
Also the rockets were coming from Hamas controlled Gaza Strip not the West Bank.

Syria and Iran have more control of Gaza than Fatah does these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a link post The Office is Filth

(Tont, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a parody of the vid from that ex-fat kid from 2 and a Half Charlie Sheen.
He did it cause he's all Christian and stuff and says what he did was fucked up and devil in your head evil sinnery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's remarkably easy to say that when you've pocketed tens of millions of dollars it would seem

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only own a brown paper bag full of air
and I still think 2 1/2 semi funny men is rather shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still if I owned his money I rather spend it on hookers, boose and dwarfs
*dwarves
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dwarfs

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a couple of years back i was due to go to Amsterdam for a stag weekend. The week before i was having a beer with a housemate with, let's say, provincial views on other races. Deciding to wind him up a bit, the following conversation happened:

Me: So, I think I'll try to have sex with prostitutes from as many races as possible.
Him: Not a black one though?
Me: Yeah, of course a black one. And a Japanese one too, hopefully.
Him: Mate, stop it! That's sick!
Me: No it's not. Hopefully, I'll find a dwarf one too.
Him: Aw mate, stop it.
Me: No, it'll be great. I can just lie back and spin her round.
Him: Mate, stop it!
Me: Come on! It'll be ace. I could probably screw her while wlaking round the room.
Him: Stop it!
Me: Might even be able to smuggle her home in hand luggage.
Him: For fuck's sake, will you fucking stop it? My sister's a 'dwarf' as you put it.

STONY SILENCE

ME: is she single?

We're not mates any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Lindsay's meltdown I made this!
Made this one this morning. Couldn't resist.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post would x 2

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ x4 so technically x8

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!
She was hotter before she went all troubled. Basically when she was 15.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Behave

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Believe

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post beehive

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 7:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not available in my country

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 2:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bastardingfuckery....Where's the rest?
Soon as rOWAN OPENING HIS MOUTH...PURE QUALITY!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 3:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post *gestures upwards with empty glass*
"I want to be as drunk as him, Barkeep"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post those... fucking.... cheeks!
jaysus!
 (likeajackhammer, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post bokk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 1 Dec 2012, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a link post A new Blackadder was performed last night

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love Blackadder!

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a wierd one for me that show, I used to like it, the I saw Mr Bean and Time Team ,
Now I can't get away from the fact that I find Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson incredibly irritating. It is a shame. It just kind of ruined it for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tony is nice when he's not doing telly
but nowadays you'll have to go to the channel isles to find him in a pub
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I met him briefly when I was working on springwatch, for some reason he swung by to see Bill Oddie, he seemed like a nice enough bloke.
He shouldn't be presenting and professing about archaeology though, I just find his screen persona really annoying.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
He seems to have been doing that sort of stuff forever; Blood and Honey seems as old as Blackadder.
 (horrid, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was lucky enough to be there...
...it was brilliant - Rowan Atkinson was billed, but we had no idea it was going to be a Blackadder sketch, and I really didn't think they'd have Tony Robinson - it was the perfect way to end the whole show
 (I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Derek and Clive - Soul Time
"She liked scampi, and her cunt was damp"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get the Horn is a really odd film.
They hated each other at this stage.

The whole thing is so bleak. Like an accidental Pinter play.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely
However, there are moments when you see flashes of their unbreakable, and unique, friendship. I think Dud was really trying for Pete's sake (see what i did there), but the sequence with the crisp dandruff pushed him over the edge apparantly and he walked out and they didn't speak for several years thereafter.
 (Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a link post If they Melded I made this!
New series I'm doing mashing 2 people together. More to come soon. I'll take suggestions too if you have any ideas of who to cram together.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jimmy Savile and a child.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you said that.
I just finished a Jimmy Savile video. Coming out next month.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post JIMMI SAV #1

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my.
I fear that I will be viewing that a few times.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post EEIIEEIIOOOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'd like you to meld rutger hauer with jurgen prochnow


also fucking sweet you're doing work for Conan the Librarian
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jurger Hauchnow

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah you can use it


i gotta go, ma gooch is bleeding
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.tampax.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post how do you do the mouth/video thingy?

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post smoke & mirrors
na just after effects tracking
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice work, cracked me up
Rick Santorum and Rick Ross? Jesse Ventura and Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard? Hillary Clinton and Hilary Duff? Mark Zuckerberg and Mark Twain? That's all I've got off the top of my head that is US related.
 (Level24hiSpeed, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The uploader has decided to make this video unavailable in your country
Why do people hate the antipodes so much?
 (gijoel, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't you supposed to edit the footage in some way?
make it into a joke or something
 (funkatron, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a link post New Zealand Weatherman Delivers Forecast In Elvish.
Is New Zealand currently in the grip of some massive LOTR orgy or something? They're taking this all too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have taken the cyberpunk route really.

(weareace, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post By "cyberpunk route" do you actually mean "dwarfporn"?
*shames*
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the next batch of New Zealand tourist board posters sorted.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, there's no such thing as New Zealand, right? I mean, who's ever heard of Zealand?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's in Baconland innit

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post K'aplah!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're on the internet, look it up, what am i? Google?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Errrr, this was unexpected

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is all that?
Never googled this name, i'm a bit worried now.

Hahahaha!!! Scratch cards!?! I need to change my name.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had to omit the XXX pornsites from the image.
You are prolific and diversified.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Change it to The Scrunt. It's a good name.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Casinos? Slot machines?
Are you Vegas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.sealandgov.org/
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun
www.salteeislands.info/

As captured in Eoin Colfer's book, Airman.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wanted to move to sealand when i first heard about it.
now my plan has been revised to buy a retired warship or cargoship. and declare myself my own sovereign nation.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
me too. Fake Sealand passports were very popular (briefly) amongst international criminals, as no-one knew what a real one should look like.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better make sure the bilge pump functions correctly.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
i am an expert on bilgepumps now.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you are!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.thefreedictionary.com/proctologist
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post i hate to say this coxxy, but you really should go for a second opinion.
bilge pumps are not to be used 'there'
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is a redneck, they do surgery anyway they can

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is true...
very resourceful people... the same doc also cooks meth, makes roadkill jerky, and can shoot a tin can out of a tree at 400 yards.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post 450 if I have the moonshien in meh

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i knew that.
sorry for my underestimation. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post We in the old country call it Nieuw Zeeland, meet some of the locals
www.omroepzeeland.nl/nieuws/2012-06-28/147629/dorpsbusje-nieuwe-ontmoetingsplek#.ULe9iayzJ8E
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a stunner!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post She will clog you up!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Perfect dinner etiquette
How to eat proper like. You may wish to take notes.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great Scott
What a bizarre uneducated savage. He holds his fork in his right hand!

*drops monocle*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do too.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Consider yourself ignored, moran!

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post =(

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post me three

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you hold your knife like a pen as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
uneducated savage

American
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a far cry from the TV dinner I had for Thanksgiving.
Most of the ovens in the trailer park don't hold anything much bigger.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll need these then
www.firebox.com/product/2486/HotCans
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
That way the stove can be used to cook the meth!

Thankee kind sir!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post every American I know cuts everything up first, puts the knife down and then shovels it in with the fork

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I must be lucky.
I don't know any Americans
 (I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mix it up a bit, tends to depend on whether a knife is required*
*knives are better to use for eating than guns.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which reminds me
Has anyone heard anything from pcmechanic lately?

I fear the worst.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, i hope he's ok though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post same here.
i was going to ask if anyone had heard anything the other day. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the stuffing was inserted into the anus of the bird,
that's a recipe for salmonella. (I presume they mean into the cavity.)

It should be stuffed into the neck, as any fule kno.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Salmonella's not the worst thing you can get by inserting your stuffing into the anus of a bird.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post True
It's La Petit Mort feeling you get afterwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! That's excellent :)
Also, to chime in about the whole fork thing, I'm a Brit who lives in America so subsequently I've been subjected to both ways. I don't really care which one I use. I roll like that.

I'm fork ambivalent. Forkbivalent, or forkbedextrous.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Biforkual freak!
*points*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Utters amusing retort*

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Analysis of Youtube comments: Episode 1 NSFW I made this!

(largoembargo ???, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post please never post again

(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:25, , Reply)

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